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2020-09-19 3:00:56 PM  
4 votes:

medius: WHAM always confuses me


Because they don't wake you up before they go-go, do they.
 
2020-09-19 2:56:41 PM  
4 votes:
Untidy fans getting the hump on the Beeb's feed one game into the season
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2020-09-20 1:04:38 PM  
3 votes:

Pista: Saved!


I'm officially favoriting you as "spoiler alert"
 
2020-09-20 12:50:05 PM  
3 votes:

Pista: Whenever i shout as a goal is scored, Iggy comes to check that I'm alright
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"It's a game, it ain't like a catnip truck overturned out in front of the house"
 
2020-09-20 11:49:43 AM  
3 votes:
Men in Blazers  @MenInBlazers
2m
Good news Chelsea fans: Kepa has got his first ill-advised piece of decision making out of way and you survived.
Bad news Chelsea fans: Still 4 more to come before end of game
 
2020-09-20 11:08:08 AM  
3 votes:
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"I'm sorry. I love you."
 
2020-09-19 9:23:11 AM  
3 votes:
may as well get this in early.
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2020-09-19 8:32:19 AM  
3 votes:

Pista: Cyrene Valantion: Sounds like Bilic was 'politely' demanding to know why Mike didn't go to VAR for the Gibbs red. Erm, because he shoved the guy in the face and everyone saw it?

It was so obvious wasn't it?
https://twitter.com/lfcrubn/status/130​7293930900381696?s=20


I haven't seen such a lack of effort in hiding your disdain since Suarez got hungry in Brazil.
 
2020-09-19 8:21:51 AM  
3 votes:
Mike with the poleaxe, you love to see it.
 
2020-09-19 7:35:00 AM  
3 votes:
Wet Broom's away strip
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2020-09-20 1:38:19 PM  
2 votes:

Pista: whither_apophis: Pista: From the twitters
https://twitter.com/WinamaxSport/statu​s/1307727129757593601?s=20

LMAO

that does nothing for the man's confidence LOL

Twitter's alive with them

https://twitter.com/ThelastBob_/status​/1307726402523983872?s=20


As an ex-keeper, I feel bad for him.

As a Chelsea hater, I don't feel as bad for him as I could.
 
2020-09-20 1:05:54 PM  
2 votes:

Pista: Saved!


I thought you were trying to jinx it...

over a minute behind?  F' you Peacock/Comcast
 
2020-09-20 1:02:43 PM  
2 votes:

Pista: whither_apophis: Chelsea should remember that Leeds got 3 by 'Pool...

Chelsea got 3 by them last season too.
Just that they conceded 5


Only with Captain America 2.0 on the pitch
 
2020-09-20 12:45:13 PM  
2 votes:
Whenever i shout as a goal is scored, Iggy comes to check that I'm alright
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2020-09-20 11:37:41 AM  
2 votes:

medius: sephjnr: [Fark user image 680x680]

"I'm sorry. I love you."

players today are so soft

back in my day, we would have shrugged that off, rubbed some dirt on it, tied a gold nose to our face and spent our nights tracking the movement of jupiter


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//Approves
 
2020-09-20 11:12:54 AM  
2 votes:
Best comment I've seen about the red card kick shown above:

"2/10, didn't slap the leg"
 
2020-09-20 10:32:01 AM  
2 votes:

ClavellBCMI: Ok, Newcastle, what are you doing giving Brighton a sniff of something other than the bottoms of your feet and the bottom of the EPL table?


Ok, I see the problem: Newcastle left Joelinton on the bench!
 
2020-09-20 10:17:49 AM  
2 votes:
Ok, Newcastle, what are you doing giving Brighton a sniff of something other than the bottoms of your feet and the bottom of the EPL table?
 
2020-09-20 9:15:21 AM  
2 votes:

medius: newcastle fans: maybe time for an early start to your sunday drinking


It's Sunday, Newcastle fans will have had a pint with lunch

Not that there is anything wrong with that
 
2020-09-20 7:49:50 AM  
2 votes:
Who does this referee think he is, Mike Dean?
 
2020-09-19 8:06:49 PM  
2 votes:
I should post this before tomorrow morning's result wrecks my mood.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/CFNuddDjW​G​J/
 
2020-09-19 4:56:15 PM  
2 votes:
Actual popup on my dodgy stream
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2020-09-19 4:11:47 PM  
2 votes:
On Sky today, this was Patrice Evra on Wilfred Zaha:

"We all know Wilfried Zaha is better than Crystal Palace, with all due respect, he's such an electric player," said the United legend, who then dropped the bombshell...

"I think what ruined his career for Manchester United is when he had this true or untrue affair with David Moyes' daughter.

"Because I remember in pre-season he was playing in every game, but when that news came out... he was out of the game and he disappeared.


Sky has apologized for his comments on air.
 
2020-09-19 2:28:32 PM  
2 votes:

socalnewwaver: How drunk is Pista right about now?


Working on it
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2020-09-19 2:23:44 PM  
2 votes:
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now in meme form
 
2020-09-19 2:23:13 PM  
2 votes:
How drunk is Pista right about now?
 
2020-09-19 2:15:50 PM  
2 votes:
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Welcome to ManU
 
2020-09-19 1:18:30 PM  
2 votes:

Pista: It's official
https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/stat​us/1307363856151392257?s=20


Welcome to the bench, Harry
 
2020-09-19 12:28:30 PM  
2 votes:

Pista: About the only thing I can see Bale bringing to Spurs is lots of hair


Golf trick shots. Pictures of him playing for Wales.
 
2020-09-19 8:37:43 AM  
2 votes:

Cyrene Valantion: Ah, some clarity. The managers aren't allowed onto the field to talk to the ref. At all. Apparently.


I like to think the rule was instituted to prevent Simeone throttling a ref upon hearing their reply.
 
2020-09-19 8:04:25 AM  
2 votes:

Chimpy McSquirrel: Pista: Wet Broom's away strip
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[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 850x850]


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2020-09-21 5:43:15 PM  
1 vote:

whither_apophis: dang it, stop ruining my perfect


And the streak of last second perfect ruins continues unchallenged!

This has been another episode of "GODAMNIT MY PICKS!"  Until next matchweek...
 
2020-09-21 5:08:05 PM  
1 vote:
dang it, stop ruining my perfect
 
2020-09-21 3:28:04 PM  
1 vote:

whither_apophis: Nice save on MC's free kick


/MC Free Kick is my new DJ name
 
2020-09-21 2:23:15 PM  
1 vote:

desertgeek: dietbubba: Do you think Mike takes more or fewer weapons with him when he's the review guy?

He just keeps them in the boot of his tank.


He takes his long range weapons with him when he does VAR.
No need to take a knife or something like that.
Needs the artillery or rocket launchers.
 
2020-09-21 1:38:06 PM  
1 vote:

dietbubba: Do you think Mike takes more or fewer weapons with him when he's the review guy?


He just keeps them in the boot of his tank.
 
2020-09-21 1:18:08 PM  
1 vote:
funny to think, watching a match in which I don't have a horse in the fight, that there are millions of fans who are living and dying by every possession

when I watch one of my own teams play:

fark HELL GODDAMIT THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE shiat WHY CAN'T THEY DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOTHING WILL EVER BE GOOD IN THE WORLD AGAIN
 
2020-09-20 2:34:53 PM  
1 vote:

desertgeek: Chelsea moving fast...

Fabrizio Romano  @FabrizioRomano
1h
Edouard Mendy to Chelsea is 100% done and also signed. The announcement will be on next week. #CFC #Chelsea


Fat Frank making all kinds of excuses saying it should have been 1-1
 
2020-09-20 2:21:02 PM  
1 vote:

medius: Chimpy McSquirrel: That goal should not of counted.
Wood pushed the defender out of the way.

see, that's a better argument than the handball


This is Leicester vs Burnley, a mans game of football
 
2020-09-20 2:17:07 PM  
1 vote:
Chelsea moving fast...

Fabrizio Romano  @FabrizioRomano
1h
Edouard Mendy to Chelsea is 100% done and also signed. The announcement will be on next week. #CFC #Chelsea
 
2020-09-20 2:14:32 PM  
1 vote:
crikey, I make an egg and toast and there's been a Burnley
 
2020-09-20 1:33:07 PM  
1 vote:

Pista: From the twitters
https://twitter.com/WinamaxSport/statu​s/1307727129757593601?s=20

LMAO


that does nothing for the man's confidence LOL
 
2020-09-20 1:29:26 PM  
1 vote:
 
2020-09-20 1:21:40 PM  
1 vote:
"10 men Chelsea hold Liverpool to one"
 
2020-09-20 1:09:38 PM  
1 vote:

desertgeek: whither_apophis: Pista: Saved!

I thought you were trying to jinx it...

over a minute behind?  F' you Peacock/Comcast

It's why he's now favorited as "spoiler alert"


If I was watching a ropey, illegal stream, I think I'd be about 2 minutes behind. So I know how you feel.
I watched the Palace game on a stream yesterday & my phone alerted me to the goals 2 minutes before I saw them on screen

lol
 
2020-09-20 1:03:43 PM  
1 vote:
Thiago with the Woodgate debut.
 
2020-09-20 1:03:15 PM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: whither_apophis: Chelsea should remember that Leeds got 3 by 'Pool...

Well, Leeds didn't put themselves a man down before scoring those goals.


yeah but if Chelsea get 2 I get a perfect
 
2020-09-20 12:51:59 PM  
1 vote:

medius: ClavellBCMI: a keeper who thinks he is a mid-fielder

he was asked to move more, so he left his line in the first half and almost gave up a goal

he was asked to play out of the back, so he kicked it straight to Mane

he has shiat even in the simple saves department, but he seems even more shiat when you set him up to fail with your demands (not you you, chelsea)

expensiver mignolet


They know they have Chelsea over a barrel, and are smiling every time they get a transfer request from Chelsea.
 
2020-09-20 12:48:26 PM  
1 vote:

Pista: Whenever i shout as a goal is scored, Iggy comes to check that I'm alright
[pbs.twimg.com image 543x900]


Hi Iggy!
 
2020-09-20 12:39:22 PM  
1 vote:

Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: Pista: ClavellBCMI: Pista: The replays are brutal
https://twitter.com/FTTV10/status/1307​715596386213888?s=20

Yep, that was a straight-up blatant American-rules football tackle.

I can't believe he protested it.
He had no intention (or chance) of getting the ball & intentionally went for the player

And hew protested that? He should get a second red card for that, if they could give him a second red card.

I've seen claims that Mane kicked out behind him, tripping Christensen up.


What idiot Chelsea fan is claiming that?
 
2020-09-20 12:39:00 PM  
1 vote:

Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: Pista: ClavellBCMI: Pista: The replays are brutal
https://twitter.com/FTTV10/status/1307​715596386213888?s=20

Yep, that was a straight-up blatant American-rules football tackle.

I can't believe he protested it.
He had no intention (or chance) of getting the ball & intentionally went for the player

And hew protested that? He should get a second red card for that, if they could give him a second red card.

I've seen claims that Mane kicked out behind him, tripping Christensen up.


lol
 
2020-09-20 12:36:22 PM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: Pista: ClavellBCMI: Pista: The replays are brutal
https://twitter.com/FTTV10/status/1307​715596386213888?s=20

Yep, that was a straight-up blatant American-rules football tackle.

I can't believe he protested it.
He had no intention (or chance) of getting the ball & intentionally went for the player

And hew protested that? He should get a second red card for that, if they could give him a second red card.


I've seen claims that Mane kicked out behind him, tripping Christensen up.
 
2020-09-20 12:34:30 PM  
1 vote:

Pista: ClavellBCMI: Pista: The replays are brutal
https://twitter.com/FTTV10/status/1307​715596386213888?s=20

Yep, that was a straight-up blatant American-rules football tackle.

I can't believe he protested it.
He had no intention (or chance) of getting the ball & intentionally went for the player


And hew protested that? He should get a second red card for that, if they could give him a second red card.
 
2020-09-20 12:32:32 PM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: Pista: The replays are brutal
https://twitter.com/FTTV10/status/1307​715596386213888?s=20

Yep, that was a straight-up blatant American-rules football tackle.


I can't believe he protested it.
He had no intention (or chance) of getting the ball & intentionally went for the player
 
2020-09-20 12:18:28 PM  
1 vote:

dietbubba: Red for who? What? I need details!!!!


Klopp spit a mouthful of Gatorade at Timo
 
2020-09-20 11:40:24 AM  
1 vote:

Pista: LucklessWonder: medius: sephjnr: [Fark user image 680x680]

"I'm sorry. I love you."

players today are so soft

back in my day, we would have shrugged that off, rubbed some dirt on it, tied a gold nose to our face and spent our nights tracking the movement of jupiter

[Fark user image 425x573]
//Approves

Ah Terry Butcher.
It's amazing he didn't keel over from blood loss


And he looked absolutely demented in that picture.
 
2020-09-20 11:11:31 AM  
1 vote:

sephjnr: sephjnr:

*launches tiny foot at Princip*


*vaults onto turnbuckle, falls back in then jumpflops out of the ring*
 
2020-09-20 11:04:22 AM  
1 vote:
Fun Fact: Shawn Michaels is trending because of that red card.
 
2020-09-20 10:54:41 AM  
1 vote:
Apparently Valencia's Kang In wanted to take a free-kick so badly he tried to hide the ball from his teammates.

It didn't work. It also got him an early shower from Javi Gracia, who subbed him off at halftime.
 
2020-09-20 9:15:49 AM  
1 vote:
The scum's new kit sports a pointed flat collar
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2020-09-20 8:19:10 AM  
1 vote:
So confused by everything 2020 that I completely missed all of yesterday's matches, including predictions and the thread.

Having caught up, I see that Manchester United are in top post-Fergie form already (how many weeks until we see OGS out! banners behind planes?), Everton are giving Rog Bennett the tingliest nipples in the world, Liverpool have bought something called Jota, and Arsenal look like a coherent club. Life is wild.

As to the MIGHTY Oxford United? Well, they've had a shiat show of a start. Out of one of the knock out competitions already, and two 2-0 losses in League One leaving them bottom of the table.

That's the form that acquired them the ironic MIGHTY nickname in the first place. Hopefully they can return to unironically living up to the moniker before season's end.

Also, Golf Bale is going to be playing under Jose at Spurs? What the what?
 
2020-09-20 8:11:14 AM  
1 vote:

Pista: How has Romeu not picked up a second yellow for that?


ref isn't mike dean now, is he?
 
2020-09-20 7:45:28 AM  
1 vote:

Mr_H: medius: It's "live" on Peacock.

So like 30 seconds to a minute behind.

I couldn't find it up there. Is it the Peacock Prime?


What a prime peacock might look like
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2020-09-20 7:05:20 AM  
1 vote:
VAR is just a Son detector isn't it?
 
2020-09-20 6:50:53 AM  
1 vote:

medius: I should post this before tomorrow morning's result wrecks my mood.

[Fark user image image 850x850]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFNuddDjWG​J/


Hey, even if the result sucks today, we got Bale back!
 
2020-09-19 5:19:01 PM  
1 vote:

Pista: Actual popup on my dodgy stream
[Fark user image 425x318]


post more hungarian pop ups

i need the practice
 
2020-09-19 4:46:39 PM  
1 vote:

medius: sephjnr: Bale to Spurs is now confirmed.

https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/stat​us/1307364885597171712

are you on internet explorer?


Chrome, why ask?
 
2020-09-19 4:44:36 PM  
1 vote:
Arsenal is bring in Side Show Bob to shore up the defense.
Sorry Arsenal fans.
 
2020-09-19 3:54:03 PM  
1 vote:

Pista: I have this at 2-0.
My GD is taking a proper rogering today


...arseways, is it?
 
2020-09-19 3:38:37 PM  
1 vote:
Commentator on sky thinks Leeds beat Bolton earlier
 
2020-09-19 2:41:58 PM  
1 vote:
er, irons?

WHAM always confuses me
 
2020-09-19 2:20:10 PM  
1 vote:
All you need to know about winning mentalities.

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2020-09-19 2:17:13 PM  
1 vote:
DAGGERS
 
2020-09-19 2:09:55 PM  
1 vote:
Bahahahaha ManUre.
 
2020-09-19 2:04:48 PM  
1 vote:
Can't speak for anyone else, but I was quite pleased with Pogba's performance today.
 
2020-09-19 1:59:30 PM  
1 vote:
Bloody linesman. What the heck does he know anyway?

mumble mumble mumble
 
2020-09-19 1:57:17 PM  
1 vote:
*cough*
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*cough*
 
2020-09-19 1:41:46 PM  
1 vote:
Interesting. Over a billion £ spent by Untidy since the Fergie era & not many trophies to show for it
 
2020-09-19 1:17:28 PM  
1 vote:

Pista: Penchester UTD denied by VAR this time


They watched it again and again, but couldn't change the pixels
 
2020-09-19 12:36:25 PM  
1 vote:

Deathbymeteor: Princip's Sandwich: Deathbymeteor: Mr_H: midpoint:

Meanwhile, congrats to MrH, wh0 won FFPL last year.[Fark user image 850x616]

Yay!  Could the prize be games not hidden behind a paywall? Grumble grumble grumble.

Absolutly.  In honour of you, we've put all games on TV without paywalls or paid streaming services.

On Mars.

You just have to be subscribed to BeIn Mars.

Well yeah, but BeIn Mars is a good company offered cheap to all Martians as part of their normal TV packages.


& the picture quality is out of this world apparently
 
2020-09-19 12:35:04 PM  
1 vote:

Princip's Sandwich: Deathbymeteor: Mr_H: midpoint:

Meanwhile, congrats to MrH, wh0 won FFPL last year.[Fark user image 850x616]

Yay!  Could the prize be games not hidden behind a paywall? Grumble grumble grumble.

Absolutly.  In honour of you, we've put all games on TV without paywalls or paid streaming services.

On Mars.

You just have to be subscribed to BeIn Mars.


Well yeah, but BeIn Mars is a good company offered cheap to all Martians as part of their normal TV packages.
 
2020-09-19 12:30:09 PM  
1 vote:

Deathbymeteor: Mr_H: midpoint:

Meanwhile, congrats to MrH, wh0 won FFPL last year.[Fark user image 850x616]

Yay!  Could the prize be games not hidden behind a paywall? Grumble grumble grumble.

Absolutly.  In honour of you, we've put all games on TV without paywalls or paid streaming services.

On Mars.


You just have to be subscribed to BeIn Mars.
 
2020-09-19 12:28:48 PM  
1 vote:

Mr_H: midpoint:

Meanwhile, congrats to MrH, wh0 won FFPL last year.[Fark user image 850x616]

Yay!  Could the prize be games not hidden behind a paywall? Grumble grumble grumble.


Absolutly.  In honour of you, we've put all games on TV without paywalls or paid streaming services.

On Mars.
 
2020-09-19 12:26:56 PM  
1 vote:
About the only thing I can see Bale bringing to Spurs is lots of hair
 
2020-09-19 12:00:18 PM  
1 vote:

Pista: Just hopped onto a sky sports stream in time to see Rooney hit a Rooney


Master, show us how its done.
 
2020-09-19 11:58:40 AM  
1 vote:
Just hopped onto a sky sports stream in time to see Rooney hit a Rooney
 
2020-09-19 11:56:35 AM  
1 vote:

Pista: 14 goals in just 2 games.
Wow!


Need to look at that defense. No more Koch-ups would be a start
 
2020-09-19 11:28:37 AM  
1 vote:
Went and got a beer at 4-1. Need something stronger now
 
2020-09-19 11:18:04 AM  
1 vote:
it's just nice to see areola on tv
 
2020-09-19 11:15:30 AM  
1 vote:
The most interesting thing at Swans-Birmingham has been this:

https://twitter.com/BCFC/status/13073​3​2349433204742
 
2020-09-19 11:10:08 AM  
1 vote:
NEWS FLASH:Fulham is still Fulham.
 
2020-09-19 10:16:25 AM  
1 vote:
NBCSN getting a bit of a hard time on the twitters
 
2020-09-19 10:13:07 AM  
1 vote:

medius: headline: Zidane denies Bale rift ahead of Tottenham deal


Zizou is just terrible at hiding which players he doesn't get along with.
 
2020-09-19 9:00:05 AM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: Pista: That didn't last long.
Predictions are now spontaneously combusting

They went up in flames once Wet Broom leveled while down a man.


But now they're pouring petrol on themselves too
 
2020-09-19 8:42:15 AM  
1 vote:

Princip's Sandwich: That's not fair. Pickford's too small.


He went the right way though
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2020-09-19 8:38:13 AM  
1 vote:
Or so that refs don't have to hear Jose speaking close to them.
 
2020-09-19 8:35:26 AM  
1 vote:

Cyrene Valantion: The Bilic one does seem a little harsh with that replay with audio, but if the ref says to back off and you don't... you always run the risk.


It was for Slaven's own safety. Mike is testing out some electrical deterrents..
 
2020-09-19 8:30:50 AM  
1 vote:
So Calvert-Lewin is a natural goal scorer now he's got 2 in 2?
 
2020-09-19 8:00:05 AM  
1 vote:

Pista: Wet Broom's away strip
[Fark user image 850x568]


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2020-09-19 7:39:38 AM  
1 vote:
Fark NBC right in the Peacock
 
2020-09-19 7:36:59 AM  
1 vote:

Pista: Wet Broom's away strip
[Fark user image 850x568]


Too early to inflict that on my hungover old eyes.
 
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