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(Fox 32 Chicago)   Hershey rolls out interactive map for safe trick-or-treating this Halloween with project Hershey Highway   (fox32chicago.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Phil Stanley, The Hershey Company, Hershey Company, Hershey, Pennsylvania, Milton S. Hershey, Hersheypark, global chief sales officer, Hershey's Chocolate World  
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2020-09-18 12:25:52 PM  
If that map is accurate, every point you click on will just pop a small box that says, "Nope!"
 
2020-09-18 1:46:38 PM  
So a candy company has a more comprehensive plan on how to deal with this pandemic than the 'authorities'?

I did not Hershey that coming...
 
2020-09-18 1:47:15 PM  
Do they have maps to where you can get real chocolate from, instead of Hershey's chocolate flavored wax?
 
2020-09-18 1:48:44 PM  
Subby I hate you for directing me to that useless autoplaying  Fox website.
That is all.
 
2020-09-18 1:52:57 PM  
Could someone just summarize what the Hershey Company is deeming "safe" and "unsafe?" Is it Covid-19? Smoke contamination? Or are they just warning us not to visit attractive and successful neighborhoods?
 
2020-09-18 1:53:33 PM  
Step 1. Stay home

What the fark? Live in a red zone, no problem, it is safe for you to go to a green zone. Anyone else see the problem?
 
2020-09-18 1:55:59 PM  

Zero Exponent: Subby I hate you for directing me to that useless autoplaying  Fox website.
That is all.


Here's the actual site
https://www.halloween2020.org/
 
2020-09-18 1:56:46 PM  

SimonElectric: Step 1. Stay home

What the fark? Live in a red zone, no problem, it is safe for you to go to a green zone. Anyone else see the problem?


Yeah, the green zones are for loading and unloading only.
 
2020-09-18 1:56:53 PM  
It's not safe anywhere. Just stay the fark home!
 
2020-09-18 1:56:55 PM  
Not planning to give out treats this year, pretty sure my town not going do it anyway and consider how many times I seen kids wipe those nose/mouths with their hands I think I'll pass this year
 
2020-09-18 1:57:16 PM  
Hershey's, the vomit chocolate.
 
2020-09-18 1:59:52 PM  
Why not link to the Hershey site and not the stinkin news site?  HERE IT IS !

Bad subby, you are bad and should feel bad !
 
2020-09-18 2:00:45 PM  
Woah, what's up with that hair?  Was I transported back to 1984?  Boy, those folks aren't going to believe it when I tell them what's going to happen in 2020.  Maybe I'll start with 92-94, not much happened then.
 
2020-09-18 2:02:45 PM  
It conveniently points out all the liberal pizza parlors where children are abducted and held in the basements for raping and Antifa indoctrination, but the advertisement on the page is for George Soros' Halloween Crisis Actors.
 
2020-09-18 2:09:55 PM  
It's always butt stuff
 
2020-09-18 2:10:10 PM  
Hershey's map is worse than I imagined.  Resolution is only county level.  For an extreme example:

Los Angeles County: 10.6 million
Combined population of VT, NH, ME, MA: 10.2 million
 
2020-09-18 2:10:31 PM  

AstroJesus: It conveniently points out all the liberal pizza parlors where children are abducted and held in the basements for raping and Antifa indoctrination, but the advertisement on the page is for George Soros' Halloween Crisis Actors.


Know people up in Hershey that would believe this.
 
2020-09-18 2:13:10 PM  
News ladys hair does not go with her face.

Seems off
 
2020-09-18 2:21:16 PM  
I have to give them credit for trying. There were some good suggestions there. I mean, they're obviously just trying to sell candy, but again, at least they're trying to offer some safer suggestions.
 
2020-09-18 2:45:47 PM  

SimonElectric: Step 1. Stay home

What the fark? Live in a red zone, no problem, it is safe for you to go to a green zone. Anyone else see the problem?


Yes stay home and off the roads! It's too dangerous in the world. We will let you know when the planet is safe.
 
2020-09-18 2:51:49 PM  
Halloween is one of the only times some people will willingly wear masks. Maybe there should be a line of scary and funny facemasks that will stop the rona that look like those from Halloween and stores should give out small pieces of candy to anyone wearing them as a bribe.

Also, stay the fark home. Halloween is on a Saturday with DLS time ending that night. Idiots will be packing bars that night and spreading it... just in time for it to spread to Thanksgiving family get togethers!
 
2020-09-18 3:08:48 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: SimonElectric: Step 1. Stay home

What the fark? Live in a red zone, no problem, it is safe for you to go to a green zone. Anyone else see the problem?

Yeah, the green zones are for loading and unloading only.


No the white zone is for loading and unloading. The green zone is for leaving your recycling behind. (It's also to leave your friends behind. If they don't dance)
 
2020-09-18 3:31:36 PM  

fark account name: Woah, what's up with that hair?  Was I transported back to 1984?  Boy, those folks aren't going to believe it when I tell them what's going to happen in 2020.  Maybe I'll start with 92-94, not much happened then.


1993 was a glorious year for movies: Jurassic Park, Hocus Pocus, Schindler's List, and Tombstone just to name a few.

https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?ye​a​r=1993&title_type=feature&
 
2020-09-18 3:49:22 PM  
"Brought to you by Hershey Highway, the candy bar that's turned America's taste around for years!"
-early SNL announcement that got by censors
 
2020-09-18 4:31:02 PM  
I do like the Easter egg hunt idea (at home)
 
2020-09-18 4:31:25 PM  
Just not worth the risk to do it traditional style. This year we're doing Halloween a bit like a more atmospheric Easter. Big plastic pumpkin loade to the brim with candy hidden somewhere, spooky music cranked, minor decoartions and blacklights, costumes and maybe facetiming relatives so people can see the kids dressed up, then have the obligatory spooky movie time while gorging on treats. You can still play it safe and have fun.
 
2020-09-18 4:31:56 PM  

SimonElectric: Step 1. Stay home

What the fark? Live in a red zone, no problem, it is safe for you to go to a green zone. Anyone else see the problem?


Just shut up and put your mask on.
 
2020-09-18 4:43:32 PM  
If you don't want kids to come to your house just put one of those sex offender notices on your door.
 
2020-09-18 5:32:48 PM  

Alwysadydrmr: fark account name: Woah, what's up with that hair?  Was I transported back to 1984?  Boy, those folks aren't going to believe it when I tell them what's going to happen in 2020.  Maybe I'll start with 92-94, not much happened then.

1993 was a glorious year for movies: Jurassic Park, Hocus Pocus, Schindler's List, and Tombstone just to name a few.

https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?yea​r=1993&title_type=feature&


Don't you dare leave out the amazing Super Mario Bros movie.
 
2020-09-18 6:32:15 PM  
Phew, I was worried that I wouldn't be able to give away my expensive drugs to kids this year.
 
2020-09-18 7:23:58 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: SimonElectric: Step 1. Stay home

What the fark? Live in a red zone, no problem, it is safe for you to go to a green zone. Anyone else see the problem?

Yes stay home and off the roads! It's too dangerous in the world. We will let you know when the planet is safe.


I'll be knocking on your door with my red zone self.
 
2020-09-18 8:36:15 PM  

Zero Exponent: Subby I hate you for directing me to that useless autoplaying  Fox website.
That is all.


Fabric_Man: Could someone just summarize what the Hershey Company is deeming "safe" and "unsafe?" Is it Covid-19? Smoke contamination? Or are they just warning us not to visit attractive and successful neighborhoods?


https://kfyi.iheart.com/content/2020-​0​9-18-hersheys-interactive-map-shows-wh​ere-kids-can-safely-trick-or-treat/

For anyone who doesn't want to click a link from the cross-burning channel aka Faux Noise.
 
2020-09-19 1:36:56 AM  

SimonElectric: Hershey's map is worse than I imagined.  Resolution is only county level.  For an extreme example:

Los Angeles County: 10.6 million
Combined population of VT, NH, ME, MA: 10.2 million

[electoral map ducks and bugs out quietly]

 
2020-09-19 7:18:48 AM  

SimonElectric: StoPPeRmobile: SimonElectric: Step 1. Stay home

What the fark? Live in a red zone, no problem, it is safe for you to go to a green zone. Anyone else see the problem?

Yes stay home and off the roads! It's too dangerous in the world. We will let you know when the planet is safe.

I'll be knocking on your door with my red zone self.


I keep my red zone covered.
 
2020-09-19 9:09:35 AM  

SimonElectric: StoPPeRmobile: SimonElectric: Step 1. Stay home

What the fark? Live in a red zone, no problem, it is safe for you to go to a green zone. Anyone else see the problem?

Yes stay home and off the roads! It's too dangerous in the world. We will let you know when the planet is safe.

I'll be knocking on your door with my red zone self.


That's fine. We will have plenty of alcohol.
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