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2020-09-20 12:21:08 PM  
lol, i picked blues

i had a rule when i made my picks that i wouldn't check them and only look forward

think i'll stick with that rule from now on
 
2020-09-20 12:22:17 PM  
I got the Newcastle scoreline completely backwards.
 
2020-09-20 12:22:26 PM  

sephjnr: medius: even in armored wankball that would be a 15 yard penalty

or spot of the foul, depending on what level we're talking about

unless they changed that, i haven't watched in years

Pass Interference (D) is spot of the foul.


Unless it's against the Saints in which case it isn't pass interference

/ha ha, sux it NOLA
 
2020-09-20 12:23:10 PM  

dietbubba: Red for who? What? I need details!!!!


Christensen.
He decided to sack Mane who only had Kepa to beat
 
2020-09-20 12:23:22 PM  

sephjnr: medius: even in armored wankball that would be a 15 yard penalty

or spot of the foul, depending on what level we're talking about

unless they changed that, i haven't watched in years

Pass Interference (D) is spot of the foul.


college and pros?
 
2020-09-20 12:24:34 PM  
christensen is the reason chelsea isn't down 0-1

but will be the reason they lose 0-3
 
2020-09-20 12:25:44 PM  
 
2020-09-20 12:26:32 PM  

medius: sephjnr: medius: even in armored wankball that would be a 15 yard penalty

or spot of the foul, depending on what level we're talking about

unless they changed that, i haven't watched in years

Pass Interference (D) is spot of the foul.

college and pros?


Pros is spot of the ball regardless. NCAA is apparently 15yds or spot, whichever is lesser.
 
2020-09-20 12:27:12 PM  

dietbubba: Well shiat... Xbox having issues now. blinking blue screen which means bad things between XBox and Receiver.  Dammit


Ok, I was having issues on the Xbox while streaming (Sky was mute, Supersport was mute and broken up)

Tablet stream sent to the Chromecast?  No such problems
 
2020-09-20 12:30:58 PM  

Pista: The replays are brutal
https://twitter.com/FTTV10/status/1307​715596386213888?s=20


Yep, that was a straight-up blatant American-rules football tackle.
 
2020-09-20 12:32:32 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Pista: The replays are brutal
https://twitter.com/FTTV10/status/1307​715596386213888?s=20

Yep, that was a straight-up blatant American-rules football tackle.


I can't believe he protested it.
He had no intention (or chance) of getting the ball & intentionally went for the player
 
2020-09-20 12:34:01 PM  
Thiago coming on for the Reds
 
2020-09-20 12:34:30 PM  

Pista: ClavellBCMI: Pista: The replays are brutal
https://twitter.com/FTTV10/status/1307​715596386213888?s=20

Yep, that was a straight-up blatant American-rules football tackle.

I can't believe he protested it.
He had no intention (or chance) of getting the ball & intentionally went for the player


And hew protested that? He should get a second red card for that, if they could give him a second red card.
 
2020-09-20 12:36:22 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Pista: ClavellBCMI: Pista: The replays are brutal
https://twitter.com/FTTV10/status/1307​715596386213888?s=20

Yep, that was a straight-up blatant American-rules football tackle.

I can't believe he protested it.
He had no intention (or chance) of getting the ball & intentionally went for the player

And hew protested that? He should get a second red card for that, if they could give him a second red card.


I've seen claims that Mane kicked out behind him, tripping Christensen up.
 
2020-09-20 12:39:00 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: Pista: ClavellBCMI: Pista: The replays are brutal
https://twitter.com/FTTV10/status/1307​715596386213888?s=20

Yep, that was a straight-up blatant American-rules football tackle.

I can't believe he protested it.
He had no intention (or chance) of getting the ball & intentionally went for the player

And hew protested that? He should get a second red card for that, if they could give him a second red card.

I've seen claims that Mane kicked out behind him, tripping Christensen up.


lol
 
2020-09-20 12:39:22 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: Pista: ClavellBCMI: Pista: The replays are brutal
https://twitter.com/FTTV10/status/1307​715596386213888?s=20

Yep, that was a straight-up blatant American-rules football tackle.

I can't believe he protested it.
He had no intention (or chance) of getting the ball & intentionally went for the player

And hew protested that? He should get a second red card for that, if they could give him a second red card.

I've seen claims that Mane kicked out behind him, tripping Christensen up.


What idiot Chelsea fan is claiming that?
 
2020-09-20 12:39:30 PM  
Mane!
Great header
 
2020-09-20 12:39:51 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: Pista: ClavellBCMI: Pista: The replays are brutal
https://twitter.com/FTTV10/status/1307​715596386213888?s=20

Yep, that was a straight-up blatant American-rules football tackle.

I can't believe he protested it.
He had no intention (or chance) of getting the ball & intentionally went for the player

And hew protested that? He should get a second red card for that, if they could give him a second red card.

I've seen claims that Mane kicked out behind him, tripping Christensen up.


What were they watching? Yeah, I'm biased as hell; but there was no such thing.
 
2020-09-20 12:39:55 PM  
That was fast.
 
2020-09-20 12:40:50 PM  
That was smooth play boom Mane
 
2020-09-20 12:40:53 PM  
MANE!

/and Peacock is really farking delayed on a computer
//And I'm hard wired into my router
 
2020-09-20 12:41:04 PM  
Oh Mane Mane
 
2020-09-20 12:42:31 PM  
Did Kepa use his usual bone-headed decision-making process to allow a headed goal from the center of the box?
 
2020-09-20 12:43:20 PM  
& another. & he's my skipper this week
 
2020-09-20 12:43:22 PM  
OK, let's bury them. This is a challenger to our title. We got to take advantage of this and put a couple on them.
 
2020-09-20 12:44:14 PM  
MANE MANE!

Kepa, you dolt
 
2020-09-20 12:44:16 PM  
Kepa goes full Spursy
 
2020-09-20 12:44:16 PM  
Oh Kepa.... ciao
 
2020-09-20 12:44:45 PM  
Kepa doing Kepa things.
 
2020-09-20 12:45:00 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Did Kepa use his usual bone-headed decision-making process to allow a headed goal from the center of the box?


Are  you a wizard?
 
2020-09-20 12:45:13 PM  
Whenever i shout as a goal is scored, Iggy comes to check that I'm alright
pbs.twimg.comView Full Size
 
2020-09-20 12:45:48 PM  
why are they asking Kepa to do things he isn't comfortable with?

they're trying to make him the keeper they want instead of the keeper he is

Chelsea ruined that kid.
 
2020-09-20 12:46:04 PM  
Mane officially saying to Mo "I want a hat trick too!"

And LeSaux with a funny about the cost of the keeper Chelsea wants just going up.
 
2020-09-20 12:46:52 PM  
Oh, boy, between being a man down and having a keeper who thinks he is a mid-fielder, Chelsea is doomed.
 
2020-09-20 12:48:26 PM  

Pista: Whenever i shout as a goal is scored, Iggy comes to check that I'm alright
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Hi Iggy!
 
2020-09-20 12:48:54 PM  

ClavellBCMI: harleyquinnical: Ouch.  A couple of Leipzig players being tended to with injury as the game plays on.  One player has a wound on the back of his head that was bleeding rather profusely.

How the fark did that happen? Boot to the head, or thrown object to the head?


unintentional boot since it was to the back of his head
 
2020-09-20 12:49:02 PM  
And Martinez just went to Aston Villa, you snooze you loose Chelsea
 
2020-09-20 12:49:07 PM  

ClavellBCMI: a keeper who thinks he is a mid-fielder


he was asked to move more, so he left his line in the first half and almost gave up a goal

he was asked to play out of the back, so he kicked it straight to Mane

he has shiat even in the simple saves department, but he seems even more shiat when you set him up to fail with your demands (not you you, chelsea)

expensiver mignolet
 
2020-09-20 12:50:05 PM  

Pista: Whenever i shout as a goal is scored, Iggy comes to check that I'm alright
[pbs.twimg.com image 543x900]


"It's a game, it ain't like a catnip truck overturned out in front of the house"
 
2020-09-20 12:50:42 PM  
I see the Reds are up 0-2 at the Bridge.  Meanwhile, Wolfsburg and Leverkusen are scoreless at the break.  The Wolves should be leading but Brooks couldn't get his rudimentary header on target.
 
2020-09-20 12:51:30 PM  
Okay...time to start getting ready for a wedding
 
2020-09-20 12:51:52 PM  
Cech should come in for Kepa.
 
2020-09-20 12:51:59 PM  

medius: ClavellBCMI: a keeper who thinks he is a mid-fielder

he was asked to move more, so he left his line in the first half and almost gave up a goal

he was asked to play out of the back, so he kicked it straight to Mane

he has shiat even in the simple saves department, but he seems even more shiat when you set him up to fail with your demands (not you you, chelsea)

expensiver mignolet


They know they have Chelsea over a barrel, and are smiling every time they get a transfer request from Chelsea.
 
2020-09-20 12:53:17 PM  

medius: Cech should come in for Kepa.


Is Kepa just having that bad of a night, or has he just remained unchanged since last campaign?
 
2020-09-20 12:54:28 PM  

harleyquinnical: medius: Cech should come in for Kepa.

Is Kepa just having that bad of a night, or has he just remained unchanged since last campaign?


He has zero confidence. It's so obvious.
 
2020-09-20 12:54:39 PM  
Match gets more boring
 
2020-09-20 12:57:51 PM  
And now Kepa is not playing like shiat?
 
2020-09-20 12:58:33 PM  
Why are Liverpool going backwards?
 
2020-09-20 12:58:34 PM  

ClavellBCMI: And now Kepa is not playing like shiat?


Or is his defense having to cover for him?
 
2020-09-20 12:58:57 PM  
Chelsea should remember that Leeds got 3 by 'Pool...
 
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