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(Daily Mail)   Investigation shows that schoolgirl faked a brain tumour so she could meet celebrities and go to Disneyland and then died of something else. There's also a lot of missing money   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-09-19 10:27:02 AM  
24 votes:
Well...is Gumbel2Gumbel coming back or not?
 
2020-09-19 12:22:19 PM  
22 votes:

cretinbob: Well...is Gumbel2Gumbel coming back or not?


Does she have superfluous pepperoni nipples?
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2020-09-19 2:40:12 PM  
15 votes:
Silly womsn, you're supposed to fake orgasms, not brain tumors.
 
2020-09-19 2:04:18 PM  
15 votes:
Since this came from the Daily Fail I now doubt the existence of tumors, girls and brains.
 
2020-09-19 1:55:44 PM  
14 votes:
WOBBLE GIRL DUBSTEP EDITION
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2020-09-19 2:56:02 PM  
10 votes:
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That's a hard 45
 
2020-09-19 2:36:13 PM  
9 votes:

freetomato: That was a rough 17. How does a 23 year old have fatty liver?


By paying a coroner some of that sweet sweet brain tumor scam money. This girl is probably whooping it up on some beach in the Caribbean.
 
2020-09-19 5:22:52 PM  
8 votes:

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: Ms Bhari's mother Jean O'Brien, 66.........Her mom was well into her forties when the girl was born, so probably bad out of the box.


Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
 
2020-09-19 2:37:47 PM  
8 votes:

mongbiohazard: Mugato: How do you fake a brain tumor?

Actually that would be an interesting MRI -Photoshop contest.

Simple. You tell people you have it, and they believe you. That's how my mom faked cancer.

It doesn't really have to be complicated. Most people aren't going to demand MRI's, because who would lie about that, right? It's offensive to.most people to even suggest they'd be lying. Dad got real mad at me for saying I was pretty sure mom was.

Well, some people would. Lies are powerful things, we should not make it a habit to suffer them lightly.


Wow, I never thought about faking cancer. With my drinking habits it wouldn't be a hard sell.
 
2020-09-19 12:19:33 PM  
8 votes:
2018? How is this not already a Lifetime movie?
 
2020-09-19 2:04:42 PM  
7 votes:

LewDux: [YouTube video: WOBBLE GIRL DUBSTEP EDITION]


WTF
 
2020-09-19 2:50:39 PM  
6 votes:
Who cares. Really. Who the fark cares she stole 400 thousand bucks. If she stole 400 million or 400 billion, we'd be elevating her on a pedestal as a celebrity champion of capitalism. But because she was A POOR that figured out how the world actually farking works, and not an heiress bilking millions of people out of their life savings, we want her head on a pike.

I say kudos to her and bravo. You actually managed to enjoy this shiatsack of a world before you died.
 
2020-09-19 2:48:10 PM  
6 votes:
She sounds like a Republican.
 
2020-09-19 1:57:50 PM  
6 votes:
Heart failure at 23?

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2020-09-19 3:01:59 PM  
5 votes:

freetomato: That was a rough 17. How does a 23 year old have fatty liver?


FTA

Ms Bhari's mother Jean O'Brien, 66

Her mom was well into her forties when the girl was born, so probably bad out of the box.
 
2020-09-19 5:23:44 PM  
4 votes:

Mugato: WilderKWight: So karma got her in the end anyway. She dead. Who cares if it was brain tumor or fatty liver or whatever else? She got all that money and those trips and celebrity contacts because she was dying young. She died young. I fail to see the problem here.

I'm so tired of hearing about karma. There's no such thing as karma. Look at all the evil people who are living large and all the good people who end up in gutters STFU about karma already. Besides, this lying biatch didn't deserve to die.


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2020-09-19 5:13:05 PM  
4 votes:

WilderKWight: So karma got her in the end anyway. She dead. Who cares if it was brain tumor or fatty liver or whatever else? She got all that money and those trips and celebrity contacts because she was dying young. She died young. I fail to see the problem here.


I'm so tired of hearing about karma. There's no such thing as karma. Look at all the evil people who are living large and all the good people who end up in gutters STFU about karma already. Besides, this lying biatch didn't deserve to die.
 
2020-09-19 3:17:29 PM  
4 votes:

mongbiohazard: Mugato: How do you fake a brain tumor?

Actually that would be an interesting MRI -Photoshop contest.

Simple. You tell people you have it, and they believe you. That's how my mom faked cancer.

It doesn't really have to be complicated. Most people aren't going to demand MRI's, because who would lie about that, right? It's offensive to.most people to even suggest they'd be lying. Dad got real mad at me for saying I was pretty sure mom was.

Well, some people would. Lies are powerful things, we should not make it a habit to suffer them lightly.


What if it's a small lie, like "No honey, your new nose in no way makes you look like Jimmy Durante"?
 
2020-09-19 2:46:37 PM  
4 votes:

mongbiohazard: Mugato: How do you fake a brain tumor?

Actually that would be an interesting MRI -Photoshop contest.

Simple. You tell people you have it, and they believe you. That's how my mom faked cancer.

It doesn't really have to be complicated. Most people aren't going to demand MRI's, because who would lie about that, right? It's offensive to.most people to even suggest they'd be lying. Dad got real mad at me for saying I was pretty sure mom was.

Well, some people would. Lies are powerful things, we should not make it a habit to suffer them lightly.


Pretty sure I knew a guy who was faking a brain tumor at a university I attended.  He was just mentally unstable. But everyone believed him.  He gave me seriously creepy vibes. I'm pretty sure he wasn't even a student, he just went to the university to hang out.
 
2020-09-19 2:37:05 PM  
4 votes:
I read that as 'schoolgirl farked a brain tumor' and thought I was being exposed to a new niche fetish. Actual story was less interesting.
 
2020-09-19 2:02:59 PM  
4 votes:
White people......
 
2020-09-19 12:42:26 PM  
4 votes:
How do you fake a brain tumor?

Actually that would be an interesting MRI -Photoshop contest.
 
2020-09-19 4:47:59 PM  
3 votes:

Fano: Congrats. You have the level of morality of the bad rat from Secret of NIMH

"Take what you can, when you can"


*drops a cinder block on you*
 
2020-09-19 4:40:16 PM  
3 votes:

Secret Troll Alt: Who cares. Really. Who the fark cares she stole 400 thousand bucks. If she stole 400 million or 400 billion, we'd be elevating her on a pedestal as a celebrity champion of capitalism. But because she was A POOR that figured out how the world actually farking works, and not an heiress bilking millions of people out of their life savings, we want her head on a pike.

I say kudos to her and bravo. You actually managed to enjoy this shiatsack of a world before you died.


Congrats. You have the level of morality of the bad rat from Secret of NIMH

"Take what you can, when you can"
 
2020-09-19 2:10:27 PM  
3 votes:
but with today's new rules...you only have to identify as having cancer and you do !
 
2020-09-19 9:06:28 PM  
2 votes:

Mugato: How do you fake a brain tumor?


Hey i have a brain tumor

That's how
 
2020-09-19 7:42:52 PM  
2 votes:
Its like rain on your wedding day
 
2020-09-19 4:18:59 PM  
2 votes:

mongbiohazard: Mugato: How do you fake a brain tumor?

Actually that would be an interesting MRI -Photoshop contest.

Simple. You tell people you have it, and they believe you. That's how my mom faked cancer.

It doesn't really have to be complicated. Most people aren't going to demand MRI's, because who would lie about that, right? It's offensive to.most people to even suggest they'd be lying. Dad got real mad at me for saying I was pretty sure mom was.

Well, some people would. Lies are powerful things, we should not make it a habit to suffer them lightly.


I fine interesting, the people that start getting suspicious when the lying person doesn't die.
I'm like, are they sitting around with a calendar saying they should be dead already?
I want to know this kind of persons mind.

/
Does Magic have have HIV?
 
2020-09-19 2:30:27 PM  
2 votes:
PT Barnum said....."A Sucker is Born every Minute"........I only give to the Church of One or The Charity of the Insain1.....AKA ME!!!!!!

FK Greedy on folkz!!!!!
 
2020-09-20 5:18:13 AM  
1 vote:
dying from heart failure at age 23 in an otherwise "healthy" woman almost always means severe anorexia or bulimia. fatty livers dont kill people, guns do
 
2020-09-20 1:15:06 AM  
1 vote:

ThePea: Since this came from the Daily Fail I now doubt the existence of tumors, girls and brains.


You didn't develop one by going to their site? :)
 
2020-09-19 6:20:47 PM  
1 vote:

freetomato: Theory Of Null: freetomato: That was a rough 17. How does a 23 year old have fatty liver?

Over 25% of the population has fatty liver disease.  It has no symptoms so it's probably way higher than that. They usually have to do a liver biopsy too which not many people get done.

Also, I don't really buy the heart failure by fatty liver story.

The population of the United States, or the world? That British girl didn't look particularly overweight. I guess I (incorrectly?) associated fatty liver with hard drinkers, neglectful diabetics or obesity.


You don't have to be overweight to have it. I know plenty of skinny people that don't drink and eat healthy that have it. Non-alcoholic fatty liver disease is common as the cold. I think the U.S. has a slightly higher percentage. But 1 BILLION are estimated to have it globally.

It's hard to diagnose. Most of the time patients show up with other health problems (broken rib) and then find out they also have fatty liver besides what they came in for.
 
2020-09-19 6:12:14 PM  
1 vote:
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Came for "that's a hard 17!" Leaving with a fatty liver.

Fatty, fatty, fatty liver!
 
2020-09-19 3:45:57 PM  
1 vote:
Did she actually help other children?
 
2020-09-19 2:51:22 PM  
1 vote:

GodComplex: I read that as 'schoolgirl farked a brain tumor' and thought I was being exposed to a new niche fetish. Actual story was less interesting.


What only fans is that on? Asking for a friend.
 
2020-09-19 2:21:19 PM  
1 vote:

DoctorWhat: LewDux: [YouTube video: WOBBLE GIRL DUBSTEP EDITION]

WTF


You can laugh because she faked it
Desiree Jennings & Dr. Buttar on Inside Edition
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2020-09-19 2:18:56 PM  
1 vote:
That was a rough 17. How does a 23 year old have fatty liver?
 
2020-09-19 2:14:39 PM  
1 vote:

fuzzybacchus: Heart failure at 23?

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Article cited opiates.  The main difference is that you can quit cocaine.
 
2020-09-19 11:30:04 AM  
1 vote:
This is exactly the kind of story Fark was made for.
 
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