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(YouTube)   I have no idea what you're talking about so here's a "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" table read with Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston and others including Shia LaBeouf smoking a blunt as Spicoli   (youtube.com) divider line
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2020-09-18 12:06:53 PM  
Bad Subby.

You failed to mention Dane Cook, the Donald Trump of comedians.
 
2020-09-18 12:15:59 PM  
Fails without Phoebe Cates' boobs.
 
2020-09-18 12:18:18 PM  
McCon-notgonnaspelltherestofitwithoutg​ooglingit wasn't Spicoli?  Fail.
 
2020-09-18 12:29:19 PM  

SurfaceTension: Fails without Phoebe Cates' boobs.


Dear lord...the closest thing to actual pr0n without being pr0n was that.
 
2020-09-18 12:35:39 PM  

Rwa2play: SurfaceTension: Fails without Phoebe Cates' boobs.

Dear lord...the closest thing to actual pr0n without being pr0n was that.


What was Jennifer Jason Leigh? Chopped liver?
 
2020-09-18 12:47:37 PM  
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2020-09-18 12:59:10 PM  
Next week's episode of Unspooled is doing FTARH
 
2020-09-18 1:05:33 PM  
Fast Times had three future Best Actor Oscar winners.
 
2020-09-18 1:05:55 PM  
Shia LaBeouf

I dunno, I can't take him seriously after that Indiana Jones trainwreck of a movie.

Maybe it's just me.
 
2020-09-18 1:07:35 PM  

whidbey: Shia LaBeouf

I dunno, I can't take him seriously after that Indiana Jones trainwreck of a movie.

Maybe it's just me.


It's not JUST you, but most of us have moved on.
 
2020-09-18 1:08:12 PM  
America's Sexiest Couple
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2020-09-18 1:11:30 PM  

RandyJohnson: Fast Times had three future Best Actor Oscar winners.


And the dude who played Damone out acted them all
 
2020-09-18 1:12:54 PM  
Everyone on the planet knows these idiots, and still they need to spend ten minutes with introductions.
 
2020-09-18 1:14:14 PM  
"I like typing!"
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2020-09-18 1:22:21 PM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x225]


"Doesn't anybody farking knock anymore?"
 
2020-09-18 1:23:58 PM  
A movie which has multiple under age boobs and an adult having sex with a 14 yr old....
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2020-09-18 1:24:39 PM  

CarnySaur: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x225]

"Doesn't anybody farking knock anymore?"


He actually had a big flesh colored dildo in his hands and Cates didn't know about it beforehand, so her reaction is genuine.
 
2020-09-18 1:42:09 PM  
This seems kind of weird.  The only member of the cast that has any connection to the original is playing a completely different character and the rest are just random celebrities that some producer probably had in their contact list.
 
2020-09-18 1:54:43 PM  

jaytkay: America's Sexiest Couple
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When did Jen A. turn into Gloria Steinem?

also, its  " Mr. Pizza Guy, Sir "
 
2020-09-18 1:56:58 PM  

BeotchPudding: A movie which has multiple under age boobs and an adult having sex with a 14 yr old....
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Jen Jason Leigh was 20. Phoebe Cates was 19. otherwise, it would be illegal. duh.
 
2020-09-18 1:57:55 PM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x225]


Doesn't anyone knock??
 
2020-09-18 2:02:48 PM  

whidbey: Shia LaBeouf

I dunno, I can't take him seriously after that Indiana Jones trainwreck of a movie.

Maybe it's just me.


That one was probably for the paycheck, but he's a really good actor.  Kind of crazy in his personal life, like many actors are, but really good when he's got a role he wants to sink his teeth into.  "The Peanut Butter Falcon" was a movie made for women with AOL accounts to go see, but LeBeouf is totally solid in it.
 
2020-09-18 2:22:51 PM  

SurfaceTension: Fails without Phoebe Cates' boobs.


I haven't seen this movie in forever.

Maybe time for some research?
 
2020-09-18 2:33:04 PM  

CarnySaur: Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x225]

"Doesn't anybody farking knock anymore?"


LOCK THE FARKING DOOR!
 
2020-09-18 2:37:53 PM  

jaytkay: America's Sexiest Couple
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Y'know, I want to look as good as Brad when I'm 56 years old.

shiat, I AM 56 years old.

Dammit.
 
2020-09-18 3:17:19 PM  

SurfaceTension: Fails without Phoebe Cates' boobs.


T H I S E S E
 
2020-09-18 3:34:24 PM  

dereksmalls: BeotchPudding: A movie which has multiple under age boobs and an adult having sex with a 14 yr old....
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Jen Jason Leigh was 20. Phoebe Cates was 19. otherwise, it would be illegal. duh.


Tell that to Brooke Shields, Nastassja Kinski, Thora Birch, and probably hundreds of actresses in mainstream movies.
 
2020-09-18 3:34:59 PM  

RandyJohnson: Fast Times had three future Best Actor Oscar winners.


Mister Hand (Ray Walston) was no slouch, either.
Didn't know that he died on the first day of the new millennium.
 
2020-09-18 3:53:00 PM  
*puts on infinite repeat*
Jackson Browne - Somebody's Baby (Fast Times At Ridgemont High) (1982)
Youtube Xk2NHZukTYg
 
2020-09-18 4:21:26 PM  

Scar4711: *puts on infinite repeat*
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Xk2NHZuk​TYg]


I wish JJL would do a comedy these days, with "Somebody's Baby" playing in the background, and the music slows down to a stop as her partner experiences Erectile Dysfunction.

/"geez, not again!"
 
2020-09-18 4:49:25 PM  
What'd I get from that? Let's see...
• Roberts and McConaughey can act effortlessly and were in a class by themselves.
• LeBoeuf is talented, but his Brando method schtick was not right for this table read
• Morgan Freeman said "hard nipples" and I felt a little weird about it
• Brad Pitt won the farking genetic lottery
• John Legend is pretty funny. And his wife is adorable.
 
2020-09-18 5:23:36 PM  
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2020-09-18 5:30:21 PM  
I love that Brad was played by Brad.
 
2020-09-18 6:18:35 PM  
Shia LaBeouf

Nope
 
2020-09-18 6:39:58 PM  

Billy Liar: Mister Hand (Ray Walston) was no slouch, either.
Didn't know that he died on the first day of the new millennium.



He's My Favorite Martian


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2020-09-18 6:40:22 PM  

puckrock2000: jaytkay: America's Sexiest Couple
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Y'know, I want to look as good as Brad when I'm 56 years old.

shiat, I AM 56 years old.

Dammit.


I joked about their looks, but....

1) I will click on any link that says "Jennifer Aniston" to see the pictures. I love her looks.

2) I'm a straight guy, but I'm not blind. Brad & Leo both looked HOF in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
 
2020-09-18 7:10:07 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Scar4711: *puts on infinite repeat*
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Xk2NHZuk​TYg]

I wish JJL would do a comedy these days, with "Somebody's Baby" playing in the background, and the music slows down to a stop as her partner experiences Erectile Dysfunction.

/"geez, not again!"


She's really good in "Miami Blues" with Alec Baldwin and Fred Ward from the '80s/early '90s.  Baldwin was still in the stage of his looks, where you'd say "Damn!".  She plays a rather down-home prostitute and GF to AB.  Not exactly a comedy, but it's got a sense of humor.
 
2020-09-18 7:11:42 PM  
That movie came out in senior year of high school.  Had to drive 50 miles to get to the nearest movie theatre.  Went back a few times to see it again...and again....and again.....

/Had a major crush on JJL
 
2020-09-18 7:23:36 PM  

Sergeant Angle: That movie came out in senior year of high school.  Had to drive 50 miles to get to the nearest movie theatre.  Went back a few times to see it again...and again....and again.....

/Had a major crush on JJL


God who didn't? And that was just the beginning.

Giggity.
 
2020-09-18 9:04:45 PM  

whidbey: Sergeant Angle: That movie came out in senior year of high school.  Had to drive 50 miles to get to the nearest movie theatre.  Went back a few times to see it again...and again....and again.....

/Had a major crush on JJL

God who didn't? And that was just the beginning.

Giggity.


She had the trashy/sknaky girlfriend role nailed for through most of the 80s.
 
2020-09-19 8:02:42 AM  

Uzzah: whidbey: Shia LaBeouf

I dunno, I can't take him seriously after that Indiana Jones trainwreck of a movie.

Maybe it's just me.

That one was probably for the paycheck, but he's a really good actor.  Kind of crazy in his personal life, like many actors are, but really good when he's got a role he wants to sink his teeth into.  "The Peanut Butter Falcon" was a movie made for women with AOL accounts to go see, but LeBeouf is totally solid in it.


I thought he was good in that WWII tank movie "Fury" David Ayers directed.
 
2020-09-19 8:04:58 AM  

Sergeant Angle: That movie came out in senior year of high school.  Had to drive 50 miles to get to the nearest movie theatre.  Went back a few times to see it again...and again....and again.....

/Had a major crush on JJL


and Pheobe and Lea Thompson. Yeah I know she wasn't in FTARH. Still had a crush on her.
 
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