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(ESPN)   Because of some people biking around France, most of the Premier League weekend is relegated to streaming only. But the Bundesliga starts this weekend and this is your weekend footy thread (matches beginning at 7:30 AM ET)   (espn.com) divider line
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2020-09-19 2:15:50 PM  
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Welcome to ManU
 
2020-09-19 2:16:16 PM  
dancer shuts the door
 
2020-09-19 2:16:35 PM  
Wilf ya dancer!!
 
2020-09-19 2:16:43 PM  
Comeback's gotta get way better much much faster

1-3
 
2020-09-19 2:17:13 PM  
DAGGERS
 
2020-09-19 2:20:10 PM  
All you need to know about winning mentalities.

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2020-09-19 2:20:32 PM  
Man Utd still suck.
 
2020-09-19 2:21:59 PM  
Best part of today is ManUre shiatting the bed...at home.
 
2020-09-19 2:23:13 PM  
How drunk is Pista right about now?
 
2020-09-19 2:23:44 PM  
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now in meme form
 
2020-09-19 2:28:32 PM  

socalnewwaver: How drunk is Pista right about now?


Working on it
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2020-09-19 2:29:16 PM  
Holy balls I haven't seen a Lowenbrau is forever.
 
2020-09-19 2:32:51 PM  

socalnewwaver: Holy balls I haven't seen a Lowenbrau is forever.


Known at chez Pista as Laughin' Brew
 
2020-09-19 2:41:40 PM  
up the hammers!
 
2020-09-19 2:41:58 PM  
er, irons?

WHAM always confuses me
 
2020-09-19 2:47:17 PM  

socalnewwaver: How drunk is Pista right about now?


I was going to say "pissed", but as we've seen....
 
2020-09-19 2:47:58 PM  

medius: er, irons?

WHAM always confuses me


Always baffles me that they use irons as a nick name given what it means in Cockney rhyming slang
 
2020-09-19 2:56:41 PM  
Untidy fans getting the hump on the Beeb's feed one game into the season
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2020-09-19 2:57:03 PM  
Eagles currently holding down a CL spot. Boss tha.
 
2020-09-19 3:00:56 PM  

medius: WHAM always confuses me


Because they don't wake you up before they go-go, do they.
 
2020-09-19 3:03:55 PM  

Pista: Untidy fans getting the hump on the Beeb's feed one game into the season
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Early season manc meltdown is best meltdown.
 
2020-09-19 3:08:33 PM  

Pista: Untidy fans getting the hump on the Beeb's feed one game into the season
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It's almost like they went under a rock when Fergie quit and had no conception that the Mighty Reds may not be mighty so far on leaving it.
 
2020-09-19 3:25:54 PM  
Lacazette with the header to open the scoring.
Nice patience from Arsenal.
1-0
 
2020-09-19 3:26:15 PM  

Pista: medius: er, irons?

WHAM always confuses me

Always baffles me that they use irons as a nick name given what it means in Cockney rhyming slang


what's it mean?
 
2020-09-19 3:26:31 PM  
last season, that's offside 

good rule change

too bad it benefits arsenal
 
2020-09-19 3:26:51 PM  
The Cassette!
 
2020-09-19 3:27:54 PM  

medius: last season, that's offside


his armpit was clearly leaning off
 
2020-09-19 3:29:19 PM  

medius: Pista: medius: er, irons?

WHAM always confuses me

Always baffles me that they use irons as a nick name given what it means in Cockney rhyming slang

what's it mean?


https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/iron_h​o​of
 
2020-09-19 3:30:15 PM  
Sakooney
 
2020-09-19 3:30:37 PM  

Pista: medius: Pista: medius: er, irons?

WHAM always confuses me

Always baffles me that they use irons as a nick name given what it means in Cockney rhyming slang

what's it mean?

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/iron_ho​of


I somehow knew it would lead to a poof.

WHAM!
 
2020-09-19 3:32:36 PM  
spurs should sign ozil
 
2020-09-19 3:34:45 PM  

desertgeek: Liverpool's signing of Diogo Jota is now official


...and epic.
 
2020-09-19 3:34:57 PM  
Arsenal handled in the box.  More deliberate than the United handball.

hmm....
 
2020-09-19 3:38:25 PM  
 
2020-09-19 3:38:37 PM  
Commentator on sky thinks Leeds beat Bolton earlier
 
2020-09-19 3:45:25 PM  
1-1!
 
2020-09-19 3:48:08 PM  
Deary me
 
2020-09-19 3:51:08 PM  
I have this at 2-0.
My GD is taking a proper rogering today
 
2020-09-19 3:54:03 PM  

Pista: I have this at 2-0.
My GD is taking a proper rogering today


...arseways, is it?
 
2020-09-19 4:11:29 PM  
How did the Hammers not score there?
 
2020-09-19 4:11:47 PM  
On Sky today, this was Patrice Evra on Wilfred Zaha:

"We all know Wilfried Zaha is better than Crystal Palace, with all due respect, he's such an electric player," said the United legend, who then dropped the bombshell...

"I think what ruined his career for Manchester United is when he had this true or untrue affair with David Moyes' daughter.

"Because I remember in pre-season he was playing in every game, but when that news came out... he was out of the game and he disappeared.


Sky has apologized for his comments on air.
 
2020-09-19 4:18:48 PM  

sephjnr: Bale to Spurs is now confirmed.

https://twitter.com/SpursOfficial/stat​us/1307364885597171712


are you on internet explorer?
 
2020-09-19 4:20:04 PM  

desertgeek: On Sky today, this was Patrice Evra on Wilfred Zaha:

"We all know Wilfried Zaha is better than Crystal Palace, with all due respect, he's such an electric player," said the United legend, who then dropped the bombshell...

"I think what ruined his career for Manchester United is when he had this true or untrue affair with David Moyes' daughter.

"Because I remember in pre-season he was playing in every game, but when that news came out... he was out of the game and he disappeared.

Sky has apologized for his comments on air.


hahahahahahahhahah wow

damn

I need video of this.
 
2020-09-19 4:22:14 PM  
we need more studio commentary like that

ratings would go up 100 fold
 
2020-09-19 4:23:06 PM  
hmm, xhaka hasn't seen red in a while 

looks like he misses time off
 
2020-09-19 4:24:40 PM  
Crossbar makes an appearance.
 
2020-09-19 4:24:59 PM  

desertgeek: On Sky today, this was Patrice Evra on Wilfred Zaha:

"We all know Wilfried Zaha is better than Crystal Palace, with all due respect, he's such an electric player," said the United legend, who then dropped the bombshell...

"I think what ruined his career for Manchester United is when he had this true or untrue affair with David Moyes' daughter.

"Because I remember in pre-season he was playing in every game, but when that news came out... he was out of the game and he disappeared.

Sky has apologized for his comments on air.


He never even met Moyes' daughter
 
2020-09-19 4:30:53 PM  

medius: desertgeek: On Sky today, this was Patrice Evra on Wilfred Zaha:

"We all know Wilfried Zaha is better than Crystal Palace, with all due respect, he's such an electric player," said the United legend, who then dropped the bombshell...

"I think what ruined his career for Manchester United is when he had this true or untrue affair with David Moyes' daughter.

"Because I remember in pre-season he was playing in every game, but when that news came out... he was out of the game and he disappeared.

Sky has apologized for his comments on air.

hahahahahahahhahah wow

damn

I need video of this.


https://twitter.com/SteveBurn91/statu​s​/1307390042885828608?s=20
 
2020-09-19 4:31:37 PM  
 
2020-09-19 4:33:00 PM  

medius: we need more studio commentary like that

ratings would go up 100 fold


apparently, this rumor was all in the tabloids years ago
 
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