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2020-09-19 4:35:32 PM  
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2020-09-19 5:59:27 PM  
Is it going to be bigger than Jesus?
 
2020-09-19 6:02:46 PM  
I hope it's badass Jesus who has finally had enough of the bullshiat like Gandhi II.
 
2020-09-19 6:03:45 PM  
The Reresurrection of the Christ
 
2020-09-19 6:16:37 PM  
Passion of the Christ 2:  First Blood
 
2020-09-19 6:53:38 PM  
Sequel to Passion of Christ? Can we has Christians getting thrown to lions? Not that the poor lions did anything to deserve that shiat.

/ or is this about Jesus' and Mary Magdalene's child?
 
2020-09-19 7:04:41 PM  
Maybe we'll finally get the Passive Aggression of the Christ.
 
2020-09-19 7:08:29 PM  
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2020-09-19 7:09:13 PM  
This time, it's personal.
 
2020-09-19 7:25:28 PM  
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2020-09-19 7:52:49 PM  

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Full length guide rod, I'd expect nothing less.
 
2020-09-19 7:58:29 PM  
Electric Bootajew?
 
2020-09-19 8:07:11 PM  
Lotto numbers - Black Jesus
Youtube vZeglDVqnNA

(nsfw)
 
2020-09-19 8:07:44 PM  
Asylum get to work
 
2020-09-19 8:08:25 PM  
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Nobody farks with the Jesus.
 
2020-09-19 8:11:47 PM  
Can't be as good as
UHF (11/12) Movie CLIP - Gandhi II (1989) HD
Youtube 4ega5Rcct2s
 
2020-09-19 8:14:16 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Electric Bootajew?


If the storyline is after the resurrection, it would be Electric RebootaJew.
 
2020-09-19 8:14:24 PM  

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Yep, totally read that headline as, "Jesus is black..."
 
2020-09-19 8:16:52 PM  
I'll admit, if they can get the money for it Revelation would be one hell of a effects flick.
 
2020-09-19 8:18:15 PM  
They already did the Book of Mormon.
 
2020-09-19 8:22:46 PM  

Rattrap007: Can't be as good as
[YouTube video: UHF (11/12) Movie CLIP - Gandhi II (1989) HD]


Came here for this.
 
2020-09-19 8:32:35 PM  
It's been done:

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2020-09-19 8:33:45 PM  
So we'll finally get the scene where Thomas fingerbangs his spear wound?

/Never saw the first one.
//Grew up Catholic.
///The guys who played Superman in Crisis on Infinite Earths were better Jesuses.
////Jesi?
//Joshuas.
 
2020-09-19 8:34:38 PM  
Jesus 2: Coming
 
2020-09-19 8:41:54 PM  
The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus is returning, try to look busy.
 
2020-09-19 8:45:31 PM  
Is this the one where he never stops throwing up when he sees what's being done in his name?
 
2020-09-19 8:45:39 PM  
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2020-09-19 8:52:11 PM  
Prosperity Jesus!
 
2020-09-19 8:52:27 PM  
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Seen it
 
2020-09-19 9:11:15 PM  
It's personal this time
 
2020-09-19 9:26:28 PM  
If it ain't new Black Jesus with Charlie Murphy flashbacks, I's crap.
 
2020-09-19 9:33:49 PM  
Oy veh.
 
2020-09-19 9:36:56 PM  
Mel Gibson is a horrific person, but he can make some damned good films. I wouldn't even put TPOTC in his top five list. But If "Jesus 2 - I'm Coming for You" is anything like Apocalypto, I'll watch it.
 
2020-09-19 9:39:20 PM  
Quentin Tarantino's, Jesus.  The only savior who will jump down off that cross and beat you to death with it, motherfarker.
 
2020-09-19 9:46:47 PM  
In Quarantino | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
Youtube 5GCJ-G97QUA
 
2020-09-19 9:50:31 PM  
I really liked Dragged Across Concrete and I don't feel bad about it.
 
2020-09-19 9:53:35 PM  
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2020-09-19 9:54:40 PM  
Family Guy - Black Jesus
Youtube ORIICgi-0GI
 
2020-09-19 10:02:02 PM  
Here's the real story about Easter eggs.

Jesus had very high cholesterol levels. When he was alive, he forbade the apostles to eat eggs. When he was crucified, the apostles were so happy to eat eggs again. When Jesus was resurrected, the apostles exclaimed, "We have to hide all these farking eggs!"
 
2020-09-19 10:23:33 PM  
Jesus shaynee: The Jesusing!
 
2020-09-19 10:36:02 PM  

iheartscotch: Sequel to Passion of Christ? Can we has Christians getting thrown to lions? Not that the poor lions did anything to deserve that shiat.

/ or is this about Jesus' and Mary Magdalene's child?


Would Monica Bellucci be reprising the role?
 
2020-09-19 10:36:25 PM  
It's not gonna star Kenny West, is it?
 
2020-09-19 10:46:55 PM  

whereisian: [Fark user image 525x700]

Seen it


Never expected that to pop up on fark.
 
2020-09-19 10:55:34 PM  

Mole Man: whereisian: [Fark user image 525x700]

Seen it

Never expected that to pop up on fark.


It was filmed in Ottawa.  Some of my friends know people who were in the movie.  Mohawk priest is the doorman at a pinball and music bar.
 
2020-09-19 10:55:48 PM  
Fist of Jesus HQ
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2020-09-19 11:11:32 PM  
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You're gonna need a bigger cross.
 
2020-09-19 11:11:52 PM  

Flappyhead: Mole Man: whereisian: [Fark user image 525x700]

Seen it

Never expected that to pop up on fark.

It was filmed in Ottawa.  Some of my friends know people who were in the movie.  Mohawk priest is the doorman at a pinball and music bar.


Glen.  Works at the Dominion Tavern.  Awesome east coast dude.  Guessing piball place/bar is House of Targ?  Think I'm the only one who hasn't been there yet.
 
2020-09-19 11:18:39 PM  
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2020-09-19 11:30:49 PM  
Just wait for the third one. In it Jesus unites with the father and the holy ghost to take on Satan, Beelzebub, and El Diablo. The Holy Trinitilogy drops in 2022.
 
2020-09-20 12:01:39 AM  
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Meh, it's been done.
 
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