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(Yahoo)   Gender Reveal Fire doubles to 18,000 acres. I guess they're having twins   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2020-09-17 6:49:34 PM  
You could film a pretty sweet horror movie called the gender reveal party

/There were no survivors
 
2020-09-17 6:52:06 PM  

AlgaeRancher: You could film a pretty sweet horror movie called the gender reveal party

/There were no survivors


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Kane's kid always was antisocial.
 
2020-09-17 6:53:05 PM  
someone needs a dick lopping
 
2020-09-17 6:53:43 PM  
The silver lining is that all the underbrush and tinder is being burnt out, so we probably won't get such a massive fire for another year.
 
2020-09-17 6:59:06 PM  
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2020-09-17 7:00:15 PM  

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My favorite.
 
2020-09-17 7:01:32 PM  
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2020-09-17 7:02:35 PM  
i try to keep a philosophical line between justice and revenge but this one pisses me off
 
2020-09-17 7:03:58 PM  
honestly after this shiat happening like 18 times in the last few years, people would figure out a different way to show off "ITS A BOY!".
 
2020-09-17 7:10:44 PM  
So what should they name the kid?

Blaze, Flint, Phoenix, Pele?

Others?
 
2020-09-17 7:13:39 PM  
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2020-09-17 7:17:55 PM  

Bermuda59: So what should they name the kid?

Blaze, Flint, Phoenix, Pele?

Others?


fieri
 
2020-09-17 7:20:23 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: i try to keep a philosophical line between justice and revenge but this one pisses me off


Chain them to a tree a mile ahead of the blaze, if it stops, or changes direction, they get a pardon.
 
2020-09-17 7:22:20 PM  
As if we dont have enough reason to stop gender reveal parties already.
 
2020-09-17 7:28:02 PM  
So do they know who threw the party? I have not seen that charges have been filed...
 
2020-09-17 7:33:04 PM  
Then why all the global warming articles? It was started by morons, as we're most of them....
 
2020-09-17 7:33:05 PM  

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2020-09-17 7:40:44 PM  
Have the arrested and charged the farkers who started the fire?  I remember a year or two ago one guy was charged because he was mowing his lawn in the middle of the day - despite a ban on it due to the fire danger - and his blade sparked on a rock, starting a fire.  He was fined something like a couple of million.  Maybe if these farking self-centered idiots realized there would be consequences for their stupidity, they wouldn't do stupid shiat like this.

\they wouldn't stop doing stupid shiat
\\they would just do something else stupid that may not destroy a bunch of stuff
 
2020-09-17 7:42:10 PM  
The loss of land, property, and life is completely justified because 1) How else would anyone ever know the gender of the child? and 2)  Gender is something that is defined and eternal.  Therefore, it must be celebrated and consecrated with fire, as the gods demand.
 
2020-09-17 7:51:57 PM  

Highly evolved sloth: So do they know who threw the party? I have not seen that charges have been filed...


Generally its only white people that throw gender parties, at least ones using explosives, so that's probably your answer.
 
2020-09-17 7:52:55 PM  
I'm not really a fan of the death penalty anymore. Not because I think killing is wrong or death is never appropriate for certain crimes any of that bullshiat. The way it's applied is unjust... it's disproportionately applied and used against the poor and non-white people, and too many innocent people are killed.

That said, I think the laws should be updated to include anyone who harms anyone else during the course of, or result of any type of "reveal" party, marriage proposal, instagram story, flash-mob, pumpkin-spice photoshoot, "girl's night out" party where any member of the party wears a sash or tiara, or any event related to any type of fantasy sports.


Yes. My position is clear. If you harm or kill someone dong any one of those things, you should be put to death.
 
2020-09-17 7:59:30 PM  
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2020-09-17 8:02:22 PM  
What even is the appeal of a gender reveal "party"? It seems like over the last five years or so middle class people have gotten OBSESSED with throwing money away to inform the world about what genitals their kids got. I would say that I hope this fiasco would put a damper on setting forests on fire to signal across the state you got a boy, but apparently this keeps farking happening so probably not.
 
2020-09-17 8:04:21 PM  

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I'm upset he doesn't learn about his fraternal twins.
 
2020-09-17 8:07:54 PM  

purpurosea: What even is the appeal of a gender reveal "party"?


It's another way for narcissists to get people to look and talk about them.  That's pretty much it.
 
2020-09-17 8:08:59 PM  
Wonder if they are gonna name the kid Johnny Storm.
 
2020-09-17 8:18:31 PM  

OkieDookie: AlgaeRancher: You could film a pretty sweet horror movie called the gender reveal party

/There were no survivors

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Kane's kid always was antisocial.


I first read that as "Kanye's kid" and it still made sense.
 
2020-09-17 8:20:58 PM  
Hope the kid never has plans to go to collage. Mom Dad will still be paying for this.
 
2020-09-17 8:23:05 PM  

stuffy: Hope the kid never has plans to go to collage. Mom Dad will still be paying for this.


Kinda hoping we get a chance to see what they'll do at a verdict reveal party.
 
2020-09-17 8:25:17 PM  
They should write a book "How to fark over thousands of people you don't even know with your idiotic douchebaggery alone".

I'm at the point that I believe that the very people who have GR parties are exactly the ones who shouldn't be allowed to breed.
 
2020-09-17 8:39:31 PM  
After all the damage is done it'll still probably be cheaper than going to Disney world
 
2020-09-17 8:48:01 PM  
That's gonna be one uncomfortable conversation with the kid when he gets older.

"Well son, we were so excited to tell people about your penis that we set fire to over 18,000 acres of land."
 
2020-09-17 8:48:40 PM  

Dryad: Highly evolved sloth: So do they know who threw the party? I have not seen that charges have been filed...

Generally its only white people that throw gender parties, at least ones using explosives, so that's probably your answer.


Yes, because blah couples are more rare.
 
2020-09-17 8:54:09 PM  

bfh0417: Dryad: Highly evolved sloth: So do they know who threw the party? I have not seen that charges have been filed...

Generally its only white people that throw gender parties, at least ones using explosives, so that's probably your answer.

Yes, because blah couples are more rare.


White yuppies are lame.

Also... eat shiat
 
2020-09-17 9:34:52 PM  
Couldn't they just do cake, like normal people?

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2020-09-17 10:04:34 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: Bermuda59: So what should they name the kid?

Blaze, Flint, Phoenix, Pele?

Others?

fieri


Greynade, Revel, Onemilliondollars, Asher, Cynderlyn.


Fun fact, Angelus Oaks (in the article) is where Christopher Dorner had his last stand against the cops before being "accidentally kebabed".
https://www.scpr.org/news/2013/05/09/​3​7186/cabin-where-ex-lapd-cop-christoph​er-dorner-died-ne/
 
2020-09-17 10:08:18 PM  

AlgaeRancher: You could film a pretty sweet horror movie called the gender reveal party

/There were no survivors


How People be Doing the Most with they Gender Reveals now
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2020-09-17 10:26:58 PM  
How special, another human
 
2020-09-17 10:59:02 PM  
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2020-09-18 1:43:06 AM  

purpurosea: What even is the appeal of a gender reveal "party"? It seems like over the last five years or so middle class people have gotten OBSESSED with throwing money away to inform the world about what genitals their kids got. I would say that I hope this fiasco would put a damper on setting forests on fire to signal across the state you got a boy, but apparently this keeps farking happening so probably not.


Are your parents aware you're on fark pretending to be an edgy adult? When in reality you're an anti-social rebellious teen who lives in white middle class suburbia with a Netflix account?
 
2020-09-18 9:26:34 AM  

purpurosea: What even is the appeal of a gender reveal "party"? It seems like over the last five years or so middle class people have gotten OBSESSED with throwing money away to inform the world about what genitals their kids got. I would say that I hope this fiasco would put a damper on setting forests on fire to signal across the state you got a boy, but apparently this keeps farking happening so probably not.


anything that allows first time parents (especially mothers) to attract more attention to themselves is definitely going to take off.  add in an explosion for their lizard brained, frat-bro husbands and i'm afraid there is just no stopping that train.

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2020-09-18 9:27:10 AM  

tom baker's scarf: purpurosea: What even is the appeal of a gender reveal "party"? It seems like over the last five years or so middle class people have gotten OBSESSED with throwing money away to inform the world about what genitals their kids got. I would say that I hope this fiasco would put a damper on setting forests on fire to signal across the state you got a boy, but apparently this keeps farking happening so probably not.

anything that allows first time parents (especially mothers) to attract more attention to themselves is definitely going to take off.  add in an explosion for their lizard brained, frat-bro husbands and i'm afraid there is just no stopping that train.

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\\also not, not related.

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2020-09-18 10:03:26 AM  
I guess we can't make people not have gender reveal parties, but if yours results in death, the fetus should either be aborted or when born immediately conscripted into lifetime service of the fire department.
 
2020-09-18 5:58:16 PM  

Highly evolved sloth: So do they know who threw the party? I have not seen that charges have been filed...


Very likely still racking up charges, civil damages, and most recently the death of a firefighter to change the endgame.
 
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