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(News and Star (UK))   Regret to report that the second coming of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ has been delayed because [checks notes] He's been remanded in custody for skipping His train fare   (newsandstar.co.uk) divider line
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3 days ago  
Aw, Jeezy Creezy!

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3 days ago  
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Should have driven instead
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
People are always finding Jesus in prison.
 
3 days ago  
1.  "Christ" is a title, not a name.

2.  The name was actually Joshua/Yeshua NOT Jesus.  Jesus is a transliteration from the Greek alphabet.

3.  Jesus is only thought of having long hair and a beard, because that's the way middle-ages European painters decided to depict him in that manner.
 
3 days ago  
Render unto Caeser and/or National Rail.
 
3 days ago  
Why the hell didn't he just drive his own Accord?
 
3 days ago  

lawboy87: 1.  "Christ" is a title, not a name.

2.  The name was actually Joshua/Yeshua NOT Jesus.  Jesus is a transliteration from the Greek alphabet.

3.  Jesus is only thought of having long hair and a beard, because that's the way middle-ages European painters decided to depict him in that manner.


What? Christ can be a name. ThroatWobbler Mangrove is a name. It all depends on how you pronounce it.
 
3 days ago  

Fano: [i.pinimg.com image 600x315]
Should have driven instead


I heard he wasn't very fond of his Honda Pilate, either.
 
3 days ago  
You can walk on water but you can't just walk on board.
 
3 days ago  
We make fun of the guy for calling himself Jesus Christ, but if that's his mugshot, I don't know that he really has a lot of choice...
 
3 days ago  
Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
 
3 days ago  
Jesus is cooling his heels in an internment camp down by the river (Rio Grande).
 
3 days ago  

169th Cousin: Jesus is cooling his heels in an internment camp down by the river (Rio Grande).


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3 days ago  
Was the picture of white Jesus important?
 
3 days ago  
WWJD? I guess not pay for a ticket.
 
3 days ago  

coffeeburns: Was the picture of white Jesus important?


That was his mugshot! It's a miracle!
 
3 days ago  
What if God was one of us?
Just a stranger on the bus train?
 
2 days ago  

lawboy87: 1.  "Christ" is a title, not a name.

2.  The name was actually Joshua/Yeshua NOT Jesus.  Jesus is a transliteration from the Greek alphabet.

3.  Jesus is only thought of having long hair and a beard, because that's the way middle-ages European painters decided to depict him in that manner.


I figured the hair was because they didn't have clippers back then.
 
2 days ago  
1919: Justice Dept arrests 120 leaders of the IWW. Next day, one is released. Problem: they decided it wouldn't read well in the papers that they were persecuting Jesus Christos.

Yes, this is a true story.
 
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