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(People Magazine)   Somebody give this kid a college scholarship or something   (people.com) divider line
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3 days ago  
Great job, young man

In the meantime, somebody get that website a proofreader:

"As the flames grew larger, Justin pulled all three of the kids from the car, including a 1-year-old baby in a car seat," Captain Michael DaSilva said in a video on the department's Facebook page.

Before the vehicle was overcome by flames, Gavin managed to save two of the woman's children - ages 1, 4 and 9 - from the backseat of the SUV.
 
3 days ago  

Unobtanium: the woman's children - ages 1, 4 and 9


They sound like a bunch of squares. ;-)
 
3 days ago  
See, that's a hero.
 
3 days ago  
Why is the headline suggesting that we should reward this individual by expediting his ability to be a wage slave for the corporate system?
 
3 days ago  
Somebody give this kid a college scholarship or something

I think he'd feel rewarded by just not getting killed by a cop.
 
3 days ago  
What do you think this is? Undercover Boss and you just discovered the boss violating labor laws?
 
3 days ago  
Even this story warmed my ice cold heart.
 
3 days ago  
He was walking to the Walgreens; maybe somebody could give him a car, too.
 
3 days ago  
Can we just get all this 'lets give him something,' crap over with, and just make him President already?

He seems to make good choices that preserve life and is well spoken.
 
3 days ago  

a particular individual: Unobtanium: the woman's children - ages 1, 4 and 9

They sound like a bunch of squares. ;-)


You are a bad person and you should feel bad for ruining (1) keyboard, (2) monitors, (1) headset and (1) vodka drink. Add in $5 in general cleaning supplies.

And (1) vet check as I think the cat took a hit
 
3 days ago  

powhound: a particular individual: Unobtanium: the woman's children - ages 1, 4 and 9

They sound like a bunch of squares. ;-)

You are a bad person and you should feel bad for ruining (1) keyboard, (2) monitors, (1) headset and (1) vodka drink. Add in $5 in general cleaning supplies.

And (1) vet check as I think the cat took a hit


I'm only laughing because my double Manhattan is safely in my stomach.

/Old Forester 1920 was kinda meh neat for me
//Makes an excellent cocktail
///The acetone burn is way less noticable
 
3 days ago  

Mike_LowELL: Why is the headline suggesting that we should reward this individual by expediting his ability to be a wage slave for the corporate system?


currency can be traded for goods and services
 
3 days ago  

sinko swimo: Mike_LowELL: Why is the headline suggesting that we should reward this individual by expediting his ability to be a wage slave for the corporate system?

currency can be traded for goods and services


But I wanted a peanut
 
3 days ago  

powhound: a particular individual: Unobtanium: the woman's children - ages 1, 4 and 9

They sound like a bunch of squares. ;-)

You are a bad person and you should feel bad for ruining (1) keyboard, (2) monitors, (1) headset and (1) vodka drink. Add in $5 in general cleaning supplies.

And (1) vet check as I think the cat took a hit


If it's any consolation, this thread will never have enough readers to give me the chance for the number of funnies needed to get anywhere near the NotNewsletter.

Which is a shame, because IT'S A GOOD JOKE, DAMMIT!
 
3 days ago  

a particular individual: powhound: a particular individual: Unobtanium: the woman's children - ages 1, 4 and 9

They sound like a bunch of squares. ;-)

You are a bad person and you should feel bad for ruining (1) keyboard, (2) monitors, (1) headset and (1) vodka drink. Add in $5 in general cleaning supplies.

And (1) vet check as I think the cat took a hit

If it's any consolation, this thread will never have enough readers to give me the chance for the number of funnies needed to get anywhere near the NotNewsletter.

Which is a shame, because IT'S A GOOD JOKE, DAMMIT!


It was a good joke. I nominate you as farker of the year!!

Kinda funny cuz I'm introducing quadratics to my 10th graders. I might share it with my students... see if any of them get it.
 
3 days ago  
They gave him a police challenge coin.

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Hans, are we the baddies?
 
3 days ago  

a particular individual: powhound: a particular individual: Unobtanium: the woman's children - ages 1, 4 and 9

They sound like a bunch of squares. ;-)

You are a bad person and you should feel bad for ruining (1) keyboard, (2) monitors, (1) headset and (1) vodka drink. Add in $5 in general cleaning supplies.

And (1) vet check as I think the cat took a hit

If it's any consolation, this thread will never have enough readers to give me the chance for the number of funnies needed to get anywhere near the NotNewsletter.

Which is a shame, because IT'S A GOOD JOKE, DAMMIT!


give THIS guy a scholarship!

/ very good joke, indeed.
 
3 days ago  
What he didn't get arrested for trying to carjack them?

Seriously though good on this young man, people like this give me hope that we might not be totally screwed with all them Karens and Kens out there.
 
3 days ago  

a particular individual: Unobtanium: the woman's children - ages 1, 4 and 9

They sound like a bunch of squares. ;-)


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3 days ago  

a particular individual: Unobtanium: the woman's children - ages 1, 4 and 9

They sound like a bunch of squares. ;-)


That is indeed a thing of beauty right there everybody. Acclaim the poster for the class of the comment.
 
3 days ago  
groppet What he didn't get arrested for trying to carjack them?

I was going to say it was a wonder that he was not shot for running up to a vehicle and snatching the door open.

/"I witnessed this youth run over to a parked vehicle and attempt to kidnap the occupants inside, so I shot him eight times."
//He was rescuing the people in that vehicle because it was on fire!
///"Err... and I was in fear for my life!"
 
3 days ago  
Noble af
 
3 days ago  
Good going, Justin Gavin! Glad that everyone involved got away safely.
 
2 days ago  

a particular individual: Unobtanium: the woman's children - ages 1, 4 and 9

They sound like a bunch of squares. ;-)


We'll still have to work to get to the root of the problem.
 
2 days ago  

Mike_LowELL: Why is the headline suggesting that we should reward this individual by expediting his ability to be a wage slave for the corporate system?


Looks at "hero", put on MAGAt hat:

Clearly this was an attempted car jacking.
 
2 days ago  
Cops soon to charge him with breaking into the car.
 
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