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(KRQE News)   It's sexy time for spiders... BIG spiders   (krqe.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, New Mexico, LOS ALAMOS, Tarantula, National Park Service, Spider bite, Los Alamos National Laboratory, Stinger, tarantula season  
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2020-09-19 8:18:19 PM  
Get the shotgun.
 
2020-09-19 8:24:36 PM  
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WHERE DA MAMMALIAN WOMEN AT?
 
2020-09-19 8:27:50 PM  
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2020-09-19 8:28:18 PM  
Help them cross the road.
What if they are just as tired of 2020 as the rest of us, and just trying to end it?
 
2020-09-19 8:29:21 PM  
You know, I like spiders. Especially salticidae. When I watched "Beyond the Aquila Rift" on Love, Death, Robots, my first thought was that Thom over-reacted and "Greta" just wanted a FRIEND, for fark's sake, because she was just as farked as anyone else... she's just extremely long-lived and we're not.

Stupid arachnophobe, could have worked with big spood to at least let people know exactly what happens when they miss a jump.
 
2020-09-19 8:30:08 PM  
They're pretty easy to cheese, but the snarly and glowing red eyes are disturbing.

/been playing Grounded pre-release
 
2020-09-19 8:31:08 PM  
It's wild to read about how some spiders reproduce.  Jack off onto the ground, and then scoop up the semen and push it into a lady spider.
 
2020-09-19 8:31:21 PM  

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WHERE DA MAMMALIAN WOMEN AT?


That reminds me, I once saw a pic of a lady person with a huge bush, but it turned out to be baby spiders.
 
2020-09-19 8:36:54 PM  
What? Spiders need love too
 
2020-09-19 8:45:35 PM  
Meth Damon knows how to handle tarantula lovers of all ages.
 
2020-09-19 8:47:44 PM  
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Ooh la la.
 
2020-09-19 8:47:47 PM  
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2020-09-19 8:49:05 PM  
farkIN SPIDERS!
 
2020-09-19 8:50:03 PM  
NOPE.
 
2020-09-19 8:51:02 PM  

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2020-09-19 8:51:35 PM  
Ladies, if spiders turn you on, my scrotal ridge looks almost exactly like this...

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2020-09-19 9:01:00 PM  
Arachnohornia?
 
2020-09-19 9:01:20 PM  
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2020-09-19 9:09:38 PM  
BRB, booking a flight to New Mexico.
 
2020-09-19 9:12:08 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Ladies, if spiders turn you on, my scrotal ridge looks almost exactly like this...


Scrotal ridge?
Pubic mound?

This is what happens when you let geographers write anatomy texts.
 
2020-09-19 9:23:19 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Ladies, if spiders turn you on, my scrotal ridge looks almost exactly like this...

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Scrotal ridge?
 
2020-09-19 9:29:52 PM  
The Jacksons - Torture (Official Video)
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2020-09-19 9:29:56 PM  
Article fails without pictures of spider sex.
 
2020-09-19 9:30:42 PM  

eddie_irvine: NOPE.


I'm not sure spiders care about consent.
 
2020-09-19 9:32:19 PM  
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2020-09-19 9:33:21 PM  

Satampra Zeiros: eddie_irvine: NOPE.

I'm not sure spiders care about consent.


Bed bugs don't care about consent.  Spiders do fancy mating dances to attract female spiders.
 
2020-09-19 9:39:45 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Get the shotgun.


Eight Legged Freaks - Trailer #f2
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2020-09-19 9:46:51 PM  
CSB
In college I worked in produce at Wegmans.  We found a black widow in the grapes, and put her in a clear plastic tub with a long grape stem and a quarter to use as reference.  My manager planned on sending her to Penn State's bug dept., but not before showing what we found to the store manager.
While my manager went to get the big boss, I grabbed an empty plastic tub, quarter and grape stem and left that container open and on its side while hiding the actual container.
The oh shiat look on my boss's face when he came back to a missing black widow was priceless.
 
2020-09-19 9:51:59 PM  
"...You got nine legs, or you just happy to see me?"
 
2020-09-19 9:55:50 PM  

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That first lady knows how to party.
 
2020-09-19 9:56:43 PM  

NM Volunteer: Spiders do fancy mating dances to attract female spiders.


Some of them also bring lady spiders gift wrapped snacks so as not to become a snack. Others do bondage.
There's even one species I read about that fights for the privilege of being eaten.

Spiders are kinda kinky.
 
2020-09-19 10:10:14 PM  
It's always sexy time for spiders..

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2020-09-19 10:13:49 PM  
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2020-09-19 10:37:04 PM  
I was working as a temp employee for Raytheon, back in 1999. We were doing the build-out for ORION (One Raytheon Integrated Online Network- yes, cheesy as hell, but I didn't come up with the acronym.)

We were in Tucson, AZ, and in one of the hotels there. Most of my coworkers had gone to bed, but I stayed in the bar. There was a group of roughnecks with another company, and one of their group had passed out at the bar. The wonderful wit in the group had a tarantula in a Styrofoam container, with a bit of dry ice to keep it docile. They woke up the drunk, and offered him a hamburger. Many hi jinks ensued. I was able to grab the bottle of Crown Royal that the bartender left, unattended, and yoinked my way upstairs, laughing all the way.
 
2020-09-19 10:42:59 PM  

Lady J: The Pope of Manwich Village: Ladies, if spiders turn you on, my scrotal ridge looks almost exactly like this...

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Scrotal ridge?


It's near Lake Titicaca.
 
2020-09-19 10:48:07 PM  

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you deserve a hamburger delivery in a Styrofoam box. I will leave it on the bar, and make sure you are the first to open it.
 
2020-09-19 11:09:37 PM  
Damnit, Cletus!  The sexy time was supposed to be between the spiders, not with 'em!  Now look what you did!

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2020-09-19 11:22:44 PM  
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2020-09-19 11:55:20 PM  
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There have been many on the move at the ranch. I stopped the tractor for a picture with this one. He was not impressed
 
2020-09-20 12:09:40 AM  

Kalashinator: Damnit, Cletus!  The sexy time was supposed to be between the spiders, not with 'em!  Now look what you did!

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That is a fantastically twisted piece of art.
 
2020-09-20 12:18:04 AM  

no shirt no shoes: CSB
In college I worked in produce at Wegmans.  We found a black widow in the grapes, and put her in a clear plastic tub with a long grape stem and a quarter to use as reference.  My manager planned on sending her to Penn State's bug dept., but not before showing what we found to the store manager.
While my manager went to get the big boss, I grabbed an empty plastic tub, quarter and grape stem and left that container open and on its side while hiding the actual container.
The oh shiat look on my boss's face when he came back to a missing black widow was priceless.


That's funny.
So where did you work afterwards?
 
2020-09-20 1:37:19 AM  

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Thank you, I appreciate getting to clean my monitor after that spit take. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmtuR​R​htGQw
 
2020-09-20 4:09:13 AM  
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Approves.
 
2020-09-20 9:29:25 AM  
Big spiders?
BBAs? Big beautiful arachnids?
What about petite spiders?
The itty bitty arachnid comittee?
 
2020-09-20 10:06:14 AM  
Nope, wait. BBWs - Big beautiful webspinners.
 
2020-09-20 5:38:09 PM  

Leftbehindandgladofit:
Thank you, I appreciate getting to clean my monitor after that spit take. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmtuRR​htGQw


Omar is not going to clean your monitor.
 
2020-09-20 7:01:18 PM  
DOOM 3 BFG EDITION SPIDER BOSS BATTLE [1080P 60FPS]
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