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(YouTube)   Feels like forever since we had one of these. Not nearly long enough. White House Press Briefing, 1PM ET   (youtube.com) divider line
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2 days ago  
Okay, this definitely means something huge is about to drop. I think we're in for an insane Friday
 
2 days ago  
Couldn't give a rat's rancid rectum. All I'm doing is ticking down the days until I can vote, to hopefully get that comic-book villain & his cabal of assholes out of office.
 
2 days ago  
Kayleigh almost makes me miss SHS
 
2 days ago  
Was it arranged all of a sudden?

Distraction.
 
2 days ago  
Pass. It's hard to stomach, and too close to lunchtime.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
We went 300+ days without a press briefing but now that it's re-election time and Trump's war chest is running low we're getting this shiat daily.  Shocker.
 
2 days ago  
NOPE.
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2 days ago  
McEnagonnawatch
 
2 days ago  

gopher321: Was it arranged all of a sudden?

Distraction.


Who's hosting... Trump or the blow up doll?
 
2 days ago  
"We've gotta run more TV ads." "But Sir, we're running out of money." PRESS CONFERENCE!
 
2 days ago  

Palined Parenthood: Okay, this definitely means something huge is about to drop. I think we're in for an insane Friday


After everything that has dropped since he became president, I'm having trouble envisioning anything that could drop that have a material impact on his poll numbers.
 
2 days ago  

Palined Parenthood: Okay, this definitely means something huge is about to drop. I think we're in for an insane Friday


Could just be Donnie needs a pick me up.
 
2 days ago  
I can't even guess what the topic's going to be.  With the Q shiat, the CNN thing, the mideast thing, the hurricane, Covid, the fires....this could be a doozy.
 
2 days ago  

BeansNfranks: gopher321: Was it arranged all of a sudden?

Distraction.

Who's hosting... Trump or the blow up doll?


Blow up doll.
 
2 days ago  

BeansNfranks: gopher321: Was it arranged all of a sudden?

Distraction.

Who's hosting... Trump or the blow up doll?


That's an insult to the plastics industry!
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
C-Span link in case anyone wants to watch the setup and listen to the press corp chitchat.

https://www.c-span.org/video/?475899-1​/white-house-press-secretary-kayleigh-​mcenany-holds-briefing
 
2 days ago  
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Cool, cool
 
2 days ago  

Palined Parenthood: Okay, this definitely means something huge is about to drop. I think we're in for an insane Friday


Or it is damage control from last night's Stupid On Display event.
 
2 days ago  

eviljimbo: Kayleigh almost makes me miss SHS


I miss Spicer.
 
2 days ago  

Epicedion: eviljimbo: Kayleigh almost makes me miss SHS

I miss Spicer.


I miss impaler.
 
2 days ago  
First question : Please explain herd mentality as it relates to this virus going away.
 
2 days ago  

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Cool, cool


That's comforting.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  

eviljimbo: Kayleigh almost makes me miss SHS


Couldn't they do like SNL does for the Christmas show when old cast members come back?  We could have Sarah and Spicey and even The Mooch!  They could take turns lying to us, each in their own shameful and obvious style.  We could reminisce about the good old days when we were only pissed off about free money for the 1% and Trump sucking Russian dick in Helsinki.
 
2 days ago  
From last night:
All right. Mr. President, thank you, very much. You may want to do it every week but "Fox" is not committed to that. We're going to take it on a case by case basis. And Joe Biden, as well, is always welcome to join us for 47 minutes like we just did with the president. All right. Donald Trump, President of the United States.

I'd love for Donny to call in, Fox to say "Yeah, Trump is on the phone but we're going to go with Biden."
 
2 days ago  

Palined Parenthood: Okay, this definitely means something huge is about to drop. I think we're in for an insane Friday


It's not even October
 
2 days ago  

Opacity: From last night:
All right. Mr. President, thank you, very much. You may want to do it every week but "Fox" is not committed to that. We're going to take it on a case by case basis. And Joe Biden, as well, is always welcome to join us for 47 minutes like we just did with the president. All right. Donald Trump, President of the United States.

I'd love for Donny to call in, Fox to say "Yeah, Trump is on the phone but we're going to go with Biden."


Fox is finally realizing they do far better when the GOP is in the minority, and in opposition.  It's just too hard trying to put a positive spin on the cavalcade of Republican disasters and scandals.  They yearn to have an Obama or Hillary figure to demonize without repercussions.  I wouldn't be at all surprised to see them start shuffling away from Trump.
 
2 days ago  

jmsvrsn: "We've gotta run more TV ads." "But Sir, we're running out of money." PRESS CONFERENCE!


I'm thinking this and some damage control from the dumpster fire from last night. I'm thinking it'll start at 1:36 PM and will end in a spectacular smoke bomb when he gets pushed on his claim that he was honest about his handling of Covid.
 
2 days ago  

Reverend J: jmsvrsn: "We've gotta run more TV ads." "But Sir, we're running out of money." PRESS CONFERENCE!

I'm thinking this and some damage control from the dumpster fire from last night. I'm thinking it'll start at 1:36 PM and will end in a spectacular smoke bomb when he gets pushed on his claim that he was honest about his handling of Covid.


Nah, this is Kayleigh doing it.  Still end in a smoke bomb, though.
 
2 days ago  

cretinbob: Palined Parenthood: Okay, this definitely means something huge is about to drop. I think we're in for an insane Friday

It's not even October


7 weeks to go.
 
2 days ago  
One of the reporters needs to ask Disinformation Barbie the following: "Kayleigh, you don't look very well - are you sure you're feeling OK?"  The deer in the headlights pics will be priceless meme fodder.
 
2 days ago  

Aquapope: eviljimbo: Kayleigh almost makes me miss SHS

Couldn't they do like SNL does for the Christmas show when old cast members come back?  We could have Sarah and Spicey and even The Mooch!  They could take turns lying to us, each in their own shameful and obvious style.  We could reminisce about the good old days when we were only pissed off about free money for the 1% and Trump sucking Russian dick in Helsinki.


Yes! It could start out like a normal press briefing. Then enters another, and they compete at the podium. Then another comes in, forces in some words, the stage pulls apart to unveil a wrestling ring and we have a classic WWF knock out. Guest staring some vocal/popular current wrestler that hates trump and crushes 'em all.
 
2 days ago  

bobtheme: Reverend J: jmsvrsn: "We've gotta run more TV ads." "But Sir, we're running out of money." PRESS CONFERENCE!

I'm thinking this and some damage control from the dumpster fire from last night. I'm thinking it'll start at 1:36 PM and will end in a spectacular smoke bomb when he gets pushed on his claim that he was honest about his handling of Covid.

Nah, this is Kayleigh doing it.  Still end in a smoke bomb, though.


Ah darn, didn't even know Kayleigh did those anymore. So I'll make an amendment to that it'll start on time and change 'he' to 'she', and 'his' to 'her' but leave the rest the same.
 
2 days ago  

bobtheme: Nah, this is Kayleigh doing it. Still end in a smoke bomb, though.


Lately the smokebomb has been some statement she reads about something that is almost out of the news cycle (which, stupidly, brings it back into the news cycle). So, she's probably going to talk about the doctored unemployment rate, since that was released on September 4th.
 
2 days ago  
Let's see, its 12:27 now, If I come back in an hour i should be able to catch it at the beginning
 
2 days ago  

OdradekRex: One of the reporters needs to ask Disinformation Barbie the following: "Kayleigh, you don't look very well - are you sure you're feeling OK?"  The deer in the headlights pics will be priceless meme fodder.



She's too full of herself for that question to rattle her. She's fully aware that her appearance is a large part of her appeal and no one is going to make her feel ugly. Especially not a lowly reporter.
 
2 days ago  

Reverend J: jmsvrsn: "We've gotta run more TV ads." "But Sir, we're running out of money." PRESS CONFERENCE!

I'm thinking this and some damage control from the dumpster fire from last night. I'm thinking it'll start at 1:36 PM and will end in a spectacular smoke bomb when he gets pushed on his claim that he was honest about his handling of Covid.


That's my assumption as well. He wants a do-over, on his own terms, where he gets to both ask & answer the questions, because having other folks ask him questions makes him look like a lying, deluded moron.
 
2 days ago  
Yep, meter's pegged. Pass.

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2 days ago  

OdradekRex: One of the reporters needs to ask Disinformation Barbie the following: "Kayleigh, you don't look very well - are you sure you're feeling OK?"  The deer in the headlights pics will be priceless meme fodder.


This is actually not a bad strategy. She has said that she liked to use her looks and make people look bad. Something to that effect.
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
cretinbob: It's not even October

Tr0mBoNe: 7 weeks to go.


Uh, guys?
 
2 days ago  
The empty stage has shown up
 
2 days ago  
An Obama license plate in the Trump White house!
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The best part is the briefing room is the only way to get from the residence to the west wing, so you know somewhere there is a clip of Trump with that in view
 
2 days ago  

Opacity: An Obama license plate in the Trump White house!
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The best part is the briefing room is the only way to get from the residence to the west wing, so you know somewhere there is a clip of Trump with that in view


Ladder is here!

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2 days ago  
Well my revised prediction of starting on time was a complete bust.
 
2 days ago  

gopher321: Was it arranged all of a sudden?

Distraction.


Isn't this a bizarre phrase? Where did it come from and why does it even exist? Look at those individual words, in that order. How does one of those follow another, and add up to mean "suddenly"? Can something happen "all of a gradual"? It does not make sense.

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2 days ago  
2 minute warning... so... 5 minutes
 
2 days ago  
WHARGARBL incoming!
 
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