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2020-09-19 11:57:08 AM  
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2020-09-19 2:39:49 PM  
It's bad enough the morons of America fall for this bullshiat. How refreshing to know that so many of those morons are cops.
 
2020-09-19 2:56:28 PM  
Dog is more of a philosophy than an organization.

But all Dogs have the same policy: they want steak.
 
2020-09-19 2:56:43 PM  
Yup
If you're don the con or any of his lickspittle lap dogs you'd better be able to sing the words to the company song...
 
2020-09-19 2:59:59 PM  
1620: "Twas Witches who doth committed the act!"

2020: "It wuz that thar Antifa who dun did it!"
 
2020-09-19 3:00:38 PM  
For many, this would be a good marker of anecdotal evidence that the same guys tossing pipe bombs in Laurelhurst Park in Portland also started many of these fires with the hopes of blaming ANTIFA.

It turns out that they are private "security" military contractors.
 
2020-09-19 3:01:34 PM  
What'd ppl think would happen by giving donny's bloodboy Thiel complete control over the entire intelligence data network?
 
2020-09-19 3:02:30 PM  

drewsfarkthrowaway: For many, this would be a good marker of anecdotal evidence that the same guys tossing pipe bombs in Laurelhurst Park in Portland also started many of these fires with the hopes of blaming ANTIFA.

It turns out that they are private "security" military contractors.


On whose dime?
 
2020-09-19 3:04:08 PM  
Experts say that the conspiracy theories being voiced on the ground largely reflect those cooked up earlier in the intelligence arms of federal agencies.

Even more experty experts pointed out that the feds/cops were the ones spreading this shiat on the streets as well as officially.
 
2020-09-19 3:04:15 PM  
Never thought I'd see people openly defending antifa. Kind of a sad state of affairs.

Oh well. I'll be back November 5th when Trump has won to see how you guys are coping.
 
2020-09-19 3:04:58 PM  
A lot of people believe that a sky daddy made a woman from a man's rib. That people believe believe in this is no stretch.
 
2020-09-19 3:05:37 PM  
"This is all the fault of BLM and Antifa!  They're the real villains!"
"Are they?  Do you feel threatened by them?"
"Yes!  They're attacking everything I stand for!"
"Antifa stands for Anti-fascist.  Are you telling me you're a...fascist?"
"No, I'm American."
"Then you have nothing to worry about since they're only attacking hate groups, not normal Americans."
"But...but...Fox News says..."
"Fox News is a faceless organization funded by well-documented right winged sociopaths.  This has never been disputed and never will.  Maybe they're so worried about being attacked that you are feeling guilty by association, or maybe they're trying to make you implicit in their crimes by saying you are a target."
"But all of that fake news..."
"Who exactly is telling you it's fake?  Did you already take the time to fact-check or are you relying on a source that just tells you things you want to hear?"
"But...riots...and..."
"They were brought about because those in power prefer to cling to lies and want to take down as many of their followers with them as possible.  You are not a mindless sheep. You are a capable thinking person who can make rational decisions despite your pigmentation or gender or carnal preference.  Think for yourself."
"But..."
"THINK.  FOR.  YOURSELF."
 
2020-09-19 3:06:59 PM  

rjakobi: "This is all the fault of BLM and Antifa!  They're the real villains!"
"Are they?  Do you feel threatened by them?"
"Yes!  They're attacking everything I stand for!"
"Antifa stands for Anti-fascist.  Are you telling me you're a...fascist?"
"No, I'm American."
"Then you have nothing to worry about since they're only attacking hate groups, not normal Americans."
"But...but...Fox News says..."
"Fox News is a faceless organization funded by well-documented right winged sociopaths.  This has never been disputed and never will.  Maybe they're so worried about being attacked that you are feeling guilty by association, or maybe they're trying to make you implicit in their crimes by saying you are a target."
"But all of that fake news..."
"Who exactly is telling you it's fake?  Did you already take the time to fact-check or are you relying on a source that just tells you things you want to hear?"
"But...riots...and..."
"They were brought about because those in power prefer to cling to lies and want to take down as many of their followers with them as possible.  You are not a mindless sheep. You are a capable thinking person who can make rational decisions despite your pigmentation or gender or carnal preference.  Think for yourself."
"But..."
"THINK.  FOR.  YOURSELF."


Ok. Thinking for myself...and...
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You might wanna brush up on history. Hive-mind reactions are predictable and so far the predictions have been correct.
 
2020-09-19 3:07:22 PM  
Well if those chipmunks weren't such mindless, goosestepping brutes, Antifa wouldn't be forced to burn them out.
 
2020-09-19 3:08:12 PM  

eddie_irvine: A lot of people believe that a sky daddy made a woman from a man's rib. That people believe believe in this is no stretch.


Based on science, it would be the other way around. A man being made from a woman's rib.
 
2020-09-19 3:10:06 PM  

tuxq: Never thought I'd see people openly defending antifa. Kind of a sad state of affairs.

Oh well. I'll be back November 5th when Trump has won to see how you guys are coping.


Oh, so you're one of those people who feel threatened by an imaginary organization. Luckily nobody here will take you seriously, you may want to try 4chan or stormfront - you'll find your kind there.
 
2020-09-19 3:10:35 PM  

tuxq: Never thought I'd see people openly defending antifa. Kind of a sad state of affairs.

Oh well. I'll be back November 5th when Trump has won to see how you guys are coping.


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You suck at this. Maybe try decoupage?
 
2020-09-19 3:12:00 PM  

tuxq: rjakobi: "This is all the fault of BLM and Antifa!  They're the real villains!"
"Are they?  Do you feel threatened by them?"
"Yes!  They're attacking everything I stand for!"
"Antifa stands for Anti-fascist.  Are you telling me you're a...fascist?"
"No, I'm American."
"Then you have nothing to worry about since they're only attacking hate groups, not normal Americans."
"But...but...Fox News says..."
"Fox News is a faceless organization funded by well-documented right winged sociopaths.  This has never been disputed and never will.  Maybe they're so worried about being attacked that you are feeling guilty by association, or maybe they're trying to make you implicit in their crimes by saying you are a target."
"But all of that fake news..."
"Who exactly is telling you it's fake?  Did you already take the time to fact-check or are you relying on a source that just tells you things you want to hear?"
"But...riots...and..."
"They were brought about because those in power prefer to cling to lies and want to take down as many of their followers with them as possible.  You are not a mindless sheep. You are a capable thinking person who can make rational decisions despite your pigmentation or gender or carnal preference.  Think for yourself."
"But..."
"THINK.  FOR.  YOURSELF."

Ok. Thinking for myself...and...
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You might wanna brush up on history. Hive-mind reactions are predictable and so far the predictions have been correct.


now do 1945.
 
2020-09-19 3:12:12 PM  
Antifa is the biggest threat to Trump from a resistance standpoint so what better way to have forces remove them than call them a terrorist organization. Everything can and will be blamed on them for this reason alone.
 
2020-09-19 3:12:55 PM  
I grew up in a stink add small town in Minnesota and as soon as I was done with HS I moved to Minneapolis and I could walk down the street without being hassled by redneck asshomes.
Well somebody burned the beast of south Minneapolis down it was not rednecks. It was drunk young people. You assholes wrecked the only decent place to live between Chicago and Seattle. You impatient assholes are wrecking Portland too. Please stay on your farking campuses and wreck your dorms from now on
 
2020-09-19 3:13:02 PM  

tuxq: Ok. Thinking for myself...and...
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You might wanna brush up on history. Hive-mind reactions are predictable and so far the predictions have been correct.


The term is groupthink and how dare you Godwin my argument.
 
2020-09-19 3:13:12 PM  

eddie_irvine: tuxq: Never thought I'd see people openly defending antifa. Kind of a sad state of affairs.

Oh well. I'll be back November 5th when Trump has won to see how you guys are coping.

Oh, so you're one of those people who feel threatened by an imaginary organization. Luckily nobody here will take you seriously, you may want to try 4chan or stormfront - you'll find your kind there.


"One of those people"

Nah. But I see you're one of those people who think so simply that you frame people in predefined boxes. Then you try to make yourself sound above it. Bruh, you're just a hypocrite on the other side of the fence than the people you don't agree with. You're the same level of trash with a different flavor of syrup.
 
2020-09-19 3:14:24 PM  
It was Marinus van der Lubbe's great grandson
 
2020-09-19 3:15:12 PM  

MinnesotaJack: I grew up in a stink add small town in Minnesota and as soon as I was done with HS I moved to Minneapolis and I could walk down the street without being hassled by redneck asshomes.
Well somebody burned the beast of south Minneapolis down it was not rednecks. It was drunk young people. You assholes wrecked the only decent place to live between Chicago and Seattle. You impatient assholes are wrecking Portland too. Please stay on your farking campuses and wreck your dorms from now on


Damn, you sound old.

How's your lawn doing?  I bet there's an Antifa supersoldier on it right now!  You should go tell them what for!
 
2020-09-19 3:15:58 PM  
don't tell anyone, but i am the antifa leader.
 
2020-09-19 3:17:25 PM  
Now now. We need to be certain here.

Are the trees Nazis?
 
2020-09-19 3:18:55 PM  

bthom37: MinnesotaJack: I grew up in a stink add small town in Minnesota and as soon as I was done with HS I moved to Minneapolis and I could walk down the street without being hassled by redneck asshomes.
Well somebody burned the beast of south Minneapolis down it was not rednecks. It was drunk young people. You assholes wrecked the only decent place to live between Chicago and Seattle. You impatient assholes are wrecking Portland too. Please stay on your farking campuses and wreck your dorms from now on

Damn, you sound old.

How's your lawn doing?  I bet there's an Antifa supersoldier on it right now!  You should go tell them what for!


I'm old enough to remember living in South Minneapolis when it was called Murderapolis
 
2020-09-19 3:19:45 PM  

tuxq: eddie_irvine: tuxq: Never thought I'd see people openly defending antifa. Kind of a sad state of affairs.

Oh well. I'll be back November 5th when Trump has won to see how you guys are coping.

Oh, so you're one of those people who feel threatened by an imaginary organization. Luckily nobody here will take you seriously, you may want to try 4chan or stormfront - you'll find your kind there.

"Blah blah blah"

Blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah


Nazi
 
2020-09-19 3:20:00 PM  
We have always been at war with East Antifa.
 
2020-09-19 3:20:10 PM  

Ishkur: Now now. We need to be certain here.

Are the trees Nazis?


They might be Lebanese.

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2020-09-19 3:20:20 PM  
tuxq:

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DUUUUUURRRR... yOu'Re TrAsH! aLL hAIL tRuMp!
 
2020-09-19 3:20:29 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: 1620: "Twas Witches who doth committed the act!"

2020: "It wuz that thar Antifa who dun did it!"


Clearly it's the fault of republicans.
 
2020-09-19 3:22:03 PM  
Antifa doesn't exist.  Anyone who claims to be Antifa is a white supremacist.
 
2020-09-19 3:24:20 PM  

eddie_irvine: "Blah blah blah"

Blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Nazi


Dude, we've all been over this.  Just because someone disagrees with you doesn't make them a Nazi.  At worse, they probably have a few Nazi friends.
 
2020-09-19 3:25:07 PM  
ANTIFA
From the latin "anti-" meaning in front of
and "facie" meaning face

It means "masked", sheeple. Everyone wearing a mask has been antifaied!

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2020-09-19 3:25:35 PM  

rjakobi: Ishkur: Now now. We need to be certain here.

Are the trees Nazis?

They might be Lebanese.

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I don't think Antifa cares if they're gay or not.
 
2020-09-19 3:27:08 PM  
Wasn't "antifa" the whole point of World War II?
 
2020-09-19 3:27:57 PM  

edmo: It's bad enough the morons of America fall for this bullshiat. How refreshing to know that so many of those morons are cops.


Stupid is as stupid does.
 
2020-09-19 3:31:30 PM  

paygun: Antifa doesn't exist.  Anyone who claims to be Antifa is a white supremacist.


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2020-09-19 3:32:04 PM  

paygun: Antifa doesn't exist.  Anyone who claims to be Antifa is a white supremacist.


Stop helping.
 
2020-09-19 3:34:22 PM  

tuxq: [Fark user image 425x596]

You might wanna brush up on history. Hive-mind reactions are predictable and so far the predictions have been correct.


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You know, you could have just posted this and it would mean the same thing.
 
2020-09-19 3:35:29 PM  

tuxq: Never thought I'd see people openly defending antifa. Kind of a sad state of affairs.

Oh well. I'll be back November 5th when Trump has won to see how you guys are coping.


You don't have to wait until November 5th. You can just f*ck off now.
 
2020-09-19 3:36:13 PM  
We do not rake the forests and that makes them susceptible to fire.
We do not rake the forests because the fascist trees are, well fascist.
We do not rake the forests and that makes them susceptible to fire.
It is a vicious cycle.
 
2020-09-19 3:37:36 PM  

some_beer_drinker: don't tell anyone, but i am the antifa leader.


Wait a second...they told me I'M the antifa leader.
 
2020-09-19 3:38:21 PM  

paygun: Antifa doesn't exist.  Anyone who claims to be Antifa is a white supremacist.


That's not entirely true.

Antifa is not an organization.  It is not a cohesive entity but it does exist.

It is a loose association of autonomous groups along the spectrum of left wing politics - from progressive Democrats to anarcho-Communists.  Their sole binding principle is this:  fascism is bad and must be met with direct action.

That's all it is.  Any suggestion that there is a vast organized conspiracy behind the protests and marches is ludicrous.  Organizing that bunch would be tantamount to herding particularly disagreeable cats.
 
2020-09-19 3:39:04 PM  

kbronsito: ANTIFA
From the latin "anti-" meaning in front of
and "facie" meaning face

It means "masked", sheeple. Everyone wearing a mask has been antifaied!

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That's brilliant in it's believability.  How can we get rich using that as a grift?
 
2020-09-19 3:39:15 PM  

demonfaerie: eddie_irvine: A lot of people believe that a sky daddy made a woman from a man's rib. That people believe believe in this is no stretch.

Based on science, it would be the other way around. A man being made from a woman's rib.


I don't know what kind of sex ed classes you had, but it's generally the man that gives the woman the bone.  Sure, there are exceptions, but those require additional equipment.
 
2020-09-19 3:40:52 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: some_beer_drinker: don't tell anyone, but i am the antifa leader.

Wait a second...they told me I'M the antifa leader.


didn't you get the memo?
 
2020-09-19 3:41:27 PM  

paygun: Antifa doesn't exist.  Anyone who claims to be Antifa is a white supremacist.


Not to mention a space alien.
 
2020-09-19 3:41:45 PM  
When I was in the 2nd grade my dog really did eat my homework, I had never heard that excuse before and I still remember my teacher giving me crap about it.
 
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