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2020-09-16 2:39:57 PM  
All of it.
 
2020-09-16 2:46:19 PM  
Depends, is she also riding a bicycle on the street?
 
2020-09-16 2:46:27 PM  
Leggy redhead, or out of a bottle?

Obviously twenty percent.
 
2020-09-16 3:14:38 PM  
Oh, I don't stop at the tip. The shaft is included in the deal...
 
2020-09-16 3:16:35 PM  
Depends. Does the carpet match the drapes?
 
2020-09-16 3:30:05 PM  
I see Mr. Pink has entered the thread.
 
2020-09-16 3:37:20 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Depends, is she also riding a bicycle on the street?


According to ADA guidelines, wearing of adult diapers should not affect your decision how much to tip.
 
2020-09-16 3:54:05 PM  
She must work at Waffle House.
 
2020-09-16 3:59:29 PM  
Depends: Does the waitress wear yoga pants? Does she prefer puppies or kittens? And what are her thoughts on lifelike sex dolls?
 
2020-09-16 4:01:33 PM  
A redhead* gets more than the tip

/*offer does not apply to CarrotTop
 
2020-09-16 4:26:15 PM  
You've already tipped her your soul. That's enough.
 
2020-09-16 4:29:57 PM  

GardenWeasel: A redhead* gets more than the tip

/*offer does not apply to CarrotTop


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Too late.
 
2020-09-16 4:45:08 PM  
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2020-09-16 4:49:24 PM  
Depends on if she makes my south rise again.
 
2020-09-16 4:49:56 PM  
All depends on how much of an ass-kicking she's serving up:
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2020-09-16 4:53:48 PM  
At least five money.
 
2020-09-16 5:00:38 PM  

Myrdinn: Leggy redhead, or out of a bottle?


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/why not both
 
2020-09-16 5:35:25 PM  
And now, some messages for our troops in the field: The small child rides a bicycle.  The small child rides a bicycle.  Tip the redheaded waitress well.  Tip the redheaded waitress well.  The cow jumps over the lazy moon.  The cow jumps over the lazy moon.
 
2020-09-16 6:22:26 PM  

Geotpf: The small child rides a bicycle. The small child rides a bicycle. Tip the redheaded waitress well. Tip the redheaded waitress well. The cow jumps over the lazy moon. The cow jumps over the lazy moon.


They do something like this in real life, just in case anyone's wondering. And here's the obligatory redhead waitress:
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...I would tip her well, even if the weasels have jumped out of the helicopter.
 
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