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(San Francisco Chronicle)   If any movie directors want to shoot a film set in Hell, NorCal would be the place to shoot right about now   (sfchronicle.com) divider line
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2020-09-09 1:59:06 PM  
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2020-09-09 2:53:48 PM  
Took this myself from my office in Oakland.

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2020-09-09 2:54:34 PM  
also meant to say, California sucks
 
2020-09-09 2:55:26 PM  
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2020-09-09 2:57:08 PM  
I'm sure some enterprising drone operators are already collecting footage.
 
2020-09-09 2:57:30 PM  
Posting from San Francisco. The sun hasn't come out today. It's looked like dusk since I woke up around 6:00. Just a dark sky with a dark amber tinge to it.
 
2020-09-09 2:58:05 PM  
Between the traffic and all the piles of poop, I've always thought of San Francisco as hell. Great restaurants though.
 
2020-09-09 2:58:11 PM  
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2020-09-09 2:58:25 PM  
A relative on the central Oregon coast sent me this. Taken at 10:18 am.


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2020-09-09 2:58:40 PM  
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2020-09-09 3:00:11 PM  
Yeah, here I saw Francis Ford Coppola shuffling around, muttering something about the perfect light and Apocalypse Now 2: Trump Boogaloo.

It's so orange out right now it will give you a headache. Like the entire world is wearing those Blueblocker sunglasses.
 
2020-09-09 3:00:33 PM  
To make it more realistic, California just needs Air Force One to visit.
 
2020-09-09 3:01:07 PM  

Yellow Beard: Between the traffic and all the piles of poop, I've always thought of San Francisco as hell. Great restaurants though.


herp-a-doo! Here come the morons!
 
2020-09-09 3:02:58 PM  
Mayberry-by-the-Sea (Monterey) reporting. It's weird because the daylight is very dim and deep amber in color, but the air quality at ground level is not that bad at all. I can't smell any smoke whatsoever. The apocalypse is definitely happening, but it's happening so gradually it hardly feels like a real apocalypse....
 
2020-09-09 3:03:10 PM  
I've been saying for the longest time, that the democrats were driving CA to hell. I guess, they finally arrived.
 
2020-09-09 3:04:30 PM  
Isn't this just a big ad announcing Pumpkin Spice Lattes everything will soon be infecting us?
 
2020-09-09 3:04:46 PM  
They have been hell for a while now. SF has been a shining piece of shiat for a while. So much for utopia.
 
2020-09-09 3:05:38 PM  
Somebody could film Sandman Slim cycle...

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2020-09-09 3:06:32 PM  
2020 has been humanity's Trial Subscription to the Apocalypse.

If you do not cancel the Apocalypse, it will be automatically renewed for the next 10,000 years.
 
2020-09-09 3:07:28 PM  
Oh the twatwaffles who think that Northern California, or even the Bay Area, just means San Francisco.
 
2020-09-09 3:07:54 PM  

maxandgrinch: Isn't this just a big ad announcing Pumpkin Spice Lattes everything will soon be infecting us?


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2020-09-09 3:10:06 PM  
Reminds me of the old sailor adage:
"Red sky at night, sailors' delight
Red sky in the morning, sailors' take warning"

/I did not know that I knew the word adage
//had to look it up to confirm the meeting
///random brain correlations
 
2020-09-09 3:11:45 PM  
it's really bad here.  i went out for a walk and wore a mask with a filter in it.

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2020-09-09 3:12:24 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Yellow Beard: Between the traffic and all the piles of poop, I've always thought of San Francisco as hell. Great restaurants though.

herp-a-doo! Here come the morons!


I haven't been there in 3 years. Are you saying the solved the traffic and people crapping in public problems? Because 3 years ago, both were bad, very bad.
 
2020-09-09 3:13:40 PM  
Rayleigh scattering is a tool of the devil!
 
2020-09-09 3:13:45 PM  
The outside now has a very nostalgic, sepia-toned, old-timey feel to it.
 
2020-09-09 3:14:13 PM  

Yellow Beard: Between the traffic and all the piles of poop, I've always thought of San Francisco as hell. Great restaurants though.


yes i'm sure whe. you hear that on fox news you nod your head in agreement.  It's always the same nonsense from you trump dumpsters
 
2020-09-09 3:15:15 PM  

Resident Muslim: Reminds me of the old sailor adage:
"Red sky at night, sailors' delight
Red sky in the morning, sailors' take warning"

/I did not know that I knew the word adage
//had to look it up to confirm the meeting
///random brain correlations


Your random brain correlations..mine is having the Edge's guitar work earworming me like a soundtrack the past couple of days.  U2's "New Year's Day".  Especially this bit of verse:

Under a blood red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white....
 
2020-09-09 3:15:23 PM  

Heamer: Posting from San Francisco. The sun hasn't come out today. It's looked like dusk since I woke up around 6:00. Just a dark sky with a dark amber tinge to it.


We expect the Lord of the Nazgul to appear at any moment.
 
2020-09-09 3:21:29 PM  

JudgeSmails: Yellow Beard: Between the traffic and all the piles of poop, I've always thought of San Francisco as hell. Great restaurants though.

yes i'm sure whe. you hear that on fox news you nod your head in agreement.  It's always the same nonsense from you trump dumpsters


Actually, that is first hand experience. I've been there. Even on Fark they have had articles about the poop tracker app. As for the rest of your drivel, too funny. I don't watch Faux news, ever. I get my news from BBC and Al Jazeera. Try those instead of MSNBC and CNN, you'll be far more well informed.
 
2020-09-09 3:23:03 PM  

JFK Shot First: I've been saying for the longest time, that the democrats were driving CA to hell. I guess, they finally arrived.


Well my brother just lost everything he owned so I guess, go and find a nice comfortable spot in which to fark yourself.
 
2020-09-09 3:23:40 PM  

Yellow Beard: JudgeSmails: Yellow Beard: Between the traffic and all the piles of poop, I've always thought of San Francisco as hell. Great restaurants though.

yes i'm sure whe. you hear that on fox news you nod your head in agreement.  It's always the same nonsense from you trump dumpsters

Actually, that is first hand experience. I've been there. Even on Fark they have had articles about the poop tracker app. As for the rest of your drivel, too funny. I don't watch Faux news, ever. I get my news from BBC and Al Jazeera. Try those instead of MSNBC and CNN, you'll be far more well informed.


sure you have Hunty.  since i live in the area,i'll go with my own firsthand experience. You go on now and have a normal one with your poop tracker app,i'm sure people you know don't roll their eyes the minute you walk away from them.
 
2020-09-09 3:24:14 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: JFK Shot First: I've been saying for the longest time, that the democrats were driving CA to hell. I guess, they finally arrived.

Well my brother just lost everything he owned so I guess, go and find a nice comfortable spot in which to fark yourself.


Plus he's in OR, but still.  gfy
 
2020-09-09 3:25:57 PM  

Johnny Bananapeel: Mayberry-by-the-Sea (Monterey) reporting. It's weird because the daylight is very dim and deep amber in color, but the air quality at ground level is not that bad at all. I can't smell any smoke whatsoever. The apocalypse is definitely happening, but it's happening so gradually it hardly feels like a real apocalypse....


This...I actually thought my kid left the back porch light on, so I went to check and it was just the orange-yellow sky. Stepped ou and didn't choke on smoke like I did a week ago
 
2020-09-09 3:26:12 PM  
At work in Mountain View, I have no idea where the sun is. Feels like time to start welding spikes onto my car.
 
2020-09-09 3:27:33 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: Billy Bathsalt: JFK Shot First: I've been saying for the longest time, that the democrats were driving CA to hell. I guess, they finally arrived.

Well my brother just lost everything he owned so I guess, go and find a nice comfortable spot in which to fark yourself.

Plus he's in OR, but still.  gfy


So sorry to hear that.   Oregon and even Washington are getting hammered.   There is a level3 evacuation order in my smallish county on the Oregon coast.

But hey man, anything to get a dig in about California.  Not you, but the other ones.
 
2020-09-09 3:28:26 PM  
I measured less than 2.0 footcandles outside in Alameda this morning, at 10 am.
 
2020-09-09 3:32:01 PM  
What you're seeing is one of the few natural phenomena dependent on the fourth and sixth powers of fundamental quantities.  In this case, wavelength (λ) and particle diameter (d):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rayleig​h​_scattering#Small_size_parameter_appro​ximation

If you don't math [then you're lucky wikimedia images don't Fark], it basically means smoke scatters the blue end of the rainbow a whole Farkin' lot more effectively than the red end.  So the red light from the sun is the only color that gets to the ground.

It's the same reason the sky is blue, but that's the complimentary case:  The blue is the light scattered by the air molecules eventually finding its way down to the ground, and your eyes.

/but it's still the tool of the devil
 
2020-09-09 3:38:39 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: Well my brother just lost everything he owned so I guess, go and find a nice comfortable spot in which to fark yourself.


Well, if he voted Democrat... then he is partially responsible. They farked this state, not me.
 
2020-09-09 3:47:34 PM  
It's never a good thing when real life is imitating the lyrics to Raining Blood.
 
2020-09-09 3:50:52 PM  

JFK Shot First: Billy Bathsalt: Well my brother just lost everything he owned so I guess, go and find a nice comfortable spot in which to fark yourself.

Well, if he voted Democrat... then he is partially responsible. They farked this state, not me.


Perhaps you could consider turning these fire into a force of good rather than evil, and consider dying in one.
 
2020-09-09 3:52:22 PM  
Do you sinners see now what happens when you legalize Beelzebub's Broccoli?
 
2020-09-09 3:53:37 PM  
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2020-09-09 4:10:55 PM  

JFK Shot First: Took this myself from my office in Oakland.

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shiat
 
2020-09-09 4:11:36 PM  
This Is Final Slap.
 
2020-09-09 4:12:16 PM  

bughunter: What you're seeing is one of the few natural phenomena dependent on the fourth and sixth powers of fundamental quantities.  In this case, wavelength (λ) and particle diameter (d):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rayleigh​_scattering#Small_size_parameter_appro​ximation

If you don't math [then you're lucky wikimedia images don't Fark], it basically means smoke scatters the blue end of the rainbow a whole Farkin' lot more effectively than the red end.  So the red light from the sun is the only color that gets to the ground.

It's the same reason the sky is blue, but that's the complimentary case:  The blue is the light scattered by the air molecules eventually finding its way down to the ground, and your eyes.

/but it's still the tool of the devil


It's more than that. We've had much smokier days the last few weeks with no orange sky. The difference this time is that the marine layer (fog) came in the bay big time last night. Smoke is high in the atmosphere and the fog is down low. It's actually kind of cool because the air quality isn't bad, so you can go outside and have a look.

I still think one of our long dormant volcanos is going to go off by the end of the year. That's when the party will really get started.
 
2020-09-09 4:20:37 PM  

Yellow Beard: Between the traffic and all the piles of poop, I've always thought of San Francisco as hell. Great restaurants though.


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The one in NYC has good restaurants, too.
 
2020-09-09 4:41:22 PM  

Cyberluddite: JFK Shot First: Billy Bathsalt: Well my brother just lost everything he owned so I guess, go and find a nice comfortable spot in which to fark yourself.

Well, if he voted Democrat... then he is partially responsible. They farked this state, not me.

Perhaps you could consider turning these fire into a force of good rather than evil, and consider dying in one.


Sorry for this persons brother, hope he had good insurance. But don't go pointing your farking rage at me because I blame the point out that Democrats have driven this state to hell. Or perhaps you could direct your rage at the idiots who thought it would be a good idea to set off a pyrotechnic device to reveal the gender of their soon to be child. Maybe he is a hell spawn. But regardless, I'll bet these idiots voted Democrat.

And finally for those who want to direct their rage at me, all I can say is stick your head deeper in your ass, it will protect you from inhaling smoke.
 
2020-09-09 4:59:39 PM  

JFK Shot First: Cyberluddite: JFK Shot First: Billy Bathsalt: Well my brother just lost everything he owned so I guess, go and find a nice comfortable spot in which to fark yourself.

Well, if he voted Democrat... then he is partially responsible. They farked this state, not me.

Perhaps you could consider turning these fire into a force of good rather than evil, and consider dying in one.

Sorry for this persons brother, hope he had good insurance. But don't go pointing your farking rage at me because I blame the point out that Democrats have driven this state to hell. Or perhaps you could direct your rage at the idiots who thought it would be a good idea to set off a pyrotechnic device to reveal the gender of their soon to be child. Maybe he is a hell spawn. But regardless, I'll bet these idiots voted Democrat.

And finally for those who want to direct their rage at me, all I can say is stick your head deeper in your ass, it will protect you from inhaling smoke.


You sound angry.
 
2020-09-09 5:00:52 PM  
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And let's not forget about the falling ash....😞
 
2020-09-09 5:07:24 PM  

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/little bored here, seems like dusk
 
2020-09-09 6:22:33 PM  
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2020-09-09 8:27:38 PM  
Closing in on 5:30pm, and it still looks like that outside. Heat is way down from Monday, though, so we have that going for us.
 
2020-09-09 8:46:11 PM  
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2020-09-09 9:30:50 PM  
Cool drone video a neighbor shot from his backyard. South San Jose. Starts pointed at Communication Hill, ends pointed toward Almaden Valley.

End of Days.
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2020-09-09 9:51:30 PM  

phishrace: Cool drone video a neighbor shot from his backyard. South San Jose. Starts pointed at Communication Hill, ends pointed toward Almaden Valley.

[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/5d9-NKJ5​jSQ?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


It's just not quite the same as the original.

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2020-09-09 10:05:32 PM  
Well, a house I lived in around Ruth, California is about to burn down.   My best friend, from my teen years on had had to evacuate her home of decades, along Alderpoint Road.    Southern Humboldt is on fire, as is part of Trinity County.

The places I have loved since I was a child are all on fire or soon to be. :(
 
2020-09-09 10:08:23 PM  
Nevada's been like that for four weeks now. We had two good air days--no smoke at all!--and I can pretend to breathe now!

/and we're getting smoke back tomorrow
//I didn't stop coughing for a full day. I'm wondering about permanent damage. Asthma and smoke are a bad mix.
 
2020-09-09 11:55:41 PM  

logieal: Yeah, here I saw Francis Ford Coppola shuffling around, muttering something about the perfect light and Apocalypse Now 2: Trump Boogaloo.

It's so orange out right now it will give you a headache. Like the entire world is wearing those Blueblocker sunglasses.


Blu Blockers Commercial
Youtube _Png-PC0ews
One does not simply mention "Blueblockers" without the CLASSIC commercial.
 
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