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(CNN)   A pastor in Idaho called himself a "no-masker" during a service and repeatedly questioned the veracity of coronavirus case reporting. You know what happened next   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-09-17 8:45:10 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2020-09-17 8:53:40 PM  
Virgin birth, tots the truth.

Masks prevent COVID-19?  Skeptical Squirrel.
 
2020-09-17 9:06:19 PM  
He solicited a cop in a rest area off I-90?
 
2020-09-17 9:07:57 PM  
Wait, he's in the ICU?  What little faith you have, pastor
 
2020-09-17 9:11:13 PM  
Well... bye
 
2020-09-17 9:23:04 PM  
Ventilators are acceptable, just no masks.
 
2020-09-17 9:34:27 PM  
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2020-09-17 9:37:13 PM  
I feel like these assholes should be treated like the people that stay home during a hurricane. At some point, the officials say "If you've stayed behind, we cannot help you until the storm has cleared."

Don't offer help to the assholes until the virus has cleared.
 
2020-09-17 9:55:38 PM  
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2020-09-17 9:56:09 PM  
ICU...good, it's no fun when they die.  It's better that they have a long hospital stay preferably get stuck on a vent and hopefully have long term damage and never fully recover.
 
2020-09-17 9:59:09 PM  
I hear Idaho has a lot of potatoes..
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2020-09-17 10:13:05 PM  
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2020-09-17 10:21:31 PM  
God will take care of him.

I mean, God sent him masks, and scientists, and a pandemic response team under the CDC stationed in China specifically designed to nip this sort of thing in the hud, along with a national response team that has repeatedly warned against large indoor gatherings.

But in addition to all that, magical sky wizard will wave his noodly appendage and make the virus go away because Jesus and America and anti abortion and guns and evil liberals.

I'm farking exhausted.
 
2020-09-17 10:25:32 PM  
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2020-09-17 10:31:49 PM  
And God said, "You're wrong, farkhead."
 
2020-09-17 10:40:09 PM  
"Van Noy said while he doesn't mind if other people wear masks, he didn't "want to be told" he needed to wear a mask."

You don't want to be told? Are you f*cking 8 years old? I don't like being told that I can't strangle you but I follow the rules of polite society.
 
2020-09-17 10:59:10 PM  
A biological terrorist dies of the disease he spread. Yeah, I do hope he dies. Fark these people.
 
2020-09-17 11:22:54 PM  
maN, The aMOunt oF frOThINg aT THe MoUtH HatRed ThAT THe leFT SpeWS IN a DaILy bASIS Is DoWnrIghT ScaRY.
it USed To BE WE cOuLd JUST dISAGrEe with PeopLE PoliTICAlLy.  not anYMORE.  nOw (THE LefT EspeciALLy) MakES iT PerSoNAl.
dIsAgReE wITH my poliTICS?  i'll CritIcIzE, YoUR lOoKs, yOuR iNTelLIgence, even yOUR veRY huMaNiTy (CREatED in a lab).  THIS is EXacTlY HoW YOU END UP WIth gEnocIDEs anD HOLOcaUsts:DEMOnIzINg AnD dEHumaNizINg ppl. sTop NORmaLIzinG it.  STOp thiNKiNG It's oK.
 
2020-09-17 11:25:45 PM  

DoctorCal: maN, The aMOunt oF frOThINg aT THe MoUtH HatRed ThAT THe leFT SpeWS IN a DaILy bASIS Is DoWnrIghT ScaRY.
it USed To BE WE cOuLd JUST dISAGrEe with PeopLE PoliTICAlLy.  not anYMORE.  nOw (THE LefT EspeciALLy) MakES iT PerSoNAl.
dIsAgReE wITH my poliTICS?  i'll CritIcIzE, YoUR lOoKs, yOuR iNTelLIgence, even yOUR veRY huMaNiTy (CREatED in a lab).  THIS is EXacTlY HoW YOU END UP WIth gEnocIDEs anD HOLOcaUsts:DEMOnIzINg AnD dEHumaNizINg ppl. sTop NORmaLIzinG it.  STOp thiNKiNG It's oK.


I didn't know you could convey having a stroke on a message board.
 
2020-09-17 11:28:16 PM  
"It's in God hands now."
 
2020-09-17 11:41:57 PM  

Mugato: DoctorCal: maN, The aMOunt oF frOThINg aT THe MoUtH HatRed ThAT THe leFT SpeWS IN a DaILy bASIS Is DoWnrIghT ScaRY.
it USed To BE WE cOuLd JUST dISAGrEe with PeopLE PoliTICAlLy.  not anYMORE.  nOw (THE LefT EspeciALLy) MakES iT PerSoNAl.
dIsAgReE wITH my poliTICS?  i'll CritIcIzE, YoUR lOoKs, yOuR iNTelLIgence, even yOUR veRY huMaNiTy (CREatED in a lab).  THIS is EXacTlY HoW YOU END UP WIth gEnocIDEs anD HOLOcaUsts:DEMOnIzINg AnD dEHumaNizINg ppl. sTop NORmaLIzinG it.  STOp thiNKiNG It's oK.

I didn't know you could convey having a stroke on a message board.


Grizzlybob Pouchpants
 
2020-09-17 11:43:49 PM  

corq: "It's in God hands now."


I suggest God wear gloves.
 
2020-09-18 12:22:27 AM  
I hope Paul Van Noy dies, and painfully. He has likely caused one or more deaths directly, and did so using lies.

Actual Christianity (a theoretical construct) literally requires that he take care of his flock. Bullshiat Christianity-Brand Religious Product™ allows people to die to keep the money rolling in.
 
2020-09-18 1:31:55 AM  
From the Church's website:  God will deliver us, direct us, change us, and mature us. Let Him do the clean up. Trust Him, surrender to His leadership and give Him all the glory.))

Seems like they're not listening to God nor are they paying attention as he directs them to masks and other means to avoid catching this virus.

I guess this pastor is just going to sit back and let God do the clean up of removing people who refuse to accept the help that God's continually placed in their paths.  These folks and their stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
 
2020-09-18 1:44:22 AM  

DoctorCal: Mugato: DoctorCal: maN, The aMOunt oF frOThINg aT THe MoUtH HatRed ThAT THe leFT SpeWS IN a DaILy bASIS Is DoWnrIghT ScaRY.
it USed To BE WE cOuLd JUST dISAGrEe with PeopLE PoliTICAlLy.  not anYMORE.  nOw (THE LefT EspeciALLy) MakES iT PerSoNAl.
dIsAgReE wITH my poliTICS?  i'll CritIcIzE, YoUR lOoKs, yOuR iNTelLIgence, even yOUR veRY huMaNiTy (CREatED in a lab).  THIS is EXacTlY HoW YOU END UP WIth gEnocIDEs anD HOLOcaUsts:DEMOnIzINg AnD dEHumaNizINg ppl. sTop NORmaLIzinG it.  STOp thiNKiNG It's oK.

I didn't know you could convey having a stroke on a message board.

Grizzlybob Pouchpants


That's the name of my emo country band. Wtf?
 
2020-09-18 1:45:58 AM  
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2020-09-18 1:48:44 AM  
They will never stop grifting, no matter what.
 
2020-09-18 1:50:26 AM  
Hope his illness is long, painful, degrading, and leaves him with long-term disabilities
 
2020-09-18 1:53:45 AM  
Lightning bolt?

/Smitin' time
 
2020-09-18 1:58:13 AM  
The tree of liberty must be watered with the phlegm of idiots.
 
2020-09-18 2:00:07 AM  

DoctorCal: maN, The aMOunt oF frOThINg aT THe MoUtH HatRed ThAT THe leFT SpeWS IN a DaILy bASIS Is DoWnrIghT ScaRY.
it USed To BE WE cOuLd JUST dISAGrEe with PeopLE PoliTICAlLy.  not anYMORE.  nOw (THE LefT EspeciALLy) MakES iT PerSoNAl.
dIsAgReE wITH my poliTICS?  i'll CritIcIzE, YoUR lOoKs, yOuR iNTelLIgence, even yOUR veRY huMaNiTy (CREatED in a lab).  THIS is EXacTlY HoW YOU END UP WIth gEnocIDEs anD HOLOcaUsts:DEMOnIzINg AnD dEHumaNizINg ppl. sTop NORmaLIzinG it.  STOp thiNKiNG It's oK.


Ow reading that hurts.
 
2020-09-18 2:07:31 AM  
This statement,how christian of him not to care about the surrounding community as well.

FTA:

He also said he wouldn't comply if the city ordered him to halt in-person services,
 
2020-09-18 2:09:48 AM  

anuran: Hope his illness is long, painful, degrading, and leaves him with long-term disabilities


A gigantic hospital bill would be nice icing.
 
2020-09-18 2:11:31 AM  
Pacific Northwest newspaper the Spokesman-Review reported that the event with Kirk and McCoy will be held in-person.

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2020-09-18 2:13:16 AM  

dennysgod: ICU...good, it's no fun when they die.  It's better that they have a long hospital stay preferably get stuck on a vent and hopefully have long term damage and never fully recover.


The problem is as a non-taxpaying individual I bet he gets to live off the evil socialist dollars he rails against.

So we as taxpayers get to pick up his tab for being an idiot.
 
2020-09-18 2:17:15 AM  

dkulprit: dennysgod: ICU...good, it's no fun when they die.  It's better that they have a long hospital stay preferably get stuck on a vent and hopefully have long term damage and never fully recover.

The problem is as a non-taxpaying individual I bet he gets to live off the evil socialist dollars he rails against.

So we as taxpayers get to pick up his tab for being an idiot.


Why wouldn't he pay taxes? Preachers have to pay income tax.
 
2020-09-18 2:17:48 AM  

Brosephus: From the Church's website:  God will deliver us, direct us, change us, and mature us. Let Him do the clean up. Trust Him, surrender to His leadership and give Him all the glory.))

Seems like they're not listening to God nor are they paying attention as he directs them to masks and other means to avoid catching this virus.

I guess this pastor is just going to sit back and let God do the clean up of removing people who refuse to accept the help that God's continually placed in their paths.  These folks and their stupidity never ceases to amaze me.


it's funny how they hand wave science with "well God created us, so he created science, so it's still god."

But then when scientists are like: "please, omg farking please wear a mask."

"Science is the DEBIL, nobody will ask me to have a very minor inconvenience to my life that holds up my end of the bargain in the social contract."

Appeals to authority at it's finest.
 
2020-09-18 2:27:37 AM  
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2020-09-18 2:29:21 AM  

Mugato: He fixes the cable?


Don't be fatuous, Mugato.
 
2020-09-18 2:34:18 AM  
I'm sure he has a healthcare plan to cover his ICU stay...

Throw his ass out and let his god heal him
 
2020-09-18 2:39:40 AM  
Wheel him into his church Sunday and invite everyone to lay hands upon him and pray for his recovery.
Then lock the doors for the next two weeks to let nature take it's course.
 
2020-09-18 2:44:28 AM  

Mugato: DoctorCal: maN, The aMOunt oF frOThINg aT THe MoUtH HatRed ThAT THe leFT SpeWS IN a DaILy bASIS Is DoWnrIghT ScaRY.
it USed To BE WE cOuLd JUST dISAGrEe with PeopLE PoliTICAlLy.  not anYMORE.  nOw (THE LefT EspeciALLy) MakES iT PerSoNAl.
dIsAgReE wITH my poliTICS?  i'll CritIcIzE, YoUR lOoKs, yOuR iNTelLIgence, even yOUR veRY huMaNiTy (CREatED in a lab).  THIS is EXacTlY HoW YOU END UP WIth gEnocIDEs anD HOLOcaUsts:DEMOnIzINg AnD dEHumaNizINg ppl. sTop NORmaLIzinG it.  STOp thiNKiNG It's oK.

I didn't know you could convey having a stroke on a message board.


a artist dabbling in a select medium. it's white yet pumpernickel.
 
2020-09-18 2:45:57 AM  
And after this he'll still expect people to listen to him as a voice of authority.
 
2020-09-18 2:50:10 AM  
It's not like he has to pay the ICU bill.
 
2020-09-18 2:50:19 AM  

Mugato: He fixes the cable?


What does god need with cable?
 
2020-09-18 2:59:01 AM  

paulleah: dkulprit: dennysgod: ICU...good, it's no fun when they die.  It's better that they have a long hospital stay preferably get stuck on a vent and hopefully have long term damage and never fully recover.

The problem is as a non-taxpaying individual I bet he gets to live off the evil socialist dollars he rails against.

So we as taxpayers get to pick up his tab for being an idiot.

Why wouldn't he pay taxes? Preachers have to pay income tax.


clergy can actually opt out of both!

I was talking about his type specifically though megachurch, televangelist types, always just seem to be so poor... for some reason.

The type that are so poor that they can't buy food but has his... I mean the church's limo that only he and his wife can use, pick up food that the congregation (who the majority live under poverty line) made for him.

So that's what I'm talking about.  This guy has the prosperity gospel type written all over him.  Personally poor but somehow has private planes and high end cars to drive.
 
2020-09-18 3:10:44 AM  
"...in the Northwest Idaho area..."

Makes it sound like there's a Northeast Idaho area.
 
2020-09-18 3:19:46 AM  

smokewon: "...in the Northwest Idaho area..."

Makes it sound like there's a Northeast Idaho area.


There is. It's called "Montana".
 
2020-09-18 3:23:52 AM  
Would I be a bad person if I just said.  "Die Motherfaker Die"

Meanwhile I dont give a fark what you think........
 
2020-09-18 3:26:50 AM  
God's made it pretty clear from Korea in the east to Texas in the west that nobody's getting special COVID treatment. Why the faithful remain so farking slow on the uptake is a mystery.

Christians need to call out the idiots in their midst. Just as western society demands of muslim communities when one of their number gets terroristy, Christians need to point out that their own are causing death by simple idiocy in the name of their lord and THAT'S FARKING WRONG.

Or are all Christians idiots? Why won't they tell us either way? What are they hiding?
 
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