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(Jezebel)   A deep dive into the paranoid, fantastically boring black hole that is the mind of Donny Half-scoop   (theslot.jezebel.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Supreme Court of the United States, Donald Trump, Democratic Party, Liberal Privilege, Donald Trump Jr, Ivana Trump, Joe Biden, Donald Trump, Jr.  
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2990 clicks; posted to Politics » on 11 Sep 2020 at 10:44 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-09-11 8:18:20 PM  
"Mind"
 
2020-09-11 10:02:50 PM  
the kim jong un of trumps
 
2020-09-11 10:50:08 PM  
I'm afraid to click on that article. I value my sanity and what few brain cells alcohol hasn't killed in these last four nightmarish years.
 
2020-09-11 10:50:32 PM  
American society is proficient at promoting the absolute worst and unworthy to permanent fixtures in the public imagination.
 
2020-09-11 10:50:45 PM  
"if raw and unhinged are synonyms for paranoid and delusional..."

In all fairness to Jr. That sounds like he's done quality market research.

Anyone buying this book could fill out a book of conspiracy theory mad libs and walk away believing their own work.
 
2020-09-11 10:52:51 PM  
Who is he writing too? They can't read
 
2020-09-11 10:53:17 PM  
With his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle providing the audio version of the book

o.O  a nice and calming podcast for the drive home
 
2020-09-11 10:57:28 PM  

American Decency Association: With his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle providing the audio version of the book

o.O  a nice and calming podcast for the drive home


Sounds like fun work out audio to listen to.
 
2020-09-11 10:58:00 PM  
It's just a grift.
 
2020-09-11 10:58:11 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: I'm afraid to click on that article. I value my sanity and what few brain cells alcohol hasn't killed in these last four nightmarish years.


C'mon, you have to. Otherwise your Fark handle doesn't work.
 
2020-09-11 10:58:17 PM  
After watching that I need some kind of mind bleach.

How does anyone stand in the same room with that farking clown for more than 2 minutes without punching him in the throat?
 
2020-09-11 11:03:21 PM  
A few years ago, even mentioning that Chelsea Clinton may have possibly expressed some sort of unsubstantiated opinion about anything at all in so much as an unpopular blog was enough evoke Republican wailing so fierce that the walls in DC would shake and bleed.  Yet this yahoo runs about unchecked.  I wonder what the difference is.
 
2020-09-11 11:04:05 PM  

Fark on a BMX: Who is he writing too? They can't read


The campaign will buy lots of them and "reward" donors. Maybe Fox or OANN too. But definitely the campaign. It's just another grift.
 
2020-09-11 11:07:51 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: the kim jong un of trumps


I read that as "the Kim Jong Un of turnips", which actually isn't that far off the mark.
 
2020-09-11 11:08:51 PM  
When does he leak the sex tape to increase sales?
 
2020-09-11 11:09:52 PM  
And somehow that's not the son who thinks Google is trying to manipulate us via animus.

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2020-09-11 11:15:35 PM  
I'm not immune to propaganda, but I do try to think of it as soul-viruses composed of memes. A second combination of memetic elements are going to (a) propagate themselves, and (b) injure the host.
 
2020-09-11 11:15:48 PM  

gadian: A few years ago, even mentioning that Chelsea Clinton may have possibly expressed some sort of unsubstantiated opinion about anything at all in so much as an unpopular blog was enough evoke Republican wailing so fierce that the walls in DC would shake and bleed.  Yet this yahoo runs about unchecked.  I wonder what the difference is.


Every time a liberal is allowed to express an opinion unchecked, somewhere, a Real American testicle dies.

Think of the testicles.
 
2020-09-11 11:20:34 PM  
Donald Trump Jr. is a Piece of Shiate
 
2020-09-11 11:22:59 PM  
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2020-09-11 11:24:24 PM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: gadian: A few years ago, even mentioning that Chelsea Clinton may have possibly expressed some sort of unsubstantiated opinion about anything at all in so much as an unpopular blog was enough evoke Republican wailing so fierce that the walls in DC would shake and bleed.  Yet this yahoo runs about unchecked.  I wonder what the difference is.

Every time a liberal is allowed to express an opinion unchecked, somewhere, a Real American testicle dies.

Think of the testicles.


I'd rather not.

...

Ha! I hope my liberal expression of an opinion regarding thinking about Real American Testicle death caused the death of another Real American Testicle.  Take THAT Real American Testicles.  Straight from my wildfire-clouded, Commiefornian-supporting-your-welfa(R)​e-state heart.
 
2020-09-11 11:33:13 PM  
FTFA "Most people don't know I published this book on my own" 3 thoughts:

1. Notice he uses the word "published" not "wrote". Is this the rare moment of honesty from a Trump?
2. If there wasn't a ghost writer, it is apparently a lot easier to write a book than I ever imagined.
3. Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back. Your family has grifted so much money from the public that any suggestion that you used money earned from the sweat of your brow to print this pile of shiat is utterly risible.
 
2020-09-11 11:39:37 PM  
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2020-09-11 11:52:14 PM  
Nepotism is bad, screams the son of the President who has hired most of his family to work in government.
 
2020-09-11 11:52:24 PM  
I Just couldn't read it. I just couldn't.
 
2020-09-12 12:11:42 AM  
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2020-09-12 12:16:31 AM  
Deep dive into an empty pool.
 
2020-09-12 12:31:37 AM  
Uday expects people to believe he had offers from "major publishers," but "chose" to self-publish.

Like anyone from that family has ever turned down a check in their lives.

He self-published because publishers don't farking care what he has to say.
 
2020-09-12 12:37:05 AM  
I never paid too much attention to junior but after hearing him rant the other day I have a new respect for the dude that plays him on SNL...he does a really good job with the impression.
 
2020-09-12 12:48:13 AM  
That man is the poster child for an inheritance tax.
 
2020-09-12 1:26:40 AM  
Deep down, he's very shallow.
 
2020-09-12 2:37:06 AM  
He's written a book on privilege.

He'd know a thing or two about the subject.
Case closed.
 
2020-09-12 2:46:11 AM  
I want Eric to write a book.  He could call it, There Are No Bad Places, Please Touch Me, Daddy!
 
2020-09-12 6:26:23 AM  
Daddy will never love you, son, no matter how many times you try.
 
2020-09-12 7:07:46 AM  
Even reading the review amounts to 'two-minutes-I'll-never-get-back'
 
2020-09-12 7:21:59 AM  
i heard he honks his fair share of monkey dust
 
2020-09-12 8:24:15 AM  

Fark on a BMX: Who is he writing too? They can't read


I dont no.
 
2020-09-12 8:59:01 AM  
I would have stopped reading at: "I have written this book..."
 
2020-09-12 9:10:54 AM  

Fark on a BMX: Who is he writing too? They can't read


And you're having problems spelling to...
 
2020-09-12 9:37:10 AM  
I give half scoop less than six months in the pen before he's someone's biatch.
 
2020-09-12 9:50:19 AM  

freetomato: I give half scoop less than six months in the pen before he's someone's biatch.


You misspelled minutes.
 
2020-09-12 9:52:23 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: gadian: A few years ago, even mentioning that Chelsea Clinton may have possibly expressed some sort of unsubstantiated opinion about anything at all in so much as an unpopular blog was enough evoke Republican wailing so fierce that the walls in DC would shake and bleed.  Yet this yahoo runs about unchecked.  I wonder what the difference is.

Every time a liberal is allowed to express an opinion unchecked, somewhere, a Real American testicle dies.

Think of the testicles.


Testicular Lives Matter!
 
2020-09-12 11:15:09 AM  

American Decency Association: With his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle providing the audio version of the book

o.O  a nice and calming podcast for the drive home


The audio version also has video.

Here is an excerpt:
 
2020-09-12 11:26:34 AM  

palelizard: Fark on a BMX: Who is he writing too? They can't read

The campaign will buy lots of them and "reward" donors. Maybe Fox or OANN too. But definitely the campaign. It's just another grift.


We'll see another picture of Charlie Kirk's TPUSA offices with thousands of those books stacked all over.
 
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