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898 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 16 Sep 2020 at 10:21 AM (2 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
I am deathly allergic to dogs and I would dance a jig if they all were vanished.
 
2 days ago  

syrynxx: I am deathly allergic to dogs and I would dance a jig if they all were vanished.


Here. This should help you out.
 
2 days ago  
Without dogs, humans would still be hiding from sabre tooth tigers.
 
2 days ago  
Man Drew really needs to dust this place more often.
 
2 days ago  

syrynxx: I am deathly allergic to dogs and I would dance a jig if they all were vanished.


I am deathly allergic to a$$holes and I would dance a jig if they were all vanished.

Neither one of us is gonna be dancing anytime soon.
 
2 days ago  

syrynxx: I am deathly allergic to dogs and I would dance a jig if they all were vanished.


What a stupiidfark thing to say.

Maybe keep things like this to yourself next time.
 
2 days ago  
My dog eats poop and humps the cat.
 
2 days ago  
I'm deathly allergic to cats and love the hell out of them. Allergic to dogs too, but we're all good.
 
2 days ago  

Meat's dream: My dog eats poop and humps the cat.


Swap the verbs and you realize how much worse things could be.
 
2 days ago  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Meat's dream: My dog eats poop and humps the cat.

Swap the verbs and you realize how much worse things could be.


Shh.  Don't give her any ideas.
 
2 days ago  

syrynxx: I am deathly allergic to dogs and I would dance a jig if they all were vanished.


Not really. If there were no dogs, you would still be a half-ape living a miserable 30 year lifespan in the Olduvai Gorge.
So, you would not even know what dancing was.
 
2 days ago  
I'm so excited. As soon as we move and are settled, we're going to the shelter to get a dog. Haven't had a dog since I lived with my parents. Problem is: we can't move until things aren't all screwed up. So...it may be a while.
 
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