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(Daily Mail)   Investigation shows that schoolgirl faked a brain tumour so she could meet celebrities and go to Disneyland and then died of something else. There's also a lot of missing money   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-09-19 10:27:02 AM  
Well...is Gumbel2Gumbel coming back or not?
 
2020-09-19 10:55:39 AM  
Karma.
 
2020-09-19 11:30:04 AM  
This is exactly the kind of story Fark was made for.
 
2020-09-19 12:19:33 PM  
2018? How is this not already a Lifetime movie?
 
2020-09-19 12:22:19 PM  

cretinbob: Well...is Gumbel2Gumbel coming back or not?


Does she have superfluous pepperoni nipples?
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2020-09-19 12:42:26 PM  
How do you fake a brain tumor?

Actually that would be an interesting MRI -Photoshop contest.
 
2020-09-19 1:55:44 PM  
WOBBLE GIRL DUBSTEP EDITION
Youtube XG4zvYyNpUU
 
2020-09-19 1:57:50 PM  
Heart failure at 23?

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2020-09-19 1:58:00 PM  
"...Taylor Swift, Michael Bublé and Ed Sheeran,.."


This music kills.
 
2020-09-19 2:02:59 PM  
White people......
 
2020-09-19 2:04:18 PM  
Since this came from the Daily Fail I now doubt the existence of tumors, girls and brains.
 
2020-09-19 2:04:42 PM  

LewDux: [YouTube video: WOBBLE GIRL DUBSTEP EDITION]


WTF
 
2020-09-19 2:09:47 PM  
Should let her body to generate so much she could pass for a f*****-up cancer patients a people and they met her.  Wow, what  warped individual, i feel compassion for her soul
 
2020-09-19 2:09:57 PM  
I guess I don't believe in magic.
 
2020-09-19 2:10:27 PM  
but with today's new rules...you only have to identify as having cancer and you do !
 
2020-09-19 2:14:20 PM  

DoctorWhat: LewDux: [YouTube video: WOBBLE GIRL DUBSTEP EDITION]

WTF


https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Desiree​_​Jennings
 
2020-09-19 2:14:39 PM  

fuzzybacchus: Heart failure at 23?

[Fark user image image 425x318]


Article cited opiates.  The main difference is that you can quit cocaine.
 
2020-09-19 2:18:56 PM  
That was a rough 17. How does a 23 year old have fatty liver?
 
2020-09-19 2:21:11 PM  

Mugato: How do you fake a brain tumor?

Actually that would be an interesting MRI -Photoshop contest.


Simple. You tell people you have it, and they believe you. That's how my mom faked cancer.

It doesn't really have to be complicated. Most people aren't going to demand MRI's, because who would lie about that, right? It's offensive to.most people to even suggest they'd be lying. Dad got real mad at me for saying I was pretty sure mom was.

Well, some people would. Lies are powerful things, we should not make it a habit to suffer them lightly.
 
2020-09-19 2:21:19 PM  

DoctorWhat: LewDux: [YouTube video: WOBBLE GIRL DUBSTEP EDITION]

WTF


You can laugh because she faked it
Desiree Jennings & Dr. Buttar on Inside Edition
Youtube Kpe1u4cKbTk
 
2020-09-19 2:30:27 PM  
PT Barnum said....."A Sucker is Born every Minute"........I only give to the Church of One or The Charity of the Insain1.....AKA ME!!!!!!

FK Greedy on folkz!!!!!
 
2020-09-19 2:36:13 PM  

freetomato: That was a rough 17. How does a 23 year old have fatty liver?


By paying a coroner some of that sweet sweet brain tumor scam money. This girl is probably whooping it up on some beach in the Caribbean.
 
2020-09-19 2:37:05 PM  
I read that as 'schoolgirl farked a brain tumor' and thought I was being exposed to a new niche fetish. Actual story was less interesting.
 
2020-09-19 2:37:14 PM  
The wobble girl shiat fails for many reasons. The easy one would have been, where's all the scratches, scabs, bruises? People with biological and even clinically established psychogenic gait-impairing disabilities fall. They fall a lot. If they're otherwise healthy enough, they get back up and slow it down a bit, for awhile, but they fall, and get hurt.
 
2020-09-19 2:37:47 PM  

mongbiohazard: Mugato: How do you fake a brain tumor?

Actually that would be an interesting MRI -Photoshop contest.

Simple. You tell people you have it, and they believe you. That's how my mom faked cancer.

It doesn't really have to be complicated. Most people aren't going to demand MRI's, because who would lie about that, right? It's offensive to.most people to even suggest they'd be lying. Dad got real mad at me for saying I was pretty sure mom was.

Well, some people would. Lies are powerful things, we should not make it a habit to suffer them lightly.


Wow, I never thought about faking cancer. With my drinking habits it wouldn't be a hard sell.
 
2020-09-19 2:40:12 PM  
Silly womsn, you're supposed to fake orgasms, not brain tumors.
 
2020-09-19 2:46:37 PM  

mongbiohazard: Mugato: How do you fake a brain tumor?

Actually that would be an interesting MRI -Photoshop contest.

Simple. You tell people you have it, and they believe you. That's how my mom faked cancer.

It doesn't really have to be complicated. Most people aren't going to demand MRI's, because who would lie about that, right? It's offensive to.most people to even suggest they'd be lying. Dad got real mad at me for saying I was pretty sure mom was.

Well, some people would. Lies are powerful things, we should not make it a habit to suffer them lightly.


Pretty sure I knew a guy who was faking a brain tumor at a university I attended.  He was just mentally unstable. But everyone believed him.  He gave me seriously creepy vibes. I'm pretty sure he wasn't even a student, he just went to the university to hang out.
 
2020-09-19 2:48:10 PM  
She sounds like a Republican.
 
2020-09-19 2:50:39 PM  
Who cares. Really. Who the fark cares she stole 400 thousand bucks. If she stole 400 million or 400 billion, we'd be elevating her on a pedestal as a celebrity champion of capitalism. But because she was A POOR that figured out how the world actually farking works, and not an heiress bilking millions of people out of their life savings, we want her head on a pike.

I say kudos to her and bravo. You actually managed to enjoy this shiatsack of a world before you died.
 
2020-09-19 2:51:22 PM  

GodComplex: I read that as 'schoolgirl farked a brain tumor' and thought I was being exposed to a new niche fetish. Actual story was less interesting.


What only fans is that on? Asking for a friend.
 
2020-09-19 2:56:02 PM  
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That's a hard 45
 
2020-09-19 3:01:59 PM  

freetomato: That was a rough 17. How does a 23 year old have fatty liver?


FTA

Ms Bhari's mother Jean O'Brien, 66

Her mom was well into her forties when the girl was born, so probably bad out of the box.
 
2020-09-19 3:05:59 PM  

LewDux: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/XG4zvYyN​pUU?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


wtf did I just watch
 
2020-09-19 3:17:29 PM  

mongbiohazard: Mugato: How do you fake a brain tumor?

Actually that would be an interesting MRI -Photoshop contest.

Simple. You tell people you have it, and they believe you. That's how my mom faked cancer.

It doesn't really have to be complicated. Most people aren't going to demand MRI's, because who would lie about that, right? It's offensive to.most people to even suggest they'd be lying. Dad got real mad at me for saying I was pretty sure mom was.

Well, some people would. Lies are powerful things, we should not make it a habit to suffer them lightly.


What if it's a small lie, like "No honey, your new nose in no way makes you look like Jimmy Durante"?
 
2020-09-19 3:19:31 PM  

GodComplex: I read that as 'schoolgirl farked a brain tumor' and thought I was being exposed to a new niche fetish. Actual story was less interesting.


sounds kinda like the japanese horror movie i watched last night.
 
2020-09-19 3:45:57 PM  
Did she actually help other children?
 
2020-09-19 3:51:00 PM  
Ugly on the outside and on the inside
 
2020-09-19 3:54:22 PM  
Why are people mad? She did die
 
2020-09-19 3:55:36 PM  

bfh0417: Why are people mad? She did die


Exactly.  Put away your pitchforks people.
 
2020-09-19 3:57:30 PM  
She should have become a US citizen and worked for Trump.org
She's very qualified.
 
2020-09-19 3:59:22 PM  

LewDux: [YouTube video: WOBBLE GIRL DUBSTEP EDITION]


What the hell was that?
 
2020-09-19 4:12:34 PM  

fuzzybacchus: Heart failure at 23?

[Fark user image image 425x318]


In 90s I was mega fat 300 to 400 pounds. Had high blood sugar and blood pressure. Cocaine didn't kill me.
/
Yet.
 
2020-09-19 4:15:33 PM  

Sexy Jesus: fuzzybacchus: Heart failure at 23?

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Article cited opiates.  The main difference is that you can quit cocaine.


Mmmmmmm heroin.


/
It's epic. Should only be done once.
//
Why don't people realize that?
My first and only dose was so good, I realized there was reason why PPL get in so much trouble with it.
I was ooooooh , yeah, that's evil.
 
2020-09-19 4:18:59 PM  

mongbiohazard: Mugato: How do you fake a brain tumor?

Actually that would be an interesting MRI -Photoshop contest.

Simple. You tell people you have it, and they believe you. That's how my mom faked cancer.

It doesn't really have to be complicated. Most people aren't going to demand MRI's, because who would lie about that, right? It's offensive to.most people to even suggest they'd be lying. Dad got real mad at me for saying I was pretty sure mom was.

Well, some people would. Lies are powerful things, we should not make it a habit to suffer them lightly.


I fine interesting, the people that start getting suspicious when the lying person doesn't die.
I'm like, are they sitting around with a calendar saying they should be dead already?
I want to know this kind of persons mind.

/
Does Magic have have HIV?
 
2020-09-19 4:33:17 PM  

waxbeans: /
Does Magic have have HIV?


he had had but now only ha
 
2020-09-19 4:37:05 PM  

mongbiohazard: Mugato: How do you fake a brain tumor?

Actually that would be an interesting MRI -Photoshop contest.

Simple. You tell people you have it, and they believe you. That's how my mom faked cancer.

It doesn't really have to be complicated. Most people aren't going to demand MRI's, because who would lie about that, right? It's offensive to.most people to even suggest they'd be lying. Dad got real mad at me for saying I was pretty sure mom was.

Well, some people would. Lies are powerful things, we should not make it a habit to suffer them lightly.


This is one thing people don't understand when they say "why would people lie about [X]"

People who don't have something but want something don't give a shiat about making it up.
And we all do it to some extent. Who hasn't called in sick to get a day off work. Just most of us never fake cancer or disability or being a crime victim.
 
2020-09-19 4:40:16 PM  

Secret Troll Alt: Who cares. Really. Who the fark cares she stole 400 thousand bucks. If she stole 400 million or 400 billion, we'd be elevating her on a pedestal as a celebrity champion of capitalism. But because she was A POOR that figured out how the world actually farking works, and not an heiress bilking millions of people out of their life savings, we want her head on a pike.

I say kudos to her and bravo. You actually managed to enjoy this shiatsack of a world before you died.


Congrats. You have the level of morality of the bad rat from Secret of NIMH

"Take what you can, when you can"
 
2020-09-19 4:47:59 PM  

Fano: Congrats. You have the level of morality of the bad rat from Secret of NIMH

"Take what you can, when you can"


*drops a cinder block on you*
 
2020-09-19 5:07:31 PM  

waxbeans: Sexy Jesus: fuzzybacchus: Heart failure at 23?

[Fark user image image 425x318]

Article cited opiates.  The main difference is that you can quit cocaine.

Mmmmmmm heroin.


/
It's epic. Should only be done once.
//
Why don't people realize that?
My first and only dose was so good, I realized there was reason why PPL get in so much trouble with it.
I was ooooooh , yeah, that's evil.


My behavior with other substances tells me that's a line I should never even approach, let alone cross.
 
2020-09-19 5:09:09 PM  

Mugato: How do you fake a brain tumor?

Actually that would be an interesting MRI -Photoshop contest.


Fake weakness in legs. Occasional Tonic-Clonic seizures...
 
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