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    More: Dumbass, Jerry Falwell, Liberty University, Jerry Falwell, Jr., Jerry Falwell Jr., Jonathan Falwell, Lynchburg, Virginia, president of Liberty University, Thomas Road Baptist Church  
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2020-09-18 8:20:11 AM  

Dallymo: TwowheelinTim: thorpe: optikeye: That stupid women shouldn't have called the police.

/sarcasm.

If you clean her pool she'll bang you.

FTFY

Let's cut to the chase: She'll bang you.


I mean, tbf, she's married to THAT guy so you can't really blame sis for wanting to get it elsewhere.
 
2020-09-18 8:23:12 AM  

d23: Warrior Kermit: PR stunt?  turn Falwell into a drunk, claim it is a disease that with the help of God he will overcome and in a couple years of being sober, come back with his own TV show fleecing the Jim Baker flock for millions

Well, the truth is that The Left™ put that alcohol in his home.  Moreover they put it in a spot where he could see it.  It is obviously the fault of The Left.


I don't remember...  are we also blaming The Jews?
 
2020-09-18 8:27:12 AM  

Dallymo: TwowheelinTim: thorpe: optikeye: That stupid women shouldn't have called the police.

/sarcasm.

If you clean her pool she'll bang you.

FTFY

Let's cut to the chase: She'll bang you.


There's a line, though. Better bring a chair. And some snacks.
 
2020-09-18 8:33:27 AM  

TwowheelinTim: thorpe: optikeye: That stupid women shouldn't have called the police.

/sarcasm.

If you clean her pool she'll bang you.

FTFY


Redundant.

From the Urban Dictionary:

Clean her PoolTo have sex with-

Comes from the male pornstar Mandingo, who cleans pools of busty blond chicks who live in giant houses, yet seemingly never have any cash to pay Mandingo for his services. However, he does accept having sex with them as payment.I would totally clean her pool.

You know Steve? I cleaned his sister's pool last night.
 
2020-09-18 8:37:32 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She (Becki) described being at church around 11 p.m...

No one is at church around 11 p.m.
She was out with her new side piece.


Right in the Rectory.
 
2020-09-18 8:38:29 AM  
Here's my theory.  The Falwell's were drinking vodka with some eastern European businessmen who were upset that the pair squandered all the resources they were given for a big important investment that is coming up in November.

Jerry then fell down the stairs a bunch of times during the conversation.
 
2020-09-18 8:42:43 AM  
Once again alcohol tears it's ugly head.
 
2020-09-18 8:43:36 AM  
Rears.  Not tears.  Damn fat thumb of mine
 
2020-09-18 8:49:16 AM  
if we can't trust in our pay-for-pray millionaire scion Bible-thumpers, who can we trust?
 
2020-09-18 8:50:44 AM  
Not going to go into great detail on how I know this, but those injuries obviously didn't come from a fall down the stairs.

Bending over to pick up a bottle that still has  some drink in it and planting face first in a garbage bin.....that's how you get the injuries described
 
2020-09-18 8:51:58 AM  

Fear the Clam: Dallymo: TwowheelinTim: thorpe: optikeye: That stupid women shouldn't have called the police.

/sarcasm.

If you clean her pool she'll bang you.

FTFY

Let's cut to the chase: She'll bang you.

There's a line, though. Better bring a chair. And some snacks a whip.


FTFAspiring cougar trainers.
 
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2020-09-18 8:56:02 AM  
In the early 90's I was at a very crowded dance club and almost stepped on this young woman crawling on the floor looking for a lost earring.  I helped her find it, then helped her to her feet.  She seemed very drunk although it was kind of early in the evening.  She then introduced herself, told me she was under age (apparently had a fake ID to get in the club) and said she was on Spring Break from her university that her uncle founded.  Yes, THAT university.  I'm guessing they may be a family of "heavy drinkers"
 
2020-09-18 9:10:16 AM  
Cohen was a very effective consigliere, so I'm sure the pictures are buried, but I wouldn't mind seeing some of Becky Falwell.
 
2020-09-18 9:18:01 AM  
He's going to blame all his actions on the evil alcohol and ask then for forgiveness.
 
2020-09-18 9:20:16 AM  
So she's at church at 11 pm. And doesn't have keys to get own house.
 
2020-09-18 9:21:31 AM  

50th: Cohen was a very effective consigliere, so I'm sure the pictures are buried, but I wouldn't mind seeing some of Becky Falwell.


The way things are going she's probably going to be up on myfans by the end of the year.
 
2020-09-18 9:35:01 AM  

Al Tsheimers: orneryredguy: She doesn't have keys to her own house, so she had to break in?  Presumably she had to drive back from the church, so she had keys, just not the one to her own front door.

17 minutes too late. We were thinking the same thing.


I suppose it doesn't have to be airtight, just semi-plausible.
 
2020-09-18 9:54:38 AM  
Hmmm. A religious figure turning out to be a complete hypocrite and asshole. Whodathunkit!
 
2020-09-18 10:07:27 AM  
That black water is potent stuff, lemme tellya

For a prop, it clearly didn't prop him up very well
 
2020-09-18 10:14:16 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She (Becki) described being at church around 11 p.m...

No one is at church around 11 p.m.
She was out with her new side piece.


Not true at all. I remember the baptist or whatever faith it is rocking out at around that time. It is one of those "black" churches that are all about singing really loud and sounds like a rocking party. They really get into it...
 
2020-09-18 10:15:50 AM  

IamTomJoad: Not going to go into great detail on how I know this, but those injuries obviously didn't come from a fall down the stairs.

Bending over to pick up a bottle that still has  some drink in it and planting face first in a garbage bin.....that's how you get the injuries described


So just like the article says.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.
 
2020-09-18 10:28:14 AM  

Unikitty: IamTomJoad: Not going to go into great detail on how I know this, but those injuries obviously didn't come from a fall down the stairs.

Bending over to pick up a bottle that still has  some drink in it and planting face first in a garbage bin.....that's how you get the injuries described

So just like the article says.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.


"She described being at church around 11 p.m. and receiving a call from her husband, who said he was bleeding after a fall down the stairs.

Claiming you "fell down the stairs" and hit your head on a trash can and losing a gravity war by falling face first into a trash can are wildly different events.

One is you trying to pretend it was an accident.....the other is just being purely wasted.
 
2020-09-18 11:06:54 AM  
Old news is so exciting?
 
2020-09-18 11:18:44 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She (Becki) described being at church around 11 p.m...

No one is at church around 11 p.m.
She was out with her new side piece.


I grew up in a Southern Baptist household. There are people who will be at church that late at night.

Not saying that's the case here, but it happens. Those fundies love their lock-ins in the gymnasium
 
2020-09-18 11:39:44 AM  
I love watching hypocrites fall. And if it is a sin, I shall sit in purgatory for a long time because of it.
 
2020-09-18 11:41:58 AM  

mcmnky: So she's at church at 11 pm. And doesn't have keys to get own house.


Hubby calls her for help. She rushes right home, arriving 3-1/2 hours later. Without her keys.
 
2020-09-18 11:43:41 AM  

CheatCommando: jimjays: Warrior Kermit: PR stunt?  turn Falwell into a drunk, claim it is a disease that with the help of God he will overcome and in a couple years of being sober, come back with his own TV show fleecing the Jim Baker flock for millions

I could see that. And his drinking would be better to fess up to than that his wife beat the mess out him.

Dude, it's much better to sit in the pond and listen to the wise sayings of the catfish. The koi are lightweights.


Kate still down there with him? Black Jack is always wondering.
 
2020-09-18 11:46:48 AM  

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2020-09-18 11:48:27 AM  

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I'm not gonna kink shame. That aspect is the least troubling part of this story.
 
2020-09-18 11:49:38 AM  

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I'm not gonna kink shame. That aspect is the least troubling part of this story.


This isn't kink shaming. This is 100% hypocrite shaming. 

fark that cuck.
 
2020-09-18 1:33:53 PM  
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