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2020-09-19 5:06:20 PM  
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2020-09-19 5:13:06 PM  
Third in line to the Presidency, folks.
 
2020-09-19 5:15:38 PM  
Wut? Iz dis inglish?
 
2020-09-19 5:22:23 PM  
Totally not news - Grassely's been tweeting like he was Prince for years.

Also, he shoots pigeons like a motherfarker.
 
2020-09-19 5:26:48 PM  
Speckled Jim!?

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2020-09-19 5:40:20 PM  
Worst. Haiku.  Ever.

Did he even take the course?
 
2020-09-19 5:43:45 PM  

LordOfThePings: Speckled Jim!?

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Why Blackadder shot a delicious, plump-breasted carrier pigeon - BBC
Youtube LKhdJd1Nu74
 
2020-09-19 5:48:50 PM  
What a terrible way to find out ur pet pidgin is dead.
 
2020-09-19 6:19:34 PM  
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2020-09-19 6:39:49 PM  
People intentionally voted for this guy?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2020-09-19 6:41:39 PM  
Hey I just met u and this ain't lucky, but here's dead pidgin, so call me Chuckie.
 
2020-09-19 6:53:13 PM  
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2020-09-19 7:06:59 PM  
Grassley tweets about dead animals a lot.

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Is this one of those demonic omen things where dead animals show up every time a character's onscreen in the movie?

Iunno. Probably?
 
2020-09-19 7:31:57 PM  
Can we start putting these crypt keepers out to pasture already?

Dude is 87, go spend time with your family already.
 
2020-09-19 7:34:06 PM  

gopher321: Wut? Iz dis inglish?


no it's pidgin
 
2020-09-19 7:35:55 PM  

gopher321: Wut? Iz dis inglish?


Hickbonics
 
2020-09-19 7:36:41 PM  
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2020-09-19 7:37:28 PM  
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2020-09-19 7:38:23 PM  
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Inconthoable
 
2020-09-19 7:39:03 PM  
This might be the most exciting thing that has happened in Iowa this year, certainly tweet worthy.
 
2020-09-19 7:39:12 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Third in line to the Presidency, folks.


Pelosi is not aging well.
 
2020-09-19 7:39:14 PM  
 
2020-09-19 7:39:47 PM  
It's like lyrics to a Radiohead b-side or Aphex Twin deep cut.
 
2020-09-19 7:40:41 PM  

andrewagill: Grassley tweets about dead animals a lot.

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Is this one of those demonic omen things where dead animals show up every time a character's onscreen in the movie?

Iunno. Probably?


Sure. "Deer".
 
2020-09-19 7:41:04 PM  
Homing pigeon. AU refers to American Racing Pigeon Union. Bird was hatched in 2020.

https://www.pigeon.org/lostbirdinfo.h​t​m
 
2020-09-19 7:43:00 PM  
Stop the Pigeon Intro Opening
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2020-09-19 7:43:38 PM  
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rainbow and prince storm cloud are eating.

pic unrelated
 
2020-09-19 7:46:05 PM  

TommyDeuce: Totally not news - Grassely's been tweeting like he was Prince for years.

Also, he shoots pigeons like a motherfarker.


Don't you dare compare this <redacted/ w/ Prince Rogers Nelson! Blasphemy!
 
2020-09-19 7:46:24 PM  
My grandmother said that they ate pigeons from time to time during The Depression..
She said, though they had little meat, they were delicious..Luckily, being on a farm, they
didn't have to resort to that too often, and usually left the barn pigeons for any traveler that
was passing through and was hungry..
 
2020-09-19 7:47:27 PM  
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2020-09-19 7:47:43 PM  
It's Q CODE!

 
2020-09-19 7:49:08 PM  
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/wanted for questioning
 
2020-09-19 7:51:04 PM  

NewportBarGuy: People intentionally voted for this guy?


For years, Harkin and Grassley were respected as a bipartisan pair.

Turns out, only Harkin was worthy of respect.
 
2020-09-19 7:51:06 PM  
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2020-09-19 7:51:16 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: It's Q CODE!


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2020-09-19 7:51:25 PM  

snowblur: Worst. Haiku.  Ever.

Did he even take the course?


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2020-09-19 7:51:33 PM  
I clicked this full of absolute dread and got a good belly laugh out of it.

Thank you Subby
 
2020-09-19 7:51:52 PM  
my senator. along with Castrated Bread Bags. *mixes another vodka and Xanax*
 
2020-09-19 7:52:03 PM  
pricipal caught sayof
 
2020-09-19 7:53:00 PM  

andrewagill: Grassley tweets about dead animals a lot.

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Is this one of those demonic omen things where dead animals show up every time a character's onscreen in the movie?

Iunno. Probably?


Why would you tweet about not being sure you didn't just leave an animal to suffer for hours before dying? What... just... why? This doesn't even make hick-sense.
 
2020-09-19 7:53:05 PM  

virulent_loser: my senator. along with Castrated Bread Bags. *mixes another vodka and Xanax*


Might be time to pack up and hightail it outta there.
 
2020-09-19 7:54:02 PM  
Did he eat the pidgin? Feed it to a pet? Or just leave it to rot?

Or is this some indirect threat toward Twitter?
 
2020-09-19 7:54:33 PM  

gopher321: Wut? Iz dis inglish?


It might be pidgin english.
 
2020-09-19 7:54:40 PM  
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2020-09-19 7:55:10 PM  

andrewagill: Grassley tweets about dead animals a lot.

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Is this one of those demonic omen things where dead animals show up every time a character's onscreen in the movie?

Iunno. Probably?


He didn't bother to make sure the deer was dead? 

When I was about 6 or 7, my family road tripped from Idaho back home to California. We hit a deer as we were driving along a long desolate road in Oregon. It wasn't dead, but severely injured (broken legs and probable internal injuries). It was horrifying to see my dad get out of the car and club the deer to death with a large rock. It took three blows, but I only witnessed the first. After that, I buried my head in a blanket. The memory still horrifies me - I'm a whimp and over sensitive like that - but I completely understood why it had to be done.

People should not allow animals to suffer needlessly.

Leaving a half dead animal, that he injured, along the side of a road, says alot about the kind of person Grassley is.
 
2020-09-19 7:58:14 PM  
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Is his little gui-tar OK?
 
2020-09-19 7:58:25 PM  

philodough: andrewagill: Grassley tweets about dead animals a lot.

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Is this one of those demonic omen things where dead animals show up every time a character's onscreen in the movie?

Iunno. Probably?

He didn't bother to make sure the deer was dead? 

When I was about 6 or 7, my family road tripped from Idaho back home to California. We hit a deer as we were driving along a long desolate road in Oregon. It wasn't dead, but severely injured (broken legs and probable internal injuries). It was horrifying to see my dad get out of the car and club the deer to death with a large rock. It took three blows, but I only witnessed the first. After that, I buried my head in a blanket. The memory still horrifies me - I'm a whimp and over sensitive like that - but I completely understood why it had to be done.

People should not allow animals to suffer needlessly.

Leaving a half dead animal, that he injured, along the side of a road, says alot about the kind of person Grassley is.


Shiat, even if he tried to find it and couldn't, why farking tweet about it?
 
2020-09-19 7:59:03 PM  
The bird was alive until Chuck Grassley happened upon it.
 
2020-09-19 7:59:47 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: My grandmother said that they ate pigeons from time to time during The Depression..
She said, though they had little meat, they were delicious..Luckily, being on a farm, they
didn't have to resort to that too often, and usually left the barn pigeons for any traveler that
was passing through and was hungry..


What's wrong with squab?
 
2020-09-19 8:00:22 PM  
PASSENGER PIGEON!

ghost dog clip passenger pigeon comedy scene
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