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(CBC)   What do $230,000 worth of stolen beef and seven stolen hot tubs have in common? I don't know either but that's gotta be one hell of a party   (cbc.ca) divider line
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1487 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Sep 2020 at 10:59 AM (3 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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3 days ago  
Don't beef in the hot tub.
 
3 days ago  
That's one hell of a sous vide set-up.
 
3 days ago  
Sounds like somebody's opening a casino in Lubbock.
 
3 days ago  
Looks like someone homesick for the rock is having one hell of a 'Newfie boil'.
 
3 days ago  
Ain't no party like a stolen beef and hot tub party
 
3 days ago  
Next they'll target moonshine still distributors and Truck Nutz manufacturers to hit peak Klanberta.
 
3 days ago  
Off subject but the still shot of the guy in the mask makes me wonder how China's facial recognition program is doing these days.
 
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3 days ago  
That's going to be a LOT of beef stew.
 
3 days ago  
It means that someone has decided to get into cooking large amounts of British food.
 
3 days ago  

UncleDirtNap: That's going to be a LOT of beef stew.


Stake out the produce sections and tail anybody who buys suspiciously large quantities of carrots, potatoes, onions, and celery.
 
3 days ago  
They're going to use the hot tubs to transport all that beef through time into a future world where cows became extinct.
 
3 days ago  
If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'll stick my dick in the mashed potatoes
 
3 days ago  
Lemme guess, subby.  The name Rizzuto?
 
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3 days ago  

NotThatGuyAgain: Lemme guess, subby.  The name Rizzuto?


Rirruto?
 
3 days ago  

OldJames: If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'll stick my dick in the mashed potatoes


No one wants to see a dick tater
 
3 days ago  

Ecobuckeye: Ain't no party like a stolen beef and hot tub party


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Though more realistically I wouldn't be surprised if this is ultimately the work of someone wealthy that has gotten to where they feel they're not obligated to spend their own money for the things they want.  No one goes about stealing a trailerload of beef unless they already have a market for it, and the logistics in pulling up and stealing a trailerload of hot tubs requires enough preplanning that again, it's unlikely that this would be off the cuff.  A hottub theft might be loadable into shipping containers for transport overseas, but the beef theft makes me think final delivery is in North America.

The individual needs to be wealthy enough to not want to spend their own money, but not so wealthy as to make theft at these kinds of expenses silly, not worth their time.  If the ultimate thief calling the shots is Canadian or American, then I'd think someone high-placed in organized crime.  Otherwise I'd think along the lines of the offspring of a foreign oligarch of some sort, like an adult son that's used to living without repercussions for misdeeds, but due to primogeniture, whether codified or unofficial, isn't set to inherit the bulk of the family wealth.  Someone with a penchant for partying and with a few properties in North America.

So beyond the stereotypical son of an oil sheik or Eastern European oligarch, the two biggest candidates that may be behind this are:

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3 days ago  

treesloth: It means that someone has decided to get into cooking large amounts of British food.


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'Greetings! You may have noticed the seven hot-tubs outside and a herd of beef cattle...'
 
3 days ago  
Montreal steak spice really should be part of this conversation.
 
3 days ago  
Sitting in my tub right this second with my coffee, so getting a kick...
 
3 days ago  
Sounds like the makings of British cuisine.
 
3 days ago  
You got yourself a stew goin'.
 
3 days ago  
Fry lost a Twit follower bet to Bender?
 
3 days ago  

Capt.Plywood: Montreal steak spice really should be part of this conversation.


...only if you get the good grille marks on it.
 
3 days ago  
Check the local soup kitchens.
 
3 days ago  
This is actually a pretty ingenious way to steal and then launder almost any kind of goods.   Show up with a semi-cab and a clipboard, hook up the trailer sign an invoice and drive away,  it'll be days before anyone realizes they've been robbed.  meantime Sell the Merch to a legit business at a big discount while appearing to be a legit distributor
 
3 days ago  
The RCMP are investigating the theft of a full load of beef valued at over $230,000

Hehehehe
 
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