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(Lifehacker)   Without an inordinate amount of coffee NO breakfast is complete   (skillet.lifehacker.com) divider line
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2020-09-18 1:42:51 PM  
If there's a meal in your day to have carbs, breakfast would be it.
 
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2020-09-18 2:36:43 PM  
"Removing the bread in this case makes the sandwich harder to hold, creating a salty, fatty, dense little protein bomb."
 
2020-09-18 2:46:05 PM  
Coffee is a complete breakfast. You can throw in side dishes if you want, but they're not necessary.
 
2020-09-18 3:08:24 PM  
FTA: A cheap BEC with the thinnest, flimsiest bacon and American cheese on white toast is just as transcendent as a perfectly poached egg with house-cured bacon and clothbound cheddar on a bakery croissant.

As a thesis statement this sucks. It is objectively untrue. Prove me wrong.
 
2020-09-18 3:32:15 PM  
why are so many of these articles interchangeable with:

"Here's a stupid idea I just had: let's make it a thing."?
 
2020-09-18 3:38:12 PM  

red5ish: FTA: A cheap BEC with the thinnest, flimsiest bacon and American cheese on white toast is just as transcendent as a perfectly poached egg with house-cured bacon and clothbound cheddar on a bakery croissant.

As a thesis statement this sucks. It is objectively untrue. Prove me wrong.


I kind of agree with it.  Sub out white toast for a hoagie/sub roll though.  And other meat options work well too (sausage or scrapple)
 
2020-09-18 3:39:39 PM  

NobleHam: Coffee is a complete breakfast. You can throw in side dishes if you want, but they're not necessary.


Coffee and a side of tobacco please.

Not a bad idea. But I don't think of hardboiled eggs as breakfast. I want runny yolk to saturate everything.

Might be a neat idea for like dinner as a side, plate of hard boiled halves. Various salted meat, cheeses. As a replacement for a breakfast sandwich? No, replacement for a cracker or fruit platter? Sure.
 
2020-09-18 3:48:49 PM  
That's not breakfast - this is breakfast:

"Breakfast is the only meal of the day that I tend to view with the same kind of traditionalized reverence that most people associate with Lunch and Dinner. I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast. In Hong Kong, Dallas or at home - and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed - breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crepes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned beef hash with diced chiles, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of Key lime pie, two margaritas, and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert... Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours and at least one source of good music... All of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked."

― Hunter S. Thompson
 
2020-09-18 3:48:50 PM  

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: red5ish: FTA: A cheap BEC with the thinnest, flimsiest bacon and American cheese on white toast is just as transcendent as a perfectly poached egg with house-cured bacon and clothbound cheddar on a bakery croissant.

As a thesis statement this sucks. It is objectively untrue. Prove me wrong.

I kind of agree with it.  Sub out white toast for a hoagie/sub roll though.  And other meat options work well too (sausage or scrapple)


You "kind of agree" with it by completely changing the meal into something that everyone would like better. Okay.
 
2020-09-18 3:57:40 PM  

red5ish: Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: red5ish: FTA: A cheap BEC with the thinnest, flimsiest bacon and American cheese on white toast is just as transcendent as a perfectly poached egg with house-cured bacon and clothbound cheddar on a bakery croissant.

As a thesis statement this sucks. It is objectively untrue. Prove me wrong.

I kind of agree with it.  Sub out white toast for a hoagie/sub roll though.  And other meat options work well too (sausage or scrapple)

You "kind of agree" with it by completely changing the meal into something that everyone would like better. Okay.


I literally just changed the bread, but it's also pretty solid on white toast.

The argument was simply that a cheap food truck/diner breakfast sandwich could be just as good or better than some hipster version.
 
2020-09-18 3:58:40 PM  

NobleHam: Coffee is a complete breakfast. You can throw in side dishes if you want, but they're not necessary.


This.

Thread's over, everyone. Go home.
 
2020-09-18 5:28:38 PM  

Brandi Morgan: six lines of the best cocaine for dessert


Smart man, if you do it before you won't be hungry and doing it after keeps you from feeling tired after 50,000,000 grams of carbs.
 
2020-09-18 5:57:38 PM  

SirMadness: why are so many of these articles interchangeable with:

"Here's a stupid idea I just had: let's make it a thing."?


because "content"
 
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