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(NASCAR)   It's the second night race of the season at "The Last Great Colosseum" as NASCAR heads back to Bristol for the Bass Pro Shops Night Race. Racing the way it ought to be. Green flag drops at 7:30 PM ET on NBCSN   (nascar.com) divider line
    More: Live, Jeff Gordon, Bass Pro Shops Night Race, Sprint Cup Series, Bristol Motor Speedway, Hall of Fame nominee, Carl Edwards, Star Race, Tennessee  
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2020-09-19 7:57:05 AM  
Is it a colosseum if the stands are empty?
 
2020-09-19 10:22:08 AM  
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2020-09-19 12:10:11 PM  
Did they put the banking back to where it was?
 
2020-09-19 2:46:56 PM  
Guido for the win is my very educated prediction.
 
2020-09-19 2:47:42 PM  

foo monkey: Is it a colosseum if the stands are empty?


I thought Bristol allowed limited fans a few months ago?  I forget who's allowed to have fans and who is not.
 
2020-09-19 5:29:52 PM  

downstairs: foo monkey: Is it a colosseum if the stands are empty?

I thought Bristol allowed limited fans a few months ago?  I forget who's allowed to have fans and who is not.


THe CO buildup will kill the COVID

Watching LeMans, but will check in on the race if I remembver
 
2020-09-19 5:56:18 PM  
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2020-09-19 6:41:06 PM  

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Do you have a larger version of that?
 
2020-09-19 7:04:32 PM  

foo monkey: Warchild: [scontent-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.net image 850x1062]

Do you have a larger version of that?


Let me look...

Nope, sorry

/Seriously, sorry. That is huge
 
2020-09-19 7:14:33 PM  
Omg Rut's mask is through the Uncanny Valley and straight into CreepTown
 
2020-09-19 7:17:30 PM  

technomuse: Omg Rut's mask is through the Uncanny Valley and straight into CreepTown


I'm not watching yet... Anyone have a pic?
 
2020-09-19 7:19:43 PM  
I'll be here eventually. Right now I'm watching the main event of Halloween Havoc '89, Flair & Sting vs Funk & Muta, in the electrified Thunderdome cage.
Which, yes, predates WWE's Thunderdome video wall by 31 years.
 
2020-09-19 7:25:54 PM  

downstairs: technomuse: Omg Rut's mask is through the Uncanny Valley and straight into CreepTown

I'm not watching yet... Anyone have a pic?


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2020-09-19 7:29:01 PM  
Why no points lost for failing to pass tech?
 
2020-09-19 7:31:16 PM  
Checking in.....
 
2020-09-19 7:31:53 PM  

technomuse: downstairs: technomuse: Omg Rut's mask is through the Uncanny Valley and straight into CreepTown

I'm not watching yet... Anyone have a pic?

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Wow. Ok then.
 
2020-09-19 7:33:03 PM  

RankStranger: Why no points lost for failing to pass tech?


Yeah. Isn't that (partially) why Blaney is in a big hole?
 
2020-09-19 7:33:08 PM  

downstairs: technomuse: downstairs: technomuse: Omg Rut's mask is through the Uncanny Valley and straight into CreepTown

I'm not watching yet... Anyone have a pic?

[Fark user image image 425x566]

Wow. Ok then.


The cheap Dollar General version of Denny's mask
 
2020-09-19 7:45:28 PM  
Please target the 2 18 and 22
 
2020-09-19 7:47:45 PM  
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Go Guido!

Proud of the kid for making the playoffs, no matter how tonight goes...
 
2020-09-19 7:49:31 PM  
My Fantasy team will probably go like my Car work Today.
Went to replace my front Pads and Rotors.  ( Free due to a broken pad wear sensor. thanks Rock Auto!)
Found out my Front Springs are Broken. (i guess i don't meet Min height.)
 
2020-09-19 7:53:02 PM  
If they're lapping cars on lap 12, one could race the whole race without issue and go 40+ laps down
 
2020-09-19 7:53:31 PM  

Madaynun: My Fantasy team will probably go like my Car work Today.
Went to replace my front Pads and Rotors.  ( Free due to a broken pad wear sensor. thanks Rock Auto!)
Found out my Front Springs are Broken. (i guess i don't meet Min height.)


Jumping it like the Duke boys?
 
2020-09-19 7:54:30 PM  

downstairs: If they're lapping cars on lap 12, one could race the whole race without issue and go 40+ laps down


No Surprise on a half mile running 500 laps
 
2020-09-19 7:55:29 PM  

RankStranger: Madaynun: My Fantasy team will probably go like my Car work Today.
Went to replace my front Pads and Rotors.  ( Free due to a broken pad wear sensor. thanks Rock Auto!)
Found out my Front Springs are Broken. (i guess i don't meet Min height.)

Jumping it like the Duke boys?


Illinois Interstate I 55.
 
2020-09-19 7:55:30 PM  
Wrecky Spinhouse rides again
 
2020-09-19 7:56:30 PM  
I used to be sad when the 47 wrecked
 
2020-09-19 7:57:34 PM  
HWSNBN turned right down into spinhouse.
 
2020-09-19 7:57:46 PM  

Madaynun: RankStranger: Madaynun: My Fantasy team will probably go like my Car work Today.
Went to replace my front Pads and Rotors.  ( Free due to a broken pad wear sensor. thanks Rock Auto!)
Found out my Front Springs are Broken. (i guess i don't meet Min height.)

Jumping it like the Duke boys?

Illinois Interstate I 55.


How do you break springs on something that flat? Hit something
 
2020-09-19 7:58:05 PM  
the Dale Jr Download with Allgaier was surprisingly good.
 
2020-09-19 7:58:26 PM  

Madaynun: RankStranger: Madaynun: My Fantasy team will probably go like my Car work Today.
Went to replace my front Pads and Rotors.  ( Free due to a broken pad wear sensor. thanks Rock Auto!)
Found out my Front Springs are Broken. (i guess i don't meet Min height.)

Jumping it like the Duke boys?

Illinois Interstate I 55.


I used to take Illinois I-55 to college every day...
 
2020-09-19 7:58:43 PM  
HWSNBN not taking the blame? What?
 
2020-09-19 7:59:03 PM  
His freaking spotter told him, he must be getting hard of hearing, too many years in loud stock cars.
 
2020-09-19 7:59:26 PM  
Sigh, old Bristol would have had Stenhouse throwing something at the 48.
 
2020-09-19 8:00:40 PM  
Tow truck driver apparently a Harvick fan.
 
2020-09-19 8:01:04 PM  

RankStranger: Madaynun: RankStranger: Madaynun: My Fantasy team will probably go like my Car work Today.
Went to replace my front Pads and Rotors.  ( Free due to a broken pad wear sensor. thanks Rock Auto!)
Found out my Front Springs are Broken. (i guess i don't meet Min height.)

Jumping it like the Duke boys?

Illinois Interstate I 55.

How do you break springs on something that flat? Hit something


Flat the only thing flat about our Highway System is the amount of money they put in the Budget.

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2020-09-19 8:01:38 PM  
Thank you, Suarez
 
2020-09-19 8:02:50 PM  
Estoy aqui, What'd I miss so far?
 
2020-09-19 8:03:59 PM  
"He's gonna get stuck behind Suarez!"

Actual quote from me:

"Oh no!"

"Oh, it's only the 18."
 
2020-09-19 8:04:12 PM  
anybody shop Rock Auto? got a 5% discount code good for anyone, they even say share the code.
 
2020-09-19 8:05:58 PM  

Fireproof: "He's gonna get stuck behind Suarez!"

Actual quote from me:

"Oh no!"

"Oh, it's only the 18."


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2020-09-19 8:09:25 PM  
I went out to get chick fil a at 7:30. Lines been hung up. Someone at window won't move. I miss anything?
 
2020-09-19 8:11:03 PM  

foo monkey: I went out to get chick fil a at 7:30. Lines been hung up. Someone at window won't move. I miss anything?


Wrecky Spinhouse living up to his name
 
2020-09-19 8:14:04 PM  
Been watching too much Hamilton, I think.
Blaney's interview made me think,

I am not throwin' away my shot
Hey yo, I'm just like my race team
I'm young, scrappy and hungry
And I'm not throwin' away my shot
 
2020-09-19 8:29:03 PM  
So much for starting in the back huh.
 
2020-09-19 8:29:31 PM  
Nobody giving skittles a break, can't imagine why...
 
2020-09-19 8:30:07 PM  

IHadMeAVision: So much for starting in the back huh.


He needs a serious smiting and a DNF
 
2020-09-19 8:31:56 PM  
Oh man, that track drier kicking up that dust must have been great for all the no-maskers, good.
 
2020-09-19 8:32:18 PM  
Shepherd Smith to CNBC, huh?
 
2020-09-19 8:32:53 PM  
did i see smoke from the 2 coming in to the pits?
 
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