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(Foodbeast)   Now with the invention of Subway Nachos, I'd say we've taken this food-hacking thing a bit too far   (foodbeast.com) divider line
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2020-09-20 6:07:02 AM  
That website gave me diabetes.
 
2020-09-20 7:46:28 AM  
It killed a few of my brain cells.
 
2020-09-20 8:15:18 AM  
That doesn't sound horrible. The story below it about "Eggels"(bagel shaped sous vide eggs) sounds much better though.
 
2020-09-20 9:24:57 AM  
Food advice about one of the best dishes in the world from TikTok? Not even once.
 
2020-09-20 9:46:59 AM  
Did this when I worked there 12 years ago. The real subway food hack is cheesey bread. Toast up the a loaf covered in the shredded Monterey Jack cheese. While it wasn't my personal favorite it was far too popular amoung my coworkers to be denied it's true place as subway hacked food king.
 
2020-09-20 10:20:05 AM  
It actually sounds pretty good.
 
2020-09-20 10:21:09 AM  
Workers at restaurants are always recombining stuff in the kitchen.

A Wendy's I worked at a kid, guys made a chicken-fried steak burger, salads with fried chicken or burgers on top

I used to make myself a bacon/cheese baked potato with real bacon and real cheese (not "bakon bits" and "cheese sauce")
 
2020-09-20 11:09:09 AM  
What's that weird animal living on his head?
 
2020-09-20 11:39:47 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: What's that weird animal living on his head?


A tribble.
 
2020-09-20 11:59:32 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Ketchuponsteak: What's that weird animal living on his head?

A tribble.


His tribble needs a trim.
 
2020-09-20 12:06:13 PM  
MUCHOS DORITOS LOCOS SUBWAYOS NACHOS

Be sure to ask for it "eXtreme," where the employee actually puts on a Taco Bell hat and uses a caulk gun to make your sandwich nachos
 
2020-09-20 12:42:32 PM  
Back in the day when I worked at BK, we used to make the eggs by putting an insert in a fryer that turned it into a "Frying pan" and dumping liquid scrambled eggs into it. We used to make omelets in that thing.
 
2020-09-20 1:08:49 PM  
Nice ad.
 
2020-09-20 1:19:31 PM  
Eh not a bad idea but it would be loads better with meat that is far better quality that the stuff Subway uses.
 
2020-09-20 2:13:08 PM  

grimlock1972: Eh not a bad idea but it would be loads better with meat that is far better quality that the stuff Subway uses.


Any sandwich you have to wring out first before you can eat it should be just thrown out.
 
2020-09-20 3:48:26 PM  
When I first read the headline, I thought it referred to the urban mode of transportation, not the sandwich chain, and was hesitant to even look at TFA.
 
2020-09-20 4:03:09 PM  
This reminds me of the scene in the Jennifer 8 Lee documentary where she confronts a famous Chinese chef with a picture of American beef and broccoli. He looks at it and says something like, "this is all nonsense" and walks away.
 
2020-09-20 6:45:18 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: Workers at restaurants are always recombining stuff in the kitchen.

A Wendy's I worked at a kid, guys made a chicken-fried steak burger, salads with fried chicken or burgers on top

I used to make myself a bacon/cheese baked potato with real bacon and real cheese (not "bakon bits" and "cheese sauce")


The Wendy's I go to makes it with real cheese and bacon, plus cheese sauce.
 
2020-09-20 9:30:55 PM  

FormlessOne: Nice ad.


An ad for something you can't order?  Okay.

FFS, not everything's an ad.

Now of this thing shows up on the subway menu in the next couple of weeks I'll retract that statement.
 
2020-09-20 10:20:10 PM  
Nachos with melted cheese, seasoned pulled pork, and roasted habanero peppers is one of the easiest things to make. This is useless and terrible.
 
2020-09-20 11:40:22 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Nachos with melted cheese, seasoned pulled pork, and roasted habanero peppers is one of the easiest things to make. This is useless and terrible.


Everything is easy to make. Well, everything fast food joints serve. They appear to be useful to people nonetheless.

:)
 
2020-09-21 3:55:40 AM  

Smackledorfer: brainlordmesomorph: Workers at restaurants are always recombining stuff in the kitchen.

A Wendy's I worked at a kid, guys made a chicken-fried steak burger, salads with fried chicken or burgers on top

I used to make myself a bacon/cheese baked potato with real bacon and real cheese (not "bakon bits" and "cheese sauce")

The Wendy's I go to makes it with real cheese and bacon, plus cheese sauce.


shades of childhood boysprouts trips to see the Penguins play in Three Rivers - we were each "allowed" 5 dollars (of technically our own money) for dinner before the game. so the classic move was 99c for a baked potato and head over to the salad/toppings bar and load it on up with as much bacon cheese sour cream and chili as you could muster. and go back for seconds/thirds/refills. then spend the rest of the money on candy and vuvuzuelas. maybe save some for a Frosty, maybe not.
 
2020-09-21 11:30:21 AM  
So ... nachos. OK.
 
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