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(WV Gazette Mail)   Christian school to WV governor regarding that order to close all schools: Yeah, no. Governor to christian school: Whatever   (wvgazettemail.com) divider line
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6 days ago  
Maybe God will protect them from the virus. That ought to put us doubting Thomases in our place.
 
6 days ago  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Maybe God will protect them from the virus. That ought to put us doubting Thomases in our place.


Prayer, Mr Saavik. Covid-19 doesn't take prisoners.
 
6 days ago  
The Governor is a wuss who should be recalled and the school should be shut down at once.
 
Oak [BareFark]
6 days ago  
Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll
 
6 days ago  
I suppose some of the staff at that school may be stuck in that town with zero other job prospects but for those who willingly jump on the reopening bandwagon I say reap what what you sow.
 
6 days ago  
When sick brothers and sisters die because some asshole Republican "can't make me wear no mask" piece of offal forces their children to go back out, and that kid gets sick, I want a goddamned camera on them for the entirety of watching their child get sick and die because they were "stigginit" to Biden. Let it sink in, like a marinade of disease. Watch your progeny die, begging from their eyes at you through glass because you can't be there to hold their hand. Then, tell me it was worth it.
 
6 days ago  
It is fascinating to consider that Jesus is said to have healed the sick, and these "Christians" (Christ-stains?) are aiming to sicken the healthy. There is a new reason to keep away from these... people.
 
6 days ago  
"...we talk and try to persuade and everything..."

Yeah, he's got it all planned out! Great work!
 
6 days ago  
The spineless coward is clearly afraid of the bible thumpers. Or rather, he is afraid of losing their votes.
 
6 days ago  
3 in the air if you just don't care
 
6 days ago  
"I really probably need more guidance from the standpoint of an executive order versus freedom of religion,"


Freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom to be plague bearers.
 
6 days ago  
fark conservatives
 
6 days ago  

Snapper Carr: "I really probably need more guidance from the standpoint of an executive order versus freedom of religion,"


Freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom to be plague bearers.


Yep. The right to privacy is as fundamental a right too, but that doesn't mean "this business is a private business, therefore the owner gets to make the decision to open/close it during a motherfarking pandemic".
 
6 days ago  
I wager this school, by 2-3 weeks in time, have a super spreader event that will end up encompassing all of WV.
 
6 days ago  
Didn't Americans fight a revolutionary war to no longer be ruled by decree?
 
6 days ago  
So.. inelligible for any covid-related stimulus/impact funding, and assume full liability for any covid-associated costs traced back to their properties?


** crickets **
 
6 days ago  
Why do those people have to be so entitled anyway?
 
6 days ago  
Religious freedumb
 
6 days ago  
We need the orbital weapons platform "rods from god".  Give them a multi ton tungsten rod travelling at ultra high speed.  Have their god protect them.  Have the school and every home of the students targeted.  It isn't wrong if the government does it.  It is "administrative action".  Problem solved.
 
6 days ago  

Snapper Carr: "I really probably need more guidance from the standpoint of an executive order versus freedom of religion,"


Freedom of religion doesn't mean freedom to be plague bearers.


Not with that kind of attitude, it doesn't.
 
6 days ago  
I told you morons two weeks ago, kill the head coronavirus and the pandemic ends.  What the hell are you waiting for?
 
6 days ago  

Vorral: When sick brothers and sisters die because some asshole Republican "can't make me wear no mask" piece of offal forces their children to go back out, and that kid gets sick, I want a goddamned camera on them for the entirety of watching their child get sick and die because they were "stigginit" to Biden. Let it sink in, like a marinade of disease. Watch your progeny die, begging from their eyes at you through glass because you can't be there to hold their hand. Then, tell me it was worth it.


I hate them but honestly, that scenario is more cruel than I would wish on just about anyone.
 
6 days ago  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Maybe God will protect them from the virus. That ought to put us doubting Thomases in our place.


yes they will be 'martyrs' for 'chryst'

/etc
//whateva
 
6 days ago  
Meanwhile, the school, according to documents provided to the Gazette-Mail, is requiring parents of students returning in person, and the students themselves, to sign waivers promising not to sue the school if they get sick or die of COVID-19 or incur expenses related to it.

"We/I do hereby accept and assume sole responsibility for any illness acquired by student or parent(s) while at the School or any School function, including possible infection with COVID-19," the waiver states.


Sounds like the school lacks faith.

Protip: NEVER SIGN SHIAT LIKE THIS!
 
6 days ago  
Anyone who says no should get zero help from covid relief. If they believe opening is the right choice then they need to stick with it and not get any help.
 
6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  

Bandito King: Vorral: When sick brothers and sisters die because some asshole Republican "can't make me wear no mask" piece of offal forces their children to go back out, and that kid gets sick, I want a goddamned camera on them for the entirety of watching their child get sick and die because they were "stigginit" to Biden. Let it sink in, like a marinade of disease. Watch your progeny die, begging from their eyes at you through glass because you can't be there to hold their hand. Then, tell me it was worth it.

I hate them but honestly, that scenario is more cruel than I would wish on just about anyone.


Also, from what you wrote, I think you're an excellent human, and I'm humbled by what you said.
 
6 days ago  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: The Governor is a wuss who should be recalled and the school should be shut down at once.


Yeah it's not a good idea to issue orders you can't or won't enforce. He makes himself look like a wuss and gives credibility to the people who defy him. Later, when people get sick or die because of this defiance most of the public will just remember he didn't enforce his restrictions.

The freedom of religion excuse is weak. No one is stopping anyone from practicing their religion. Wanting to congregate in large numbers during a pandemic is a separate thing.
 
6 days ago  
Despite Fark liking to pretend that SARS-COV-2 is a death sentence, the odds of dying or even serious illness at their age are miniscule. They'll be fine.
 
6 days ago  

AmbassadorBooze: We need the orbital weapons platform "rods from god".  Give them a multi ton tungsten rod travelling at ultra high speed.  Have their god protect them.  Have the school and every home of the students targeted.  It isn't wrong if the government does it.  It is "administrative action".  Problem solved.


You would not even have to target anyone in particular.  Just the general area.
 
6 days ago  
And lo, The Lord said, "Let the faithful cough to spread mine word."
And the faithful did cough, and spread the word.
Many fell to their knees coughing their love of The Lord, until they could cough no more.
Coronavirus 19;1-3
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Now that SpaceX is up and running perhaps the former cost prohibition regarding the logistics of boosting that much tungsten into orbit will make that platform a reality.  And God help us all when it goes online.
 
6 days ago  

jjorsett: Despite Fark liking to pretend that SARS-COV-2 is a death sentence, the odds of dying or even serious illness at their age are miniscule. They'll be fine.


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6 days ago  

ZMugg: jjorsett: Despite Fark liking to pretend that SARS-COV-2 is a death sentence, the odds of dying or even serious illness at their age are miniscule. They'll be fine.

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Yeah, facts, who needs 'em, right?
 
6 days ago  
That ban must not be statewide as my nephews went back to public school last week albeit on a limited basis and with masks, distancing, etc.
 
6 days ago  
If the governor had any stones, he'd order the state board of education to yank all accreditation to the school. Good luck convincing businesses that the high school diplomas not recognized by the state are just as valid for hiring purposes.
 
6 days ago  

Igor Jakovsky: That ban must not be statewide as my nephews went back to public school last week albeit on a limited basis and with masks, distancing, etc.


TFA said it's on a county by county basis.
 
6 days ago  

RepoManTSM: Igor Jakovsky: That ban must not be statewide as my nephews went back to public school last week albeit on a limited basis and with masks, distancing, etc.

TFA said it's on a county by county basis.


The headline said all schools and this being fark of course I dnrtfa.
 
6 days ago  
theyre raking in gobs of money for god* they have to at least pretend to cae
 
6 days ago  

jjorsett: Despite Fark liking to pretend that SARS-COV-2 is a death sentence, the odds of dying or even serious illness at their age are miniscule. They'll be fine.


The average farker just wishes it was a death sentence, to end the mundanity
 
6 days ago  
And this is precisely why sh*t like Jonestown and Waco were able to happen.
 
6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  
Dear Governor
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Best Regards
Everyone
 
6 days ago  

wantingout: jjorsett: Despite Fark liking to pretend that SARS-COV-2 is a death sentence, the odds of dying or even serious illness at their age are miniscule. They'll be fine.

The average farker just wishes it was a death sentence, to end the mundanity


There are signs that this infection has vascular aspects, so maybe 5 or 10 years from now people may have serious complications, regardless of age. So not as lethal right now, but certainly affecting quality of life and health. And for some who were infected and had no preexisting conditions, they had slow recovery time and some complications.

There's also the fact that we're damned fortunate this isn't as lethal. Putting some fear and preparedness into our social conscious, as well as basic hygiene, will serve us long term. The next time there is a pandemic, we may not be so lucky. By then, we will have the "who cares, it's no big deal" in our heads about pandemics and how we don't need to listen to authorities. Next time, we may not be able to contain it without significant losses.
 
6 days ago  
Justice? Shouldn't he be a sheriff? And chasing after The Bandit?
 
6 days ago  

jjorsett: Despite Fark liking to pretend that SARS-COV-2 is a death sentence, the odds of dying or even serious illness at their age are miniscule. They'll be fine.


We think they're at less risk of serious complications or death now. We don't know what the long term effects are. We also know that if infected they'll be shedding virus particles all over the place, including to people who are at a much greater risk than themselves.

And by the way it's spelled 'minuscule.'
 
6 days ago  
My youngest niece went to a small private school at her church, it was K-5 and the governor allowed private schools to reopen because he wants to run for president in 2020. The mask policy at my nieces school was pretty much "You can wear them if you want or not, we don't really care." Yeah they yanked her from that school pretty damn quick.
Also there seem to be an increase in cases at the private schools near me, but it is ok in another thread some fark medical expert said it is hard for kids to catch it and they wont die from it if they do. But nothing about parents, grandparents, teachers and staff.
 
6 days ago  

Oak: Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll


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6 days ago  

puffy999: fark conservatives


Use a condom. They be nasty.
 
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