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(DeadState)   I must have missed that part of the bible where 'Transgender Black Marxists' would try to elect Joe Biden. Perhaps it's in Two Corinthians?   (deadstate.org) divider line
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2020-09-09 1:03:26 PM  
So antifa.com redirects to joebiden.com.

And here is Michele Bachmann saying that the site is populated by transgender black marxists?

Is she saying what I think she's saying about Kamala Harris? In other words, the same nonsense spouted by the far right evangelicals about Michelle Obama?

Have to say this about the far right evangelicals. They are consistent in their racism and bigotry.
 
2020-09-09 1:11:53 PM  

GitOffaMyLawn: So antifa.com redirects to joebiden.com.

And here is Michele Bachmann saying that the site is populated by transgender black marxists?

Is she saying what I think she's saying about Kamala Harris? In other words, the same nonsense spouted by the far right evangelicals about Michelle Obama?

Have to say this about the far right evangelicals. They are consistent in their racism and bigotry.


Well, when the only letters you ever learnt were K, K, and K, it makes it rather easy.
 
2020-09-09 1:13:31 PM  
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2020-09-09 1:17:07 PM  

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I don't ask.  They lie.  In the US at least, they're all Republican Jesus or worse, no matter what they say.
 
2020-09-09 1:23:47 PM  
She's saying that like it's a bad thing.
 
2020-09-09 1:34:02 PM  

joshiz: She's saying that like it's a bad thing.


Word.  I assume these transgender black Marxists will be manning (personning?) the taco trucks I was promised on every corner.
 
2020-09-09 1:35:26 PM  
That's one Thessabolognian. "They shall love the penis so much, the penis shall appear to them everywhere. Even in their wife's butt and attached to the pool boy."
 
2020-09-09 1:36:19 PM  
Two Corinthians walk into a bar.

One of them got a concussion.
 
2020-09-09 1:43:59 PM  
This puzzles me on so many levels. If it really were "Transgender Black Marxists" trying to elect Biden as the bible says, then shouldn't the response be "meh?" How many transgender people are there in the voting population? Slice that down even further to just the black trans voters...how many can there be? Let's be super generous and give them Marxist label for free - so if you are black and trans we can assume you can only be a Marxist.

Now we have to sprinkle this army of black trans (and by default Marxist) around the electoral college enough to "steal" the election for Biden.

Seriously, god sucks at being god. His bible predictions are totally lame.
 
2020-09-09 1:45:20 PM  
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2020-09-09 1:46:27 PM  
Oh look: Michele Bachman's still alive! I was wondering where she bloviated off to all those years ago; I used to love making fun of her!
 
2020-09-09 1:46:40 PM  
If these people actually read the bible they would realize that Jesus would be hanging out at the underground black gay disco and not with people like Mike Pence.
 
2020-09-09 1:47:01 PM  
Whoever taught these people the word "Marxist" needs to be killed.

/I bet it was Jordan Peterson.
 
2020-09-09 1:47:14 PM  
Black Transgender Marxists is my Devo/R&B cover band.
 
2020-09-09 1:47:45 PM  

GitOffaMyLawn: So antifa.com redirects to joebiden.com.

And here is Michele Bachmann saying that the site is populated by transgender black marxists?

Is she saying what I think she's saying about Kamala Harris? In other words, the same nonsense spouted by the far right evangelicals about Michelle Obama?

Have to say this about the far right evangelicals. They are consistent in their racism and bigotry.


You're reading too much into the ramblings of a brain-damaged fundie.
 
2020-09-09 1:47:55 PM  
Oh for forks sake how is this clinically delusional hatesack still getting attention?

\She claims to hear the Voice Of God
\\Her "prophecies" have not come true, she is clearly a false prophet
\\\Or, ya know, auditory hallucinations and delusions of grandeur
 
2020-09-09 1:48:14 PM  
"For people who know their Bible, this is exactly what the prophets told us."

Well then...I apparently don't know my Bible. Would you be so kind as to help me learn? I'd very much like to see the passages you're referring to...
 
2020-09-09 1:48:34 PM  
"For people who know their Bible, this is exactly what the prophets told us," she later added. "So, we stand on the word of God, the Bible, and we say, 'Satan, flee, we're going to stand on the truth of God.' And so that's why now more than ever, between now and the election, what we need to do is pray and cry out to Almighty God and ask for his protection over America and to speak in this election."Because after the election, praying and crying out to God won't matter at all?
 
2020-09-09 1:48:41 PM  
We should all really be worried about the Lesbian Asian cos-play Vampire technocrats.

They're consolidating their power.
 
2020-09-09 1:48:49 PM  
A very very generous estimate of the people in the United States who are

. black
. transgender
. Marxist
. registered to vote

is less than 20,000.

Be afraid.  Be very very afraid.
 
2020-09-09 1:49:23 PM  
So Michelle found "black transgenders" on her husband's browser history, and his explanation was that he was "researching antifa?"

Just man up and come out, Marcus. You're not fooling anyone.
 
2020-09-09 1:49:50 PM  
what the H E double hockey sticks is wrong with these people?
 
2020-09-09 1:49:57 PM  

joshiz: If these people actually read the bible they would realize that Jesus would be hanging out at the underground black gay disco and not with people like Mike Pence.


Why, did Pence leave before Jesus got there?
 
2020-09-09 1:50:20 PM  
 
2020-09-09 1:50:25 PM  

DrupyDrawrs: what the H E double hockey sticks is wrong with these people?


Religion.
 
2020-09-09 1:50:37 PM  

GitOffaMyLawn: So antifa.com redirects to joebiden.com.


And that was a conservative hoax. No self-declared Antifa worth their salt likes Joe Biden either.
 
2020-09-09 1:51:11 PM  

stoli n coke: joshiz: If these people actually read the bible they would realize that Jesus would be hanging out at the underground black gay disco and not with people like Mike Pence.

Why, did Pence leave before Jesus got there?


Yes. Mother gets upset if he's out past 9
 
2020-09-09 1:52:04 PM  
The absolute state of political education in this country never ceases to amuse me.
 
2020-09-09 1:54:26 PM  
I mean, I'm not black.
 
2020-09-09 1:55:20 PM  

stoli n coke: So Michelle found "black transgenders" on her husband's browser history, and his explanation was that he was "researching antifa?"

Just man up and come out, Marcus. You're not fooling anyone.


Came here for this. Her hubby just wishes Kamala was a black transgender. Republicans are a bunch of weird sex perverts.
 
2020-09-09 1:55:30 PM  

gilgigamesh: joshiz: She's saying that like it's a bad thing.

Word.  I assume these transgender black Marxists will be manning (personning?) the taco trucks I was promised on every corner.


After Trump took over the taco truck in our neighborhood did go away. I really missed it. So I moved to Arizona. Now there's a pandemic so again can't go to a taco truck anymore. Trump sure is a sinister bastard.
 
2020-09-09 1:58:36 PM  

MattytheMouse: GitOffaMyLawn: So antifa.com redirects to joebiden.com.

And that was a conservative hoax. No self-declared Antifa worth their salt likes Joe Biden either.


Aye, n nah tru antifa eats their porridge with sugar. If ya want ta eat snashters then eat a feckin wham.
 
2020-09-09 1:58:41 PM  
Religion is truly (and somewhat ironically) become the most vile and evil force within society. The worst human beings, most deplorable subjects are almost always religious or doing so in the name of religion.

As an atheist, I thank these deplorables, nobody could advertise and promote better their ignorant and childish beliefs better.
 
2020-09-09 2:01:06 PM  

stoli n coke: So Michelle found "black transgenders" on her husband's browser history, and his explanation was that he was "researching antifa?"

Just man up and come out, Marcus. You're not fooling anyone.


Her husband is a "converted homosexual".
 
2020-09-09 2:02:02 PM  

Lambskincoat: stoli n coke: So Michelle found "black transgenders" on her husband's browser history, and his explanation was that he was "researching antifa?"

Just man up and come out, Marcus. You're not fooling anyone.

Came here for this. Her hubby just wishes Kamala was a black transgender. Republicans are a bunch of weird sex perverts.


Well, hiring guys to Manafort their wives seems to be very popular among the 'Pubs.
 
2020-09-09 2:03:34 PM  

stoli n coke: So Michelle found "black transgenders" on her husband's browser history, and his explanation was that he was "researching antifa?"

Just man up and come out, Marcus. You're not fooling anyone.


It's the Marxist blah transgenders you have to worry about. Geez, you people talk like racists.
 
2020-09-09 2:05:23 PM  
I love with Republicans how nothing is ever just an issue. It's an extensional crisis. Every person the democrats come up with is the most evil person ever, the most liberal, the most tyrannical. It's so hyperbolic, it's tiring. Do they ever get tired of being so stressed and afraid?
 
2020-09-09 2:07:00 PM  

Destructor: We should all really be worried about the Lesbian Asian cos-play Vampire technocrats.

They're consolidating their power.


It's "Things That Scare Stupid White People" madlibs!  Don't forget the immigrant Muslim Uber drivers!
 
2020-09-09 2:10:26 PM  

clovercat: gilgigamesh: joshiz: She's saying that like it's a bad thing.

Word.  I assume these transgender black Marxists will be manning (personning?) the taco trucks I was promised on every corner.

After Trump took over the taco truck in our neighborhood did go away. I really missed it. So I moved to Arizona. Now there's a pandemic so again can't go to a taco truck anymore. Trump sure is a sinister bastard.


Totally off topic, but what is up with that?  I understand them shutting down early in the pandemic when things about covid were less well understood, but with what we know now, food trucks are much safer than going to a restaurant, or even getting takeout.

You'd think food trucks would take advantage and would be everywhere by now.  Instead its like the Permian Extinction.  I don't get it.
 
2020-09-09 2:11:38 PM  
"For people who know their Bible, this is exactly what the prophets told us,"  She said, without quoting chapter and verse...
 
2020-09-09 2:12:40 PM  

gilgigamesh: clovercat: gilgigamesh: joshiz: She's saying that like it's a bad thing.

Word.  I assume these transgender black Marxists will be manning (personning?) the taco trucks I was promised on every corner.

After Trump took over the taco truck in our neighborhood did go away. I really missed it. So I moved to Arizona. Now there's a pandemic so again can't go to a taco truck anymore. Trump sure is a sinister bastard.

Totally off topic, but what is up with that?  I understand them shutting down early in the pandemic when things about covid were less well understood, but with what we know now, food trucks are much safer than going to a restaurant, or even getting takeout.

You'd think food trucks would take advantage and would be everywhere by now.  Instead its like the Permian Extinction.  I don't get it.


Clearly Michelle Bachmann is on to something: we need more black transgender Marxists to immigrate to run the food trucks.

Someone send a cable to Black Transgendistan immediately.
 
2020-09-09 2:12:42 PM  

shpritz: GitOffaMyLawn: So antifa.com redirects to joebiden.com.

And here is Michele Bachmann saying that the site is populated by transgender black marxists?

Is she saying what I think she's saying about Kamala Harris? In other words, the same nonsense spouted by the far right evangelicals about Michelle Obama?

Have to say this about the far right evangelicals. They are consistent in their racism and bigotry.

You're reading too much into the ramblings of a brain-damaged fundie.


I dunno. Maybe I'm giving Bachmann too much credit. However, it does seem to be a reoccurring theme among a subset of fundies that Black women are not feminine, and therefore must be MTF transgendered, and that these are all bad things.
 
2020-09-09 2:14:44 PM  

gilgigamesh: clovercat: gilgigamesh: joshiz: She's saying that like it's a bad thing.

Word.  I assume these transgender black Marxists will be manning (personning?) the taco trucks I was promised on every corner.

After Trump took over the taco truck in our neighborhood did go away. I really missed it. So I moved to Arizona. Now there's a pandemic so again can't go to a taco truck anymore. Trump sure is a sinister bastard.

Totally off topic, but what is up with that?  I understand them shutting down early in the pandemic when things about covid were less well understood, but with what we know now, food trucks are much safer than going to a restaurant, or even getting takeout.

You'd think food trucks would take advantage and would be everywhere by now.  Instead its like the Permian Extinction.  I don't get it.


It's really a case of we don't go anywhere anymore and can't enjoy city life.
 
2020-09-09 2:21:54 PM  

clovercat: It's really a case of we don't go anywhere anymore and can't enjoy city life.


I mean... I suppose.  The central business district in my city has been a ghost town for months.  Without people in the office buildings, I guess there's no point in the food trucks coming out.

Still, we have a medical district, and those people can't exactly work from home.  Before covid, that area was a cornucopia of food trucks.  Not sure now.

I will have to take a little hike over that way and see if anything's changed.
 
2020-09-09 2:22:08 PM  

MattytheMouse: GitOffaMyLawn: So antifa.com redirects to joebiden.com.

And that was a conservative hoax. No self-declared Antifa worth their salt likes Joe Biden either.


While I would much rather have Warren (and I think that we'll need her expertise in the impending economic shiatstorm), I understand the appeal of Biden.

Warren is too cerebral for most.
Sanders is too polarizing for most (even in Congress).
Biden is too conciliatory for many, which is why I think Harris is a reasonable VP choice.

I'm waiting for President Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Hopefully in my lifetime.

Yes, AOC is polarizing. However, I think that she is polarizing in a good way. She has both the intelligence and the fire. It also appears that she's beginning to play well with others - a necessary quality for a statesperson. It's also a bonus that establishment types from all sides are scared of her.
 
2020-09-09 2:22:08 PM  

gilgigamesh: gilgigamesh: clovercat: gilgigamesh: joshiz: She's saying that like it's a bad thing.

Word.  I assume these transgender black Marxists will be manning (personning?) the taco trucks I was promised on every corner.

After Trump took over the taco truck in our neighborhood did go away. I really missed it. So I moved to Arizona. Now there's a pandemic so again can't go to a taco truck anymore. Trump sure is a sinister bastard.

Totally off topic, but what is up with that?  I understand them shutting down early in the pandemic when things about covid were less well understood, but with what we know now, food trucks are much safer than going to a restaurant, or even getting takeout.

You'd think food trucks would take advantage and would be everywhere by now.  Instead its like the Permian Extinction.  I don't get it.

Clearly Michelle Bachmann is on to something: we need more black transgender Marxists to immigrate to run the food trucks.

Someone send a cable to Black Transgendistan immediately.


We really miss her wit and insight when she was in the senate.She's truly a credit to the people of Minnesota.
 
2020-09-09 2:22:17 PM  
Oblig for any Bachmann thread:

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2020-09-09 2:30:31 PM  

DrupyDrawrs: what the H E double hockey sticks is wrong with these people?


Sarah?
 
2020-09-09 2:30:53 PM  
White Christian men have been in charge for centuries and the world still sucks for most people. I'm all for giving Transgender Black Marxists a turn.
 
2020-09-09 2:33:44 PM  
"Transgender black Marxists"

Damn! If only they would have added in "Pagans" I could have scored a BINGO.
 
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