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(The Daily Beast)   Donald Trump, during 2015 deposition in which he can't seem to remember much, is asked about his claim to have the world's best memory: "I don't remember that"   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2020-09-19 6:07:08 PM  
Only a man, with no sense of humor whatsoever, and more than a little mentally slow, would say that with a straight face.
 
2020-09-19 6:49:15 PM  
Fake news is fake. Trump's memory is just amazing.  The world's best.  Don't make him sue you to prove it.
 
2020-09-19 6:56:04 PM  
What a dumb puck! to quote Don Rickles, The Real Don.
 
2020-09-19 11:38:32 PM  
It's helpful if you just assume everything out of Trump's mouth is a lie.  On the odd occasion something ends up being true, the egg on your face is negligible compared to the wasted time fact checking when he's already five to ten lies ahead of you.
 
2020-09-19 11:41:25 PM  

Albert911emt: Fake news is fake. Trump's memory is just amazing.  The world's best.  Don't make him sue you to prove it.


Remember you signed an NDA.
 
2020-09-19 11:42:46 PM  
He comes across differently in this video to a lot of more recent footage but it's hard to tell if he's plummeted mentally or is "in character" when he's ranting at a press conference or campaign rally. His campaign rally performances seem the same now as 2015/16 so there definitely is some character work going on.
 
2020-09-19 11:44:31 PM  
Who cares anymore?

He's the bestest president ever.

Mass media says so, so deal with it.
 
2020-09-19 11:46:07 PM  
Yes, President Stupid. You said that.

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2020-09-19 11:52:21 PM  
Donald Trump is a CRSWIC-ing motherf*cker.

*CRSWIC (pronounced "Chris-Wick"):  Can't Remember Sh*t When It's Convenient.
 
2020-09-19 11:52:40 PM  
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2020-09-19 11:56:32 PM  
This was public knowledge in 2016, and 63 million people didn't care.  And the ones who still refuse to hold this against them, a pox on all their houses.
 
2020-09-19 11:57:49 PM  
Anyone who didn't vote in 2016 should feel as bad as possible right now.
 
2020-09-19 11:58:49 PM  
Trump is not a person, it is a tumor that has to be cut out of America.
 
2020-09-20 12:02:32 AM  

brantgoose: What a dumb puck! to quote Don Rickles, The Real Don.


I hate that his fans on reddit call him The Donald. No. This is The Donald:

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2020-09-20 12:03:28 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: brantgoose: What a dumb puck! to quote Don Rickles, The Real Don.

I hate that his fans on reddit call him The Donald. No. This is The Donald:

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2020-09-20 12:10:28 AM  
just something else to add to the list of things to send trump humpers when they wanna know why I have such a low opinion of them. They've earned it.
 
2020-09-20 12:18:40 AM  

HypnozombieX: just something else to add to the list of things to send trump humpers when they wanna know why I have such a low opinion of them. They've earned it.


It's more than 30 seconds long.  They won't watch it.
 
2020-09-20 12:43:47 AM  
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2020-09-20 1:08:46 AM  
I would bet good money that 90% of these salt-of-the-earth, bootstrappy redcaps probably rightfully loathed trump back in the 90s when he was just another rich, obnoxious asshole in the Enquirer. They would never admit that now. Part of their reprogramming and repatriation should be forced viewing of stuff like this. Make them admit that he's a stupid, shallow, loathsome, profane and deeply corrupt shiatstain and conman. I'd offer a modicum of forgiveness if they'd admit they'd been had.
 
2020-09-20 1:16:16 AM  

freetomato: I would bet good money that 90% of these salt-of-the-earth, bootstrappy redcaps probably rightfully loathed trump back in the 90s when he was just another rich, obnoxious asshole in the Enquirer. They would never admit that now. Part of their reprogramming and repatriation should be forced viewing of stuff like this. Make them admit that he's a stupid, shallow, loathsome, profane and deeply corrupt shiatstain and conman. I'd offer a modicum of forgiveness if they'd admit they'd been had.


They know all that. They love him because he pisses off the rest of us. The Christians know he's a lying self-obsessed fornicator, the rednecks know he's a scumbag businessman with a reputation for not paying contractors (eg via bankruptcy proceedings), the golf club types know he cheats at golf. But they look right past that because they see him confirming their prejudices, pissing off anyone progressive and selling off America to corporate interests.
 
2020-09-20 1:59:20 AM  
Aussie_As:

Sad and true. This literally is a fork on the road in the American story, If we don't right the ship now, I fear it's a lost cause.
 
2020-09-20 2:23:09 AM  
All christians are equally truthful if not less so to trump.  trump represents all christians.  He is the the perfect christian according to all christians, unless any other christians tell me that ALL trump supporters are not christians.

All christians are the same as all christians.
All christians are trump worshipers and wish that they were as great a christian as trump.

He is a pathological liar, racist, nazi, amoral, adulterer, idiot, rapist, fraud, coward, traitor like ALL christians.

christians - you are f*cking amoral filth.
There is nothing christian that is anything other than a lie.
Prove me wrong, you filth.
Given that you are all pathological liars, give me proof that you even have faith, you garbage.

There is no christian that has any faith in their lies.

There is not a single word from ANY christian that could be true.
 
2020-09-20 4:08:30 AM  

Weatherkiss: I want that sauce Morty!: brantgoose: What a dumb puck! to quote Don Rickles, The Real Don.

I hate that his fans on reddit call him The Donald. No. This is The Donald:

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Holy shiat that's scary
 
2020-09-20 5:08:29 AM  
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
--Mark Twain

Some how I don't think Mr Clemens ever meet someone quite like Trump.

If you like about everything, you don't have to remember anything.
--DON.MAC
 
2020-09-20 6:53:50 AM  
The important thing is mocking him for those Foster Grants.
 
2020-09-20 8:08:09 AM  
Pretending not to remember key facts during a deposition is not a great legal strategy. You're just creating a transcript with big holes in it. If the opposing party gives evidence where you can't or don't, there's only one side's story on the record.  If the matter gets to trial, and there is only evidence from one side, the side with the forgetful witness is going to have a problem since the judge only has the evidence of one party to make a determination.  And if the forgetful witness suddenly recollects important self serving evidence, after they said, during a deposition, when their memory would have fresher, that they forgot, their evidence and credibility will be attacked.  A good lawyer will make short work of them.
 
2020-09-20 9:07:44 AM  

rattchett: Pretending not to remember key facts during a deposition is not a great legal strategy. You're just creating a transcript with big holes in it. If the opposing party gives evidence where you can't or don't, there's only one side's story on the record.  If the matter gets to trial, and there is only evidence from one side, the side with the forgetful witness is going to have a problem since the judge only has the evidence of one party to make a determination.  And if the forgetful witness suddenly recollects important self serving evidence, after they said, during a deposition, when their memory would have fresher, that they forgot, their evidence and credibility will be attacked.  A good lawyer will make short work of them.


There is a reason Trump always settles when he gets sued. His only "victory" is that he usually gets an NDA attached to his payments and gets the records sealed.
 
2020-09-20 12:57:53 PM  
 
2020-09-20 1:14:20 PM  
Mobster debility. Contact with the justice system sickens the sufferers with a quickness. We don't have calendars or adorable blankets but you should still send money.
 
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