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(MSN)   The pain in Maine can be blamed mainly on the champagne   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Wedding reception, Death, Wedding, Penobscot County, Maine, United States Constitution, Tri Town Baptist Church, respective religious services, authority of a local Christian church  
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2535 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Sep 2020 at 1:41 AM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
I'm thinking 7 counts of manslaughter for a wedding present.  That's trumphumper central in that area.
 
6 days ago  
Just imagine, there is some guy walking around right now who could be reading an article about himself that opens with "933,781 deaths and counting linked to Wuhan man's visit to local market"
 
6 days ago  
I grew up Christian and the Jesus I learned about in Sunday school doesn't want people to get sick and die.
 
6 days ago  
I think a solid wrongful death lawsuit could be leveled against the church, the wedding party, or both.

I'm really anxious for someone to try, in one of these easily traced cases. It just might be the thing that wakes some of these fools up. Nothing shakes you out of a coma like a $50 million judgement with fees and costs.
 
6 days ago  
None of the seven people who have died attended the wedding or the reception

Karma isn't real.
 
6 days ago  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: None of the seven people who have died attended the wedding or the reception

Karma isn't real.


Yep, I was considering saying, "Seven deaths? That's just your run of the mill Klingon wedding."

Then I read that and I was too angry. Now I'm just . . . I don't understand this world anymore. These people have moved beyond moronity, and I can't really figure out a way to process such malicious stupidity.
 
6 days ago  
And they gave to two friends, who gave it to two friends, who gave it to two friends...


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6 days ago  
And I'm in Vegas just waiting for that spike in a couple weeks.
 
6 days ago  

RepoManTSM: I grew up Christian and the Jesus I learned about in Sunday school doesn't want people to get sick and die.


I doubt that a guy who is friends with a holly ghost cares if people die
 
6 days ago  
This incident, tallying secondary contact cases of people not at the wedding, is the clearest illustration I've seen of why people shouldn't be gathering. Not that I needed any convincing. It's too bad the people who attend social gatherings seem to be impervious to reading and/or caring about it.
 
6 days ago  
What a bunch of selfish people. Deaths and outbreaks because they thought they're too special to follow the rules. I wonder if any of the people who were in the jail or rehab center have any lasting lung or other organ damage.
 
6 days ago  
"'til death do us part... AND THAT GOES FOR EVERYBODY!"
 
6 days ago  
I'm in Maine and one of the wife's college friends is rv'ing from California to Maine next week to attend a wedding. They wanted to stay with us. Having seen her in 30 years but not a farking chance.
 
6 days ago  

Gyrfalcon: I think a solid wrongful death lawsuit could be leveled against the church, the wedding party, or both.

I'm really anxious for someone to try, in one of these easily traced cases. It just might be the thing that wakes some of these fools up. Nothing shakes you out of a coma like a $50 million judgement with fees and costs.


church + reception facility. both violated state law. plus the church's comment in the article is bullshiat.
 
6 days ago  
How to make "your day" special and rememberable.

/stupid selfish idiots.
 
6 days ago  
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7 non-attendees dead from a wedding, ah ah ah
 
6 days ago  
Don't care. Had wedding.
 
6 days ago  
That church and wedding venue should be burned to the ground.
 
6 days ago  
Ah, fixed the spellling on Champagne(AC). But I'm sure the French don't mind. And the lack of the capital letter is totally cromulent.
 
6 days ago  
I did the genealogy for one of the Covid 19 victims, who did not attend the wedding. Her husband also got the Covid 19 but despite being the oldest resident of Millinocket, survived. I have also done the genealogy of one of the two Covid 19 cases in New Brunswick, but there are too many cases in Maine and Nova Scotia for me to do them all. So far the nearest Covid-19 death is about 7th or 8th cousin, which is about par for the course in Canada, 8th or 9th being fairly average in the USA.

It's sort of my way of commemorating people in the local news. I add them to my family tree so they are not forgotten.

How's the Election going? I have three horses in that race, and when I say horses, I am almost literal.
 
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