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(Mational Day Calendar)   Today is "National Hug Your Boss Day," which is a great way to either show your appreciation with a gesture of affection, or show your disdain by infecting them with Covid-19   (nationaldaycalendar.com) divider line
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2020-09-18 12:09:13 PM  
Alternative name is national get a referral to HR day followed by attending a seminar on acceptable workplace behavior.
 
2020-09-18 12:13:47 PM  
Today is also National Cheeseburger Day and National Sex Day.

So maybe today should be "National Bang Your Boss and Grab a Couple of Cheeseburgers Day"
 
2020-09-18 12:36:33 PM  
National Hang Your Boss Day?

Bastille Day?
 
2020-09-18 12:45:59 PM  
No it isn't, today is National "Really, so just any random schmuck can just tell you it's a 'day" about something and it means something? OK, then how about national shove a corncob up your ass day" Day.
 
2020-09-18 12:45:59 PM  
Hell no
 
2020-09-18 12:46:24 PM  
My boss is a jewish carpenter.
 
2020-09-18 12:46:41 PM  
I'll wait for Kick your boss in the crotch so hard their goddamn private parts come flying out of the top of their head Day.
 
2020-09-18 12:50:34 PM  

eurotrader: Alternative name is national get a referral to HR day followed by attending a seminar on acceptable workplace behavior.


That's fine, I would rather hug the woman who works in HR
 
2020-09-18 12:50:44 PM  
I don't think he'd appreciate that plus they'd have to fly me there and back.

Besides, i'm not much of a hugger but I'll give him a hearty "how do you do" in the meeting this afternoon.

/ not really. I'll probably just sit on mute and listen to everyone else interrupt each other for an hour like always.
 
2020-09-18 12:51:21 PM  
Can I hug my boss with nuclear arms?
 
2020-09-18 12:52:23 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: eurotrader: Alternative name is national get a referral to HR day followed by attending a seminar on acceptable workplace behavior.

That's fine, I would rather hug the woman who works in HR


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2020-09-18 12:53:02 PM  
If anybody tells any of my workers that this is a thing, I will shank them.
 
2020-09-18 12:53:10 PM  
Not that I hate my direct boss, but I would feel 20% safer hugging a random stranger. I am pretty sure that today would be "get thrown WWE style across the factory floor by your boss day". I don't know him well enough to play grab-ass.

And I would never hug my plant manager. Unless a German suplex counts a hug. Guy can't manage the plant to save his life. Nice car and house though.
 
2020-09-18 12:58:41 PM  

Badafuco: My boss is a jewish carpenter.


Unfortunately, the only Jewish carpenter who ran for president recently didn't win.
 
2020-09-18 12:59:17 PM  

eurotrader: Alternative name is national get a referral to HR day followed by attending a seminar on acceptable workplace behavior.


I see my work here is not needed.

/Off to class....
 
2020-09-18 1:02:40 PM  
I thought it said "thug your boss day", so I went all thug-life on his ass.
 
2020-09-18 1:04:26 PM  

Badafuco: My boss is a jewish carpenter.


Haim Cohen from Tel Aviv is your boss?
 
2020-09-18 1:10:50 PM  
Fark that.  I'm the one who needs a hug.
 
2020-09-18 1:15:24 PM  

bughunter: Fark that.  I'm the one who needs a hug.


::typewritten *hug* from random Internet stranger::
 
2020-09-18 1:16:12 PM  

bughunter: Fark that.  I'm the one who needs a hug.


I was going to post something similar, but, that just nails it, honestly. Came here for this, leaving to find an alcoholic beverage after 12:00PM today.
 
2020-09-18 1:23:25 PM  
no it isn't. this internet loser-fueled trend of trying to 'theme' every last inch of drudgery, making a national 'day' for pointlessly-dumb and distracting shiat, and making a geek fandom of wage slavery and crass consumerism is killing us. trump is going to win and start rounding up leftists while drooling, button-mashing consumers are clapping their bloody stumps together because some dumb website says it's Mushy Peas and Piss day.

and no, i'm not fun at parties because they're full of boring market-vector zombie trashpigs who lap this corny shiat up with aplomb while Republicans are openly testing the waters of genocide. fark you, fark your boss and fark your shiatty party.
 
2020-09-18 1:27:56 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: bughunter: Fark that.  I'm the one who needs a hug.

::typewritten *hug* from random Internet stranger::


🤗 s back
 
2020-09-18 1:28:52 PM  
My boss is a fat, forty-something father of two. Great guy, but, hard pass.
 
2020-09-18 1:30:02 PM  
Does this count as a hug?
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2020-09-18 1:34:28 PM  

lostsatellite: no it isn't. this internet loser-fueled trend of trying to 'theme' every last inch of drudgery, making a national 'day' for pointlessly-dumb and distracting shiat, and making a geek fandom of wage slavery and crass consumerism is killing us. trump is going to win and start rounding up leftists while drooling, button-mashing consumers are clapping their bloody stumps together because some dumb website says it's Mushy Peas and Piss day.

and no, i'm not fun at parties because they're full of boring market-vector zombie trashpigs who lap this corny shiat up with aplomb while Republicans are openly testing the waters of genocide. fark you, fark your boss and fark your shiatty party.


Dad?
 
2020-09-18 1:38:06 PM  
If I'm in middle managment, does that mean I get a three-way?
 
2020-09-18 1:38:31 PM  

eurotrader: Alternative name is national get a referral to HR day followed by attending a seminar on acceptable workplace behavior.


Yeah... This holiday sounds illegal.
 
2020-09-18 1:42:25 PM  

FormlessOne: bughunter: Fark that.  I'm the one who needs a hug.

I was going to post something similar, but, that just nails it, honestly. Came here for this, leaving to find an alcoholic beverage after 12:00PM today.


Here, you can have one too: ::internet hug::
 
2020-09-18 1:43:20 PM  
Who came up with this bullshiat? "Hug the Taskmaster Who Only Uses His Whip Because He Cares Day" was already taken?
 
2020-09-18 1:57:52 PM  
My boss (well, technically not my boss since I'm a contractor) is about my age and quite attractive.  I'd hug that like the fist of an angry god.
 
2020-09-18 2:02:02 PM  
Please someone tell everyone at the White House.
 
2020-09-18 2:12:44 PM  
Sounds like a recipe for a sexual harassment complaint.
 
2020-09-18 2:17:45 PM  

Badafuco: My boss is a jewish carpenter.


How much does he charge for a set of Mission style chairs?
 
2020-09-18 2:25:48 PM  
My team is all women.

They'll hug me occaisionally.  I stand there, arms to my sides, feeling awkward.

No thanks.
 
2020-09-18 2:44:12 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I thought it said "thug your boss day", so I went all thug-life on his ass.


Instructions unclear, gat stuck in coffee maker.
 
2020-09-18 2:44:42 PM  
Am I allowed to use nuclear arms?

/Just kidding, my boss is alright
 
2020-09-18 2:47:32 PM  
My boss told me yesterday she's got a new job. I'm gutted, she's awesome.
 
2020-09-18 3:06:12 PM  
"Hug your boss?" Is that a euphemism for "get down on your knees and kiss their shoes"?
 
2020-09-18 4:08:34 PM  
I would, but I shouldn't. She's kind of hot. Close in age. Single. She laughs at my jokes, confides in me. Could possibly go somewhere, if I tried. Then my wife would eviscerate me and burn down my office.

I shouldn't.
 
2020-09-18 4:23:50 PM  

beezeltown: I would, but I shouldn't. She's kind of hot. Close in age. Single. She laughs at my jokes, confides in me. Could possibly go somewhere, if I tried. Then my wife would eviscerate me and burn down my office.

I shouldn't.


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2020-09-18 4:29:02 PM  

beezeltown: I would, but I shouldn't. She's kind of hot. Close in age. Single. She laughs at my jokes, confides in me. Could possibly go somewhere, if I tried. Then my wife would eviscerate me and burn down my office.

I shouldn't.


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/ yes, you shouldn't
 
2020-09-18 5:25:34 PM  
I think I got covid-19 from my boss so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2020-09-18 5:36:12 PM  
I lost my job a couple months back, apparently due to randomized layoffs. They were at least good about it; started with higher ups and moved down the chain rather than screwing people at the bottom first and gave me a decent severance.

Today I heard from my old boss. One of my old team leads got promoted, and there's a job opening. Not a lead spot, which I wouldn't qualify for, but a newly created position below a lead but above my old job. Job description sounds like it was made with me in mind, since it's my old tasks plus a couple things my former lead did that I could pick up fairly easily. So if all goes well, I'll essentially have gotten a couple months paid vacation followed by a promotion.

I'm definitely giving my awesome boss a hug when I get the chance.
 
2020-09-18 5:43:38 PM  
I sent in my resignation at noon.
 
2020-09-18 6:45:03 PM  
Is it even a hug if you don't finish it off with a butt squeeze?
 
2020-09-18 7:37:56 PM  
I don't have a boss, so can I hug someone else's boss?

/wretched pandemic has ruined that fun fantasy
 
2020-09-18 7:52:48 PM  
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