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2020-09-18 7:17:11 PM  
The charges will be dropped.

You'll see.
 
2020-09-18 7:53:30 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The charges will be dropped.

You'll see.


Maybe not.   It's a state charge, not federal and it's in Multnomah County.  And the state was on fire.  These chucklefarks were blocking and evacuation route.

A nice bonus is that everyone knows who they are now.  Enjoy your "fame" boys.
 
2020-09-18 8:02:37 PM  
Road blocks around forest fires? Shoot on sight.

/ How is my Liberal Tough Love(TM)? Call 1-888-fark-TRUMP to see who cares.
 
2020-09-18 8:37:04 PM  
Armed?
Just dispatch.
Pretend they aren't white you bug, brave cops
 
2020-09-18 10:22:58 PM  
They could make more looting arrests if they weren't chasing chucklefarks.
 
2020-09-18 10:36:07 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The charges will be dropped.

You'll see.


Well, first the back rubs, circle jerks and blowjobs.
 
2020-09-18 11:42:27 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The charges will be dropped.

You'll see.

Well, first the back rubs, circle jerks and blowjobs.


FARK isn't your personal fetis... aw hell, it's 2020 and anything goes.
 
2020-09-18 11:46:15 PM  
Dewey Fidalgo:Multnomah

Do-do, dah-doo-doo

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2020-09-19 12:45:42 AM  
And all because of some bullshiat that someone made up and posted on Facebook.  Red hatters are farking idiots who are dragging down this country.
 
2020-09-19 12:50:27 AM  
They should start a GoFundMe to pay for those heft misdemeanor fines they're facing.
 
2020-09-19 12:54:09 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The charges will be dropped.

You'll see.

Well, first the back rubs, circle jerks and blowjobs.


Don't forget reach around arounds. Those are important.
 
2020-09-19 12:54:55 AM  
Is it just me or does "disorderly conduct" seem like a bit of a light charge when you're talking about armed civilians setting up a roadblock? Particularly when the first accounts I read said they were stopping people at gunpoint.
 
2020-09-19 12:55:40 AM  

ImmutableTenderloin: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The charges will be dropped.

You'll see.

Well, first the back rubs, circle jerks and blowjobs.

Don't forget reach around arounds. Those are important.


Do the still have lube from the bird sanctuary?
 
2020-09-19 12:56:31 AM  

LurkerSupreme: Is it just me or does "disorderly conduct" seem like a bit of a light charge when you're talking about armed civilians setting up a roadblock? Particularly when the first accounts I read said they were stopping people at gunpoint.


Cops hate arresting fellow conservatives.
 
2020-09-19 1:05:29 AM  

NM Volunteer: And all because of some bullshiat that someone made up and posted on Facebook.


Yeah, they're easily-led idiots with guns. Glad they were arrested.
 
2020-09-19 1:06:41 AM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Dewey Fidalgo:Multnomah

Do-do, dah-doo-doo

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Lulz.

And speaking of Multnomah......

If you love whiskey, and find yourself in Portland, check out the Multnomah Whiskey Library....it's heavenly.

/It was on the agenda during a friend's bachelor party.
 
2020-09-19 1:08:13 AM  

NM Volunteer: LurkerSupreme: Is it just me or does "disorderly conduct" seem like a bit of a light charge when you're talking about armed civilians setting up a roadblock? Particularly when the first accounts I read said they were stopping people at gunpoint.

Cops hate arresting fellow conservatives.


Beyond that, Oregon law enforcement departments have a slight problem with infiltration by white supremacists. Part of the reason why groups like Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer are allowed to operate with almost no consequences.
 
2020-09-19 1:11:45 AM  

NM Volunteer: LurkerSupreme: Is it just me or does "disorderly conduct" seem like a bit of a light charge when you're talking about armed civilians setting up a roadblock? Particularly when the first accounts I read said they were stopping people at gunpoint.

Cops hate arresting fellow conservatives.


They don't want the competition.
 
2020-09-19 1:14:44 AM  
As your situation permits, please donate your time or money to the American Red Cross
 
2020-09-19 1:14:50 AM  
Whats the purpose of the blocks?
 
2020-09-19 1:21:16 AM  
Glad they are finally arresting the antifa brigades conducting these illegal road blocks.
 
2020-09-19 1:23:21 AM  

NM Volunteer: Red hatters are farking idiots who are dragging down this country.


No. Extremists on both sides are dragging down this country. A political system that has devolved to pandering to the extremes of two parties is dragging down this country. The idea that we owe nothing to our countrymen and "fark you, me first" is dragging down this country.

Fixing our political system to work for the majority, to not put corporate interests first, to have term limits on congress, to have ranked choice voting, to have fiscally responsible government that actually cares about the nation is a long and arduous process that I am not sure our nation will survive.

This scares the fark out of me. Not for me. But for my daughter.
 
2020-09-19 1:23:26 AM  

WillofJ2: Whats the purpose of the blocks?


They were making smores, singing campfire songs, and revealing their genders.
 
2020-09-19 1:24:27 AM  

The_Sponge: NikolaiFarkoff: Dewey Fidalgo:Multnomah

Do-do, dah-doo-doo

[Fark user image image 850x478]

Lulz.

And speaking of Multnomah......

If you love whiskey, and find yourself in Portland, check out the Multnomah Whiskey Library....it's heavenly.

/It was on the agenda during a friend's bachelor party.


Library?

What's the lending policy?
 
2020-09-19 1:26:57 AM  
They were looking for the Antifa who started the fires.
 
2020-09-19 1:28:13 AM  

Dewey Fidalgo: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: The charges will be dropped.

You'll see.

Maybe not.   It's a state charge, not federal and it's in Multnomah County.  And the state was on fire.  These chucklefarks were blocking and evacuation route.

A nice bonus is that everyone knows who they are now.  Enjoy your "fame" boys.


I thought it was Clackamas but now I see there where multiple asholes. I think I read something about them worried about antifa looters because twitter said so (there were looters but they were meth heads and I do not place them on either side of the spectrum).
 
2020-09-19 1:28:45 AM  

mikek9: NM Volunteer: Red hatters are farking idiots who are dragging down this country.

No. Extremists on both sides are dragging down this country.


LUL both sides ;)
Da!
 
2020-09-19 1:30:12 AM  

Gyrfalcon: The_Sponge: NikolaiFarkoff: Dewey Fidalgo:Multnomah

Do-do, dah-doo-doo

[Fark user image image 850x478]

Lulz.

And speaking of Multnomah......

If you love whiskey, and find yourself in Portland, check out the Multnomah Whiskey Library....it's heavenly.

/It was on the agenda during a friend's bachelor party.

Library?

What's the lending policy?


I LOL'd.

https://mwlpdx.com/

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2020-09-19 1:32:14 AM  

WillofJ2: Whats the purpose of the blocks?


To stop imaginary antifa looters.

Some of our rural sheriffs were actually encouraging this shiat.
 
2020-09-19 1:35:43 AM  

edmo: They could make more looting arrests if they weren't chasing chucklefarks.


Yeah, but do you really expect them to arrest the cops who are looting and rioting?
 
2020-09-19 1:35:51 AM  
Don't block roads.
 
2020-09-19 1:36:27 AM  

NM Volunteer: LurkerSupreme: Is it just me or does "disorderly conduct" seem like a bit of a light charge when you're talking about armed civilians setting up a roadblock? Particularly when the first accounts I read said they were stopping people at gunpoint.

Cops hate arresting fellow conservatives.


You misspelled "Fascists"
 
2020-09-19 1:37:23 AM  

Begoggle: Glad they are finally arresting the antifa brigades conducting these illegal road blocks.


Odd was to spell Fascist.
 
2020-09-19 1:43:13 AM  
I don't own a gun and don't intend to. What should I do on November 4th  when the red hats try to kill my democratic family?

Suggestions?
 
2020-09-19 1:43:21 AM  
If you see this activity or are stopped by a civilian, call 911, and a deputy will respond and investigate.

Getting victims to call for their aggressor's backup? That's a hard pass.
 
2020-09-19 1:44:07 AM  

LurkerSupreme: Is it just me or does "disorderly conduct" seem like a bit of a light charge when you're talking about armed civilians setting up a roadblock? Particularly when the first accounts I read said they were stopping people at gunpoint.


Ever heard of Antifa or BLM?
 
2020-09-19 1:46:53 AM  

The_Sponge: NikolaiFarkoff: Dewey Fidalgo:Multnomah

Do-do, dah-doo-doo

[Fark user image image 850x478]

Lulz.

And speaking of Multnomah......

If you love whiskey, and find yourself in Portland, check out the Multnomah Whiskey Library....it's heavenly.

/It was on the agenda during a friend's bachelor party.


Thanks for the tip. I'll check it out next time I'm in Portland.

If things ever get back to normal.
 
2020-09-19 1:48:02 AM  

brantgoose: Road blocks around forest fires? Shoot on sight.

/ How is my Liberal Tough Love(TM)? Call 1-888-fark-TRUMP to see who cares.


Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2020-09-19 1:56:42 AM  

fusillade762: WillofJ2: Whats the purpose of the blocks?

To stop imaginary antifa looters.

Some of our rural sheriffs were actually encouraging this shiat.


Oh antifa, those organized anarchists
 
2020-09-19 1:58:11 AM  

mikek9: NM Volunteer: Red hatters are farking idiots who are dragging down this country.

No. Extremists on both sides are dragging down this country. A political system that has devolved to pandering to the extremes of two parties is dragging down this country. The idea that we owe nothing to our countrymen and "fark you, me first" is dragging down this country.

Fixing our political system to work for the majority, to not put corporate interests first, to have term limits on congress, to have ranked choice voting, to have fiscally responsible government that actually cares about the nation is a long and arduous process that I am not sure our nation will survive.

This scares the fark out of me. Not for me. But for my daughter.


Brother, it's ain't farking "both sides".   It's farking degenerate fascists and normal people.   Miss me with this bullshiat.
 
2020-09-19 1:59:46 AM  
Here's to hoping they drop some civil rights violations on them to boot.
 
2020-09-19 2:00:45 AM  

WillofJ2: fusillade762: WillofJ2: Whats the purpose of the blocks?

To stop imaginary antifa looters.

Some of our rural sheriffs were actually encouraging this shiat.

Oh antifa, those organized anarchists


My first inclination is to laugh and laugh and laugh at these fox-brained television zombies and their imaginary antifa and the constant state of terror in which they live their lives.    But boy, when you stop to think about the reality of these cult dipshiats, it gets hard to keep smiling.
 
2020-09-19 2:07:32 AM  

mikek9: NM Volunteer: Red hatters are farking idiots who are dragging down this country.

No. Extremists on both sides are dragging down this country. A political system that has devolved to pandering to the extremes of two parties is dragging down this country. The idea that we owe nothing to our countrymen and "fark you, me first" is dragging down this country.

Fixing our political system to work for the majority, to not put corporate interests first, to have term limits on congress, to have ranked choice voting, to have fiscally responsible government that actually cares about the nation is a long and arduous process that I am not sure our nation will survive.

This scares the fark out of me. Not for me. But for my daughter.


Oh yes. Because I'm so deeply concerned about going to the park to find there's a bunch of liberal arts majors with rifles strapped to their chest screaming about their rights and how we should lock people up.

I'm so worried about all the liberals I see storming capitol buildings because of mask requirements or business closures.

I'm so worried about the left snapping and shooting at congressmen/women. I'm really worried about the potential impact of left wing media dog-whistles inspiring acts of stochastic terrorism.

Both sides are bad. Sure. But I know where the lunatics are.
 
2020-09-19 2:12:48 AM  
Cool.

The cops were jerking these guys off and telling them how to get away with murder a few days ago.
 
2020-09-19 2:13:54 AM  

The_Sponge: Gyrfalcon: The_Sponge: NikolaiFarkoff: Dewey Fidalgo:Multnomah

Do-do, dah-doo-doo

[Fark user image image 850x478]

Lulz.

And speaking of Multnomah......

If you love whiskey, and find yourself in Portland, check out the Multnomah Whiskey Library....it's heavenly.

/It was on the agenda during a friend's bachelor party.

Library?

What's the lending policy?

I LOL'd.

https://mwlpdx.com/

[Fark user image image 425x425]


No books?

Growing up in snj I occasionally (rare treat) went to a steakhouse called the Library. The walls and partitions between the tables were filled bookshelves. It was great.

The steaks were awesome too.
 
2020-09-19 2:30:18 AM  

Alien Robot: LurkerSupreme: Is it just me or does "disorderly conduct" seem like a bit of a light charge when you're talking about armed civilians setting up a roadblock? Particularly when the first accounts I read said they were stopping people at gunpoint.

Ever heard of Antifa or BLM?


Nope, never heard of them. Why? Does that have something to do with why these guys stopping random people at gunpoint walked away with such light charges?
 
2020-09-19 2:38:49 AM  

mikek9: NM Volunteer: Red hatters are farking idiots who are dragging down this country.

No. Extremists on both sides are dragging down this country. A political system that has devolved to pandering to the extremes of two parties is dragging down this country. The idea that we owe nothing to our countrymen and "fark you, me first" is dragging down this country.

Fixing our political system to work for the majority, to not put corporate interests first, to have term limits on congress, to have ranked choice voting, to have fiscally responsible government that actually cares about the nation is a long and arduous process that I am not sure our nation will survive.

This scares the fark out of me. Not for me. But for my daughter.


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"Extremists on both sides".  If you're willfully ignorant enough to pretend that the democrats are even pandering to the center left which is demanding policies that have been successful in every developed democracy for decades, you're not worth the effort.
 
2020-09-19 2:40:54 AM  

mikek9: NM Volunteer: Red hatters are farking idiots who are dragging down this country.

No. Extremists on both sides are dragging down this country. A political system that has devolved to pandering to the extremes of two parties is dragging down this country. The idea that we owe nothing to our countrymen and "fark you, me first" is dragging down this country.

Fixing our political system to work for the majority, to not put corporate interests first, to have term limits on congress, to have ranked choice voting, to have fiscally responsible government that actually cares about the nation is a long and arduous process that I am not sure our nation will survive.

This scares the fark out of me. Not for me. But for my daughter.


One of those sides is not saying "fark you, I got mine". I bet you can guess which one.
 
2020-09-19 3:07:18 AM  

puffy999: Cool.

The cops were jerking these guys off and telling them how to get away with murder a few days ago.


Yup and now they get to take them back to the jailhouse for the kinky stuff. I saw it in a porn once.
 
2020-09-19 3:12:55 AM  

Acidicnads: I don't own a gun and don't intend to. What should I do on November 4th  when the red hats try to kill my democratic family?

Suggestions?


Bow and arrow?
 
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