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(Twitter)   How to swear in 15 different damn languages, brought to you by motherf**cking Samuel L Jackson   ( divider line
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2020-09-17 10:48:38 PM  
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2020-09-18 1:38:39 AM  
That is some lame ass Swahili swearing. "Unatiwa" = You are having it put in.
How about "Mkundu wako umepasukwa na mboo" or "Kuma la mamako bichi linatoka utoku" or hell, just the classic "Katombwe!".
2020-09-18 4:40:11 AM  
I don't speak much other than english but I do find that "[regional polite greeting], motherfarker" seems to be universally understood.
2020-09-18 4:54:44 AM  
I'm pretty sure he butchered the pronunciation of most of those, given that they all seemed to be delivered in a heavily Asian-accented style (even the Jamaican patois), but good on him for trying.

Samuel Jackson is a gotdam national treasure. And he makes a fine motherfarking beer, too:
Chappelle's Show | Samuel Jackson Beer
Youtube k2WBaA_PJzE
2020-09-18 4:55:54 AM  
The above video is NSFW (obvious tag)
2020-09-18 9:21:54 AM  
ёб твою мать!

/learned that from dashcam videos on YouTube
2020-09-18 9:26:52 AM  
Cool dude flipping bad guys off in 48 different languages!
Youtube nwLODyiSzjs
2020-09-18 9:59:40 AM  
Shoot, I learned how to do that when I worked for the circus! Cones in handy sometimes too...
2020-09-18 10:58:30 AM  
I love French wine, like I love the French language. I have sampled every language, French is my favorite. Fantastic language. Especially to curse with. Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère. It's like wiping your arse with silk. I love it.
2020-09-18 2:49:22 PM  
Favorite swear in another language I've heard is that inFarsi, instead of saying 'talk to the hand' they say talk to the d!ck'
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