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(The Daily Beast)   Epstein's chef cooperating with investigators. Epstein's mother still making excuses   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Followup, People from Brooklyn, Jeffrey Epstein, Adam Perry Lang, Virginia Roberts Giuffre, survivor of Jeffrey Epstein, Lang's hot spot, New York Times bestseller list, Lang snuck  
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2 days ago  
"Why, yes, they DID in fact go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!"
 
2 days ago  

puffy999: "Why, yes, they DID in fact go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!"


He was a cereal rapist, after all.
 
2 days ago  
"Mr. Epstein insisted that I always use on extra virgin olive oil on his tossed salads."
 
2 days ago  

Michael J Faux: puffy999: "Why, yes, they DID in fact go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!"

He was a cereal rapist, after all.


Boooooo!
 
2 days ago  
Lang's attorney, Lawrence Lustberg, said the chef is cooperating with the New York prosecutors investigating Epstein's sex ring.

Porn name or Harvey Danger cover band name?  Decisions, decisions....
 
2 days ago  
Expect this chef's goose to be cooked sooner than later. Of course he'll Epstein himself in a locked kitchen cooler.
 
2 days ago  

Michael J Faux: puffy999: "Why, yes, they DID in fact go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!"

He was a cereal rapist, after all.


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2 days ago  
I want to figure out a way to reanimate Epstein's corpse so he can be killed again.
 
2 days ago  
If the chef is cooperating chances are he was involved.  Eww.
 
2 days ago  
"Lang sneaked pizza to her after Epstein-who controlled the diets of women he abused to keep them prepubescent-thin-fell asleep upstairs."

So, in other words, a hero for the ages.
 
2 days ago  

Por que tan serioso: If the chef is cooperating chances are he was involved.  Eww.


Just a little hide the sausage.
 
2 days ago  

Michael J Faux: puffy999: "Why, yes, they DID in fact go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!"

He was a cereal rapist, after all.


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2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
Right. A lawyer saying "he's cooperating to the fullest" is like trump saying "I know more about X than anybody".

It may be theoretically possible, but it's far more likely that the exact opposite is true.
 
2 days ago  
Wow, I wonder just how many Farkers are left that understood that reference; we are quickly approaching terminal irrelevancy on that one.
 
2 days ago  

thespindrifter: Wow, I wonder just how many Farkers are left that understood that reference; we are quickly approaching terminal irrelevancy on that one.


It was old after the second of 100's of headlines and jokes in posts about it.

Dead horse is dead.
 
2 days ago  

dothemath: "Lang sneaked pizza to her after Epstein-who controlled the diets of women he abused to keep them prepubescent-thin-fell asleep upstairs."

So, in other words, a hero for the ages.


What. The. Actual. F*ck? I'm forcing myself not to shake my head, because the shake of my head this merits would likely twist it off my neck.
 
2 days ago  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: dothemath: "Lang sneaked pizza to her after Epstein-who controlled the diets of women he abused to keep them prepubescent-thin-fell asleep upstairs."

So, in other words, a hero for the ages.

What. The. Actual. F*ck? I'm forcing myself not to shake my head, because the shake of my head this merits would likely twist it off my neck.


Yeah, these people all deserve humanitarian awards. What a bunch of psychos.

I mean this billionaire isnt content with being able to get as many hot 21 year olds as he likes, no, hes gotta get into the middle schools.
 
2 days ago  
Amazing how many people knew and said nothing.
 
2 days ago  

stuffy: Amazing how many people knew and said nothing.


Once you've sold your soul and with it your conscience- provided you ever had either to start with- why derail the gravy train?
 
2 days ago  
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Never forget.......

 
2 days ago  
Cooperating...suuuure.
In the quote below he flat-out refutes Giuffre's claim he saw the girls nude..
However, he could still manage to tie certain people to places, times and dates.

"That said, I want to be clear that I never saw sexual activity or nudity and was never aware of underage girls. I was never told of nor saw any of the depraved acts committed by Epstein and his friends. I primarily spent my time in the kitchen. Any account other than this is emphatically untrue."

I can see why he would not want to admit seeing the girls nude, that dances very close to "turning a blind eye" and possible career suicide.
 
2 days ago  
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SoFlaNative52: [thecourierdaily.com image 600x341]Never forget.......


The best caption of that I have seen said something like "Everyone in this photo looks pissed they are with someone so old."
 
2 days ago  
"I didn't see anything, but it was really strange that a man of this wealth kept ordering mountains of pizza and fries."
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  

stuffy: Amazing how many people knew and said nothing.


That's the part that levels me. Epstein was despicable, but the ones who refused to intervene are also monsters.
 
2 days ago  
EPSTEIN DIDN'T FEED HIMSELF!!11!!one!
 
2 days ago  

Mister Buttons: Lang's attorney, Lawrence Lustberg, said the chef is cooperating with the New York prosecutors investigating Epstein's sex ring.

Porn name or Harvey Danger cover band name?  Decisions, decisions....


That would be the producer's name, like Max Hardcore...
 
2 days ago  

Por que tan serioso: If the chef is cooperating chances are he was involved.  Eww.


Epstein probably let him eat the left-over brownies.
 
2 days ago  

That KY Girl: stuffy: Amazing how many people knew and said nothing.

That's the part that levels me. Epstein was despicable, but the ones who refused to intervene are also monsters.


On the other, other, other hand, if they were aware of how Epstein had bought the justice system previously, they probably knew speaking up wasn't going to get justice for anyone, and would prevent them from ever working again.
That being said, fry them all. That was a chef joke.
 
2 days ago  
Slightly off topic but that panting behind the chef in that picture is insane
 
2 days ago  

Atomic Jonb: Por que tan serioso: If the chef is cooperating chances are he was involved.  Eww.

Epstein probably let him eat the left-over brownies.


BOOO....


/I larfed
// Let's milk some more of these puns out of this thread
/// good puns so far..
 
2 days ago  

Atomic Jonb: Por que tan serioso: If the chef is cooperating chances are he was involved.  Eww.

Epstein probably let him eat the left-over brownies.


I kind of hate myself for laughing.
 
2 days ago  
how long until he too doesn't kill himself?

Trump must be shiatting himself over Jizzlane cutting a deal to rat him out.
 
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