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3 days ago  
I do miss the Mugshot roundups they did back in the day.
 
3 days ago  
I haven't seen a pile of white trash that bad since I drove through Hartford, Connecticut.
 
3 days ago  
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Is his last name White?
 
3 days ago  
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THE Florida Man
 
3 days ago  

vudukungfu: I haven't seen a pile of white trash that bad since I drove through Hartford, Connecticut.


You haven't been through central Pennsylvania, have you?
 
3 days ago  
Wow. Every tattoo I've ever seen is an argument against tattoos.
 
3 days ago  

FirstDennis: Wow. Every tattoo I've ever seen is an argument against tattoos.


Yup.  It is never an improvement.
 
3 days ago  
I was reading a BOLO announcement that listed the suspects tattoos.    Among dozens listed was "Your Name" appears on right buttock.   I had no clue why until someone told me it's an old bar game where you "I'll bet you a drink I have your name tattooed on my ass."
 
3 days ago  
I've got Edge, Chrome, Firefox, and Firefox beta on my Android phone, none of them could show the photo gallery, good going smoking gun...
 
3 days ago  

kdawg7736: I do miss the Mugshot roundups they did back in the day.


Was about to post the same. Those were great.
 
3 days ago  

kdawg7736: [thesmokinggun.com image 471x636]

THE Florida Man


He looks like Stuart Ashens if Stuart Ashens was addicted to meth.

robodog: I've got Edge, Chrome, Firefox, and Firefox beta on my Android phone, none of them could show the photo gallery, good going smoking gun...


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/int​i​mate-mugs

Does the direct link work?
 
3 days ago  
Tiny Tim's Delicatessen and Bar, Open 24 hours?
 
3 days ago  
Please dont ever attempt to make me look at that piece of shiat website again.
 
3 days ago  

robodog: I've got Edge, Chrome, Firefox, and Firefox beta on my Android phone, none of them could show the photo gallery, good going smoking gun...


Are you sure you're not trying to navigate the internet with an electric shaver or something?
 
3 days ago  
Deslide action

For your pleasure.
 
3 days ago  
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Okay Harry, you can choose B or A.  What is it going to be?

Crowd screaming suggestions

Uh, A...  No!  B...

Harry before you decide.  You can A or B or what's behind the curtain Carroll Merril is standing  in front of

Crowd yells more suggestions

Oh boy....  I gotta go with the curtain.  Curtain C!

Harry.  You chose Curtain C instead A or B.  But if you walk away right now, I'll give you $500.00.  But I'm gonna tell you Harry.  Either A or B has been described as "Bonerific"  Still taking the curtain?

Aw geez.  (Crowd yelling suggestions)  Let's go with....    C.  Curtain C!

Harry, you turned down A and you turned down B.  You even turned down $500 cash.  Carroll, what's behind Curtain C

Hey!  Freakstorm!  You trying to peek at my girlfriends' bewbs!  I gonna punch you out!

Ha Ha!  You got zonked, Harry.  Curtain C was Drunken Boyfriend and B was the Bonerific one.  Alright.  I have $25 for anyone in the audience who has a personal massaging device.  $50 if it's chrome....
 
3 days ago  

SBinRR: Deslide action

For your pleasure.


Thank you kind sir or madam.


I chase paper?  What's that all about?
 
3 days ago  

kdawg7736: I do miss the Mugshot roundups they did back in the day.


Have number six bathed and brought to my room.
 
3 days ago  

JimmySlicings: I chase paper?  What's that all about?


Basically he worships money and would do anything for money.
 
3 days ago  

kdawg7736: [thesmokinggun.com image 471x636]
Is his last name White?


Imagine what that tat will look like in a few years, attached to a severely distended beer belly.
 
3 days ago  

dothemath: Please dont ever attempt to make me look at that piece of shiat website again.


The way to block the link is to press Alt-F4 if you're using Windows. On a Mac, you press ⌘Q.

You need to do that every time Fark loads, or else you can't activate the block.
 
3 days ago  
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Pull the lever again.  Maybe you'll get three diamonds

/I know, looks like a chick
//but surprises happen
 
3 days ago  

Harry Freakstorm: [thesmokinggun.com image 472x635]

Okay Harry, you can choose B or A.  What is it going to be?

Crowd screaming suggestions

Uh, A...  No!  B...

Harry before you decide.  You can A or B or what's behind the curtain Carroll Merril is standing  in front of

Crowd yells more suggestions

Oh boy....  I gotta go with the curtain.  Curtain C!

Harry.  You chose Curtain C instead A or B.  But if you walk away right now, I'll give you $500.00.  But I'm gonna tell you Harry.  Either A or B has been described as "Bonerific"  Still taking the curtain?

Aw geez.  (Crowd yelling suggestions)  Let's go with....    C.  Curtain C!

Harry, you turned down A and you turned down B.  You even turned down $500 cash.  Carroll, what's behind Curtain C

Hey!  Freakstorm!  You trying to peek at my girlfriends' bewbs!  I gonna punch you out!

Ha Ha!  You got zonked, Harry.  Curtain C was Drunken Boyfriend and B was the Bonerific one.  Alright.  I have $25 for anyone in the audience who has a personal massaging device.  $50 if it's chrome....


The boyfriend:

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3 days ago  
Somehow the stench of BO wafted out of my computer's cooling fan while looking at the link.
It was very unpleasant.
 
3 days ago  

oldfarthenry: Somehow the stench of BO wafted out of my computer's cooling fan while looking at the link.
It was very unpleasant.


Yah.  There was a whole lotta stank in that slideshow.

/meth funk
 
3 days ago  
*hork*
 
3 days ago  
I used to not think of ink as an improvement.
 
3 days ago  
Is #7 a bad tattoo, or a bad coverup of a bad tattoo?
 
3 days ago  
Trash gonna trash.
 
3 days ago  
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I'm glad she inked her baby's footprint on her belly so we can know for sure she had kids.
 
3 days ago  

orneryredguy: Is #7 a bad tattoo, or a bad coverup of a bad tattoo?


Yes.
 
3 days ago  

FirstDennis: Wow. Every tattoo I've ever seen is an argument against tattoos.


I can admire a good tattoo as a piece of artwork, but almost never are they an improvement on original canvas. About the only ones I have seen are the few where somebody has worked a tattoo onto a bad scar.
 
3 days ago  
Oh, a tattoo thread.
CSB. A guy I met years ago decided to get a tattoo on his chest.  He said he wanted to feel the same way about it on the day he got is as he would ten years down the line.  So it says "I instantly regret this decision".  When he walked around with his shirt open just a bit a the top you can see the word "regret".

/ Only saw him once a year.
// Wonder what ever happened to that kid.
 
3 days ago  

kdawg7736: [thesmokinggun.com image 471x636]

THE Florida Man


Ed Harris is looking rough.
 
3 days ago  
I feel like most tattoos I see on people were sold in the artistic equivalent of the bait-and-switch you get at McDonald's between the beautiful picture of the perfect Big Mac on the overhead menu and the pathetic Big Mac you actually get in the box - maybe worse, because at least with the Big Mac, the box itself doesn't get fat, old and wrinkly over time and distort the Big Mac.
 
3 days ago  

rnatalie: I was reading a BOLO announcement that listed the suspects tattoos.    Among dozens listed was "Your Name" appears on right buttock.   I had no clue why until someone told me it's an old bar game where you "I'll bet you a drink I have your name tattooed on my ass."


Guy I knew in the army had a tattoo similar to this on his lower calf:
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He'd say, "I've got a cock that hangs below my knee." Naturally no one would believe him so they'd bet him. He'd roll up his pant leg and win the bet.

Hardy har har. A real laff riot.

Yeah, the guy was a major tool. He sincerely thought he'd get women with that too. Ironically, I saw the guy in the showers during Basic and he had a freaking rolling pin hanging between his legs.
 
3 days ago  
JimmySlicings:
I chase paper?  What's that all about?


"I need TP for my bunghole."
 
3 days ago  
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Sure you think you have it bad but at least you were born with a butt crack

Some people aren't so lucky
 
3 days ago  

Slypork: rnatalie: I was reading a BOLO announcement that listed the suspects tattoos.    Among dozens listed was "Your Name" appears on right buttock.   I had no clue why until someone told me it's an old bar game where you "I'll bet you a drink I have your name tattooed on my ass."

Guy I knew in the army had a tattoo similar to this on his lower calf:
[images.designtrends.com image 730x779]He'd say, "I've got a cock that hangs below my knee." Naturally no one would believe him so they'd bet him. He'd roll up his pant leg and win the bet.

Hardy har har. A real laff riot.

Yeah, the guy was a major tool. He sincerely thought he'd get women with that too. Ironically, I saw the guy in the showers during Basic and he had a freaking rolling pin hanging between his legs.


There's a choking the chicken joke in there but I'm afraid to reach too far for it.
 
3 days ago  
Looks like quite a few homemade/tattoo party tats there. You get what you pay for.
 
3 days ago  

Slypork: rnatalie: I was reading a BOLO announcement that listed the suspects tattoos.    Among dozens listed was "Your Name" appears on right buttock.   I had no clue why until someone told me it's an old bar game where you "I'll bet you a drink I have your name tattooed on my ass."

Guy I knew in the army had a tattoo similar to this on his lower calf:
[images.designtrends.com image 730x779]He'd say, "I've got a cock that hangs below my knee." Naturally no one would believe him so they'd bet him. He'd roll up his pant leg and win the bet.

Hardy har har. A real laff riot.

Yeah, the guy was a major tool. He sincerely thought he'd get women with that too. Ironically, I saw the guy in the showers during Basic and he had a freaking rolling pin hanging between his legs.


He left you man, let it go. You can always buy a rolling pin .... for the memories or something
 
3 days ago  

Slypork: rnatalie: I was reading a BOLO announcement that listed the suspects tattoos.    Among dozens listed was "Your Name" appears on right buttock.   I had no clue why until someone told me it's an old bar game where you "I'll bet you a drink I have your name tattooed on my ass."

Guy I knew in the army had a tattoo similar to this on his lower calf:
[images.designtrends.com image 730x779]He'd say, "I've got a cock that hangs below my knee." Naturally no one would believe him so they'd bet him. He'd roll up his pant leg and win the bet.

Hardy har har. A real laff riot.

Yeah, the guy was a major tool. He sincerely thought he'd get women with that too. Ironically, I saw the guy in the showers during Basic and he had a freaking rolling pin hanging between his legs.


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He had a penis flattener between his legs?
 
3 days ago  

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Sure you think you have it bad but at least you were born with a butt crack

Some people aren't so lucky


Worst Batman logo evar
 
3 days ago  
Why do all the potheads celebrate Hitler's birthday?
 
3 days ago  

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I'm glad she inked her baby's footprint on her belly so we can know for sure she had kids.


Hork
 
3 days ago  

bughunter: kdawg7736: I do miss the Mugshot roundups they did back in the day.

Have number six bathed and brought to my room.


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Bathe him yourself.
NTTAWWT
 
3 days ago  

NotThatGuyAgain: Why do all the potheads celebrate Hitler's birthday?


The "real" reason 4/20 is associated with weed.
 
3 days ago  

Harry Freakstorm: [thesmokinggun.com image 472x635]

Okay Harry, you can choose B or A.  What is it going to be?

Crowd screaming suggestions

Uh, A...  No!  B...

Harry before you decide.  You can A or B or what's behind the curtain Carroll Merril is standing  in front of

Crowd yells more suggestions

Oh boy....  I gotta go with the curtain.  Curtain C!

Harry.  You chose Curtain C instead A or B.  But if you walk away right now, I'll give you $500.00.  But I'm gonna tell you Harry.  Either A or B has been described as "Bonerific"  Still taking the curtain?

Aw geez.  (Crowd yelling suggestions)  Let's go with....    C.  Curtain C!

Harry, you turned down A and you turned down B.  You even turned down $500 cash.  Carroll, what's behind Curtain C

Hey!  Freakstorm!  You trying to peek at my girlfriends' bewbs!  I gonna punch you out!

Ha Ha!  You got zonked, Harry.  Curtain C was Drunken Boyfriend and B was the Bonerific one.  Alright.  I have $25 for anyone in the audience who has a personal massaging device.  $50 if it's chrome....


I think the A  B thing is like the back of an old Mad Magazine.
 
3 days ago  

bughunter: kdawg7736: I do miss the Mugshot roundups they did back in the day.

Have number six bathed and brought to my room.


Seriously?
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The state of that fingernail polish indicates trash that doesn't take care of herself. Hope you've had your shots..
 
3 days ago  

Harlee: bughunter: kdawg7736: I do miss the Mugshot roundups they did back in the day.

Have number six bathed and brought to my room.

Seriously?
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The state of that fingernail polish indicates trash that doesn't take care of herself. Hope you've had your shots..


They'll have shots together, before the sexy time and the vomiting
 
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