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(Fark)   Welcome Fark Artists to Fartist Friday. Our contest theme: Celebrate Talk Like A Pirate Day this weekend by creating something pirate-themed like a haiku in pirate-speak, pirate treasure maps, dress up like a pirate, etc, ye scurvy peglegs yarrrr   (fark.com) divider line
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2020-09-18 12:50:14 PM  
12 votes:
Calliope Burbage
Failed as an opera singer
(Terror on the high Cs)
 
2020-09-18 12:24:42 PM  
11 votes:
A pirate cannot
Buy sex toys from zombies. Why?
Dead men sell no tails.
 
2020-09-20 10:07:35 AM  
9 votes:
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Actually, I'm in the middle of sculpting some pirates right now, lol.
 
2020-09-18 4:52:56 PM  
9 votes:
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My wifes flag! She'll keelhaul me for this!
 
2020-09-18 1:27:14 PM  
9 votes:
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2020-09-18 6:08:10 PM  
8 votes:
chieromancer:

Remember, Pirates,
It's pillage first, then burn, arrgh.
Not like last time, idjits.


Failed to make vote-able when I posted.
I need the ego gratification.
 
2020-09-20 12:25:23 AM  
7 votes:
Ahoy, me hearties!
How much do pirates pay for
corn? A buccaneer!

Calliope Burbage
Failed as an opera singer
(Terror on the high Cs)

Shiver me timbers
This be a pirate haiku
Yo Ho Ho matey

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All these trinkets be looking familiar, do they not? That's because unlike all ye playacting landlubbers, I've brought real pirate goods. Everything here be stolen!
 
2020-09-18 4:42:15 PM  
7 votes:
Steering wheel on belt
Yaaar matey, what's it there for?
It's driving' me nuts!
 
2020-09-19 11:56:17 PM  
5 votes:
Only men at sea
Shiver me timber, matey
and I'll shiver yours
 
2020-09-19 11:49:00 PM  
5 votes:
To acquiesce to
Your request is something I'm
Not inclined to do
 
2020-09-18 12:40:48 PM  
5 votes:
Not exactly so
Mores, like guidelines then
not parameters
 
2020-09-19 8:06:30 AM  
4 votes:

chieromancer: Remember, Pirates,
It's pillage first, then burn, arrgh.
Not like last time, idjits.


Uh, aye aye, Captain!
First we arrgh, then pillage, right?
Just like the last time!
 
2020-09-20 2:26:36 PM  
3 votes:
It's a sloop not a barque
I'm a privateer
I have a Letter of Marque
 
2020-09-20 1:51:50 AM  
3 votes:
Ye may think it "I"
And they never tire of "R"
But "C" is loved most

/based on my favorite pirate joke: What's a pirates favorite letter?
 
2020-09-18 4:40:05 PM  
3 votes:
Shiver me timbers
This be a pirate haiku
Yo Ho Ho matey
 
2020-09-19 2:34:22 PM  
2 votes:
Hurricane Beto
Wandrin' aimlessly north, Arrh
Shiver me timbers
 
2020-09-18 12:36:19 PM  
2 votes:
Misz Purity; wench
Shivers, by  the Gar's Notions
Long John  her Timbers
 
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