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(CBS Sports)   It's the third week of college football, and we'll be treated to stellar matchups today like... um... #17 Miami vs #18 Louisville and... um... well... hey, look, there's football on the TV, let's just be happy for that. Games start at Noon ET   (cbssports.com) divider line
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2020-09-19 7:20:09 AM  
Is there any greater example of how college football is a business first?

...but for gods sake never pay those players...

You know, geographically, when I look around at the location of schools insisting on a season -- a pattern emerges.

I'm sure there's a Venn Diagram that would overlap really well with this data...what could it be...?
 
2020-09-19 10:20:57 AM  

Frederick: Is there any greater example of how college football is a business first?


It is. I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't mind watching it, but I know how very wrong all of this is.

At this point all we can hope for is for something *those people* can't ignore in the name of money to happen to put us back into lockdown for real.
 
2020-09-19 11:37:55 AM  
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2020-09-19 11:39:39 AM  
I can't find a screencap of "Miami's offense is slower than Internet Explorer."
 
2020-09-19 11:55:56 AM  
Bill Farkin Murray on Gameday!
 
2020-09-19 11:59:44 AM  
CBS has Appalachian State vs. Marshall? That's some must-see TV!
 
2020-09-19 12:11:00 PM  
Big Ten released the schedule.

Can't wait for Dece*ber 12
 
2020-09-19 12:15:50 PM  
tulane on abc?

did the world end and no one told me?
 
2020-09-19 1:09:16 PM  
Oh, that is an UNFORTUNATE name for a Midshipman!
 
2020-09-19 1:18:26 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Oh, that is an UNFORTUNATE name for a Midshipman!


what's wrong with diego?
 
2020-09-19 1:20:17 PM  
If everyone involved catches C19 and dies or has lingering health complications for the rest of their lives, I would not care.
 
2020-09-19 1:25:11 PM  
navy not doing a good job managing the waves.
(credit to my bro)
 
2020-09-19 1:30:29 PM  
My heart's not in it.

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2020-09-19 2:01:31 PM  

Aar1012: Big Ten released the schedule.

Can't wait for Dece*ber 12


I don't know if I really wanted it had I been forced to provide a straight yes/no answer, but had it been the first game or early on I would at least be pleased that it would be gotten in almost for certain.

johnny queso: tulane on abc?

did the world end and no one told me?


WTF is wrong with Navy this year? In their seventh quarter of the year and they've got one FG while their defense is a wet paper bag? That isn't Navy football, I at least respect them unlike Air Force and want them to do well.
 
2020-09-19 2:26:03 PM  

WoodyHayes: Aar1012: Big Ten released the schedule.

Can't wait for Dece*ber 12

I don't know if I really wanted it had I been forced to provide a straight yes/no answer, but had it been the first game or early on I would at least be pleased that it would be gotten in almost for certain.

johnny queso: tulane on abc?

did the world end and no one told me?

WTF is wrong with Navy this year? In their seventh quarter of the year and they've got one FG while their defense is a wet paper bag? That isn't Navy football, I at least respect them unlike Air Force and want them to do well.


their line is hapless
 
2020-09-19 2:31:32 PM  

johnny queso: WoodyHayes: Aar1012: Big Ten released the schedule.

Can't wait for Dece*ber 12

I don't know if I really wanted it had I been forced to provide a straight yes/no answer, but had it been the first game or early on I would at least be pleased that it would be gotten in almost for certain.

johnny queso: tulane on abc?

did the world end and no one told me?

WTF is wrong with Navy this year? In their seventh quarter of the year and they've got one FG while their defense is a wet paper bag? That isn't Navy football, I at least respect them unlike Air Force and want them to do well.

their line is hapless


What happened? I switched back from Syracuse - Pitt and the studio guys are calling the game?

Now it is Navy 14 - Tulane 24?

I screwed you there, sorry. :(
 
2020-09-19 2:33:30 PM  
Nevermind, power surge. It be raining and the sound quality is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Nor are all of their mics working, ha!
 
2020-09-19 2:36:27 PM  
It's freaky how much Collinsworth's kid sounds like him.
 
2020-09-19 2:39:17 PM  
Mic sync farkup....
 
2020-09-19 2:40:07 PM  

WoodyHayes: Nevermind, power surge. It be raining and the sound quality is baaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Nor are all of their mics working, ha!


wheels coming off
 
2020-09-19 2:46:31 PM  
7-0 Irish.
 
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2020-09-19 2:53:24 PM  

Mikmaq Paddywhack: 7-0 Irish.


Ooh, thanks for the reminder, forgot that game started at a weird time
 
2020-09-19 2:57:03 PM  

151: Mikmaq Paddywhack: 7-0 Irish.

Ooh, thanks for the reminder, forgot that game started at a weird time


Weird channel - USA - but they're always on at 230 ET when it's not a road game or night game.
 
2020-09-19 3:04:14 PM  
LOL USF runner got tripped up by his own blocker.
 
2020-09-19 3:09:48 PM  
ND looking better than last week.
 
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2020-09-19 3:19:02 PM  

Mikmaq Paddywhack: 151: Mikmaq Paddywhack: 7-0 Irish.

Ooh, thanks for the reminder, forgot that game started at a weird time

Weird channel - USA - but they're always on at 230 ET when it's not a road game or night game.


Hmmm, guess I've never paid much attention, didn't know that.
 
2020-09-19 3:23:18 PM  

WoodyHayes: johnny queso: WoodyHayes: Aar1012: Big Ten released the schedule.

Can't wait for Dece*ber 12

I don't know if I really wanted it had I been forced to provide a straight yes/no answer, but had it been the first game or early on I would at least be pleased that it would be gotten in almost for certain.

johnny queso: tulane on abc?

did the world end and no one told me?

WTF is wrong with Navy this year? In their seventh quarter of the year and they've got one FG while their defense is a wet paper bag? That isn't Navy football, I at least respect them unlike Air Force and want them to do well.

their line is hapless

What happened? I switched back from Syracuse - Pitt and the studio guys are calling the game?

Now it is Navy 14 - Tulane 24?

I screwed you there, sorry. :(


Tied at 24 now.
 
2020-09-19 3:29:25 PM  
Going for the FG...
GOOD!

Navy 27-24 as time expires.
 
2020-09-19 3:31:50 PM  
tulaned it
 
2020-09-19 4:41:57 PM  
My white trash lunch combo of store brand Ritz crackers, Slim Jims, and a healthy bit of spray can cheddar cheese was farking awesome and I am pure class.

johnny queso: tulaned it


This one is on me, sowwy. :(
 
2020-09-19 4:45:13 PM  

WoodyHayes: My white trash lunch combo of store brand Ritz crackers, Slim Jims, and a healthy bit of spray can cheddar cheese was farking awesome and I am pure class.

johnny queso: tulaned it

This one is on me, sowwy. :(


the beauty of being a fan of a long-time shiatty program.

losing feels like home.
 
2020-09-19 5:29:07 PM  
ABC has UCF/Ga Tech.  Not that close of a game, but Tech has what looks to be a dynamic freshman qb.  He plays like a freshman, but I can see good things in the future for the program.

Btw, I'm a diehard Tech fan
 
2020-09-19 5:41:49 PM  

WoodyHayes: My white trash lunch combo of store brand Ritz crackers, Slim Jims, and a healthy bit of spray can cheddar cheese was farking awesome and I am pure class.

johnny queso: tulaned it

This one is on me, sowwy. :(


Liking Velveeta is my secret shame.
Can't quite get into the spray cheese, though.
 
2020-09-19 6:13:12 PM  
Ooo, nice kickoff return by the Jackets.
 
2020-09-19 6:44:20 PM  
Jackets are making it interesting.
 
2020-09-19 6:47:24 PM  
Wow, The Citadel stayed competitive almost as long as Shannon Faulkner
 
2020-09-19 7:21:23 PM  
Appy lost to Marshall. Down goes another random ranked team that wouldn't be in a regular year.
 
2020-09-19 7:53:39 PM  
Time to have a Speedway and hopefully watch a competitive football game.  Will be a change from the other games I've seen today.
 
2020-09-19 8:28:32 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Wow, The Citadel stayed competitive almost as long as Shannon Faulkner


Now that is a name which has not passed before my eyes in quite some time.
 
2020-09-19 9:10:38 PM  
Sadly, my beer has been better than the game.
 
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2020-09-19 9:22:41 PM  
Jesus christ how much did that chain cost? 1600 white sapphires, plus the U, which I forget what she said contained, number wise.
 
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