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(Yahoo)   We aren't shy, we just know the unpredictable RWRNJ neighbor with the 12 Trump lawn signs, the faded sickle and hammer Obama sticker on his pickup, and the Confederate flag rug in his entryway might lose it when his Orange Jim Jones loses   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2020-09-18 3:19:10 AM  
Might?  They're already shooting people and the election is still six weeks away.
 
2020-09-18 3:21:04 AM  

Flappyhead: Might?  They're already shooting people and the election is still six weeks away.


And that's the moderate ones.
 
2020-09-18 3:24:47 AM  
The idea of the shy Trump voter is hilarious.

Yeah, Trumpers are about as shy as a rocket propelled chainsaw.
 
2020-09-18 3:25:05 AM  
Sad and Obvious tags in hiding.
 
2020-09-18 3:25:21 AM  
It's interesting when they threaten to shoot you and leave their personal information visible, especially the lawyers.
 
2020-09-18 3:26:23 AM  
Mine has been driving around the neighborhood with his "don't tread on me" flag in the back of his pick up truck.
 
2020-09-18 3:30:56 AM  
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2020-09-18 3:31:31 AM  

erik-k: The idea of the shy Trump voter is hilarious. Yeah, Trumpers are about as shy as a rocket propelled chainsaw.


There actually are a segment of Trump supporters who are not outspoken about, don't go to rallies and are kind of embarrassed about it. But they still support the Chaos Goblin because they signed a contract in blood with the elephant and will spontaneously combust if they ever vote for a Democrat
/my aunt is one
 
2020-09-18 3:31:58 AM  

erik-k: The idea of the shy Trump voter is hilarious.

Yeah, Trumpers are about as shy as a rocket propelled chainsaw.


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THIS GUY GETS IT
 
2020-09-18 3:36:59 AM  

erik-k: The idea of the shy Trump voter is hilarious.

Yeah, Trumpers are about as shy as a rocket propelled chainsaw.


Nope.
I have some family members who "totally didnt vote for the guy but totally understand why people did."
Also
They "don't talk about politics because both sides are bad."

But yeah they totally voted for Trump and will do it again.
 
2020-09-18 3:43:18 AM  
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/we need to edit this clip to slap Biden's name on it
 
2020-09-18 3:44:55 AM  
At some point - I predict 2 weeks before election day - Trump will explicitly order his cultists to start shooting all the democrats they see.

He'll also pardon this guy and make him a duke or something.

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2020-09-18 3:49:16 AM  

The Perineum Falcon: [i.imgur.com image 850x469]


Please.  Tom often showed considerable intelligence and, aside from the cat-and-mouse rivalry, could demonstrate sympathy for Jerry.  Putting that hat on him is an insult.
 
2020-09-18 3:50:16 AM  

berylman: erik-k: The idea of the shy Trump voter is hilarious. Yeah, Trumpers are about as shy as a rocket propelled chainsaw.

There actually are a segment of Trump supporters who are not outspoken about, don't go to rallies and are kind of embarrassed about it. But they still support the Chaos Goblin because they signed a contract in blood with the elephant and will spontaneously combust if they ever vote for a Democrat
/my aunt is one


Both of my parents are like that. Except my mom may as well put on a clan hood the way she talks these days. I'd blame Fox news, but they were always like this.

It's also why I rarely visit or call.
 
2020-09-18 3:54:11 AM  
I didn't read the article, but I laughed at the headline's conjuring of a mythical creature -- that poor sweet child-dragon that voted (twice!) for Obama & then voted for Trump (with a steam of disdain puffing-out its mouth while mumbling something about Hillary).

This same creature is now all-growed-up! Its scales hardened, & despite the last four years of buffoonery & mockery, this little dragon is going to huff & puff: "by god, I wasn't wrong! Imma double-down and you'll see next time"

Meanwhile the world moves on, and the angry little dragon grows more & more frustrated.

"Debate me!" he furiously says to the crowds passing him by.

"Laissez-faire" is the only way! *pelted by snickering economists*

"AYN RAND" said the exasperated little dragon, as it stood on its street-corner with the world passing it by, and the camera panning out on its poor, pathetic, sad little dragon ass.
 
2020-09-18 3:56:20 AM  
New data from the latest Yahoo News/YouGov poll suggests that "shy" Biden voters may now be more plentiful than shy Trump voters.

That's the entirety of the "article", so I saved you a click.  Whoever submitted this should be tarred and feathered.
 
2020-09-18 3:57:16 AM  
A true Trumper wouldn't keep his Confederate flag on the floor where people can step on it, he'd be flying it proudly.  The flag on the floor would be the United States flag.
 
2020-09-18 3:58:16 AM  
At least the Klan were intelligent enough to cover their faces.
 
2020-09-18 3:58:36 AM  
The Trump voters came out of the woodwork when the crazy and racist feel from the GOP was turned from 1 to 11. They came out to counter a black man being POTUS and there to stop a woman from being the next one. Throw in a leader for the Tea Party, Putin putting a finger on the scales, and the previous conservative caucus and you get the MAGAs and Trump. The election of Trump was a vote against progress and the delusion need to regress society back to the 50's, but this time without sharing any of the nation's wealth with the middle class.

\1850's for many of them
 
2020-09-18 4:01:13 AM  
This is literally why I don't have a Biden sign. At least half of my neighbors are Trumper Thumpers who can't go fifteen minutes without spouting praises to their tangerine overlord, regardless of the topic.

I would very much prefer to not have a target on me if Trump fails to steal the election.
 
2020-09-18 4:03:45 AM  

fusillade762: New data from the latest Yahoo News/YouGov poll suggests that "shy" Biden voters may now be more plentiful than shy Trump voters.

That's the entirety of the "article", so I saved you a click.  Whoever submitted this should be tarred and feathered.


Still better than some of the Twitter links and every Podcast link
 
2020-09-18 4:04:56 AM  

Wily Wombat: This is literally why I don't have a Biden sign. At least half of my neighbors are Trumper Thumpers who can't go fifteen minutes without spouting praises to their tangerine overlord, regardless of the topic.

I would very much prefer to not have a target on me if Trump fails to steal the election.


I live in an area where I see more Confederate flags than Biden signs.  That's not gonna stop me from voting for Biden but, my vote really won't matter in my state.
 
2020-09-18 4:07:11 AM  

AquaTatanka: Wily Wombat: This is literally why I don't have a Biden sign. At least half of my neighbors are Trumper Thumpers who can't go fifteen minutes without spouting praises to their tangerine overlord, regardless of the topic.

I would very much prefer to not have a target on me if Trump fails to steal the election.

I live in an area where I see more Confederate flags than Biden signs.  That's not gonna stop me from voting for Biden but, my vote really won't matter in my state.


I'm in AZ, so for the first time in my life, my vote may actually matter.
 
2020-09-18 4:07:38 AM  

Wily Wombat: This is literally why I don't have a Biden sign. At least half of my neighbors are Trumper Thumpers who can't go fifteen minutes without spouting praises to their tangerine overlord, regardless of the topic.

I would very much prefer to not have a target on me if Trump fails to steal the election.


If I were still in my hometown, I'd have a Trump sign in the front just in case.
 
2020-09-18 4:08:29 AM  
There people out there are all trumpy and have guns.
 
2020-09-18 4:11:53 AM  
Any Biden/Harris supporter that feels threatened can contact me. I'll be happy to show up and remind their racist fark chimp neighbors that the 2nd applies to brown folk too.
 
2020-09-18 4:13:16 AM  
Also if you're too pussy to put a sign out because you're afraid of Your neighbors you're a racist biatch and should shut the fark up.
 
2020-09-18 4:15:57 AM  
I'm in the Libby-lib NE and there's no political signs out at all in my neighborhood. Then again everyone around here are working stiffs who likely Yankee their politics into whispers. Maybe a few Trump supporters but who knows?
 
2020-09-18 4:17:28 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I'm in the Libby-lib NE and there's no political signs out at all in my neighborhood. Then again everyone around here are working stiffs who likely Yankee their politics into whispers. Maybe a few Trump supporters but who knows?


They vote Trump. They just don't wAnt to admit it.
 
2020-09-18 4:23:09 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I'm in the Libby-lib NE and there's no political signs out at all in my neighborhood. Then again everyone around here are working stiffs who likely Yankee their politics into whispers. Maybe a few Trump supporters but who knows?


I was very surprised how red my part of liberal/socialist Vermont is.

/Doesn't matter if you're red or blue in VT... everyone has guns.
 
2020-09-18 4:25:50 AM  
I do believe that there are people that live in Trumplandia, that may have voted for Trump in 2016, that will go to the polls and not be able to vote for him again. I'm not saying they'll vote for Biden, but they'll leave the top of the ticket blank. They'll go home and say they voted Trump. They'll be in the closet forever.
This might help Biden get elected, but it might make the results even harder to believe for the Trumpers. Exit polls, anecdotal confirmation that everyone they know voted for Trump, etc.
 
2020-09-18 4:27:45 AM  

FlyinS: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I'm in the Libby-lib NE and there's no political signs out at all in my neighborhood. Then again everyone around here are working stiffs who likely Yankee their politics into whispers. Maybe a few Trump supporters but who knows?

They vote Trump. They just don't wAnt to admit it.


I guess like me they think signs are stupid.  They don't change minds.  I won't put signs on my lawn. You can't see my house from the street anyway.
 
2020-09-18 4:30:54 AM  

FlyinS: Also if you're too pussy to put a sign out because you're afraid of Your neighbors you're a racist biatch and should shut the fark up.


You might want to rethink your position.
 
2020-09-18 4:31:26 AM  

Zaphod42: I do believe that there are people that live in Trumplandia, that may have voted for Trump in 2016, that will go to the polls and not be able to vote for him again. I'm not saying they'll vote for Biden, but they'll leave the top of the ticket blank. They'll go home and say they voted Trump. They'll be in the closet forever.
This might help Biden get elected, but it might make the results even harder to believe for the Trumpers. Exit polls, anecdotal confirmation that everyone they know voted for Trump, etc.


They won't believe the results, no matter what.  Most of them are convinced Clinton only won California because of 3+ million illegitimate votes for her there.  It doesn't matter that no matter how you look at that it makes zero sense.  They've decided he won even biglier than the deep state blah blah blah is letting them see.  He'll have won, bigly, no matter what the results are.  Many of them are willing to get their children killed in what comes of a failed state if that's what it takes to feel better about their stupid decisions.
 
2020-09-18 4:37:08 AM  

Medic Zero: FlyinS: Also if you're too pussy to put a sign out because you're afraid of Your neighbors you're a racist biatch and should shut the fark up.

You might want to rethink your position.


Someone never had neighbors.

Leave them in bliss.
 
2020-09-18 4:37:30 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: At some point - I predict 2 weeks before election day - Trump will explicitly order his cultists to start shooting all the democrats they see.

He'll also pardon this guy and make him a duke or something.

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I watched Hotel Rwanda today, free on YouTube.   It shows something like this that killed nearly a million people in.... 6 weeks?
Tears all the way thru.

/Should be required watching for militia guys
//this is what civil war looks like motherfarkers
///assholes
 
2020-09-18 4:37:56 AM  

Corvus: Mine has been driving around the neighborhood with his "don't tread on me" flag in the back of his pick up truck.


Need to tape a printout to the tailgate:

"No Step On Snek!"
 
2020-09-18 4:39:14 AM  

fusillade762: New data from the latest Yahoo News/YouGov poll suggests that "shy" Biden voters may now be more plentiful than shy Trump voters.

That's the entirety of the "article", so I saved you a click.  Whoever submitted this should be tarred and feathered.


Why...why would you click on TFA?
 
2020-09-18 4:39:52 AM  
If they drank the koolaid and farked off to their imaginary heaven if their jim jones loses, humanity would be better off
 
2020-09-18 4:47:39 AM  

whatisaidwas: fusillade762: New data from the latest Yahoo News/YouGov poll suggests that "shy" Biden voters may now be more plentiful than shy Trump voters.

That's the entirety of the "article", so I saved you a click.  Whoever submitted this should be tarred and feathered.

Why...why would you click on TFA?


Newbie?
 
2020-09-18 5:11:49 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: FlyinS: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: I'm in the Libby-lib NE and there's no political signs out at all in my neighborhood. Then again everyone around here are working stiffs who likely Yankee their politics into whispers. Maybe a few Trump supporters but who knows?

They vote Trump. They just don't wAnt to admit it.

I guess like me they think signs are stupid.  They don't change minds.  I won't put signs on my lawn. You can't see my house from the street anyway.


A sizable portion of Republicans are that way, because they picked their party the same way they picked the football team they cheer on.  Because the Republicans always seem to win and because everyone else seems to be a Republican.

They then confirm this bias by listening to talk radio the same as they listen to local sports radio that talks up the local team.

Same goes for Foxnews.  It is no accident that nearly everyone in right wing media started off in sports media.  Rush Limbaugh only started doing political radio because his dumbass kept getting him fired from sports, if I recall correctly.

We start winning, we start putting yard signs everywhere to show them how popular our side is, a big chunk of Republicans will shut the fark up.  Some will even abandon their current set of beliefs and defect.

The right knows this, which is why they always push the crazies that want to murder the left to the front of the room.  So you will not put up that yard sign.
 
2020-09-18 5:12:20 AM  

erik-k: The idea of the shy Trump voter is hilarious.

Yeah, Trumpers are about as shy as a rocket propelled chainsaw.


I think there's a lot of wealthy to very wealthy people who express horror at Trump, who talk about how we need a return to normalcy - who will go for Trump in the privacy of the voting booth.
 
2020-09-18 5:13:36 AM  

FlyinS: Any Biden/Harris supporter that feels threatened can contact me. I'll be happy to show up and remind their racist fark chimp neighbors that the 2nd applies to brown folk too.


Just because chimpanzees have pink skin doesn't justify racist labelling like that
 
2020-09-18 5:20:30 AM  
I've seen very few Biden signs in my neighborhood, but have seen quite a few similar to this. Gives me hope.

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2020-09-18 5:23:28 AM  
This election is going to be a landslide.  They will cry and scream and demand recounts.  It will take time, but they will calm down.  Once they get used to free healthcare and see that we will only tax the rich more, they will quiet down.  It will be awkward for a month or two after we take the guns, but most will adapt to that as well. Demographic changes will ensure that they are never in power again.
 
2020-09-18 5:27:03 AM  

berylman: erik-k: The idea of the shy Trump voter is hilarious. Yeah, Trumpers are about as shy as a rocket propelled chainsaw.

There actually are a segment of Trump supporters who are not outspoken about, don't go to rallies and are kind of embarrassed about it. But they still support the Chaos Goblin because they signed a contract in blood with the elephant and will spontaneously combust if they ever vote for a Democrat
/my aunt is one


My boss is one. Says he is abstaining this year because he can't vote for Biden but nor can he vote for trump.

Ok I guess.
 
2020-09-18 5:30:32 AM  

MegaLib: This election is going to be a landslide.  They will cry and scream and demand recounts.  It will take time, but they will calm down.  Once they get used to free healthcare and see that we will only tax the rich more, they will quiet down.  It will be awkward for a month or two after we take the guns, but most will adapt to that as well. Demographic changes will ensure that they are never in power again.


Hey guys, I found the tell.
 
2020-09-18 5:35:05 AM  

educated: berylman: erik-k: The idea of the shy Trump voter is hilarious. Yeah, Trumpers are about as shy as a rocket propelled chainsaw.

There actually are a segment of Trump supporters who are not outspoken about, don't go to rallies and are kind of embarrassed about it. But they still support the Chaos Goblin because they signed a contract in blood with the elephant and will spontaneously combust if they ever vote for a Democrat
/my aunt is one

My boss is one. Says he is abstaining this year because he can't vote for Biden but nor can he vote for trump.

Ok I guess.


Your boss is a douche.

People who voted for Trump in 2016 have a moral obligation to fix this shiat. Take your medicine, motherfarkers.

Yeah, I know they won't.
 
2020-09-18 5:37:14 AM  

feltrider: erik-k: The idea of the shy Trump voter is hilarious.

Yeah, Trumpers are about as shy as a rocket propelled chainsaw.

I think there's a lot of wealthy to very wealthy people who express horror at Trump, who talk about how we need a return to normalcy - who will go for Trump in the privacy of the voting booth.


This

These farkers vote and they will sit back and shrug while Trump kills you.

Vote for Biden if you want America to live.
 
2020-09-18 5:47:36 AM  

thealgorerhythm: feltrider: erik-k: The idea of the shy Trump voter is hilarious.

Yeah, Trumpers are about as shy as a rocket propelled chainsaw.

I think there's a lot of wealthy to very wealthy people who express horror at Trump, who talk about how we need a return to normalcy - who will go for Trump in the privacy of the voting booth.

This

These farkers vote and they will sit back and shrug while Trump kills you.

Vote for Biden if you want America to live.


Hell that can be abbreviated even further.  Even if you don't give a rat fark about America or anything else but yourself.

"Vote Biden if you want to live."

/not a threat
//a statement of what's liable to happen if Trump wins
///to all of us, from racist shiatstain change-haters clear across to the too liberal for Bernie crowd
 
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