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2020-09-18 1:16:55 AM  
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2020-09-18 1:25:40 AM  
The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.
 
2020-09-18 1:44:27 AM  

TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.


He has this look of perpetual confusion, or that he's not sure if he soiled himself. I'm not sure which it is.
 
2020-09-18 1:46:56 AM  

TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.


I dont think I've ever seen another expression on his face (which looks like someone tried to sculpt a ham into human shape)
 
2020-09-18 1:49:35 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

I dont think I've ever seen another expression on his face (which looks like someone tried to sculpt a ham into human shape)


Now THAT's funny. Thanks for the chuckles.
 
2020-09-18 1:54:53 AM  
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2020-09-18 2:08:53 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

I dont think I've ever seen another expression on his face (which looks like someone tried to sculpt a ham into human shape)


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"That's my boy!"
 
2020-09-18 2:14:25 AM  

The Third Man: Natalie Portmanteau: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

I dont think I've ever seen another expression on his face (which looks like someone tried to sculpt a ham into human shape)

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"That's my boy!"


Yep. Carve a sort of lumpen nose shape, a horizontal slit for a slack, open mouth, jam some capers in there for beady little eyes, and slap a bow tie on the bottom.
 
2020-09-18 2:30:21 AM  
People against Tha Socialismz! are usually surprised when they find out that if you just don't call it that, they approve of it.
 
2020-09-18 3:41:04 AM  
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2020-09-18 4:32:39 AM  
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2020-09-18 5:48:13 AM  
"Well, there's no way to spin this, so I guess I gotta roll with it. Man, this guy is so much smarter than I thought I was."
 
2020-09-18 6:11:38 AM  
Wow. What an eloquent speaker. Shame that Tucker will probably get better quickly.
 
2020-09-18 6:26:20 AM  

pxlboy: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

He has this look of perpetual confusion, or that he's not sure if he soiled himself. I'm not sure which it is.


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2020-09-18 6:38:58 AM  
West's books are not read enough and he is not on TV enough.
 
2020-09-18 7:10:15 AM  
In the checkout at the grocery store yesterday, I saw a headline in the National Enquirer hitting Tucker for drug addiction and having a monstrous temper. I wonder with Pecker gone if the Enquirer is no longer Trump's personal gossip rag.
 
2020-09-18 7:22:08 AM  

TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.


It's part of his shtick.
 
2020-09-18 7:23:07 AM  

TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.


Tucker is the human embodiment of the quizzical dog meme.
 
2020-09-18 7:23:19 AM  

TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.


Quite a few on the right see it differently. Can you imagine?
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2020-09-18 7:25:22 AM  

Ambivalence: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

It's part of his shtick.


It's so his followers can see themselves in him. They have resting slack-jawed puzzlement face.
 
2020-09-18 7:25:22 AM  

Hey Nurse!: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

Quite a few on the right see it differently. Can you imagine?
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I can but only because I just listened to Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman"
 
2020-09-18 7:25:31 AM  

FlashHarry: I wonder with Pecker gone if the Enquirer is no longer Trump's personal gossip rag.


When I wonder with pecker I make damn sure Trump is nowhere near my thoughts.
 
2020-09-18 7:27:28 AM  
Boom!😂
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2020-09-18 7:28:21 AM  

TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.


Uhhh, welcome to fark?
 
2020-09-18 7:36:59 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

I dont think I've ever seen another expression on his face (which looks like someone tried to sculpt a ham into human shape)


Why is it only libs are willing to personal insult investigative journalists and give them the respect they and their office deserve?
 
2020-09-18 7:39:09 AM  

snowshovel: Natalie Portmanteau: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

I dont think I've ever seen another expression on his face (which looks like someone tried to sculpt a ham into human shape)

Why is it only libs are willing to personal insult investigative journalists and give them the respect they and their office deserve?


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2020-09-18 7:41:32 AM  

pxlboy: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

He has this look of perpetual confusion, or that he's not sure if he soiled himself. I'm not sure which it is.


Some Farker in here a couple of years ago, described Carlson's apparent default expression as that of being a kid whose having sex explained to him for the first time. For Carlson, it's Groundhog Day, every day, and he's stuck in that first day of 6th grade biology class.
 
2020-09-18 7:44:35 AM  

snowshovel: Natalie Portmanteau: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

I dont think I've ever seen another expression on his face (which looks like someone tried to sculpt a ham into human shape)

Why is it only libs are willing to personal insult investigative journalists and give them the respect they and their office deserve?


Journalists, which Carlson certainly is NOT one of, hold a job, not an office. 

Carlson is a pundit, not a journalist. He reports nothing except his and his Party's line. He is all (uneducated) opinion, not reportage.
 
2020-09-18 7:47:25 AM  

Deathfrogg: snowshovel: Natalie Portmanteau: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

I dont think I've ever seen another expression on his face (which looks like someone tried to sculpt a ham into human shape)

Why is it only libs are willing to personal insult investigative journalists and give them the respect they and their office deserve?

Journalists, which Carlson certainly is NOT one of, hold a job, not an office. 

Carlson is a pundit, not a journalist. He reports nothing except his and his Party's line. He is all (uneducated) opinion, not reportage.


So he's the equivalent of CNN.
 
2020-09-18 7:47:59 AM  
Tucker was making what I call "Fark right winger" face there. It's like an agglomeration of evil and stupid and entirely uncomprehending what's going on it.
 
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2020-09-18 7:48:37 AM  
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Great... bring Floyd into it.
 
2020-09-18 7:51:03 AM  
well sadly he could be one of the 2024 candidate along with Baron pompeo Harkonnen.

it's going to be a tricky 4 years for dems as stopping the momentum downward trump created will be a freaking herculean task. and it's not certain the policies will have started showing effect. Trump will probably Dynamite every government department he can get his tentacles into during the transition period.
 
2020-09-18 7:54:06 AM  

snowshovel: Natalie Portmanteau: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

I dont think I've ever seen another expression on his face (which looks like someone tried to sculpt a ham into human shape)

Why is it only libs are willing to personal insult investigative journalists and give them the respect they and their office deserve?


Were Tucker Carlson an investigative journalist rather than the slobbering sycophant, fear-monger, and concussed spaniel that he is, I would respect his position.
 
2020-09-18 7:54:22 AM  

bluewave69: well sadly he could be one of the 2024 candidate along with Baron pompeo Harkonnen.

it's going to be a tricky 4 years for dems as stopping the momentum downward trump created will be a freaking herculean task. and it's not certain the policies will have started showing effect. Trump will probably Dynamite every government department he can get his tentacles into during the transition period.


Right, because he totally hasn't been doing that for four years already
 
2020-09-18 7:55:11 AM  
*sigh* This interview was conducted in 2018. This clip is not new. Tucker Carlson has learned nothing and continues to be a shill for racism and hate. Stop posting nonsense that makes it look like Carlson is not a mouthpiece for racism.
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2020-09-18 7:55:33 AM  
A contest is born: Without looking back, which Tucker below is the video still in the Boobies (hereinabove)?

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2020-09-18 7:56:17 AM  

pxlboy: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

He has this look of perpetual confusion, or that he's not sure if he soiled himself. I'm not sure which it is.


He reminds me of Matt Dillon listening to Bridget Fonda in Singles, only way less human.
 
2020-09-18 7:58:32 AM  

snowshovel: Natalie Portmanteau: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

I dont think I've ever seen another expression on his face (which looks like someone tried to sculpt a ham into human shape)

Why is it only libs are willing to personal insult investigative journalists and give them the respect they and their office deserve?


He is not a journalist. He is an actor being paid to entertain people. What you are actually referring to is Trump mocking a disabled reporter. Here let me remind you of that.
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2020-09-18 7:58:39 AM  

Deep Contact: So he's the equivalent of CNN.


*This is what MAGAts actually believe.
 
2020-09-18 7:59:42 AM  
Monumental lapse of reason.
 
2020-09-18 8:00:20 AM  
I could feel a big "but" coming right when the clip stopped.
 
2020-09-18 8:00:24 AM  

FlashHarry: Deep Contact: So he's the equivalent of CNN.

*This is what MAGAts actually believe.


The people who watch 8-10 hours of television every single day who think that they're being educated.
 
2020-09-18 8:02:52 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

I dont think I've ever seen another expression on his face (which looks like someone tried to sculpt a ham into human shape)


Some people have resting biatch face. He has resting coma patient face.
 
2020-09-18 8:05:44 AM  

snowshovel: Natalie Portmanteau: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

I dont think I've ever seen another expression on his face (which looks like someone tried to sculpt a ham into human shape)

Why is it only libs are willing to personal insult investigative journalists and give them the respect they and their office deserve?


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2020-09-18 8:10:34 AM  
"Fairness for ordinary people, middle class people"

Not the poors. White middle class which Drumpf is going to protect from the invading poors.
 
2020-09-18 8:11:59 AM  
DO NOT! Be fooled by Tucker Carlsons lapses of reason. He is currently being looked at as a potential option for President in 2024 by the GOP.

I cannot think of a worse option. Just as bad and if not worse than Trump.
 
2020-09-18 8:12:37 AM  

pxlboy: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

He has this look of perpetual confusion, or that he's not sure if he soiled himself. I'm not sure which it is.


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2020-09-18 8:13:28 AM  

hubiestubert: "Well, there's no way to spin this, so I guess I gotta roll with it. Man, this guy is so much smarter than I thought I was."


Speaking of smarts, you and the other guy who said this and the ppl smarting these comments, I mean you are smart enough to hear that BUT about to come out at the end right?

And following the but I'm sure was something along the lines of: socialism always promises Utopia and ends up like Venezuela.
 
2020-09-18 8:17:49 AM  
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2020-09-18 8:22:00 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: TwowheelinTim: The slack-jawed look of puzzlement on his face tells the entire story about this puddle of wet, runny canine excrement. How the hell anybody can take him seriously is beyond my comprehension.

I dont think I've ever seen another expression on his face


It's not called Resting Carlson Face for nothing.
 
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