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(SFGate)   Pro tip: While it might be tempting to inhale every snack in sight whenever you get cannabis-induced munchies, by strategizing what you consume you can ensure the highest quality high   (sfgate.com) divider line
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2020-09-19 7:14:29 PM  
Aaaand they are talking about CBD
 
2020-09-19 7:26:00 PM  

cretinbob: Aaaand they are talking about CBD


Aaaand THC as well
 
2020-09-19 8:01:29 PM  
Highly relevant to my interests.

Have not RTFA yet. Please please please please let the list of acceptable munchies include Fiddle Faddle.
 
2020-09-19 8:06:22 PM  

phlegmmo: cretinbob: Aaaand they are talking about CBD

Aaaand THC as well


Didn't get that far
 
2020-09-19 8:43:32 PM  
Broccoli? When I'm smoke-out-stupid I want no broccoli, man!!! However, I do dig the nuts and tea.
 
2020-09-19 9:25:11 PM  
Placebo effect of thinking that what you eat effects your high is much stronger than any possible effects said food actually has.
 
2020-09-19 9:29:18 PM  
Sgygus: Placebo effect of thinking that what you eataffects your high is much stronger that any possible effect said food actually has.
 
2020-09-19 10:42:37 PM  
I laugh and say nothing's that simple
 
2020-09-19 11:14:20 PM  
I feel like pre-planning your cannabis munchies is like applying a type A activity to a type B activity.

Having RTFA, this is actually pretty cool and good to know for the next time.
 
2020-09-19 11:22:05 PM  
get in my belly
 
2020-09-19 11:28:02 PM  
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2020-09-19 11:29:28 PM  
I dunno, man, when you lead with broccoli it sounds like a "cool but nutritionally over-reaching" mom wrote this sh*t.

"Oh, yes, dear, you can smoke weed in the basement. In fact, I heard that broccoli really enhances your high! Why don't you have some of that, dear?"
 
2020-09-19 11:31:30 PM  
Whatever man. You can pry the Jalapeño Cheddar Cheetos from my desperately clutching, orange-stained fingers.
 
2020-09-19 11:34:38 PM  

Sgygus: Placebo effect of thinking that what you eat effects your high is much stronger than any possible effects said food actually has.


And the placebo effect works even if you know you're using the placebo effect. Self-delusion for the high!
 
2020-09-19 11:39:28 PM  

cretinbob: phlegmmo: cretinbob: Aaaand they are talking about CBD

Aaaand THC as well

Didn't get that far


In the first reference they put CBD as a secondary reason. How did you not get that far if you read the letters C B D?
 
2020-09-19 11:40:24 PM  

Combustion: Broccoli? When I'm smoke-out-stupid I want no broccoli, man!!! However, I do dig the nuts and tea.


DRAM - Broccoli feat. Lil Yachty (Official Music Video)
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This guy gets it.
 
2020-09-19 11:43:22 PM  

IAmRight: I dunno, man, when you lead with broccoli it sounds like a "cool but nutritionally over-reaching" mom wrote this sh*t.

"Oh, yes, dear, you can smoke weed in the basement. In fact, I heard that broccoli really enhances your high! Why don't you have some of that, dear?"


Subby led with broccoli. Broccoli is the last thing the article mentions.
 
2020-09-19 11:57:55 PM  

Combustion: Broccoli? When I'm smoke-out-stupid I want no broccoli, man!!! However, I do dig the nuts and tea.


Do you teabag the nuts?
 
2020-09-20 12:52:57 AM  
broccoli, dipped in cheese sauce with sour cream and sprinkled with pine nuts for good measure.
 
2020-09-20 1:03:42 AM  

Combustion: Broccoli? When I'm smoke-out-stupid I want no broccoli, man!!! However, I do dig the nuts and tea.


Broccoli with some General's chicken, yes. Cold, with gobs of fried rice stuck to it.
 
2020-09-20 1:33:52 AM  

jaylectricity: IAmRight: I dunno, man, when you lead with broccoli it sounds like a "cool but nutritionally over-reaching" mom wrote this sh*t.

"Oh, yes, dear, you can smoke weed in the basement. In fact, I heard that broccoli really enhances your high! Why don't you have some of that, dear?"

Subby led with broccoli. Broccoli is the last thing the article mentions.


But your phone is dead.
 
2020-09-20 4:17:27 AM  

Sgygus: Sgygus: Placebo effect of thinking that what you eat effects your high affect is much stronger that any possible effect said food actually has.


FTFY? Or.... made worse?
 
2020-09-20 6:34:24 AM  
You shouldn't inhale food, you should eat it.
 
2020-09-20 9:43:54 AM  
Hmm, back when I used to consume regularly (1997-2000), and had access to a decent amount of flower, I'd often make "cannabis tea" by steeping a few flowers with chamomile tea in boiling hot water. The concoction did the trick, especially after eating the flower after the cup was done. Took awhile to kick in, as with most "edibles", but boy did it work.
 
2020-09-20 1:34:42 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: broccoli, dipped in cheese sauce with sour cream and sprinkled with pine nuts for good measure.


I'm surrounded by pine nuts by the thousands right now. Wish i had a way to shuck them easily...
 
2020-09-20 5:12:32 PM  

jaylectricity: cretinbob: phlegmmo: cretinbob: Aaaand they are talking about CBD

Aaaand THC as well

Didn't get that far

In the first reference they put CBD as a secondary reason. How did you not get that far if you read the letters C B D?


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