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(NHL)   The hockey season has filtered down to between 4 and 7 games left. Will The Cup head way south to Dallas or even further by going to Tampa? Either way it's being fought for 2,800 miles to the north. Confused? You won't be after 7:30 PM ET   (nhl.com) divider line
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2020-09-19 9:52:43 AM  
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2020-09-19 10:12:44 AM  
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2020-09-19 10:14:37 AM  
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2020-09-19 10:14:45 AM  
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2020-09-19 10:20:09 AM  
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2020-09-19 10:41:34 AM  
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2020-09-19 11:50:56 AM  
SOON

(Also, I may be late to tonight's thread.)

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2020-09-19 11:58:39 AM  

FightDirector: SOON

(Also, I may be late to tonight's thread.)

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Does your Kar31 have the piece of paper with who it was issued to under the butt plate?

One of my favorite rifles for just plinking (other being a MN M38/44/59 just for the annoyance to everyone around you noise factor (and the fireballs for evening shooting))
 
2020-09-19 12:05:09 PM  
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2020-09-19 12:12:01 PM  
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2020-09-19 12:57:57 PM  

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Well done.  And well done to the author of the "Soap" headline.

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2020-09-19 12:59:44 PM  
Pregame viewing: turns out the Stanley Cup Final logo was on the ice the whole time.

Inside the Bubble: Dan Craig discusses ice adjustments after the Eastern Conference Final
Youtube GDdIG_yR4w4
 
2020-09-19 1:19:03 PM  

desertgeek: Pregame viewing: turns out the Stanley Cup Final logo was on the ice the whole time.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/GDdIG_yR​4w4]


Cool, thank you for that.  It was a simple, but brilliant idea.  I would also like to recommend a recommended video after watching it about how the arena crews maintained the ice while having multiple games played each day:

Ice Technology | Inside the Bubble
Youtube U9IAR3j4m5o
 
2020-09-19 1:20:06 PM  
The NHL is also putting full episodes of the "Inside the Bubble" tv series up on You Tube:

Inside the Bubble: Episode 1
Youtube khRIFG49B80
 
2020-09-19 1:53:29 PM  
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lol, nope.
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2020-09-19 2:16:46 PM  
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2020-09-19 2:33:03 PM  

Polish Hussar: Recoil Therapy: [Fark user image 850x659]

Well done.  And well done to the author of the "Soap" headline.

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_/pronounced a bit differently though
_/_/or I suppose you could remove one of the cats from Chimpy's gif to me a couple of days ago.  That would work too...
 
2020-09-19 3:12:42 PM  
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2020-09-19 3:13:00 PM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.       Johnny Sex.
3.       Hating on Bergman.
4.       SOON.jpg
5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
7.       Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
8.       Too Much Man.
9.       Intermission GIF Party.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2020-09-19 3:13:47 PM  
I might miss most of the first period.  We have a long-ago-made appointment for the vet at 4:10 and faceoff is at 4:30...

/Damned early start times
 
2020-09-19 3:21:07 PM  
I'm concerned I may miss the end of the gaem and any bonus hockey.  All because someone decided Saturday at 11 Eastern is the right time to move things in a datacentre.

Of course, I may just see if I can get on the DC's wifi, and play the game on a device of somekind, because screw them, hockey's on
 
2020-09-19 3:34:21 PM  

Deathbymeteor: bonus hockey


Hmmm, anybody know if SNL is a new episode tonight or a rerun?   I wanna see people biatch about bonus hockey if the game runs over...
 
2020-09-19 4:09:54 PM  

buckeyebrain: Deathbymeteor: bonus hockey

Hmmm, anybody know if SNL is a new episode tonight or a rerun?   I wanna see people biatch about bonus hockey if the game runs over...


Rerun, new season starts October 3rd
 
2020-09-19 4:51:05 PM  
Bettman just did his pre-SCF press conference. News of note:

- The start of next season might be pushed to late December or into January, but they still plan on playing a full season of 82 games.

- They might stay with empty arenas to start the season with the hope of letting fans in later on

- Seattle's entry to the league will not be delayed. Their 1st season will be 2021-22.
 
2020-09-19 5:28:59 PM  
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2020-09-19 6:31:03 PM  

buckeyebrain: Deathbymeteor: bonus hockey

Hmmm, anybody know if SNL is a new episode tonight or a rerun?   I wanna see people biatch about bonus hockey if the game runs over...


Plus all the witty repartee between the people that claim the SNL hasn't been funny for years and the people that claim that hockey isn't a major sport.
 
2020-09-19 6:52:57 PM  
I have to say, I do appreciate the large number of Stanley Cup Finals promo reads NBC is having their announcers do during their U.S. Open coverage.
 
2020-09-19 7:04:12 PM  
Mike Milbury puts Zima into the Zamboni tank.
 
BBH
2020-09-19 7:15:44 PM  
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2020-09-19 7:16:26 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Mike Milbury puts Zima into the Zamboni tank.


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2020-09-19 7:18:07 PM  
hockey!
 
2020-09-19 7:18:24 PM  
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2020-09-19 7:19:03 PM  
Weird as fark having hackey season ending while college football starts. Weird. As. Fark.
 
2020-09-19 7:19:41 PM  
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2020-09-19 7:19:58 PM  
My predictions/expectations for this series: six games (maybe 7) of close checking, defense-first hockey. It will be boring. There will be few decent scoring chances, but Vasilevsky and Khudobin will be sharp. All games will be low scoring and, without empty-netters, within 1 or 2 goals.

There will be bonus hockey.

SOON
 
2020-09-19 7:20:20 PM  
Go Bolts! It would be so nice to compare Sad Corey Perry to Sad Brad Marchand.
 
2020-09-19 7:21:31 PM  
All I can say is "Go giant meteor"
Take care of 3 problems for us all at once
 
2020-09-19 7:23:04 PM  
Let's have a good, friendly game, boys...

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2020-09-19 7:23:28 PM  
Inside the Bubble: Stars' Justin Dowling reunites with family
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2020-09-19 7:23:51 PM  

Count_Crackula: Go Bolts! It would be so nice to compare Sad Corey Perry to Sad Brad Marchand.


Had the Bolts in the final in my bracket. Might be doing OK.
 
2020-09-19 7:26:10 PM  
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2020-09-19 7:26:54 PM  
Go Bolts!
 
2020-09-19 7:28:01 PM  
Stars look like they're at the UN headquarters; Bolts appear to be lined up in a utility hallway.
 
2020-09-19 7:33:18 PM  
So there's the intros, and a long shot of the prize....and now for some pop star I don't feel like remembering to kill an anthem or two, and we're on our way...
 
2020-09-19 7:34:15 PM  
Remember when Vegas shattered the ice with a catapult before the finals?

Good times.
 
2020-09-19 7:34:48 PM  
Went to the vet early and got back in time for the start and I have a goonjuice.  Let's Do That Hockey!
 
2020-09-19 7:34:49 PM  
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2020-09-19 7:34:50 PM  
Stretching out the Anthem?
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2020-09-19 7:35:19 PM  

buckeyebrain: Went to the vet early and got back in time for the start and I have a goonjuice.  Let's Do That Hockey!


What was the vet treating you for?
 
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