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2020-09-19 7:41:50 PM  
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2020-09-19 8:02:15 PM  
It's hard to annunciate with a mouth full of Putin's dick.
 
2020-09-19 8:07:18 PM  
He be a strokin' mf'r
 
2020-09-19 8:12:32 PM  
What a shiatstain on humanity he truly is.
 
2020-09-19 8:24:44 PM  
Denial. No, wait, anger. Or bargaining.

Uh, all three at once?
 
2020-09-19 8:28:14 PM  
What stage of dementia is it when you can't even say your own name?

The stage Trump is standing on.

/rimshot
 
2020-09-19 8:29:55 PM  
Unfortunately not the end stage
 
2020-09-19 8:29:55 PM  
I guess we're intersecting with the parallel universe now.
 
2020-09-19 8:30:30 PM  
I developed a weird tick a while back where I put a weird noise at the start of my name.

Not when I'm talking in conversation. But if you ask me to say my name, I'll put in a weird stutter at the start.

Which isn't defending the orange moron, just telling a story in a thread that's going red.
 
2020-09-19 8:32:32 PM  

Gubbo: I developed a weird tick a while back where I put a weird noise at the start of my name.

Not when I'm talking in conversation. But if you ask me to say my name, I'll put in a weird stutter at the start.

Which isn't defending the orange moron, just telling a story in a thread that's going red.


Oops.
 
2020-09-19 8:37:20 PM  

educated: Oops.


Be polite. Red and Green can look the same to some people.
 
2020-09-19 8:39:23 PM  

bloobeary: educated: Oops.

Be polite. Red and Green can look the same to some people.


I genuinely did not know that and just looked it up.
Meant no offense, Gubbo.
 
2020-09-19 8:40:33 PM  

educated: Gubbo: I developed a weird tick a while back where I put a weird noise at the start of my name.

Not when I'm talking in conversation. But if you ask me to say my name, I'll put in a weird stutter at the start.

Which isn't defending the orange moron, just telling a story in a thread that's going red.

Oops.


I assumed it would go red. It was black when I posted.

Anyway. It's a weird tick and I should probably look into it
 
2020-09-19 8:41:49 PM  

Gubbo: I developed a weird tick a while back where I put a weird noise at the start of my name.

Not when I'm talking in conversation. But if you ask me to say my name, I'll put in a weird stutter at the start.

Which isn't defending the orange moron, just telling a story in a thread that's going red.


When I was in college, my friends and I found that we could edit our names in the Unix phonebook entry, and so we changed our first names to 5-letter strings starting with X (hence "xcott").  This was an IBM mainframe joke that I see no point in explaining.  Shortly afterward, the sysadmin locked it all down, and I was Xcott permanently.

I thought it was kind of cool, certainly more unique than "Scott," made for a better monogram, and it was helpful when I roomed with another Scott.  But it caused a weird stumble at the start when people said my name.   And now when I turn my camera off in Zoom there's this big X that looks like I've just been eliminated.

/But I fared better than Chris
//For some reason he chose "Xophr"
///It wasn't very xyzzy
 
2020-09-19 8:52:11 PM  
He is definitely failing.  If he drank, it would be scary but understandable.  He said "Prump" and corrected it to Trump.  That was unambiguous.

One of his other ones was that Detroit gave us "MOTANG".  MoTown and Mustang with some stroked-out synapses sewing them together.
 
2020-09-19 8:58:14 PM  
As I watched a family member go through dementia....it was when my grandma's blood oxygen was low when she slurred. Most of us are in the 90%s. She'd sometimes slip into the 70%s. She would take off the nose thing that fed her oxygen. I imagine that Donny's blood oxygen is in the 80's.
 
2020-09-19 9:05:08 PM  

bloobeary: educated: Oops.

Be polite. Red and Green can look the same to some people.


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2020-09-19 9:05:43 PM  
Enough with the gaslighting.  His name was ALWAYS Donald Prump.
 
2020-09-19 9:59:39 PM  

iheartscotch: As I watched a family member go through dementia....it was when my grandma's blood oxygen was low when she slurred. Most of us are in the 90%s. She'd sometimes slip into the 70%s. She would take off the nose thing that fed her oxygen. I imagine that Donny's blood oxygen is in the 80's.


When does it get into the zeroes?
 
2020-09-19 10:07:43 PM  

syrynxx: He is definitely failing.  If he drank, it would be scary but understandable.  He said "Prump" and corrected it to Trump.  That was unambiguous.


I also notice that he conspicuously said his own name a few times afterwards, as if to emphasize that he doesn't have a problem.
 
2020-09-19 10:25:52 PM  

Xcott: syrynxx: He is definitely failing.  If he drank, it would be scary but understandable.  He said "Prump" and corrected it to Trump.  That was unambiguous.

I also notice that he conspicuously said his own name a few times afterwards, as if to emphasize that he doesn't have a problem.


Of course he doesn't have a problem. He aced the cognitive, after all.

/person, man, woman, camera, TV
 
2020-09-19 10:50:40 PM  
Stroke out already you cocknozzle.
 
2020-09-19 11:05:07 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: iheartscotch: As I watched a family member go through dementia....it was when my grandma's blood oxygen was low when she slurred. Most of us are in the 90%s. She'd sometimes slip into the 70%s. She would take off the nose thing that fed her oxygen. I imagine that Donny's blood oxygen is in the 80's.

When does it get into the zeroes?


As your oxygen percentage goes down...the weirder things you do. My grandmother once ripped part of the skin off of her leg. Her skin was so thin at that point that a bandage would have taken more skin off when removed....so we used super glue. Apparently, that's a thing they do in hospitals.

Anyway, the end is pretty easy to spot. If they stop sleeping for a couple days...the end is close.

/ my brother carried my grandma to the ambulance. She died 2 or 3 days later in the hospital. Pneumonia. She never regained consciousness. She did squeeze my hand back when I visited her.
 
2020-09-19 11:38:13 PM  

Sub Human: He be a strokin' mf'r


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2020-09-20 12:08:38 AM  
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Domald Tromp?
 
2020-09-20 12:12:08 AM  
What stage of dementia is it when you can't even say your own name?

That's one of the questions for the Glasgow Coma Scale.
 
2020-09-20 12:12:51 AM  
He's high. On whatever drugs he does and RBG's passing. What a piece of shiat.
 
2020-09-20 12:13:36 AM  

iheartscotch: As I watched a family member go through dementia....it was when my grandma's blood oxygen was low when she slurred. Most of us are in the 90%s. She'd sometimes slip into the 70%s. She would take off the nose thing that fed her oxygen. I imagine that Donny's blood oxygen is in the 80's.


That's a level you reach when you start having real issues due to Covid too.
 
2020-09-20 12:14:56 AM  
Wow, he's going down hill, like, really, really fast.
 
2020-09-20 12:15:42 AM  
If he wasn't a psycho who refers to himself in the third person, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2020-09-20 12:15:45 AM  
He mispronounced "plump".
 
2020-09-20 12:15:59 AM  
Why is it that farkers whose comments are marked with a color shaded background never comment on these threads?
 
2020-09-20 12:16:32 AM  
And this is how America dies. At the hands of a moron.
 
2020-09-20 12:21:13 AM  
I just can't even fathom the depths of stupidity and self humiliation that people could go through to support this guy.

If you support Trump as an intellectual, and leader, and whatever virulent masculinity trait that you or your mate lacks.  Really?  He's your viagra pill?

WOW!
 
2020-09-20 12:26:11 AM  

bdub77: Stroke out already you cocknozzle.


Seriously.

He's been getting worse and worse, and I keep waiting to wake up to the headline, "President Donald Trump suffers major stroke, currently in vegetative state."

Sadly, that is yet to happen, and election day is getting closer and closer.
 
2020-09-20 12:28:30 AM  

Duck_of_Doom: He mispronounced "plump".


Is that what you heard?  I thought he mispronounced "unambiguously fat human hemorrhoid engorged with  fat globules morphing into fecal matter".  But I wasn't listening that closely.
 
2020-09-20 12:28:40 AM  

Elliot8654: And this is how America dies. At the hands of a moron.


Plural, please. He didn't elect himself. "At the hands of morons".
 
2020-09-20 12:29:54 AM  

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I love these tweets but have a technical question-- why is it that the link always takes me to a series of tweets and I have to scroll down through several of them to find the relevant one?  They are all good but the submitted headline only refers to one of them and its never the first one that pops up
 
2020-09-20 12:31:25 AM  
If Cadet Bone Spur is this farked up now, how is he going to be nine days from now when the first presidential debate takes place, aka Tuesday, September 29th at 9:00pm?

/I see a huge train wreck of Cheetos approaching *fingers crossed*
 
2020-09-20 12:32:43 AM  
born Sep. 22, 1896 Dan Sane "Mr. Crump Don't Like It Here"
Youtube EHlLGUcJg_U
 
2020-09-20 12:36:22 AM  
Just viral marketing for the Donald Pump.

Turn your "white button" into a "shiatake"!
 
2020-09-20 12:37:42 AM  
It's just the ricin he just got in the mail
 
2020-09-20 12:41:47 AM  

markie_farkie: What a shiatstain on humanity he truly is.


Thus why they love him so much, the shiatstain's of humanity finally have representation.
 
2020-09-20 12:41:50 AM  

browneye: If Cadet Bone Spur is this farked up now, how is he going to be nine days from now when the first presidential debate takes place, aka Tuesday, September 29th at 9:00pm?

/I see a huge train wreck of Cheetos approaching *fingers crossed*


Imagine if he's like this *now* what he would be like re-elected in another 3 1/2 years? What would him running this country look like? They're already keeping him barely functional by shoving a broom handle up his ass and loading him full of Adderall
 
2020-09-20 12:42:22 AM  
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2020-09-20 12:42:42 AM  
I see he still wants his steam magnets or whatever. That one was a oldie we don't hear often. Good to see he still has that razor edge memory.
 
2020-09-20 12:44:19 AM  

cretinbob: bloobeary: educated: Oops.

Be polite. Red and Green can look the same to some people.

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Beautiful, just beautiful.  I loved watching that show every Saturday on PBS.
 
2020-09-20 12:47:52 AM  
Churchill was brave because he was farking boozed to the tits.

That's the only true thing Trump has said all week.
 
2020-09-20 12:48:33 AM  

bloobeary: It's hard to annunciate with a mouth full of Putin's dick.


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2020-09-20 12:53:46 AM  

browneye: If Cadet Bone Spur is this farked up now, how is he going to be nine days from now when the first presidential debate takes place, aka Tuesday, September 29th at 9:00pm?

/I see a huge train wreck of Cheetos approaching *fingers crossed*


What's the over / under on a no show .. I think he and Pence both bail on the debates .. Even if they do show up , both of them will be handed what balls they have left .. Harris  / Pence will be epic  ..
 
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