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2020-09-18 1:30:14 PM  
¿No dices?
Je ne l'aurais jamais deviné. Das ist gut zu wissen.
 
2020-09-18 1:57:56 PM  
-  -.-  ...  ---  --  .  ...  --...  ...--  ...  -.-
 
2020-09-18 2:01:02 PM  
What if you can barely speak 1?

Asking for America.
 
2020-09-18 2:02:40 PM  

ZMugg: What if you can barely speak 1?

Asking for America.


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2020-09-18 2:07:30 PM  
Learn Klingon The Easy(ish) Way, Lesson 1
Youtube W3G1gSWuy7Y

Who's the pathetic loser NOW, Cheryl?! I'm GLAD you left, you cheating petaQ!
 
2020-09-18 2:12:40 PM  
https://web.archive.org/web/200406182​3​5527/http://www.usafsa.org/glossary.ht​m#05H
05H Also see "hogs"
Electronic Warfare, Signals Intelligence Intercept Operator, Morse Code. The Army's MOS code for those who transcribed Morse signals of national security interest. Many could ask for a beer in several languages, albeit usually the wrong one. Reclassified 98H in the 1990s.


Doesn't matter.   I still got the beer.
 
2020-09-18 2:29:13 PM  
English, Spanish, Python, some Ruby, bash, awk, R, a smattering or others.
 
2020-09-18 2:43:44 PM  
Yeah, I sprechen sie deutsche bank

gesundheit :: kindergarten
weltschmerz ::  zeitgeist
einstürzende :: neubauten
braunschweiger :: sprechstimme.
 
2020-09-18 2:51:04 PM  

treesloth: English, Spanish, Python, some Ruby, bash, awk, R, a smattering or others.


Well, if we're doing that.

English, Morse, SQL, Basic (several different kinds), COBOL, C, C++, bash, awk, ksh, Pascal, RPG, 6809 Assembler, and a smattering of others.

Oh, and I've been learning the assembly language used by the Apollo Guidance Computers:
https://www.ibiblio.org/apollo/assemb​l​y_language_manual.html
 
2020-09-18 2:52:21 PM  
I'll start with English...

Hello world!

10 PRINT "Hello Basic world!"

System.out.println("Hello Java world!");

DISPLAY "Hello COBOL world".

DBMS_OUTPUT.PUT_LINE('Hello PL/SQL world!');

echo "Hello BASH world!"

alert("Hello Javascript world!");

cout << "Hello C++ world!\n";

printf("Hello C world!\n");

writelin('Hello Pascal world!');

echo Hello DOS world!
 
2020-09-18 2:52:32 PM  

dittybopper: treesloth: English, Spanish, Python, some Ruby, bash, awk, R, a smattering or others.

Well, if we're doing that.

English, Morse, SQL, Basic (several different kinds), COBOL, C, C++, bash, awk, ksh, Pascal, RPG, 6809 Assembler, and a smattering of others.

Oh, and I've been learning the assembly language used by the Apollo Guidance Computers:
https://www.ibiblio.org/apollo/assembl​y_language_manual.html


Dammit, forgot that I took two semesters of Russian in college, but have lost most of it by now.
 
2020-09-18 7:04:12 PM  
Dick Valentine - I Don't Speak French
Youtube vXi6UseqRdQ
 
2020-09-18 9:18:02 PM  
Uh, so...  I'm gonna guess that forgetting one of your two languages is not a *good* sign?
 
2020-09-19 12:39:42 AM  
Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
 
2020-09-19 7:42:16 PM  
In a paper published in Neuropsychologia, the researchers conclude that speaking two languages on a regular basis - and having done so all one's life -


yeah thanks, its a little late for that
 
2020-09-19 11:47:18 PM  
Tôi biết nói tiếng việt một chút xíu.  Nhưng mà, tôi không nói nhiều đến năm 1989, vậy tôi quen nhiều.

I know how to speak a little Vietnamese. But I haven't spoken it much since 1989, so I've forgotten a lot.
 
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