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(Louder Sound)   Rock stars reveal what album was playing when they lost their virginity. Farkers still listening to All By Myself by Eric Carmen in hopes of the right one. Someday   (loudersound.com) divider line
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2020-09-12 9:51:07 PM  
Try it.

Alchemy of the Heart
Youtube 3OWU1R-_K20
 
2020-09-12 9:57:21 PM  
Babyshark
 
2020-09-12 10:43:52 PM  
Big Time - Peter Gabriel
Youtube RUP4dCucVnY


This song was playing on MTV.  A little on the nose, but I'll take it.
 
2020-09-12 10:52:53 PM  
What kind of loser listens to music while having sex?

Holy shiat, I thought MY ADD was bad.  Can't get laid without some light jazz to keep you distracted?
 
2020-09-12 10:56:57 PM  
Hogan's Hero rerun.
 
2020-09-12 10:58:13 PM  
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Well, it was the first two times.  In a span of about 90 minutes.

But I remember every minute of it.

Especially this:

Jimi Hendrix 'Voodoo Child' (Slight Return)
Youtube IZBlqcbpmxY
 
2020-09-12 11:03:13 PM  
I lasted the whole song.

Napalm Death - You Suffer
Youtube ybGOT4d2Hs8
 
2020-09-12 11:06:34 PM  
Hysteria
 
2020-09-12 11:10:03 PM  
Who can remember what was playing with all the screaming
 
2020-09-12 11:12:24 PM  
Wasn't anything around to play music on at the time - we were way too busy to be figuring wandering off to acquire such was a good idea.
 
2020-09-12 11:16:56 PM  
NIN head like a hole.

The song was only partially accurate.
 
2020-09-12 11:17:49 PM  

tinyarena: Who can remember what was playing with all the screaming


No, no, stop, please?
 
2020-09-12 11:19:50 PM  
Eddie Money -- Two Tickets to Paradise
 
2020-09-12 11:20:58 PM  
I've always thought it was a little bit strange to listen to music while having sex.   I don't want to hear music.  I want to hear all of your grunting and moaning, and talking dirty to me.  And flesh banging against flesh. *pap, pap, pap*
 
2020-09-12 11:24:52 PM  
Not even kidding.

En Vogue - My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) (Official Music Video)
Youtube JIuYQ_4TcXg
 
2020-09-12 11:28:11 PM  
by Eric Carmen

I misread that headline every time I see it.

Eric Cartman sings Come Sail Away
Youtube gWMyo62MWoA
 
2020-09-12 11:33:24 PM  

Cythraul: I've always thought it was a little bit strange to listen to music while having sex.   I don't want to hear music.  I want to hear all of your grunting and moaning, and talking dirty to me.  And flesh banging against flesh. *pap, pap, pap*


In my case her mom was upstairs, so we wanted something to cover those sounds.
 
2020-09-12 11:40:44 PM  
Really? No 'More Than Words'?
 
2020-09-12 11:44:03 PM  
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/not mine
//but obligatory
 
2020-09-12 11:50:05 PM  

caira: Really? No 'More Than Words'?



Came here to say that

*** wistfully looks into the distance while thinking of a microwaved grapefruit ***
 
2020-09-12 11:54:44 PM  

tinyarena: Who can remember what was playing with all the screaming


Or crying, in my case.
 
2020-09-12 11:59:57 PM  
Kashmir - Led Zeppelin
Youtube sfR_HWMzgyc


The fact that this is brought up in the movie Fast Times (even though Mike Damone gets the album wrong), is purely a coincidence
 
2020-09-13 12:05:08 AM  
It was either Too Short or DJ Quick.  Can't remember.
 
2020-09-13 12:08:06 AM  
I lost mine to Depeche Mode's Blasphemous Rumors.
 
2020-09-13 12:08:33 AM  
San Francisco Days
Youtube 1shj778UEI4


Never been to San Francisco.  Still one of my favourite songs ever.
 
2020-09-13 12:10:18 AM  

JolobinSmokin: It was either Too Short or DJ Quick.  Can't remember.


We really need to be able to vote for "Comment of the Year"
 
2020-09-13 12:11:38 AM  
Disco Inferno by The Trammps. It was the 12-inch version, but you probably didn't want to know that.

THE TRAMMPS - DISCO INFERNO (12 INCH VERSION)
Youtube NZc9GHsojwo
 
2020-09-13 12:12:40 AM  
No music was playing the first time. But Little Wing by SRV was a virtual guarantee once we'd crossed that line.

Stevie Ray Vaughan - Little Wing
Youtube An4uDegHB8s


Dancing slow to this with the lights down low and having a gorgeous woman take her time wrapping herself around me are some of the best memories I have in this life.

Sensuous doesn't feel like a good enough word for it. But I can't come up with a better one.
 
2020-09-13 12:14:26 AM  
None, thankfully.  I didn't need background noise messing with the very helpful instructions the pleasant MILF who deflowered me provided.
 
2020-09-13 12:17:46 AM  
I know I'm gonna catch all kinds of amusing shiat for this one, but it wasn't an album playing when I lost my virginity.

My girlfriend and I were watching The Little Mermaid on VHS and getting frisky. . .

/Probably shouldn't be on Fark while on strong painkillers but oh well
 
2020-09-13 12:23:38 AM  
It was Billy Squier's "Don't Say No"

Billy Squier - The Stroke
Youtube 69fPof-ZTnU
 
2020-09-13 12:23:46 AM  

Boojum2k: I know I'm gonna catch all kinds of amusing shiat for this one, but it wasn't an album playing when I lost my virginity.

My girlfriend and I were watching The Little Mermaid on VHS and getting frisky. . .

/Probably shouldn't be on Fark while on strong painkillers but oh well


The Little Mermaid - Under the Sea (from The Little Mermaid) (Official Video)
Youtube GC_mV1IpjWA


Everything's better down where it's wetter.
Under the sea
 
2020-09-13 12:24:37 AM  
More like what album they WISH they were playing at the time.

When a woman wants your D, they really don't care what is playing
 
2020-09-13 12:38:17 AM  
Fruit Blood "Don't Make Me Laugh"
Youtube k6mk2n3tk9c


Statistics say at least one person has lost it to this
 
2020-09-13 12:39:23 AM  
AuralArgument:

Oh nsfw
 
2020-09-13 12:40:47 AM  
Dark Side of the Moon. Not intentional, it was just playing when she came over.
 
2020-09-13 12:45:38 AM  

Boojum2k: I know I'm gonna catch all kinds of amusing shiat for this one, but ... My girlfriend and I were watching The Little Mermaid on VHS



Yes.  Yes you are.

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/I'm being nice
//coulda gone with ursula
 
2020-09-13 12:53:48 AM  
John McLaughlin, Paco DeLucia, Al DiMeola - Friday Night in San Francisco ( Full Album ) 1981
Youtube W3BzAKHCEvo
 
2020-09-13 12:57:55 AM  
Tin Hat Trio - The Longest Night
on a loop

It was actually the soundtrack to a Newgrounds game that we were checking out that night. I just threw caution to the wind, made a move and ended up winning a whole different game iykwim.
 
2020-09-13 1:03:08 AM  
I wasn't a virgin when this happened, but I'm going to tell this story because it involves sex and music:

During my mid 20s, I was dating someone, and on our 4th date, she comes back to my place.  Things are getting hot and heavy, and then she says "I need to have music on during sex.l

"What kind?" I asked.

"It doesn't mattter."

"For real?"  (I wanted to be sure.)

"Yes," she replied.

So I put on Jimmy Buffett's greatest hits, and track #1 on the CD was "Cheeseburger in Paradise".

In conclusion:

1) She was totally fine with it.
2) I could have grabbed my Barry White CD, but I also enjoy pushing the limits on occasion.😇
 
2020-09-13 1:04:07 AM  
I lost mine to the movie Freddy got Fingered.

/ wish I'd thought of music
// filler slahies
/// really wish I was lying
 
2020-09-13 1:06:02 AM  

creckert: I lost mine to the movie Freddy got Fingered.

/ wish I'd thought of music
// filler slahies
/// really wish I was lying


Daddy, would you like some sausage?
 
2020-09-13 1:09:28 AM  

The_Sponge: I wasn't a virgin when this happened, but I'm going to tell this story because it involves sex and music:

During my mid 20s, I was dating someone, and on our 4th date, she comes back to my place.  Things are getting hot and heavy, and then she says "I need to have music on during sex.l

"What kind?" I asked.

"It doesn't mattter."

"For real?"  (I wanted to be sure.)

"Yes," she replied.

So I put on Jimmy Buffett's greatest hits, and track #1 on the CD was "Cheeseburger in Paradise".

In conclusion:

1) She was totally fine with it.
2) I could have grabbed my Barry White CD, but I also enjoy pushing the limits on occasion.😇


Along those same lines, these two worked well too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHOQ9​l​kfh9k (NSFW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pbmI​Z​g2YnQ (NSFW)
 
2020-09-13 1:10:45 AM  

sforce: The_Sponge: I wasn't a virgin when this happened, but I'm going to tell this story because it involves sex and music:

During my mid 20s, I was dating someone, and on our 4th date, she comes back to my place.  Things are getting hot and heavy, and then she says "I need to have music on during sex.l

"What kind?" I asked.

"It doesn't mattter."

"For real?"  (I wanted to be sure.)

"Yes," she replied.

So I put on Jimmy Buffett's greatest hits, and track #1 on the CD was "Cheeseburger in Paradise".

In conclusion:

1) She was totally fine with it.
2) I could have grabbed my Barry White CD, but I also enjoy pushing the limits on occasion.😇

Along those same lines, these two worked well too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHOQ9l​kfh9k (NSFW)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pbmIZ​g2YnQ (NSFW)


Hahahahaha.  Damn.
 
2020-09-13 1:15:04 AM  
There wasn't music playing, but the movie Mortal Kombat: Annihilation was on the TV
 
2020-09-13 1:17:45 AM  
Damn, I just realized that I lost my virginity because of Edmund McMillen.
 
2020-09-13 1:18:09 AM  

batlock666: Dark Side of the Moon. Not intentional, it was just playing when she came over.


Good choice anyway. Although the 7/7 timing on Money can't have helped!
 
2020-09-13 1:33:27 AM  
Hey, you can fark right off, subby.  I listen to the Celine Dion version of All By Myself, thank you very much.
 
2020-09-13 1:54:06 AM  
Not an album, but for my first time, Seattle AM station KJR 950 was playing on the stereo in my room.  I don't recall any particular songs, but deejay Gary Lockwood was playing his afternoon show.

/teenage summer lovin'
 
2020-09-13 2:00:51 AM  
I don't think there was any music playing when I lost my virginity, but I've since found PJ Harvey has the best music-to-bang-to.
 
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