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2020-09-19 6:55:32 PM  
18 votes:
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2020-09-19 6:44:36 PM  
16 votes:
So much for toke-yo, amirite? Eh? Eh?
 
2020-09-19 7:49:12 PM  
8 votes:

UltimaCS: Klyukva: Act Concerning Special Provisions for the Narcotics and Psychotropics Control Act, etc. and Other Matters for the Prevention of Activities Encouraging Illicit Conducts and Other Activities Involving Controlled Substances through International Cooperation.

From time to time it's good to get a reminder that some stereotypes are based on reality.

I've been a professional weeb for decades but I've never heard of the stereotype that Japanese people are verbose.


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2020-09-19 6:55:06 PM  
5 votes:
Their drug laws seem very strict but they don't seem to be working. Or are we seriously to believe the Japanese come up with all their weird Japanese shiat w/o being high as fark?
 
2020-09-19 6:51:36 PM  
5 votes:
When it comes to getting arrested in Japan for pot, Snoop doesn't have half the street cred of Paul McCartney
 
2020-09-19 6:45:24 PM  
4 votes:
Alphaville - Big in Japan
Youtube DdWZKb659K0
 
2020-09-19 7:05:54 PM  
3 votes:
I had a Canadian coworker in Osaka who got caught with weed. Cops stopped her to check her bicycle registration because we all know white girls steal bikes and found he weed.

She just got disappeared. I have no clue what happened to her.

I was once offered weed by a Jamaican in Kyoto but turned him down and caught some kids smoking on a nature trail another time but other than that ran into less drug use than I do back here.
 
2020-09-19 8:26:39 PM  
2 votes:

Likwit: Japanese people still believe in reefer madness. My wife is coming around, but she used to think smoking made you snap and start randomly attacking people.


That's Yanderes
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2020-09-19 8:00:25 PM  
2 votes:
Japanese people still believe in reefer madness. My wife is coming around, but she used to think smoking made you snap and start randomly attacking people.
 
2020-09-19 7:33:42 PM  
2 votes:

Purple_Urkle: Are Japanese teenagers still free to go on murder sprees willynilly and get a few years in a reform school and a clean record? Get your shiat together Japan! You'd make more sense if stoned.
[YouTube video: Teenage Japanese Killers (Crime Documentary) | Real Stories]


I'm stoned on whisky, it makes on sense to me
 
2020-09-19 7:20:20 PM  
2 votes:
Act Concerning Special Provisions for the Narcotics and Psychotropics Control Act, etc. and Other Matters for the Prevention of Activities Encouraging Illicit Conducts and Other Activities Involving Controlled Substances through International Cooperation.

From time to time it's good to get a reminder that some stereotypes are based on reality.
 
2020-09-19 3:44:24 PM  
2 votes:
And since I'm not in Japan
Smoke Weed Everyday (Full Version)
Youtube JcBIzuuIdOA
 
2020-09-20 12:34:53 AM  
1 vote:
Nobody should ever go to Japan.
 
2020-09-19 11:27:51 PM  
1 vote:
real_headhoncho:
That's Yanderes
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Most of those aren't even Yanderes... God I hate this newer internet.
 
2020-09-19 10:34:32 PM  
1 vote:

tintar: leeksfromchichis: Mr. Shabooboo: Koodz: I had a Canadian coworker in Osaka who got caught with weed. Cops stopped her to check her bicycle registration because we all know white girls steal bikes and found he weed.

She just got disappeared. I have no clue what happened to her.

I was once offered weed by a Jamaican in Kyoto but turned him down and caught some kids smoking on a nature trail another time but other than that ran into less drug use than I do back here.

Ok..That is creepy..I'd like to think that she disappeared herself to another place for "shaming" her family, and that's the  worst thing..Not that she got thrown into prison for a little weed and offed herself or something awful..

Japanese cops can hold a suspect for interrogation for like a month. The trials don't have juries. And the penalty for illegal drugs is equally high.  Several years in prison.

Stick to the chuhi strong

99% conviction rate not suspect in the slightest.

meanwhile back in 'Murica why the hell can't I get soju from a vending machine.

/prefer baekseju but not terribly picky


My Nepalese housemate introduced me to Soju. It tastes remarkably smooth for a clear spirit based medium strength alcoholic drink.
She insisted it be followed by a squirt of cream straight into your mouth.
Strange custom and the hangover it gave her the next morning made the whole process seem a little discouraging.
She got some strawberry flavour Soju too, it was so sweet as to be undrinkable. Still have half a bottle of it sitting unloved on the drinks shelf.
 
2020-09-19 8:18:02 PM  
1 vote:

Purple_Urkle: Likwit: Japanese people still believe in reefer madness. My wife is coming around, but she used to think smoking made you snap and start randomly attacking people.

Snapping and attacking is what happens without weed.


Front to back? In this thing called rap?
 
2020-09-19 8:16:43 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like it might be fun to troll their cops. Use a VPN to login from Kyoto, then make an account that just runs pro pot messages through Google Translate and posts them automatically.
 
2020-09-19 7:51:26 PM  
1 vote:

leeksfromchichis: Purple_Urkle: Marijuana = Good
Aum Shinrikyo = Bad

Don't join a cult:
Enjoy rainbow 100 mg thc gelato.
Salted caramel flavor.

Apparently Aum made really good acid. That's how they funded their doomsday chemical weapon manufacturing.


Laws against dealing LSD are job killing regulations.

Better to buy the LSD from a state dispensary than a terrorist, then the terrorists lose and the state gets tax revenue.
 
2020-09-19 7:45:27 PM  
1 vote:

Purple_Urkle: Marijuana = Good
Aum Shinrikyo = Bad

Don't join a cult:
Enjoy rainbow 100 mg thc gelato.
Salted caramel flavor.


Apparently Aum made really good acid. That's how they funded their doomsday chemical weapon manufacturing.
 
2020-09-19 7:39:13 PM  
1 vote:

N3v3r5ubmit: Purple_Urkle: Are Japanese teenagers still free to go on murder sprees willynilly and get a few years in a reform school and a clean record? Get your shiat together Japan! You'd make more sense if stoned.
[YouTube video: Teenage Japanese Killers (Crime Documentary) | Real Stories]

I'm stoned on whisky, it makes on sense to me


Whiskey is legal in Japan.

Are you a Japanese teenage serial killer addicted to horror porn and under crushing stress from unforgiving parents and a brutal school system?

Don't let your feelings of alienation cause you to waste more time committing more murders!

Try marijuana, gain an appreciation for agricultural and Capitalism. You might learn to appreciate your fellow humans that you now rely on for marijuana.
 
2020-09-19 7:31:50 PM  
1 vote:

leeksfromchichis: Mr. Shabooboo: Koodz: I had a Canadian coworker in Osaka who got caught with weed. Cops stopped her to check her bicycle registration because we all know white girls steal bikes and found he weed.

She just got disappeared. I have no clue what happened to her.

I was once offered weed by a Jamaican in Kyoto but turned him down and caught some kids smoking on a nature trail another time but other than that ran into less drug use than I do back here.

Ok..That is creepy..I'd like to think that she disappeared herself to another place for "shaming" her family, and that's the  worst thing..Not that she got thrown into prison for a little weed and offed herself or something awful..

Japanese cops can hold a suspect for interrogation for like a month. The trials don't have juries. And the penalty for illegal drugs is equally high.  Several years in prison.

Stick to the chuhi strong


99% conviction rate not suspect in the slightest.

meanwhile back in 'Murica why the hell can't I get soju from a vending machine.

/prefer baekseju but not terribly picky
 
2020-09-19 7:28:04 PM  
1 vote:
Are Japanese teenagers still free to go on murder sprees willynilly and get a few years in a reform school and a clean record? Get your shiat together Japan! You'd make more sense if stoned.
Teenage Japanese Killers (Crime Documentary) | Real Stories
Youtube j0K7nycw6Cs
 
2020-09-19 7:19:14 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Shabooboo: Koodz: I had a Canadian coworker in Osaka who got caught with weed. Cops stopped her to check her bicycle registration because we all know white girls steal bikes and found he weed.

She just got disappeared. I have no clue what happened to her.

I was once offered weed by a Jamaican in Kyoto but turned him down and caught some kids smoking on a nature trail another time but other than that ran into less drug use than I do back here.

Ok..That is creepy..I'd like to think that she disappeared herself to another place for "shaming" her family, and that's the  worst thing..Not that she got thrown into prison for a little weed and offed herself or something awful..


Japanese cops can hold a suspect for interrogation for like a month. The trials don't have juries. And the penalty for illegal drugs is equally high.  Several years in prison.

Stick to the chuhi strong
 
2020-09-19 7:13:08 PM  
1 vote:
Lighten up Japan. Jeez!
 
2020-09-19 6:57:50 PM  
1 vote:
Someone let Willie Nelson know, too.

Snoop Dogg ft. Willie Nelson - My Medicine (Official Video)
Youtube fWCa3GvbNUE
 
2020-09-19 6:51:07 PM  
1 vote:
In a culture of work ethic so strong it creates amphetamine-dependence, something to make you chill out is a cultural sin
 
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