Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Metro)   'I thought he was going to do something funny and then he just started urinating." Not unlike going to see George Lopez perform stand-up comedy   (metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Awkward, Thought, Admin worker Hollie Hodges, Sleep, Psychology, StumbleUpon, Antisocial personality disorder, English-language films, Recording  
•       •       •

2913 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Sep 2020 at 12:35 PM (3 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



55 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
3 days ago  
What is "A Blind Melon concert," Alex?
 
3 days ago  
If you need to pee at the beach, you just go for a short "swim."
 
3 days ago  
Were you not entertained?!
 
3 days ago  
Saw a guy randomly peeing on a trail by my apartment once. It was a nice trail surrounded by trees, but also close to a bar. He then walked and occasionally sprinted down the trail trying to rip branches off the trees. I went home.
 
3 days ago  
"Horrified families." Get culled.
 
3 days ago  
i lived in china for 20 years. just glad it wasn't a poo.
 
3 days ago  
I want to add this isn't something to be "horrified" about. Annoyed, maybe amused, yes. Horrified, no. He didn't seem threatening - he just was peeing while drunk. People need to let things go. You don't need to be outraged by everything.
 
3 days ago  

4seasons85!: Saw a guy randomly peeing on a trail by my apartment once. It was a nice trail surrounded by trees, but also close to a bar. He then walked and occasionally sprinted down the trail trying to rip branches off the trees. I went home.


Next week on This American Life ...
 
3 days ago  
'I thought he was going to do something funny and then he just started urinating."

To be fair, I find the thought of your horrified gawking hilarious.
 
3 days ago  
Reminds me of Louis CK except instead of pissing, Louis would start masturbating.
 
3 days ago  
farm2.staticflickr.comView Full Size
 
3 days ago  
My favorite is the kid wanting to know what the (presumably parents) are watching and laughing at. "what? what? whaat?" (or rather "wot, wot, woooot" if you take the accent into account).
 
3 days ago  
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
 
3 days ago  
So mere flatulence doesn't constitute as edgy humour anymore?
*walks away defeated*
 
3 days ago  
"I thought he was going to do something funny, then he did. Which is why I have pictures."
 
3 days ago  
What is with this.  Pooping on Nancy Pelosi's driveway.    Willies on the Weymouth beach?

Alex, I'd like "Bodily products you can eliminate without a mask on camera" for 200 quid.
 
3 days ago  
CSB:

One day while riding on the bus it was pulling up to a stop and Some Guy™ was a few steps late and running up waving. But he didn't get on the bus right away even though the driver was waiting. Instead he jumped behind a tree and started pissing. It wasn't a big tree so everyone got to see his willy, and laugh, the bus was packed. Then the driver started yelling and he stopped and got on the bus.

I heard a couple people mention that he didn't wash his hands.

/CSB
 
3 days ago  
Drunk man filmed urinating on busy beach in front of horrified families

i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
3 days ago  
George Lopez? Sure, racistmitter, let's go with that.
 
3 days ago  

Needlessly Complicated: George Lopez? Sure, racistmitter, let's go with that.


User name checks out.
 
3 days ago  

Needlessly Complicated: George Lopez? Sure, racistmitter, let's go with that.


Mexican here. We are rightfully shamed by George Lopez' existence.
 
3 days ago  

Needlessly Complicated: George Lopez? Sure, racistmitter, let's go with that.


Oh for heaven's sake.
 
3 days ago  

4seasons85!: I want to add this isn't something to be "horrified" about. Annoyed, maybe amused, yes. Horrified, no. He didn't seem threatening - he just was peeing while drunk. People need to let things go. You don't need to be outraged by everything.


If the masses shouldn't be outraged by everything then how will news organizations make their profits?! You sound socialist.
 
3 days ago  
George Lopez peeing on stage would be much funnier than George Lopez attempting to tell jokes on stage.
 
3 days ago  

Needlessly Complicated: George Lopez? Sure, racistmitter, let's go with that.


It's only racist if you point out the fact that the unfunny American comedian and actor born in Los Angeles, California is Hispanic.  I've seen him perform once, and oldfarthenryhit the nail on the head.  He had few actual jokes, he's just crude, and not even good, South Park, crude.

/It's called equal treatment.  Folks aren't bigots when they mention celebrity molesters like Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, Harvey Weinstein (Jewish), Bill Cosby (Black), or Kevin Spacey (gay).  Sheesh
 
3 days ago  

jim32rr: George Lopez peeing on stage would be much funnier than George Lopez attempting to tell jokes on stage.


But it wasn't even his own pee he stole it from other comedians.
 
3 days ago  
"I don't think I've ever seen someone so drunk on a beach."

Any farkers got any better stories of drunk guys on a beach than this rando taking a piss?
 
3 days ago  

mattj1984: "I don't think I've ever seen someone so drunk on a beach."

Any farkers got any better stories of drunk guys on a beach than this rando taking a piss?


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.comView Full Size
 
3 days ago  

Dr.Fey: Folks aren't bigots when they mention celebrity molesters like Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, Harvey Weinstein (Jewish), Bill Cosby (Black), or Kevin Spacey (gay).  Sheesh


This is Fark.
Polanski bashing is ok, but when you mentioned the rest, you became a Fark anti-semitic racist homophobe.
-
/Don't worry. Happens to everyone. Literally.
 
3 days ago  
It was so disgusting I had to keep recording.
She's upset 'cause he didn't try to look up her towel.
 
3 days ago  

Dryad: Dr.Fey: Folks aren't bigots when they mention celebrity molesters like Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, Harvey Weinstein (Jewish), Bill Cosby (Black), or Kevin Spacey (gay).  Sheesh

This is Fark.
Polanski bashing is ok, but when you mentioned the rest, you became a Fark anti-semitic racist homophobe.
-
/Don't worry. Happens to everyone. Literally.


what happens to everyone?  unwilling inclusion in douchey blanket statements?
 
3 days ago  

mattj1984: "I don't think I've ever seen someone so drunk on a beach."

Any farkers got any better stories of drunk guys on a beach than this rando taking a piss?


Its pretty hard to get out-of-control drunk on a beach. The sun and the heat and the booze just sap the energy away. Plus, being passed out in your underpants is perfectly normal on a beach, so its hard to tell.
 
3 days ago  
Dr.Fey:

/It's called equal treatment.  Folks aren't bigots when they mention celebrity molesters like Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, Harvey Weinstein (Jewish), Bill Cosby (Black), or Kevin Spacey (gay).  Sheesh

c.f. Brock Turner, the convicted rapist.
 
3 days ago  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
3 days ago  

Needlessly Complicated: George Lopez? Sure, racistmitter, let's go with that.


Hack comedy knows no race.
 
3 days ago  

SirMadness: Needlessly Complicated: George Lopez? Sure, racistmitter, let's go with that.

Hack comedy knows no race.


Except the race to the bottom. Get it? Because race has other meanings than just ethnic background, it is also a competition of speed. So hack comedians are "racing to the bottom" because they are so terrible. They probably even explain their own jokes, the losers.
 
3 days ago  

jim32rr: George Lopez peeing on stage would be much funnier than George Lopez attempting to tell jokes on stage.


If he can't do dry humor, would this count as wet humor?
 
3 days ago  

4seasons85!: I want to add this isn't something to be "horrified" about. Annoyed, maybe amused, yes. Horrified, no. He didn't seem threatening - he just was peeing while drunk. People need to let things go. You don't need to be outraged by everything.


You do if you want your article to make it into the paper, though.
 
3 days ago  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
3 days ago  

Keyser_Soze_Death: [farm2.staticflickr.com image 332x500]


Looks like Axl's lost some weight.


/ the anagram of "oral sex" is "real sox"
 
3 days ago  

Needlessly Complicated: George Lopez? Sure, racistmitter, let's go with that.


On the contrary.  I think Subby was being rather inclusive and by using George Lopez was showing that white comedians don't have a monopoly on not being funny.
 
3 days ago  

Biledriver: Needlessly Complicated: George Lopez? Sure, racistmitter, let's go with that.

On the contrary.  I think Subby was being rather inclusive and by using George Lopez was showing that white comedians don't have a monopoly on not being funny.


Good point. That would mean Needlessly Complicated was being non-inclusive of Hispanics, therefore exposing his problematic view that shiatty comedians can only be white. Way to out himself as a white supremacist.
-
/Why are you threatened by minorities in bad comedy Needlessly Complicated?
 
3 days ago  
Actually, the funniest thing about this for me is that I deal with this every day.  Anytime I go to the bathroom my cat comes running in like something amazing is going to happen and then as soon as I start pissing she gets an offended look and turns away and walks to the doorway and stands with her back to me for all the world like a spouse who just realized they were carrying on a conversation with you on the toilet and insists on continuing it while turned away and holding their hand up to not actually see you.
 
3 days ago  

LowbrowDeluxe: Actually, the funniest thing about this for me is that I deal with this every day.  Anytime I go to the bathroom my cat comes running in like something amazing is going to happen and then as soon as I start pissing she gets an offended look and turns away and walks to the doorway and stands with her back to me for all the world like a spouse who just realized they were carrying on a conversation with you on the toilet and insists on continuing it while turned away and holding their hand up to not actually see you.


Yep. Mine give me this look of "Oh, my God, you're doing that in water, again? I am at the mercy of an utter heathen."

Then he plops down in the middle of the room, shoots one leg to the sky like a Rockette and proceeds to clean his butt with obsessive attention to detail.
 
3 days ago  

LowbrowDeluxe: Actually, the funniest thing about this for me is that I deal with this every day.  Anytime I go to the bathroom my cat comes running in like something amazing is going to happen and then as soon as I start pissing she gets an offended look and turns away and walks to the doorway and stands with her back to me for all the world like a spouse who just realized they were carrying on a conversation with you on the toilet and insists on continuing it while turned away and holding their hand up to not actually see you.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
3 days ago  

HailRobonia: Dr.Fey:

/It's called equal treatment.  Folks aren't bigots when they mention celebrity molesters like Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, Harvey Weinstein (Jewish), Bill Cosby (Black), or Kevin Spacey (gay).  Sheesh

c.f. Brock Turner, the convicted rapist.


Never heard of Brock Turner.  Is he a celebrity?  Someone from one of those "Bachelor" or "Big Brother" shows?
 
3 days ago  

UltimaCS: Needlessly Complicated: George Lopez? Sure, racistmitter, let's go with that.

Mexican here. We are rightfully shamed by George Lopez' existence.


And he's slightly better than Carlos Mencia and the idiot with the puppets.

/Jeff Dunham?
/Gabriel Iglesias is frigging hilarious.
 
3 days ago  

4seasons85!: I want to add this isn't something to be "horrified" about. Annoyed, maybe amused, yes. Horrified, no. He didn't seem threatening - he just was peeing while drunk. People need to let things go. You don't need to be outraged by everything.


This post offends me.
 
3 days ago  

Keyser_Soze_Death: [farm2.staticflickr.com image 332x500]


That's a lot of water marks.
 
3 days ago  

Billy Liar: Keyser_Soze_Death: [farm2.staticflickr.com image 332x500]

Looks like Axl's lost some weight.


/ the anagram of "oral sex" is "real sox"


Also rex
 
Displayed 50 of 55 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter



X
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.