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1761 clicks; posted to Sports » on 13 Sep 2020 at 8:17 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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FNG [TotalFark]
2020-09-13 6:16:52 PM  
And it was glorious.
 
2020-09-13 6:47:08 PM  
youngandstupidkind of called this last week and I owe him an apology
 
2020-09-13 8:07:07 PM  

johnny_vegas: youngandstupidkind of called this last week and I owe him an apology


Said username did not check out.
 
2020-09-13 8:32:22 PM  
Helluva start. Now can they take on those @%#& Cowboys?
 
2020-09-13 8:32:52 PM  
Reporter: What was it like out there, playing in an empty stadium without fans or cheering or any crowd noise?
Belichick: Practice.

/Except you don't lose at practice
 
2020-09-13 8:36:23 PM  
I will admit that "The Washington Football" team is growing on me.
 
2020-09-13 8:51:06 PM  
Washington hired professional help.  I don't consider that fair play in the NFC East.

/go iggles
//limps slightly
 
2020-09-13 8:53:59 PM  

Incident on 57th Street: I will admit that "The Washington Football" team is growing on me.


You want "team" capitalized and inside the quotation marks.  The longer their name gets, the more lovable they become.

I hope whoever is coming up with the permanent name keeps this in mind, actually.  Allow me to propose the Washington Legislative Caucus
 
2020-09-13 9:04:59 PM  

Incident on 57th Street: I will admit that "The Washington Football" team is growing on me.


I know it's an extreme long shot, but I kinda hope they win the Super Bowl with that name.  I think that would be hilarious.

Also, not sure how other announcers/commentators are treating it, but the guy on NFL RedZone was treating Washington as the city name like usual, so when referring to just the team name (i.e. the Eagles) he would just call them the Football Team.  I found it amusing.
 
2020-09-13 9:15:40 PM  

felching pen: Reporter: What was it like out there, playing in an empty stadium without fans or cheering or any crowd noise?
Belichick: Practice.

/Except you don't lose at practice


The Pats won.
 
2020-09-13 9:17:43 PM  

Naido: Incident on 57th Street: I will admit that "The Washington Football" team is growing on me.

You want "team" capitalized and inside the quotation marks.  The longer their name gets, the more lovable they become.

I hope whoever is coming up with the permanent name keeps this in mind, actually.  Allow me to propose the Washington Legislative Caucus


I still want Washington Sentinels.
 
2020-09-13 10:00:59 PM  
They should go with the European naming convention of FC and simply call themselves Washington FT, or DCFT.
 
2020-09-13 10:13:42 PM  

Naido: Incident on 57th Street: I will admit that "The Washington Football" team is growing on me.

You want "team" capitalized and inside the quotation marks.  The longer their name gets, the more lovable they become.

I hope whoever is coming up with the permanent name keeps this in mind, actually.  Allow me to propose the Washington Legislative Caucus


The Washington Football Team of Landover Maryland
 
2020-09-13 10:20:53 PM  

K3rberos: Incident on 57th Street: I will admit that "The Washington Football" team is growing on me.

I know it's an extreme long shot, but I kinda hope they win the Super Bowl with that name.  I think that would be hilarious.

Also, not sure how other announcers/commentators are treating it, but the guy on NFL RedZone was treating Washington as the city name like usual, so when referring to just the team name (i.e. the Eagles) he would just call them the Football Team.  I found it amusing.


Underlined for awesomeness.

Watched the highlights on youtube and actually laughed at some of the comments there...one of them is similar to what you said about WFT winning the SB.

Person A: The Football Team won the Super Bowl!
Person B:  Who won?
Person A:  The Football Team!
*repeat*

Hooray for the WFT winning!  :D

/maybe next time I'll watch the whole game
//come on Rams, beat the Cowboys!
///3s
 
2020-09-13 10:41:00 PM  

johnny_vegas: youngandstupidkind of called this last week and I owe him an apology


I was really happy to be eating crow up until about 2:30 pm.

What an ugly 2.2 quarters.
 
2020-09-13 10:53:01 PM  

fatalvenom: felching pen: Reporter: What was it like out there, playing in an empty stadium without fans or cheering or any crowd noise?
Belichick: Practice.

/Except you don't lose at practice

The Pats won.


I do not ground my attempts at humor in reality. Or humor.
 
2020-09-13 11:53:49 PM  

K3rberos: Incident on 57th Street: I will admit that "The Washington Football" team is growing on me.

I know it's an extreme long shot, but I kinda hope they win the Super Bowl with that name.  I think that would be hilarious.

Also, not sure how other announcers/commentators are treating it, but the guy on NFL RedZone was treating Washington as the city name like usual, so when referring to just the team name (i.e. the Eagles) he would just call them the Football Team.  I found it amusing.


He accidentally let a R[edacted] slip out and apologized for it.
 
2020-09-13 11:58:52 PM  
By the end of the year it'll be, We Farking Tanked.
 
2020-09-14 12:07:08 AM  

baron von doodle: Naido: Incident on 57th Street: I will admit that "The Washington Football" team is growing on me.

You want "team" capitalized and inside the quotation marks.  The longer their name gets, the more lovable they become.

I hope whoever is coming up with the permanent name keeps this in mind, actually.  Allow me to propose the Washington Legislative Caucus

I still want Washington Sentinels.


I'm still in favor of the Washington Kickbacks.

/some other Farker came up with that one
//I wish I were that funny
 
2020-09-14 12:16:05 AM  
Washington Cajuns.

You know, because DC is a swamp.

I'll leave now
 
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2020-09-14 12:56:14 AM  

ZMugg: Washington Cajuns.

You know, because DC is a swamp.

I'll leave now


Bullets?

Oh...OHHHHH
 
2020-09-14 1:08:23 AM  

OkieDookie: By the end of the year it'll be, We Farking Tanked.


They did a bad job of tanking today. Philly is a team they could lose to without it looking suspicious. The Giants next month, not so much.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2020-09-14 1:59:01 AM  
On the local DC news tonight they said Danny Boy is actually considering keeping the name "Washington Football Team".

But there's no marketing ring to that, so I'm guessing he's full of sh*t, as always.
 
2020-09-14 2:50:37 AM  

Naido: You want "team" capitalized and inside the quotation marks.  The longer their name gets, the more lovable they become.


"The Washington Football Team Formerly Known As Prince"
 
2020-09-14 5:03:39 AM  
They could have used the name Pros. Akron and Hammond were named that in the 1920s.
How about the Staleys or Triangles?
 
2020-09-14 7:36:07 AM  

FNG: On the local DC news tonight they said Danny Boy is actually considering keeping the name "Washington Football Team".

But there's no marketing ring to that, so I'm guessing he's full of sh*t, as always.


It might invigorate the Millenial Hipster fanbase.  Remember those guys?  Terrible facial hair and a glass of hops that sometimes had beer in it?  Axe throwing and crushing college debt?  Those guys will love Washington Football Team.
They can't afford tickets but they can probably help duct tape the stadium seats back together if they break.
 
2020-09-14 8:08:10 AM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Naido: Incident on 57th Street: I will admit that "The Washington Football" team is growing on me.

You want "team" capitalized and inside the quotation marks.  The longer their name gets, the more lovable they become.

I hope whoever is coming up with the permanent name keeps this in mind, actually.  Allow me to propose the Washington Legislative Caucus

The Washington Football Team of Landover Maryland


The Washington National Football League Washington, D.C. Football Team of Landover Maryland.
 
2020-09-14 9:25:20 AM  

FNG: On the local DC news tonight they said Danny Boy is actually considering keeping the name "Washington Football Team".

But there's no marketing ring to that, so I'm guessing he's full of sh*t, as always.


I pondered for a while why Danny would ditch the former name without having a new one on deck.   Yes the Ashburn Organization is a hot mess, but even they're not that utterly clownshoes.

And then I realized this was deliberate.   He changed the name the first time to distract from the big negative bombshell that landed about how sexual harassment was running rampant in the organization.

He knows there is more to come..a LOT more.   So when the next wave of ick hits, he'll pull another "look over there" by announcing the new name
 
2020-09-14 9:44:19 AM  
Whatever name they get, yesterday they were the Washington Philly Busters.
 
2020-09-14 9:46:13 AM  

Magorn: FNG: On the local DC news tonight they said Danny Boy is actually considering keeping the name "Washington Football Team".

But there's no marketing ring to that, so I'm guessing he's full of sh*t, as always.

I pondered for a while why Danny would ditch the former name without having a new one on deck.   Yes the Ashburn Organization is a hot mess, but even they're not that utterly clownshoes.

And then I realized this was deliberate.   He changed the name the first time to distract from the big negative bombshell that landed about how sexual harassment was running rampant in the organization.

He knows there is more to come..a LOT more.   So when the next wave of ick hits, he'll pull another "look over there" by announcing the new name


I'm fairly certain that he wanted to change the name to the Washington Dans, the Washington Snyders, or perhaps the Washington Dannos, DannyBoys but more likely the Washington Mr. Snyders.  He would like the helmets to have Snyder's Team on the side.

That said, I was skeptical about Young as the first pick but man, he's going to be terrific.  Haskins looks to be pretty good as well.
 
2020-09-14 9:54:07 AM  

Magorn: FNG: On the local DC news tonight they said Danny Boy is actually considering keeping the name "Washington Football Team".

But there's no marketing ring to that, so I'm guessing he's full of sh*t, as always.

I pondered for a while why Danny would ditch the former name without having a new one on deck.   Yes the Ashburn Organization is a hot mess, but even they're not that utterly clownshoes.

And then I realized this was deliberate.   He changed the name the first time to distract from the big negative bombshell that landed about how sexual harassment was running rampant in the organization.

He knows there is more to come..a LOT more.   So when the next wave of ick hits, he'll pull another "look over there" by announcing the new name


Oh, and I forgot, I see that Mr. T. William's Norty Finers lost yesterday, so the Norty Finers are in last place and the Washington WTF's are in first.  Mr. T. Williams must be a jinx.

Also:  Dallas is a vacuum cleaner.
 
2020-09-14 10:34:32 AM  
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2020-09-14 12:19:42 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Naido: Incident on 57th Street: I will admit that "The Washington Football" team is growing on me.

You want "team" capitalized and inside the quotation marks.  The longer their name gets, the more lovable they become.

I hope whoever is coming up with the permanent name keeps this in mind, actually.  Allow me to propose the Washington Legislative Caucus

The Washington Football Team of Landover Maryland


The Washington Football Team of DC That Plays in Landover Maryland tm
 
2020-09-14 2:12:00 PM  

Straight Outta Hate: Representative of the unwashed masses: Naido: Incident on 57th Street: I will admit that "The Washington Football" team is growing on me.

You want "team" capitalized and inside the quotation marks.  The longer their name gets, the more lovable they become.

I hope whoever is coming up with the permanent name keeps this in mind, actually.  Allow me to propose the Washington Legislative Caucus

The Washington Football Team of Landover Maryland

The Washington Football Team of DC That Plays in Landover Maryland tm


Where to the 'iants from New York play?  Where to the Dallas Cowturds play (hint, they are the Arlington, TX Cowturds).

So, your comment is lame.  You must be an iggles fan whining about injuries.
 
2020-09-14 3:48:31 PM  

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