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(Mirror.co.uk)   Press: "Excuse me sir, you just murdered your wife. What are you going to do?" Man: "I'M GOING TO THE PUB"   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Asinine, Death, Leslie Winnister, post-mortem examination, Judge Nigel Lickley QC, London Ambulance Service, Bill Emlyn-Jones, Suzanne Winnister, mock-Tudor house  
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3 days ago  
I bet that that's the most popular post-uxoricide destination

//lemme just check Yelp
 
3 days ago  
That's where I would go for sure. In a country with no extradition, but still.
 
3 days ago  
The article was a little fuzzy but I wouldn't be surprised if there were severe head and neck injuries.
 
3 days ago  
FTA: "Leslie Winnister, 68, appeared at the Old Bailey via video link from HMP Highdown charged with murdering the retired bank worker who had been his wife for 42 years."

1) Never dip your pen in the company ink.

2) May his virtual prisonmate be Lerrooy Jenkins!
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Pubs are open there?
 
3 days ago  
i'll allow it
 
3 days ago  
What else do you really expect somebody to do honestly
 
3 days ago  
He finally noticed she was only British hot?
 
3 days ago  
"...when police were called to their gated £1.6m mock-Tudor house in Bexley, southeast London..."

Really, I think justice is being served all round.
 
3 days ago  

morg: The article was a little fuzzy but I wouldn't be surprised if there were severe head and neck injuries.


Either it took him several tries or he kept on chopping well after
 
3 days ago  

Mega Steve: morg: The article was a little fuzzy but I wouldn't be surprised if there were severe head and neck injuries.

Either it took him several tries or he kept on chopping well after


Sounds like he told her twice and she didn't listen, so he had to tell her about a dozen more times.-
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
He really wanted a pint, didn't he?
 
3 days ago  
I'd have beans with toast.
 
3 days ago  
Murder is thirsty work.
 
3 days ago  
Well that is a real wimpole on the bailey now isn't it?
 
3 days ago  
Too bad the Pubs here are closed up......what else is a man to do now?????
 
3 days ago  

Dave2042: "...when police were called to their gated £1.6m mock-Tudor house in Bexley, southeast London..."

Really, I think justice is being served all round.


God, the real Tudor houses aren't bad enough, they have to go making knockoffs?
 
3 days ago  
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2 days ago  
Murder is thirsty business, apparently.
 
2 days ago  
Worth it for the peace.
 
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