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(Politico)   At this point, it might be faster if we just list the federal agencies that the Trumpists HAVEN'T corrupted   (politico.com) divider line
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2020-09-12 2:29:18 AM  
We seem to have accelerated our money printing so...oh that's not good? OK. Well I for one look forward to the GOP whining about the deficits they caused for the next four years.
 
2020-09-12 4:31:37 AM  
Are there any?
 
2020-09-12 6:32:47 AM  
So Trump and his cronies manipulate data to make it look like he's more competent than he is, but it's the MEDIA that's the enemy of the people.
 
2020-09-12 6:36:09 AM  
 Canada Post
 
2020-09-12 6:36:37 AM  
EPA still works :(
 
2020-09-12 6:42:12 AM  

bdub77: We seem to have accelerated our money printing so...oh that's not good? OK. Well I for one look forward to the GOP whining about the deficits they caused for the next four years.


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2020-09-12 6:45:07 AM  

bdub77: We seem to have accelerated our money printing so...oh that's not good? OK. Well I for one look forward to the GOP whining about the deficits they caused for the next four years.


Yep, and they already are. And unfortunately, by the midterms, a number of 'undecided' voters will buy that the GOP are the 'fiscally responsible' party because they want to cut taxes AND spending (but only spending that helps poor people).
 
2020-09-12 6:46:27 AM  
Let the galaxy burn
 
2020-09-12 6:53:02 AM  

Jiggatron69: Let the galaxy burn


Since heat death of the universe is a long way off, I'm rooting for the event in Melancholia to happen.
 
2020-09-12 6:56:42 AM  
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2020-09-12 6:59:29 AM  
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   * has thoughts . . . pleads the 5th *
 
2020-09-12 7:00:37 AM  

FatherChaos: So Trump and his cronies manipulate data to make it look like he's more competent than he is, but it's the MEDIA that's the enemy of the people.


Donald Trump is The People, so yeah.
 
2020-09-12 7:18:34 AM  
Right wing nuts have always had conflicts with science and academia. It deals with facts and that hurts their feelings as they are told they are wrong so of course it is automatically political in their alternative universe fueled minds.
 
2020-09-12 7:19:44 AM  
- Department of Space Alien Relations
- Department of Homeworld Security
- Department of Time-Space Continuity
- Health and Mollusk Services
- Center for Telepathy Control
- Central Memetics Agency
- Federal Bureau of Infrasound
- Maryland Department of Motorized Amphibious Assault Vehicles
- Internal Resistance Services
- Electronic Procreation Agency
- Space Ports and Uranian Development
 
2020-09-12 7:25:26 AM  

bdub77: We seem to have accelerated our money printing so...oh that's not good? OK. Well I for one look forward to the GOP whining about the deficits they caused for the next four years.


I've been looking ahead to what happens when the government officially collapses. I expect we'll be occupied by some hostile power, perhaps that of Trump's buddy or his long-time product manufacturers. Just as Trump supporters console themselves knowing the liberals have more to lose and therefore are getting screwed more, I hope the first thing the occupiers do is plunder the assets of the 1%, the people that put Republicans in power and shaped their policy all these years.
 
2020-09-12 7:32:46 AM  
After trump some departments might just need to be closed and have a new version start from scratch it might be easier then trying to undo the mess.
 
2020-09-12 7:37:08 AM  

bluewave69: After trump some departments might just need to be closed and have a new version start from scratch it might be easier then trying to undo the mess.


He started dismantling the State Department first, that's probably one of the unfixable ones.
 
2020-09-12 7:39:59 AM  

Purple_Urkle: - Department of Space Alien Relations
- Department of Homeworld Security
- Department of Time-Space Continuity
- Health and Mollusk Services
- Center for Telepathy Control
- Central Memetics Agency
- Federal Bureau of Infrasound
- Maryland Department of Motorized Amphibious Assault Vehicles
- Internal Resistance Services
- Electronic Procreation Agency
- Space Ports and Uranian Development


I would like to know more about Health and Mollusk Services.
 
2020-09-12 7:40:14 AM  
The monument for the Trump administration should be an eternally burning garbage pit. Visitors would be encouraged to toss in buckets of greasy fried chicken, hamberders, soiled diapers -- anything that to them symbolizes the worst of presidents
 
2020-09-12 7:53:23 AM  
I look forward to Preet Bharara becoming AG and issuing about a thousand indictments of Trump admin officials in the first six months.
 
2020-09-12 8:05:59 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Purple_Urkle: - Department of Space Alien Relations
- Department of Homeworld Security
- Department of Time-Space Continuity
- Health and Mollusk Services
- Center for Telepathy Control
- Central Memetics Agency
- Federal Bureau of Infrasound
- Maryland Department of Motorized Amphibious Assault Vehicles
- Internal Resistance Services
- Electronic Procreation Agency
- Space Ports and Uranian Development

I would like to know more about Health and Mollusk Services.


Are you having trouble producing ink or are you producing excess ink, even when you're not anxious?

Do your chromatophores lack bioluster? If you have Medicaid*, certain qualified insurances or are currently enlisted in the US military there's financial assistance* for getting new chromatophores implanted so you're better able to conceal yourself from predators or dazzle them with a confusing bioluminescent display to gain the upper tentacle.

https://www.congress.gov/congressiona​l​-record/2008/09/24/house-section/artic​le/H9434-1
Find on page: chromatophores

*offer invalid in universes C-137 and CRM 114
 
2020-09-12 8:06:38 AM  

Bear_of_Arkona: Right wing nuts have always had conflicts with science and academia. It deals with facts and that hurts their feelings as they are told they are wrong so of course it is automatically political in their alternative universe fueled minds.


Right-wing nuts loved science when it supported eugenics and the war machine. The anti-science bent is more a reflection of its incompatibility with religion and the latter's stranglehold on modern American conservatism.
 
2020-09-12 8:08:57 AM  
Capitol should be taken out back and shot. He's a hanger on in the whole Trump Stone Manafort Giuliani Crime organization
 
2020-09-12 8:10:22 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Capitol should be taken out back and shot. He's a hanger on in the whole Trump Stone Manafort Giuliani Crime organization


I spelled Caputo. Fuq autocorrect
 
2020-09-12 8:10:27 AM  
Seriously, DHS.   They were corrupt at birth.
 
2020-09-12 8:17:29 AM  

Alphax: bluewave69: After trump some departments might just need to be closed and have a new version start from scratch it might be easier then trying to undo the mess.

He started dismantling the State Department first, that's probably one of the unfixable ones.


Ive told this story before :

The foreign service test is one of the most difficult exams and processes in the federal government and one of the most prestigious places to work, historically.

I took the practice exam back in March, to gauge how much prep I would need to pass. I actually had a passing score already on the language portion, was 50/50 passing (it's on a scale) for the historical facts component (easiest part to study for).

Then there is this new component of the test which was added in 2017. I scored a 7%!! This amazed me as I believe I answered all the situations in the most diplomatic way possible. I went to find out people's advice for passing this section and discovered the test is 100% 'do whatever your boss tells you no matter the circumstance'

They have completely corrupted one of our most elite and talented agencies with a bunch of actual shiat eaters who couldn't solve a problem even if they wanted to.
 
2020-09-12 8:19:26 AM  
"Started to drain," not "corrupted," Subby.
 
2020-09-12 8:21:18 AM  
The San Bernardino Omnitrans bus service has a $1 youth fare. That looks farking awesome. I think that shows the San Bernardino city bus is still outside Trump's power.
 
2020-09-12 8:24:17 AM  
{} which is often represented by ∅ might very well be your list Subby.
 
2020-09-12 8:28:35 AM  
Reports altered in Sharpie is  dead giveaway.
 
2020-09-12 8:31:18 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Purple_Urkle: - Department of Space Alien Relations
- Department of Homeworld Security
- Department of Time-Space Continuity
- Health and Mollusk Services
- Center for Telepathy Control
- Central Memetics Agency
- Federal Bureau of Infrasound
- Maryland Department of Motorized Amphibious Assault Vehicles
- Internal Resistance Services
- Electronic Procreation Agency
- Space Ports and Uranian Development

I would like to know more about Health and Mollusk Services.

Are you having trouble producing ink or are you producing excess ink, even when you're not anxious?

Do your chromatophores lack bioluster? If you have Medicaid*, certain qualified insurances or are currently enlisted in the US military there's financial assistance* for getting new chromatophores implanted so you're better able to conceal yourself from predators or dazzle them with a confusing bioluminescent display to gain the upper tentacle.

https://www.congress.gov/congressional​-record/2008/09/24/house-section/artic​le/H9434-1
Find on page: chromatophores

*offer invalid in universes C-137 and CRM 114


This is a great thing for those of us who use our body effluvia to escape predators and awkward social situations.   Sign me up!
 
2020-09-12 8:41:06 AM  

fernt: "Started to drain," not "corrupted," Subby.


Having a bad day?
 
2020-09-12 8:47:16 AM  

Jiggatron69: Let the galaxy burn


Samsung is way ahead of you.
 
2020-09-12 8:47:31 AM  

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Purple_Urkle: Smirky the Wonder Chimp: Purple_Urkle: - Department of Space Alien Relations
- Department of Homeworld Security
- Department of Time-Space Continuity
- Health and Mollusk Services
- Center for Telepathy Control
- Central Memetics Agency
- Federal Bureau of Infrasound
- Maryland Department of Motorized Amphibious Assault Vehicles
- Internal Resistance Services
- Electronic Procreation Agency
- Space Ports and Uranian Development

I would like to know more about Health and Mollusk Services.

Are you having trouble producing ink or are you producing excess ink, even when you're not anxious?

Do your chromatophores lack bioluster? If you have Medicaid*, certain qualified insurances or are currently enlisted in the US military there's financial assistance* for getting new chromatophores implanted so you're better able to conceal yourself from predators or dazzle them with a confusing bioluminescent display to gain the upper tentacle.

https://www.congress.gov/congressional​-record/2008/09/24/house-section/artic​le/H9434-1
Find on page: chromatophores

*offer invalid in universes C-137 and CRM 114

This is a great thing for those of us who use our body effluvia to escape predators and awkward social situations.   Sign me up!


First we've got to steer the timeline away from Trump or else America will never get back to doing kickass Obama era mad science that's nearly indistinguishable from science fiction at first glance.
Insane in the Chromatophores
Youtube G-OVrI9x8Zs
I'm only interested in it because it's farking cool but others want to use the squid tech to make:
- invisible soldiers concealed in adaptive camouflage
- implanted, perpetual blood sugar monitor displays
- adaptive tattoos/animated tattoos

Trump sucks. He and his see no value in science for advancement's sake. He only values profits that capitalize on American suffering.
 
2020-09-12 8:47:44 AM  

fernt: "Started to drain," not "corrupted," Subby.


It's okay, big cat.  They can't all be mediocre.
 
2020-09-12 8:49:56 AM  

fernt: "Started to drain," not "corrupted," Subby.


Draining agencies of competent, experienced and qualified personnel, institutional memory and funding is a KIND of draining.
 
2020-09-12 8:53:48 AM  

fernt: "Started to drain," not "corrupted," Subby.


Ah yes the old started to drain the swamp argument

Kind of funny how you purposely left out that the swamp has been turned into a sewer system by all the draining your president has done
 
2020-09-12 8:54:28 AM  

danielem1: fernt: "Started to drain," not "corrupted," Subby.

Having a bad day?


If I didn't know the poster in question, I'd be curious how he thinks 'staffing every department with people hellbent on destroying said department for their own personal profit' can be interpreted as 'draining the swamp'. But since I do, I know it'd be more productive to ask the back end of a cow its opinion.
 
2020-09-12 8:57:33 AM  

fernt: "Started to drain," not "corrupted," Subby.


You're delusional.
 
2020-09-12 8:57:35 AM  
From TFA: "Caputo and his team have attempted to add caveats to the CDC's findings, including an effort to retroactively change agency reports that they said wrongly inflated the risks of Covid-19 and should have made clear that Americans sickened by the virus may have been infected because of their own behavior, according to the individuals familiar with the situation and emails reviewed by POLITICO."

Surely the POTUS acting as if it is no worse than the flu, and a hoax meant to make him look bad - had nothing to do with his mouth-breathing cultists intentionally putting themselves in super-spreader scenarios. He takes no responsibility at all!
 
2020-09-12 8:59:35 AM  
 
2020-09-12 9:02:23 AM  

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We still have zero idea what Caputo's "Project Rasputin" he was discussing with Roger Stone during the 2016 election was all about.
 
2020-09-12 9:05:27 AM  

danielem1: fernt: "Started to drain," not "corrupted," Subby.

Having a bad day?


Does he ever have good ones?
 
2020-09-12 9:10:17 AM  
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2020-09-12 9:17:42 AM  

freetomato: From TFA: "Caputo and his team have attempted to add caveats to the CDC's findings, including an effort to retroactively change agency reports that they said wrongly inflated the risks of Covid-19 and should have made clear that Americans sickened by the virus may have been infected because of their own behavior, according to the individuals familiar with the situation and emails reviewed by POLITICO."

Surely the POTUS acting as if it is no worse than the flu, and a hoax meant to make him look bad - had nothing to do with his mouth-breathing cultists intentionally putting themselves in super-spreader scenarios. He takes no responsibility at all!


The FL governs was doing the same thing. "We need to open all the restaurants and bars and take off the masks and have drunken hookups." ..... "Ohh nooeess! It's all these young people going to the bars what for need to take the blame! Me has no idea how could have been predicted they would go to open bars!"
 
2020-09-12 9:23:30 AM  

jimjays: bdub77: We seem to have accelerated our money printing so...oh that's not good? OK. Well I for one look forward to the GOP whining about the deficits they caused for the next four years.

I've been looking ahead to what happens when the government officially collapses. I expect we'll be occupied by some hostile power, perhaps that of Trump's buddy or his long-time product manufacturers. Just as Trump supporters console themselves knowing the liberals have more to lose and therefore are getting screwed more, I hope the first thing the occupiers do is plunder the assets of the 1%, the people that put Republicans in power and shaped their policy all these years.


Good god, no. No foreign power wants to try and occupy the United States. The logistics alone make it impossible, and that's before we get to the sheer size and well-armed civilian populace.

Should the government "collapse" (it won't; these things happen gradually) it would be replaced by a new local government(s).
 
2020-09-12 9:28:48 AM  

qorkfiend: Should the government "collapse" (it won't; these things happen gradually) it would be replaced by a new local government(s).


Balkanization, in simpler terms.
 
2020-09-12 9:35:52 AM  

AurizenDarkstar: qorkfiend: Should the government "collapse" (it won't; these things happen gradually) it would be replaced by a new local government(s).

Balkanization, in simpler terms.


Possibly. It just won't be foreign, whatever it is.
 
2020-09-12 9:36:13 AM  
Republicans cater to the worst aspects of humanity and as a result now incorporate the worst parts of society. If you know someone who is kind, empathetic, intelligent then odds are they are a non-Republican. If you know someone who is angry, mean uncaring, dishonest, lacking intelligence then odds are Trump is a gift from the heavens.

So now every election we have to count on a small minority of uninformed asswipes who would rather watch reality TV than pay any attention to actual reality to decide the election.
 
2020-09-12 9:36:25 AM  
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