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(Amazon)   Door closer sex nuts. They're so hot   (amazon.com) divider line
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2020-09-19 1:15:06 PM  
10 votes:
"Door Closer Sex Nuts" is the name of my kazoo and steel drum Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band.
 
2020-09-19 10:43:38 AM  
7 votes:

maddan: My only question is: "How long until someone gets one stuck in his penis?"


They call them sex nuts for a reason.
 
2020-09-19 9:13:32 AM  
7 votes:
in aluminum? I didn't know that was legal!
 
2020-09-19 1:13:36 PM  
6 votes:
Sofia Rosenthal 1.0 out of 5 stars Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2019
Verified PurchaseI just received this product and it only contains 4 of the female parts.
Four female sex nuts?That's how I wanna go out...
 
2020-09-19 9:28:02 AM  
6 votes:
My only question is: "How long until someone gets one stuck in his penis?"
 
2020-09-19 1:31:12 PM  
5 votes:
Ya wanna get door closer sex nuts!? C'mon, let's get door closer sex nuts!
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2020-09-19 11:29:32 AM  
5 votes:
Screw you, subby.
 
2020-09-19 3:38:24 PM  
4 votes:

Raoul Eaton: Subby's gonna get real excited if they ever see a plumbing catalog.


"Female-Female adapter" is my favorite Pornhub category.
 
2020-09-19 2:52:07 PM  
4 votes:

Dryad: Sex bolts


When I was a young man I used have sex and bolt all the time. Now I am married and the bolt part is missing.
 
2020-09-19 11:42:07 AM  
4 votes:
In a different life I used to have to navigate to sex bolts because the company filter didn't like that word. So farking stupid.
 
2020-09-19 1:10:55 PM  
3 votes:
The sex nuts come in a set of four.

That sounds... excessive.

And awkward.  It's hard enough to keep two of them out of the way.
 
2020-09-19 9:21:48 AM  
3 votes:
According to the only legit review it only contains the female closing sex nuts, not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2020-09-19 9:21:06 AM  
3 votes:
I got yer sex nuts right here.
 
2020-09-19 9:01:55 PM  
2 votes:
It's what you call your HARDware.

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2020-09-19 10:50:14 AM  
2 votes:

BumpInTheNight: According to the only legit review it only contains the female closing sex nuts, not that there's anything wrong with that.


Damn you Ellen Page!
 
2020-09-19 11:49:12 PM  
1 vote:
Meh. Grow up.  What's the big deal?  I've installed a fair few door closers, using sex bolts.  Sex bolts are also handy for attaching cabinets to each other.
 
2020-09-19 5:31:58 PM  
1 vote:
Just a quick warning to anyone new to the thread, link contains nuts.
 
2020-09-19 4:48:01 PM  
1 vote:
Apparently, there are people whose idea of sex involves closing your nuts in a door.
 
2020-09-19 4:38:03 PM  
1 vote:
Every Asian corporation needs an English/marketing major
 
2020-09-19 3:39:26 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-19 2:12:57 PM  
1 vote:

LesserEvil: "Door Closer Sex Nuts" is the name of my kazoo and steel drum Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band.


My lawyer will be contacting you soon, because it's the name of my travelling salesman themed ska cover band.
 
2020-09-19 2:02:58 PM  
1 vote:

LesserEvil: "Door Closer Sex Nuts" is the name of my kazoo and steel drum Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band.


Oh thank god it's not just me. I instantly thought "that sounds like some RHCP bullshiat"
 
2020-09-19 2:01:15 PM  
1 vote:
Top review complains that there are only females, and that screwing is lacking

/giggity
 
2020-09-19 1:43:57 PM  
1 vote:
Subby's gonna get real excited if they ever see a plumbing catalog.
 
2020-09-19 1:15:13 PM  
1 vote:
bughunter:
Sofia Rosenthal
1.0 out of 5 stars
Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2019
Verified Purchase
I just received this product and it only contains 4 of the female parts.

Four female sex nuts?That's how I wanna go out...


Fark's linefeed gremlin really torques my nuts.
 
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