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(Amazon)   Door closer sex nuts. They're so hot   ( divider line
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2020-09-19 2:37:33 PM  
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arrogantbastich: In a different life I used to have to navigate to sex bolts because the company filter didn't like that word. So farking stupid.

No one has come up with a better name for them either, not one that has standardized anyway.
Sex bolts are pretty standard requirements in several industries, but hard to search for as everyone now has to filter navigate by calling them -something-, but no one agrees as to what.
'Chicago Screw' seems to be becoming used a bit more commonly than most, but still nowhere near a standard usage
2020-09-19 1:43:57 PM  
4 votes:
Subby's gonna get real excited if they ever see a plumbing catalog.
2020-09-19 1:46:27 PM  
2 votes:

bughunter: The sex nuts come in a set of four.

That sounds... excessive.

And awkward.  It's hard enough to keep two of them out of the way.

Unless you're Krogan. Four is standard.
2020-09-19 9:01:55 PM  
1 vote:
It's what you call your HARDware.

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2020-09-19 2:11:03 PM  
1 vote:

BumpInTheNight: According to the only legit review it only contains the female closing sex nuts, not that there's anything wrong with that.

They don't mention having contacted the seller to notify them they didn't get what they were expecting, and have the opportunity to make it right. I've done that before when something came incomplete, and the seller made a reasonable effort to make it right for me and I was satisfied. Shiat happens, but also many people are bog farking stupid, so I'm skeptical of a review like that which doesn't mention even having tried to contact the seller.

Shiat breaks in transit, accidents happen at the factory, humans make mistakes when packing - life isn't perfect. It's what comes next which makes the difference between a good seller and a bad one.
2020-09-19 1:31:12 PM  
1 vote:
Ya wanna get door closer sex nuts!? C'mon, let's get door closer sex nuts!
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2020-09-19 11:42:07 AM  
1 vote:
In a different life I used to have to navigate to sex bolts because the company filter didn't like that word. So farking stupid.
2020-09-19 9:28:02 AM  
1 vote:
My only question is: "How long until someone gets one stuck in his penis?"
2020-09-19 9:21:06 AM  
1 vote:
I got yer sex nuts right here.
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